The Secret Art of Spoiling Your Cat Rotten - How to
Pamper Your Cats
Country
boy reveals amazing cat pampering secrets...
"If you are interested in making your cat 10 times happier today, then
this is the most important message you will ever read!"
"Serious Cat Spoilers Only"
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Dear Big-Time Cat Lover,
Although you probably wouldn't admit it, you love your cats
more than you love most people.
Be honest now.
It's
like in the movies. We don't care if the boyfriend Billy
and even Grandpa Joe get killed, as long as the family cat
is o.k.
Our cats are like
our kids.
We treat our cats like
royalty and they should be treated that way.
Because they bring out the best in us. And because,
well, they are special little rays of light that brighten
our lives.
Am I right about you so far?
Because both you and I are downright head-over-heels
crazy
about our kitties, I want to share with you some rare cat
pampering secrets.
How
the secrets were found
These pampering methods are
so effective
that all your cat is going to want to do from now on is
either be right by your side or in your arms.
Here is the reason why:
If the secrets
work
for cats all over America and my 3 cats, then they'll work for your cat
too.
The story? It happened on a Saturday morning when I was
standing in the local pet
store checkout line holding a few cat toys.
Since I had started working longer shifts I noticed my 3 cats were
getting bored to tears, so I wanted to cheer them up. I also
couldn't believe that just by working a couple extra hours a day that
my cats would be as miserable
and starving for affection as they were.
Some would say "big
deal, that's life." But to me, my cats
deserved more than anything to be happy, even if I had little time to
spend with them.
I'm not trying to bring you down. In fact, my story has a
very happy ending because while standing in line at the
pet store that
Saturday, an old granny and I sparked up a conversation that would
change my kitties' lives forever.
She told me two
ways
to make my cats happier that I'd
never heard of.
She told me a few "people
foods" that cats like and about an easy-to-do Eastern
holistic treatment that energetically balances cats to health and makes
them feel like they are on cloud 9.
When I took this lady's ideas home with me, I tested them on my
kitties.
Sure enough, I'd say my cats purred at least 3 times more
than usual for the next few days. And they seemed generally more
chipper all the time... strutting around all nice and
perky.
So pretty soon I began researching other cat pampering techniques like
a mad man, finding out all I could do to spoil my cats.
I took surveys. I interviewed experts. I talked to various cat lovers
around the United States.
Today
my cats are more spoiled than anyone's I know.
And I know a lot of cat lovers! Even though
I make an average income, even the wealthiest cat owners have nothing
on me.
Because all these pampering methods made such a big difference in my
cats' lives, I decided to share
these secrets
with you now.
How to
make your cat happy
Hang on
to your seat because cat
lovers from around the United States have
revealed to me exactly how they're pampering their beloved
cats.
All of this
information that
you will have access to today
has been compiled in "The
Secret Art of Spoiling
Your Cat Rotten".
My electronic book (in .pdf format) is THE manual on spoiling
your cat and you can even read it for FREE.
If you want your cat to live like royalty, then
this is the info you've been waiting for forever.
Here is the reason why...
You'll
find out:
19 secret foods
and treats cats meow for! This is as close as
it is going to get to chocolate ice cream for a cat! (p.12)
A better resting experience for your cat!
She will sleep more soundly all 16 hours per day! (p.17)
How to keep your kitty entertained
even while you're away so she will stay content in her lifestyle! (p.15)
How to properly massage
your
cat so that all she wants to do is hop in your lap! (p.71)
About cat fashion and accessories and how
they will literally drive your cat to strut throughout your
house feeling cocky and prissy! (p.86)
How
to grow catnip and cat grass for an
endless supply of fun! (p.8)
How to bathe and groom your cat so she feels all pampered!
(p.117)
How to get your cat fresh outside
air
without being in harm's way! (p.120)
How to get started practicing an
easy-to-learn
Eastern holistic therapy that
will have your cat purring like an engine
inside a '57 Mustang! (p.95)
How to make homemade cat toys that she'll like to play with
more than the ones you buy at the store! (p.7)
The
Cat Cookbook - 7 homemade dinners and snacks you
can easily whip up for
your kitty to munch on! (p.82)
How to do Feng Shui for your cat, so she
will live a more
balanced, healthy, and lucky life! (p.61)
Fun astrology for your cat!
