I’m FLOODING My Inbox With “Guru” Hate Mail, Just to Bring You Some of the Dirtiest, Most Well-Kept, Money Making Secrets EVER!
Haven’t you ever wondered how these so called Guru’s are making MILLIONS doing the same things that net you NOTHING? While you whittle away your time, energy, and WALLET on deadbeat, dime a dozen techniques, the guru’s get FAT and RICH selling you their JUNK!
LEAVE NOW! IF:
You want to be lied to, and taken advantage of, AGAIN
You are afraid of success, or BANK BREAKING paychecks…
You are afraid of working less than 3 hours a DAY…
You don’t want to EXPLOIT your competitors for thousands of dollars.
You simply CAN’T HANDLE what I’m about to reveal to you…
I was once like you. I was an aspiring internet entrepreneur, ready to tackle the market and make millions. I spent THOUSANDS of dollars on products that PROMISED me to the moon and back, PROMISED me I would drown in a sea of my own profits! It was all…
BULLCRAP
I spent the next few years scouring the internet looking for ways to make money. I found some tips that worked, and some that didn’t. The whole time I kept a little black book that I wrote down EVERYTHING I learned, and EVERYTHING that made me money. Sometimes I broke even, sometimes I made profit, but most of the time, my money got sucked RIGHT DOWN THE TOILET.
I couldn’t stand it. Finally, I saved up enough money to go to a big internet seminar in Florida . This is where I thought I would make it big. I would connect with the so called “Guru’s” and make a killing. Little did I know, the entire seminar was nothing but one big hype fest, there was so much bullcrap flying around I had to cover my mouth. I got so sick of it, I simply left, and walked to the nearest bar, to gather my thoughts, and figure out what I was going to do next.
Well, about an hour later, the same marketer that talked his mouth dry promoting his own products, pulled up a seat to the bar right near me. I couldn’t believe it, ******* *********** was sitting right next to me, ordering a beer. A few drinks later, he was obviously a little tipsy, and the bartender started asking him questions.
He said “Why so down man?,” and the marketer replied along the lines of “I spent the last 2 hours in a room full of people throwing money at me hoping to get rich.” The bartender was confused, and asked again “So why are you so down in the dumps?” and the marketer replied, “Because I gave them almost everything they need, but I didn’t tell them the little secrets that pull it all together.”
I couldn’t believe it! Here was the same guy promising me millions just an hour ago, sitting here in front of me, pouring his heart out to a stranger about how he left out DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS that make him the big money! I was outraged, I was furious, but, I kept my cool.
Rather than make a scene, I just turned to him and said “Like what?”. He remarked “Oh you probably wouldn’t understand and it’s a long story…”, to which I replied “I was one of those suckers in there that you held out on!”
His mood instantly changed, and in return for keeping his identity secret, he told me some of the DIRTIEST, most WELL KEPT money making secrets on the internet! We spent hours going over everything he does to make an absolute KILLING on the internet, all from his home, all in less than 3 hours a DAY!
Remember a few years ago, the Magician that blew the top off every trick in the book? He was hated, he had his life threatened, his career put in jeopardy, but guess what? He showed everyday people EXACTLY how to pull off those amazing stunts that you could NEVER pull off yourself!
I’m that same kind of guy, ready to drop some of the most UNREAL marketing techniques you’ve ever read. I’m slicing through the BULLCRAP and giving you every dirty secret the BIG names DON’T want you to know.
So what exactly are you getting into? First, I’ll tell you what you AREN’T getting into:
You WON’T be filtering through 30 pages of recycled articles and pages of hype.
You WON’T be bogging your hard drive down with 20 minute videos that spend more time talking than teaching.
You WON’T be choking on 25 pages of affiliate-loaded, reseller-coded garbage, forcing you to buy one useless product after another.
Don’t believe me? Join my FREE weekly mailing list, and I’ll give you a chapter of this book for FREE! I am so confident that what I’m about to show you will blow your mind, that I’m willing to sacrifice part of it just to get your attention!
Your Name : Your E-Mail :
I will NEVER share your email address with anyone else, and I WILL never spam you, and that’s NOT a dirty secret. However…
I'll teach you how to make bank-breaking checks like this:
Now that you know what you WON’T be dealing with, lets look at what you WILL be dealing with.
We all know how it works, right? You find a product to sell, you get people to see your product, and you convince them to buy that product. But how? I’m going to throw out all the rules on everything you’ve been taught by these so called guru’s, and I’m going to hold your hand all the way through it. I’m going to teach you EVERY DIRTY SECRET ABOUT:
Dear reader,
Are you sick of it all?
Outraged as you work your rear end off hours a day only to see dollars a month, if that!
Furious that you spend more money on advertising, more money on junky products than you are actually making back?
