Quit Your Snoring
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DATE:
NAME: John Landry
DEAR FRIEND,
As you DEVOUR EVERY WORD of this report, you're going to find out
EXACTLY HOW TO STOP YOUR SNORING using a GUARANTEED stop snoring
system...
Imagine it's one month from today, the day you first read this
report that CHANGED YOUR LIFE FOREVER. Using the system I'm about to
reveal, you could be getting a full night's rest while your partner is
sleeping peacefully next to you.
Imagine waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror and knowing
without a shadow of a doubt that you have a plan; a plan that is going
to make you, WITHIN WEEKS, finally stop your snoring and help you
sleep soundly... as well as dramatically increase your confidence and
energy levels!
IMAGINE HOW INCREDIBLE IT WILL FEEL and how much better YOU'LL FEEL
ABOUT YOURSELF. How you will finally be able to spend the night with
someone else peacefully. No more put-downs... or feeling like they
disapprove of you. Now you're finally accepted and respected by your
partner. NOW they notice and pay attention to what you have to say...
instead of complaining about your snoring.
Now that's something you can get excited about!
Let me tell you a story...
My name is John Landry, and I used to have a BIG PROBLEM! I USED TO
_SILENTLY CRY OUT_ FOR A WAY TO STOP SNORING. I had been bothering
people with my snoring since I was a kid, for over 30 years of my
life... and I was FED UP! 30+ years is a long time..
Do you remember the first time you woke up and wondered why the room
was empty?
When I was eight years old, I went to summer camp and remember
keeping all of my friends awake at night. They nicknamed me "THE
FREIGHT TRAIN," and from then on, I learned to sleep alone because
nobody could stand sharing a room with me. _Sound familiar?_
My snoring continued to cause problems throughout my teenage years,
but really began to rear its ugly head _after I got married._ My wife
was always poking me at night, trying to get me to stop snoring. I
couldn't blame her though, because I had known for years that I
sounded like a CHAINSAW while sleeping.
In fact, my snoring was so loud that it sounded like a jet engine
flying through the house. Not only would it keep my wife awake all
night, but it would wake me up too!
We could never get enough sleep, and every day we would wake up
frustrated and exhausted. At that time, the only solution was for the
two of us to begin sleeping alone.
But that wasn't something we wanted to do for the rest of our lives!
The situation was becoming so serious that OUR MARRIAGE WAS COMING
TO AN END. We were both _miserable_, and I HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT
IT.
After spending several nights in SEPARATE BEDROOMS and going through
many marital rows, I really started to become desperate for a solution
to my problem (or rather, _"our problem"_).
I was feeling guilty, and we were both sick and tired of being SICK
AND TIRED all the time! We just wanted to be able to get a good
night's rest like everybody else...
Life had to be better than the way I was living it. I imagined the
difference it would make, JUST WITH MY WIFE!
I didn't want to lose her, so I decided then and there to CHANGE,
_no matter what. _
I went on a search for what was out there that would help me... I
opened my internet browser and began literally DEVOURING every single
piece of information I could possibly get my hands on. I bought
courses and ebooks online.
And after countless hours of research, I really began to fully
understand all there was to know about SNORING.
6 months later, not only had I CURED MY SNORING AND SAVED MY
MARRIAGE... but I had also completed the final draft of a guide that
would go on to change my life and the lives of hundreds of people
around the world.
A staggering percentage of the population spends _every night
snoring._
Not only does snoring that sounds_ like a __ helicopter_ bother
sleep partners and family members, it also poses A SEVERE HEALTH RISK.
Your snoring, or that of a loved one, isn't a mere annoyance. IT
COULD BE A LIFE OR DEATH MATTER.
_ These facts may shock you:_
* Snorers are 4 TIMES MORE LIKELY than others to suffer a stroke.
* Snorers are 3 TIMES MORE LIKELY than others to develop HEART
DISEASE.
* Snorers are 6 TIMES MORE LIKELY to be involved in an auto
accident.
* Snoring is linked to HYPERTENSION, DIABETES, ASTHMA AND
HYPOTHYROIDISM.
_And that's just the tip of the iceberg._
The only thing stopping DEATH BY ASPHYXIATION is the body's
instinctive ability to _"wake them up"_ and to force them to gasp for
air.
Snoring isn't funny. It's not an eccentricity. It's not just a mild
embarassment. IT'S DANGEROUS.
But the medical issues are only part of the problem. I'm sure you
already know that snoring can RUIN RELATIONSHIPS.