Understand your
cat's zodiac sign! (p.77)
How psychic pet readings work and how
they make a huge difference in your cat! And how you can get
started as a cat whisperer! (p.19)
About places you can take your
cat to stay comfortably
and get pampered by others while you're out of town!
(p.120)
How
to make your own
cat furniture and
save hundreds of dollars! (p.92)
How to easily make your own cat window
perch so
she can be entertained all day by critters scurrying outside
your house! (p.59)
And more pampering
techniques that are too powerful to list!
There's
even more for your cat to meow about!
Because...Within
you'll find 5 rare,
informative interviews with:
Dr. R.J. Peters, Author of “How to Make
Your Cat Adore You” (p.64)
"Aunt Julie" Rich, professional Psychic
Pet Communicator (p.19)
Johnna Jo Ogden, Cat Fashion Expert (p.86)
Darlene Norris, Cat Care Blogger (p.97)
Nancy E.
Wigal, Author of “18 Ways to
Stop Cat Urine Odor Problems” (p.121)
Interview Excerpts from
the eBook
"...people are learning to
relate on a one-to-one basis with their pet cat. While that's not
always possible with some cats, it at least lets an owner know why
their cat is the way she is, and to let her be her own cat. I've
stressed in several places that it's so very important to realize that cats are their own
selves... they can't be controlled like dogs are. They do not respond
to punishment."
"Baxter is the Head of
the Household. He moved here from Indiana with us.
He loves wearing bow ties. When he has one on, he
seems to have the attitude that his name is "Mr.
Baxter". He tolerates hats if they are small, and only for a
short time.
George came along
next. He doesn't like getting his fur messed up, so
he pouts if he has to wear a bandana. He also likes to play
"road kill" in front of the walker."
"Pet Communicators
communicate with animal beings. The Communicator has to purely
translate the animal’s concepts into terminology humans can relate to.
“Human English words”, I call it."
"Feeding dry food can lead to
feline obesity, which is a big problem in the US right now.
As many as 40% of the cats in the US are obese. This leads to
other health issues like feline diabetes, which is almost an epidemic
right now."
"See, cats just try to tell us
the best way they know how. Since we can't translate meow, and they
don't talk...it's a real hard communication issue, no kidding. But I
methodically developed the solutions to make sure other cat owners
would have some sort of orderly investigation to conduct."
"Right now, I have 57 cats and 2
dogs, most of them considered "leftovers" from my shelter. About 3
years ago, though, there was an emergency rescue I had to do, in
conjunction with the police dept. in another town, to get 55 cats out
of a lady's mobile home. That took MY population up to 115!"
"Scolding or yelling only makes
the cat more determined to find the best secluded, worst possible spot
for us humans to discover their urine puddles."
"With
animal beings and telepathy, they don’t have all the social graces and
barriers and constraints and local ethnics and so on so they usually
just say it like it is, kind of like your average 5-year-old. They do
have innate good manners and dignity, and are quite honest."
"The
most important thing you can do is to make sure you have a friend or
relative who knows you have a pet. Talk to them ahead of time
and ask if they can take care of your pet in the event something
happens to you. You need an emergency caregiver. Leave a note
or message where it can be found by emergency personnel so that they
know who to contact. Like inside a window or door. You also
need to make provisions with someone who can take your pet permanently
if necessary. People don't think about things like this."
"Interesting,
Heartwarming, and Informative Interviews"
The cat experts cover a goldmine of stunning stories and
helpful info.
You'll
find out:
How to create a disaster plan for your
cat incase
there's a natural disaster in your area! (p.98)
The truth about the effectiveness of
alternative
therapies and natural remedies for cats! (p.97)
How to assign a "cat godfather." Incase
something were ever to happen to you, your kitty will be well-cared
for. And you'll find out the beginning
steps to
setting up a
trust fund for your fur ball! (p.99)
About an exceptional lady who at one
point had 115 cats!
(p.64)
How to treat your cat's ear
infection
with materials in your kitchen! (p.100)
Why raw meat is better for your cat than
commercial cat food! And the big problem with
commercial cat
food that the pet food companies don't want you to know!