Ready to give up because it seems you can only succeed with the next, big, useless product?
I’ve already told you, I understand. I’ve been through it all. I’ve been lied to, I’ve been tricked, I’ve been downright CHEATED out of my money.
I don’t care if you are a pro, a beginner, or have no IDEA what I’m talking about, the truth is:
NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
If you desperately had to make a huge sum of money quickly, what are some of the ways that come to mind?
Opening a soup a kitchen and asking for donations?
Being a mascot for the local hot dog vendor?
A paper route? A lemonade stand?
NO!
When you need that big money, you probably think:
Counting cards at a casino!
Robbing a bank!
Huge stock trading deals, real estate swaps, or insider trading!
Let me help you rob that internet bank for all it’s worth!
Sure, you don’t NEED my help. You could spend the next few weeks finding a nice little niche. You could spend an entire day building a list of related and profitable keywords, and try your luck with an Adwords campaign. Sure, you could try and find a product that matches your niche, and put some Adsense on your site. At the end of the month, you COULD make a few hundred bucks.
You could be the nice guy. The nice guy plays by the rules, waits his turn, and is happy with his meager little profits.
Or you could be like me. I don’t wait my turn, I don’t play by the rules, and believe me, I don’t collect meager paychecks.
I’m not going to give you lines and lines of back story, about my personal life, and why I got into the business. I’m not going to introduce you to my wife, and show you pictures of my family. And I’m not going to pretend you can make money with everyday advice you could find from Google in ten seconds.
I’m going to teach you how to kick over that internet bank, and rob it blind. I don’t waste time with slow tactics that build up over time, I don’t waste my time with “white hat” techniques. I’m going to show you the dirty secrets that you weren’t taught before.
Don’t get me wrong, those boring old methods can work. They can make you some money…
But get real. The big guys are out there using THESE dirty secrets to bypass the filler, and head straight to the money. Don’t you want a piece of the action?
You might be worried about the legality of these methods, but rest assured:
Nothing I’m going to tell you is ILLEGAL in any way, whatsoever.
Internet marketing used to be easy. You used to make a website, throw some advertisements on it, sell a product, and make a fortune. Well, those days are over. It’s a different world now, and if you want to succeed, you’ll need every dirty, hidden secret you can get your hands on.
Why do sports stars use steroids? Because there are thousands of other players out there working harder, working smarter, and doing everything they can to get better. The truth is those steroid users are the ones running faster, jumping higher, breaking records, and MAKING THE MONEY.
You really don’t have a choice. If you want to make money in a market this crowded, you NEED my DIRTY SECRETS.
You’ll be finding affiliate programs so sweet that you can’t help but make profits. You won’t be worrying about refunds, complaints, or filler products.
I’ll help you build a list of targeted keywords that will barely cost you a dime to advertise with. And I’ll give you every free tool out there, you won’t have to purchase a thing.
I’ll even give you a list of over 50,000 highly profitable keywords.
Let’s face it, you probably aren’t a marketing expert, but you don’t need to be. I’m going to teach you how to directly follow your advertisers progress, steal their techniques, and use them for yourself!
You won’t be draining your bank account trying to keep up with the big dogs in the Adwords world. I’ll teach you several secrets to cut costs, steal clicks, and downright outplay your opponents. I’ll even give you 5 human emotions that will GUARANTEE clicks, whether they like it or not.
I’ll show you dirty tricks to make your customers NEED your product, and FEAR buying from your competitors. Your customers won’t be caught dead without you.
You’ll be given the information that I use to make well over $5,000 a month (per site) with Adsense. These aren’t tired old tricks like “keyword stuffing”, and they aren’t going to get you banned like many of these so called “Adsense Secrets”. The secret is out, those techniques will get your account deleted. I’ll give you ten tips to completely avoid the Google Ban.
How I literally purchase $.99 eBay products and turn them into hundreds of dollars, that same day.
I’ll give you the tools and websites I use to ride the wave of the future, literally, the same tools I use to find the next big niche before it even happens. Who needs to worry about crowded niches when you are the first one on the scene? It’s like playing the lottery, and you have all the tickets.
I’ll even show you how I’ve been using Craigslist to make well over $300 a day, every day. This is a step by step process. I give you the direct steps to make an instant killing.
And the beauty is, anyone can do it.
You won’t be answering phone calls. You won’t be dealing with angry customers.
You don’t even need a website.
You won’t be licking envelopes or sending spam mail.
You don’t need extensive computer knowledge.
There is no multi level marketing, or send $5 to everyone on the list scams.
There is no back end selling. I won’t be telling you to go out and buy more products.
You work when you want to work.
These are all things you’ve heard before, but finally, it’s true with Dirty Internet Secrets.
So how much does it cost?
