almostbreathing.com- Turning the "unreal" into the "almost
breathing
"Turn any good-quality picture into a full-sized cardboard cut-out
that looks just like the real thing!"
Graham, one of our happy customers with his new
Calista Flockhart stand-up
IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED! SOMEONE HAS WORKED OUT A GREAT SYSTEM FOR
MAKING FULL-SIZED CARDBOARD CUT-OUTS WITHOUT HAVING TO GO TO THE PRINT
SHOP.
I guarantee, your friends and family will be impressed by what you
have produced with your home computer and color printer. In fact if
they are like mine, they will be putting in orders for you to make
them one.
The stand-ups make great talking points, like, "I didn't realize
that Britney was so short", or, "Wow, your grandson looks so much
older than he did when I saw him last". This has to be the ultimate in
home made entertainment decoration!
_"I remember walking into a shop that sold cardboard cut-outs and
wishing they had a better range at a cheaper price. Your website has
the cheaper price and an almost unlimited range. Thank you heaps!"_
-Amanda Dellage
Is your games room looking a little boring? Your bedroom needs to be
more "fun"? Missing your GIRLFRIEND OR GRANDKIDS?
This has to be the solution! All you need is your color printer,
some stationery, a few stationery tools and about an hour of your
time.
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"My mates thought it was cool that I had hot-looking women standing
in my bedroom" - Jonathon Bairstow
We offer a 30 DAY, 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. If you are not
satisfied with the software or e-book in anyway, simply request a
refund within 30 days of your purchase. A 100% refund will be
provided.
We provide:
__Specialty software that prepares the image for quality printing
into an almost seamless 12 piece jigsaw puzzle. We show you how to
make the join lines almost invisible. Unlimited use.
__The e-book:
_ _Tells you how to find the perfect image.
_ _Prepare the image in minutes.
_ _ The most suitable paper and materials to use.
_ _ The best methods for putting it together.
_ _ How to protect it from moisture and sun lite.
_ _ _and many more fantastic tips, tricks and ideas._
CHECK OUT WHAT A FEW OF OUR CUSTOMERS HAVE HAD TO SAY:
Brad, hi -- just bought your program and it's terrific!
I'd have paid $49 for it easy, after seeing it!
I was concerned that the photo quality wouldn't be as good as my
regular standups, or that I'd have to re-print out a lot of drafts,
but in fact it's much better because of the paper quality and other
tips you've shared. And this is all on a first-run, which is great.
Thanks for a terrific product. Bravo.
-Ken Calhoun from DaytradingUniversity.com [1]
_The foto is of Kens' first stand-up, and is kept in his office as
motivation. Star Treks' "7 of 9"_.
_ "I followed your instructions and within an hour had made a
stand-up for under $10. I didn't realize how cheap and easy it was.
Thank you."- _ Wendy Lyon
_ "Yes, I was buying my standees from ebay for $25, but the postage
was costing $20, and that is if I could find one I liked. This is
fantastic, I can choose one from thousands and make it now for less
than $10"- _ Corey Sanderland
Soon we will be selling this package for over $44.95, but for a
limited time, it's selling for only $29.95
Get in early and download it now before it's too late. Our reduced
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Celebrity
"Hello Brad. I attempted to make my Keanu standee. I was a little
hesitant at first because it sounded kind of difficult to achieve but
to my surprise it came out beautiful! I followed your directions and
advice to a tee and I did end up using the picture I scanned of Keanu
in my previous email to you.
Check out the before scan and the end result scans using this
picture for my standee. What do you think? I, myself, think the
standee came out awesome and I placed it in my Matrix memorabilia
room. It looks beautiful there. My mom loves it too since she is a
Keanu fan herself. I never thought is was possible to own a Keanu
Reeves standee because there wasn't any that existed over the internet
to purchase but you made it possible with your incredible software.
And it was much easier to make than I thought. I'm very pleased with
the end result. Thank you soooooo much Brad for making it possible for
me to finally have a standee of Keanu right in my very own home!
You're the best!!!
Thank you,
Connie"
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The e-book and software was used to its full extent with this Thanks
Giving float. And what a great sight it was.
Obviously with a hospital that runs 24 hours a day all the staff
couldn't attend the parade, but, they made sure the crowd still saw
them.
Congratulations to Rome Hospital (NY) on the fantastic display.
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Family
"The standups I have made are my two daughters and their recent
college graduations, my brothers and me as children, my mother and
father, a collection of golden retrievers we have had, Blacky, a steer
we raised when I was a kid and Jimmy Buffett."
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Party
"You may recall I bought your software a month or two ago for a
James Bond evening. I thought you might be interested to see one of my
successes! People were extremely impressed and 'Halle' was in much
demand at the end of the night!"
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Party
"It all worked out very well. I made a total of47 cutouts for the
party. Mostly clip art. I have attached a few photos that captured
some of them. At the end of the party, I announced that all of the
cutouts were available for anyone that wanted to take them. Well, as
you might imagine. They are all gone. While we were setting up for the
party, a lady walked in off the street an said that she would like to
buy all of them from me when the party was over for a college reunion
she was planning. I would have done that except I had already decided
that I wanted to offer them to my guests/clients. I am sure that I
will do this again next year. Now that I know how to use the software,
I can get them out fast. That was the best money I have ever spent in
software. You will see some of the cutouts in these photos.
Happy new year.
Debbie "
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Family
"Hello Brad,
Sorry I didn't contact you after making my first stand-up. Since I
made one from my son, I thought you would not be interested unless it
was from a celebrity.
It came out well but I made a mistake with the height, so it came
out a bit more than 16 cm's. short. The photograph I enclose is taken
with the stand-up on top of a pile of books to compensate the height
difference.
I didn't have any other special occasion so far to decide to make a
new one, but I am happy I have the software and that I know I can do
it any time I like.
I am really happy with this software. Thank you so much,
_BEGO