* SNORING DECREASES INTIMACY. Are you feeling increasingly isolated?
I know what's it like, because I've been there too.
* SNORING CREATES FRUSTRATION AND CAUSES ARGUMENTS. I would
sometimes get defensive, because after all, it's not something I was
doing on purpose. But I can also understand how annoying it can be...
_I wouldn't be able to sleep_ _either_ _if I had to sleep on an
airport runway. _
* SNORING MAKES YOU TIRED, SLUGGISH AND DEPRESSED. Do you often feel
tired and depressed throughout the day? Yep, I used to be that way
too, and it's all related to snoring.
* SNORING DECREASES YOUR PRODUCTIVITY AND WEAKENS YOUR IMMUNE
SYSTEM. Our bodies slowly break down when we aren't getting enough
sleep. Your snoring is making it hard for you to rest properly, which
_crushes your quality of life._
Listen -- I used to be in your shoes. I know what it's like to deal
with the problems created by having a buzzsaw in your bedroom every
night.
And I also know what it takes for you to once and for all CURE YOUR
SNORING PROBLEM FOREVER.
Snoring is caused by a variety of reasons, and is different for
every person. And that's why surgery can be such a bad idea -- you
might waste thousands of dollars and go through months of recovery,
only to find out that IT DIDN'T WORK!
But don't worry, because I've done all the hard work and research
for you.
I'm going to show you exactly how to diagnose the cause of your
snoring problem, and then tell you exactly what you need to do to cure
it.
MY REMEDIES WORK. You will PERMANENTLY get rid of your snoring
problems quickly and effectively. Once you begin to incorporate my
techniques into your routine, kiss your snoring goodbye! (And give
some extra kisses to your loved ones while you're at it!)
Imagine how your life is going to change when you finally_ CURE YOUR
SNORING PROBLEM:_
* INCREASED ENERGY AND CLARITY. You will finally wake up in the
morning feeling _refreshed and ready to go!_ And you will stay
energized _throughout the day._
* YOUR PRODUCTIVITY WILL IMPROVE, since you and your partner will be
getting a full night's rest.
* REDUCED RISK OF SERIOUS MEDICAL DIFFICULTIES. Staying healthy as
you grow older is something you owe to your loved ones, as well as
yourself.
* YOUR OVERALL HEALTH WILL IMPROVE. You will treat the core of your
problem, which will also fix any other health problems it was causing.
* A HAPPY AND HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. Without the threat of snoring
looming over the horizon, it will be a lot easier to be intimate
again. No more arguments!
* A NEW OUTLOOK AND ATTITUDE TOWARD LIFE. Feeling depressed is no
way to live.
GRAB YOUR COPY TODAY AND SEE RESULTS STARTING TOMORROW. _This is the
real deal._ No gimmicks, no bluffs, NO FALSE PROMISES. Forget spending
thousands of dollars on experimental, unnecessary surgery and fight
the root of the problem, not just the symptoms.
Let's examine some of the topics I cover in _SAWING LOGS - SNORING
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I'm sure that right about now, you're wondering...
HOW MUCH DOES EVERYTHING COST?
The real question to ask is: how much is it worth?
_Think about that for a moment. _
I suppose you could do what most people do -- just "make it up as
you go", and use the "trial and error" method.
Or,
You can solve the problem right now and call it a day (or night
depending on when you're reading this).
No expensive prescription doo-dads. No gimmicky miracle cures. JUST
AN HONEST COLLECTION OF _PROVEN_ ALL-NATURAL REMEDIES.
I boil it all down for you in very simple, easy to understand
terms. Valuable information you can put to work right now.
ORDER YOUR COPY OF EVERYTHING FOR JUST $39.95 $14.95. THAT'S LESS
THAN A VISIT TO THE DOCTOR!
I'll send you not only the book itself, but also the audio book
(which you can listen to on your iPod or other MP3 player, or on your
computer... or even burn it to CD).
And just in case you missed what I was saying, let me be clear...
YOU GET THE BOOK PLUS THE AUDIO COURSE!
When You Order Your Copy Of _Sawing Logs _ Today, You Get The_ _book
In Two Different Formats:
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without surgery in as little as 2 minutes from right now (even if it's
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like.
* DOWNLOADABLE AUDIO BOOK. I'll also deliver you the Audio book
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iPod or other MP3 device, burn it to a CD, or just listen to it right
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TRY THE BOOK RISK-FREE FOR 8 FULL WEEKS!
There's no need to make up your mind right now.