How much would you pay for a program that promised you profits, within hours of reading it? I’m going to tell you right now, that its cheap. Dirt cheap. I’m not pricing it anywhere near what it’s actually worth. Why? Because I know that you won’t be able to afford it.
I’ve been in your boat before. You don’t have thousands to pay for seminars, multi part books, and DVDs full of junk. I may be a dirty, nasty marketer, but I know what its like to live paycheck to paycheck, and to be stuck in a dead end job. (If you even have one!)
I’ll give you an example of my lifestyle. I wake up every morning, or late afternoon, or whenever I want. I check my emails, check my money (and always grin), and then I spend a few hours either thinking of new site ideas, or promoting another product.
That’s it. That is my entire agenda. I live in a very nice apartment, I drive an original 1969 Yenko Z-28 Camaro (Sorry, I’m not a Ferrari guy!), and I keep my wife and I very well provided for. My neighbors are jealous, my parents are proud, and most importantly, I’m happy. What would you pay for this kind of happiness, this kind of luxury?
$5,000 seems like a reasonable price for living the American dream doesn’t it? Yeah, but odds are you don’t have an extra $5,000 lying around.
Maybe $500 is a more appropriate price, for a product crammed with so many dirty secrets, that several well known gurus literally email me daily, telling me to knock off the funny business.
I was going to release it at $150, but so many of these damn “Guru’s” were threatening legal action that I had no choice but to release it for a final price of $47. Just to piss them off.
The so called “Guru’s” are scared, because they know that their secrets are being let out of the bag, right here, on this site. This is your chance to finally make that big money that was promised to you by all of those other products, and get back at everyone that lied to you before.
I know this is a great price, but I can’t stress enough how important it is that you get your hands on this as quickly as possible. These secrets are so DIRTY, so NASTY, and so WELL HIDDEN that I’m not even sure how long I’ll be able to sell it!
If you order now, I’ll even throw in an amazing bonus:
Nothing.
Yup, I’m not giving you a 30 page book on how to find niches, or a 12 page PLR article package, or some crummy auto site generator. I’m certainly not going to give you a 20 minute, 30 gig hi def video filled with nothing.
Why?
Because I actually have faith in my product, and know that Dirty Internet Secrets has everything in it you need to make very generous sums of EASY cash.
So much faith that if you sign up for my FREE weekly mailing list I’ll give you a chapter of this book for FREE!
Your Name : Your E-Mail :
I’m not going to attack you with piles of free crap, instead, you’ll simply find everything you need right in this book.
In fact, I’m so confident In my product that I’m offering a 56 day (8 week), no-questions-asked, money-back guarantee. You can download the book, read it, hate it, and send it right back to me, and get every cent back.
If you don’t make an absolute killing in 8 weeks (56 days), go ahead and refund it. Hell, you can even keep the book. That’s how confident I am that you’ll make money. What are you waiting for? Make the change NOW while you have the chance!
There is a catch though. This information is so good, so dirty, so well guarded that I simply can’t let everyone have it. I want to stick it to the Guru’s and leak this knowledge to everyone who cares, but at the same time, if everyone knows this POTENT information, then the effect is lost. That is why I am going to be limiting the sales to a set number. Once that number has been hit, this site is offline, and this product is GONE.
I can’t believe I have to say this, but, if you aren’t going to FULLY utilize every step in this book, then PLEASE DO NOT ORDER. This information is simply too useful. I just can’t have this information sitting on your hard drive when someone else could be completely changing their lives.
So ask yourself: Now that you know what I’m offering you, what are you going to do?
You can either sit there, ignore my offer, and go on with your ways. You might find something that’ll net you some profit. You might win the lottery, who knows, But one thing is for sure, you’ll never find an offer like this again. You’ll probably just get sucked back into that cycle of Bulls***.
Or you could buy Dirty Internet Secrets for the incredibly low price of $47, and use my techniques to EXPLODE into the marketing scene while you still can. You could make enough money to completely change your life, lord knows that I did.
So what’s it going to be? You don’t have forever, once these copies are gone, they are gone.
Just ask yourself these questions:
Do you want to live the life you’ve always dreamed of? A nice car, a nice house, and just a NICE LIFE?
Are you sick of the endless cycle of BULLCRAP products, and recycled junk?
You realize this offer will only last as long as I can FIGHT off the marketers that DON’T want this information leaked out?
You realize this is an INSTANT download, and you could be making money on Craigslist and eBay by the time you finish reading?
Sincerely
, Chris Everson
P.S. : Don’t think for a SECOND that I’m kidding, or that I’m not the real deal. If you miss the opportunity to nail in these DIRTY SECRETS and lose out on your chance in a lifetime, don’t come crying to me, asking for a second chance.
