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No Clowning Around …

Discover Everything You Need to Know to Earn Tons of Laughs & Piles of Cash … as a Clown!

 

 

Dear friend,

Whether you want to earn a living as a clown or you just want to learn some clown tricks to entertain your kids, this is the most exciting message you’re going to read today!

Here’s why:

There’s a new ebook available that reveals how anyone can be “clowning around” and making people smile in no time!

 

Introducing “What a Clown! How to Make a Living or Simply Entertain Your Kids by Clowning!”

 

At last, there is a comprehensive, yet easy-to-read guide that reveals not only how to become a clown and make people laugh like crazy but also how to make money as a clown and even how you to make it your career!

Here is more of what you will learn from this amazing ebook:
The secrets to making people laugh – you’ll be amazed at how easy it is to do when you follow these simple tips!

 
How to find your “inner clown” and create a winning clown character! How to “make up” your clown face – including how to apply make up like a pro, how to find the right fake nose and much more!

 
How to create your costume – are floppy giant shoes for you? Find out here! How to develop your clown persona – will you be a talking clown or a silent clown … will you be a goofy scientist or “Bozo” the clown … find out here how to easily determine what type of clown fits you best!

 
How to get your clown body language down and have your audience laughing before you even do one trick – the secrets to funny clown movement are revealed here! How to choose your clown equipment – from musical instruments to stilts to a face painting kit and more, it’s all broken down here so you can quickly decide what equipment and props to use to generate the most laughs!

 
How to “think funny” and develop you own hilarious clown routine – whether you want to tell jokes or employ slapstick humor all the secrets you need to know to develop your creative side and make people laugh are revealed here! How to find work as a clown no matter where you are!

 
How to grow your clown business and be making big money faster than you ever dared dream possible! And much, much more!

 

That’s Right, The Secrets to Becoming a Funny, Successful Clown Are Finally Revealed!

 

Children have been fascinated with clowns for many, many decades and, as a result, it has been the dream of lots of children to grow up and become a clown.

Maybe you were one such child. If so, you should know that thanks to the What a Clown! How to Make a Living or Simply Entertain Your Kids By Clowning ebook, it is now easier to become a clown than ever before!

Now you can discover all the tips, tricks, techniques and secrets you need to know to become a clown and start making people double over with laughter from one convenient, inexpensive ebook!

This information-packed, yet easy-to-follow ebook contains a complete step-by-step blueprint for becoming a clown.

And you’ll learn how you can quickly and easily start earning money as a full or part-time clown – even if you have absolutely no prior clowning experience to speak of.

It’s true.

You don’t need to know anything about clowning to make money with this opportunity, as I am prepared to show you exactly what you need to do.
I will hold your hand and spoon-feed you the information step-by-step.

 
I will explain exactly what you must do to make more money than you probably ever dreamed possible as a clown!

Hello, my name is Regine and I love to clown around and make people laugh. I’m here today to tell you that to succeed as a clown you don’t need any special training, diplomas or aptitude.

 

You don’t even need any prior clowning experience at all!

 

All you do need is to read my “What a Clown!” ebook.

That's it!

If you read this ebook, you will know exactly what you need to do to earn money and laughs as a clown (either part-time or full-time, it’s up to you)!

In all honesty, clowning is the best job you could ever have.

It’s a career that allows you to earn good money doing something that is simple, fun and rewarding.

And what could possibly be better than that?

Plus, you will be your own boss, so you can:
Take vacations whenever you want!

 
Determine how much money you want to make instead of relying on someone else to determine that for you! Decide what your work hours are. If you want to knock off early one day, it’s your decision!

 
Finally escape the competitiveness, the backstabbing and the long hours of the rat race! Spend much more time with your family!

 

It really is great! I wouldn't even call clowning do a job. Clowning is actually fun to do and being able to brighten somebody’s day and bring a smile to their face gives you a sense of satisfaction that you wouldn’t believe!

 

Becoming a Clown is Your Chance to Set Your Own Schedule & Work When You Want to – You Can Make as Much as You Want or as Little As You Need!

 

Of course, you can't just jump on the clown “bandwagon” and try to make money on instinct.