GET YOUR COPY OF THE BOOK.
Read it.
_ START ENJOYING THE BENEFITS OF CURING YOUR SNORING NATURALLY._
These tips and techniques are proven to work.
I don't want you to take any risk at all in ordering this
information. So here's what I'm willing to do: you get the book and
audio, and PUT ME TO THE TEST FOR EIGHT WEEKS.
If at the end of the 8 weeks you don't feel _amazed, dazzled, and
delighted with your progress..._
*SIMPLY ASK FOR A REFUND.*
I'll give you 100% of your money back. No hassle. No questions.
"Rock-Solid 8-Week Unconditional Guarantee"
My personal promise to you:
If_ __Sawing Logs _ doesn't work for you, I don't want to keep your
money.
right now.
If it doesn't fulfill your every expectation, and help you conquer
your snoring...
If you're not 100% THRILLED AND DELIGHTED with the results...
Just ask for a refund and I'll send you every penny of your money
back.
It's that simple, and the risk is 100% on my part... not yours.
FOR A LIMITED TIME, I AM SLASHING THE PRICE BY 60%.
FOR JUST $39.95 $14.95, THE BOOK AND AUDIO ARE YOURS TO KEEP, WITH A
FULL 8 WEEK MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE!
Plus, if you I'll include the following free bonus gifts:
FREE BONUS GIFT #1 (Value $30)
STOP SNORING WITHOUT SURGERY
The purpose of this jam-packed 40+ page book is simply to show you
how to end snoring once and for all. As you'll see, the answer does
not often lie in expensive and risky surgeries. The book talks about
several proven non-surgical anti-snoring devices, techniques, and tips
that have worked wonders.
FREE BONUS GIFT #2 (Value $30)
STOP SNORING EXERCISE PROGRAM
A simple and effective 3-minute daily exercise program that will
cure your snoring permanently in just 2 to 4 weeks. You will learn how
to easily diagnose the causes of your snoring, and then find the right
exercises to perform just for you.
FREE BONUS GIFT #3 (Value $12)
THE SNORE NO MORE VIDEO
An 11-minute video that offers a content-rich look at the snoring
issue from all angles, with an emphasis on understanding the causes of
snoring and how you can take action to avoid additional suffering.
TOTAL VALUE OF BONUS GIFTS = $72
Don't forget - you have up to 2 whole months to decide ...
But even if you decide to return it... YOU KEEP EVERYTHING. (HOW'S
THAT FOR RISK FREE??)
How could I make you "un-download" your book and audio book, even if
I wanted to?
If you were less than honest, you could download your book and
easily rip me off. Many will in fact do this, and it is a risk I am
willing to take for the sake of the honest individuals who truly need
help and relief.
I'm placing my faith in you...
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YES! I want to finally learn how I can stop my snoring without
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I understand my order will be verified on a totally secure server,
and once it is verified, I will be able to immediately download my
eBook (electronic book)... even if it's 2am on a Sunday.
I understand I will immediately get bonuses worth $72 that will
supplement the information in the eBook and help me successfully stop
snoring.
I understand that I have 56 days (8 weeks) to test each and every
bit of information in your books and if I am not 100% thrilled with_
Sawing Logs _ I can get a full refund.
I understand I keep the bonuses, even if I request a refund on the
book.
I understand I also get the audio book version, which means I can
listen to a professional recording of the entire book, any time I
want, as many times as I want. The recording can be played on my
computer, on my iPod, burned to a CD -- any way I want to use it!
The instant my order is verified, I'll download my copy of
everything.
What are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose...
...and a satisfying new life (without snoring) to enjoy!
Sincerely,
JOHN LANDRY
_Creator of "How to Stop Snoring Without Surgery"_ and "Sawing Logs"
P.S. - Remember, I am only offering a 60% DISCOUNT for a few more
days, so don't miss out on this great opportunity -- It's less than a
visit to your doctor! Snoring is a serious problem, so take it
seriously!
P.P.S - _Sawing Logs_ and _How to Stop Snoring Without Surgery_ will
share everything you need to know on how to eliminate snoring forever.
Although I GIVE YOU 8 WEEKS TO TRY IT OUT, I want you to use these
techniques TODAY. Don't forget that this offer is TRULY RISK FREE - if
you're not happy for any reason, YOU DON'T PAY PERIOD. Try it today
with the discounted membership price!
_ DO YOU WANT TO STOP YOUR SNORING FOR GOOD?_
YES?!
THEN GET THE BOOK!
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