(p.101)
How to choose a reliable pet health
insurance company for
your cat's health! (p.103)
How to prevent feline diabetes
in your
cat! (p.104)
How to catproof your home, making it safe
for your loved one! (p.106)
The pros and cons
of letting your cat
roam outdoors! (p.107)
How veterinarians have different views on
vaccines for cats! (p.109)
About the heartbreaking animal
problems
in South East United States! (p.113)
Evidence that your cat may like
to make a fashion
statement! (p.86)
How particular accessories can make your
cat happier and more content! (p.89)
About a woman whose cat wrecked thousands
of dollars worth of furniture and how she found the
solution on the
brink of giving her away! (p.121)
If you think your cat only loves you when
it's feeding time, read this! (p.123)
Relationship
advice from the author of
"How to Make Your Cat Adore You"! (p.64)
How to
discipline your cat in a positive,
constructive way
that shows you still love her. "I love you, but you
know, could you please do this for me?"! (p.67)
The secret ways
the experts are pampering their cats!
How a former chiropractor was able to untwist her
cat's neck over a period of difficult times! (p.72)
How an extraordinary woman took a shy and
traumatized cat and made
her happy! (p.121)
Groundbreaking
tips for solving your problem kitty's want to urinate
everywhere but the litter box! (p.122)
When you're at the point you need a feline behavior consultant!
(p.124)
About an enzyme cleaner that works
effectively to neutralize cat urine odor and it can't be found in stores!
(p.124)
Inspiration
for you if you're on the point of giving up on
your cat! (p.125)
And
more info for
your cat!
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Excerpt
from Book #1
"What
kinds of materials do cats like to play with?
Things that clank
together like milk tabs.
Things that ruffle and
make noises like paper bags.
For an unknown reason
they love tin foil. It may be because cats like mirrors and
they see reflections of light.
For an unknown reason
cats love pipe cleaners.
For an unknown reason
they love catnip and cat grass."
Excerpt from Book #2
"If
you're at home, when you take your clothes out of the dryer and put
them in your basket, set your cat inside to nap a while on the heated
clothes."
Excerpt
from Book #3
"Recipe for Cat
Cookies
1 cup whole wheat flour
1 tsp catnip
1/3 cup milk
1/3 cup powdered milk
2 tbl butter or vegetable oil
1/4 cup Soy flour
1 egg
2 tbl Wheat germ
1 tbl Unsulfured molasses
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Mix
dry ingredients together. Add molasses, egg, oil and milk. Roll out
flat onto oiled cookie sheet and cut into small, cat bite-sized pieces.
Bake for 20 minutes and let cool. Store the cookies in a sealed
container."
Excerpt
from Book #4
"Get
your kitty in your lap and go to YouTube.com. Look up videos
with
birds, squirrels, and look up wacky cartoon clips. Why not have weekly
or daily YouTube time with your cat?"
Excerpt from Book #5
"Wet
the cloth and place it in your microwave. Now test it for proper
temperature on the inside of your wrist. Bathe your kitty the way
mother cats do, by cleaning her head and face in a gentle yet firm
fashion.
Excerpt from Book #6
"It's essential in the art of
spoiling your cat rotten that you create a window perch. The
objective is to have your kitty lie comfortably at window level so she
can see outside. Preferably you'll want to build the perch at
a
window next to your front porch where there will be a bird feeder
hanging. Your cat will get a kick out of every bird that
comes
along, therefore be sure to keep the feeder well-stocked."
Excerpt from Book #7
"Instead
of putting your cat in a normal kennel where they don't like to be, why
not send your kitty to a “resort for pets” when you go out of
town? You might not believe it, but there is probably one in
your
area!"
I want to
set
something straight as an arrow.
"The
Secret Art of Spoiling Your Cat Rotten" is a downloadable,
electronic
book that you can read from your computer or print out for
later.
However, there are advantages to this electronic book.
Believe it or not, the information is
more dense on each page than a
book in print, making the ebook a smooth, easy read
that you will finish in one sitting.
Each
page is jam-packed
with information
you'll learn easily.
There are links for you to follow so you
can
browse more great cat places on the net.
There won't be any ranting or fluff or
lousy
filler information like
with books in print.
Yet another advantage is you can download it and find out
this rare info now. You don't have to wait.
You
can read my book in one sitting then you can spoil your
cat rotten for
the rest of her life.
No
shipping and handling fee since it is downloadable.
Downside #2 - May not
be for you
This
pampering book isn't
for everyone.