It just won't work.

You need guidance.

You need to learn the ropes so you can develop your clown character and start making people laugh faster than you thought possible!

In short, you need this book.

It is a completely detailed education and teaching manual. It will explain every part of the process you need to go through in order to become a successful clown.

Get the “What a Clown!” ebook and you’ll learn:
Clown tricks that are sure to have your audience rolling in the aisles with laughter

 
Classic clown sketches that never get old or less funny – such as the boxing sketch, the pie in the face sketch and much more! How to paint faces like a pro – even if you’ve never done it before!

 
Magic tricks that will leave your audience wide-eyed with amazement! How to get the audience eating out of the palm of your hand from the minute you walk on stage!

 
And much, much more!

Additional clown skills revealed in this book include:
Singing and dancing Mime Storytelling Juggling Making balloon animals Puppetry Riding a unicycle Stilt walking

 

Believe It or Not, Clowning is Big Business!

 

The market for clowns is huge! Clowns are sought after to provide entertainment for:
Parties – Both children and adult Fairs Gatherings Special Events Store and Restaurant Openings And much, much more!

If you love people and are looking for a business with a low startup, clowning may be perfect for you!

And now you can learn exactly what you need to do to be successful as a clown from my “What a Clown!” ebook.

This book reveals all the ins and outs of becoming a successful clown, including:
Who hires clowns and how to make sure you are the first person they call!

 
6 lucrative clown markets and how to exploit each for maximum profits! How to develop your clown business – including when you should start working with a booking agency and what you need to know to ensure this relationship works well for you!

 

So What Are You Waiting For?

It’s Time That You Got the Advice & Information You Need to Become a Successful Clown!

 

Imagine what it would be like to be able to work when you wanted – to be your own boss?  Sounds good doesn't it? 

Imagine being able to do something fun like making people laugh and get paid for it.  How great would that feel? 

You’d be able to work at parties and special events – no more dealing with the daily grind of rush hour traffic!

You’d actually be earning a living by making people happier. Now wouldn't that be a fabulous feeling?

Learn the secrets I reveal in the “What a Clown!” ebook and you could be doing all the above in a matter of days.

You could even choose to start your clowning business part-time while continuing your current job.

That way your hobby could become a great second or third income. 

Imagine bringing another several hundred dollars a month into your home. Would that help pay the bills or allow you to buy those little extras you’ve always wanted?

It’s all possible through clowning. But you have to take that first step. You have to learn how to get started. You have to read the “What a Clown” ebook.

 

Order the “What a Clown!” eBook Today &
Learn Everything You Need to Know
to Become a Clown!

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How much would you expect to pay for advice and information that quite literally could change your life by enabling you to make people laugh – and earn a living while you are at it?

Certainly, even hundreds of dollars would not be unreasonable to many, as you could easily earn much more than this as a successful, in-demand clown.

But relax you still won’t have to pay near that much for the “What a Clown” ebook.

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Read the “What a Clown” ebook and you will be able to begin making people laugh with the confidence that you have a solid foundation of skills used by all the top clowns. The “What a Clown” ebook gives you complete step-by-step instructions for getting laughs and making money as a clown today.

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This big, fat, "beefy" guide is written in a simple and easy to follow style, and clearly lays out everything you need to know to about getting laughs and making money as clown … from A-Z.  

When I set out to create this ebook I wanted it to be an amazing product . . . comprehensive yet simple to follow, written in PLAIN English so that it's dead-easy to read and understand PLUS logically laid out.

At the same time, I wanted ANYONE to be able to become a clown as fast as humanly possible so I made a promise to myself . . . not to hold anything back from you.



I believe I have created the ultimate learning tool for anyone interested in clowning.

And that's why you should own this ebook today.

 

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I am so sure that you will love the “What a Clown” ebook that I am offering an unconditional 100% money-back guarantee.

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That are SIXTY DAYS to put this ebook to the test! I don’t think I can be any fairer than that. Either get the information you need to succeed as a clown or get your purchase price back!

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Sincerely,

 

Regine Hehn
Author of the “What a Clown” ebook 

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