This info
isn't for you if:
You don't want your cat to be spoiled to
the point where her or his personality
may change to prissy or even cocky.
Your cat is a boy and you don't want him
to be wimpy and
overly affectionate.
You don't want your cat becoming more attached to you.
Some people don't like that.
You want everyone else on the block to
have this information first and you'll just learn it from
them later.
You'd
like to go out for a
dinner at Chili's instead
of invest in "The Secret
Art
of Spoiling Your Cat Rotten" for
your cat.
Please don't be offended
We'll
start with The Bad News:
Sadly
your cats have not yet experienced the
utopia of being pampered by a true master of spoiling cats.
Now wait. I know you're doing the best you can to make your
cat happy, so you're
not a bad “Mom.”
I mean NO OFFENSE. You're not an inadequate cat lover.
I know you do all you can for "your kids."
Quite simply, you
don't know anything about pampering your cat until
you know what I'm going to tell you.
All this means is that if you don't know this information, your cat is
missing out on a 10x better life.
The
Good News:
It
only takes a day to find out how to
pamper like a true master because you can download your cat's new
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Your cat will feel like
a kitten again
This
is the reason why...
This
is what's in it
for you and your cat.
Please
observe the 2 kitties.
Cat A – Your Cat Today
She sleeps 16 hours per day.
Curls up next to you or on you while
you're sitting on your couch watching TV or lying on your bed resting.
She eats scheduled dry food and
occasional canned wet food.
Plays
with a lot of cat toys like a mouse and a ball.
She indulges in some cat nip every once
in a while.
Just
imagine...
Cat
B – Your Cat
Pampered
She sleeps soundly
around 16 hours per day.
Curls up on her normal place (possibly
the most
comfortable resting spot that can exist for a cat).
She eats scheduled dry food and often
eats
tasty treats. She feels like she has her own
personal 5-star chef.
She watches the television
(she literally zones out and watches the tube like we do).
Hops in your lap for massages because you
know how to properly massage her.
Receives regular holistic therapy that makes her both more
healthy and spoiled rotten.
She
struts your house in style and thinks she's a goddess!
She
falls in love with you more and more
with each passing day.
Instead of buying the occasional cat nip
for her, you now
grow both catnip and cat grass almost effortlessly and
she has an endless supply.
She has her own tall furniture
to climb, which is like owning a Ferrari to a cat.
She often perches by the window,
entertained
by birds, squirrels, and whatever other furry critters
scurry around your house.
Your
cat lives a pampered lifestyle equal to Oprah's if she were a cat.
You understand what she's
thinking so you can give her what she wants when she wants it.
You've developed a deeper relationship
with her and she loves you more than you thought possible.
She's the happiest kitty
in town and your friends might even be jealous of your cat
pampering mastery!
A word of CAUTION
Side
Effects May Include:
Overly cute
Too affectionate
More attached
Overdosed on smothering
Prissy,
cocky, and spoiled
rotten
When
you
know this stuff, your
cat is going to be more cheerful than you
can imagine because I guarantee she has never experienced this level of
pampering before.
And you
may never find this info anywhere after today anytime soon.
How your
cat can miss out
What do
you stand to lose if you don't get your copy today?
If you don't learn this stuff, you will miss out on
watching your cat happily indulge in the finer things in kitty life.
If you pass this up, your cat will NOT know
what it's like to live a high-class lifestyle.
Your friends might get it first
You have a few options.
1. Wait
until your best friend gets the book so she can tell you the
pampering
secrets.
2. You could let your cat miss
out on a better life, but I know that's not an option.
3. Or
get the info that will help you spoil your cat rotten today.
Then you can be the one who tells all your friends about how to really
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What
will it cost for these secret pampering methods?
It
took me:
1 year and 6 months to research the secrets,
interview experts and authors, then compile the info in this electronic
book.
1 year to test pampering techniques
to make sure they're effective.
Roughly 427 hours of hard work
to complete this program.
If you wanted to pay me for all of the blood, sweat and tears I've put
into development of the
ultimate guide to giving your cat the best life possible,
it would cost you $4,697.00.
But I'm not going to charge you that amount.
Here
is the reason why:
I want every cat lover like you to be
able to
spoil
your cat rotten like
the pros.
Don't get me wrong. I did go to
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But I want you to
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that I'll cut the price like a knife.
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