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At Last...
Californian Nutritionist Reveals
PROVEN Miracle Consipation Relief Secret.
Stop This Painfully Frustrating Problem In 15 Minutes ...And For FREE!

If You Suffer from Hard Stools, Embarrassing Gas, Painfully Wide Stools, Uncomfortable Straining For 10 Or More Minutes, Or Have To Wait Days Sometimes Just To Go To The Bathroom, Then...

Here's A True Story Of My Discovery, How This Proven System Works, And How You Can Put It To Work For YOU.

Dear Friend,

My name is Bryan, and well I've got a secret. I used to be constipated. Before that, really I was a pretty average person. I didn't eat extremely healthy or eat fast food everyweek.

I exercised on a fairly regular basis.

Pretty much, I thought I was doing enough of what the “experts” have ever told us about having a healthy lifestyle.

But for some reason, when my girlfriend and I moved to Rio de Janeiro Brazil for 3 months on December 30th 2008, for no apparent reason I developed horrible constipation!

It was bad.

I couldn't go to the bathroom and have any “decent” kind of movement at all. And even worse, my gas from being bloated all the time, smelled so horrible!

Needless to say, this was no fun for my girlfriend who had to endure 3 months of living in small Brazilian apartments with me...

It's A Little Embarrassing, But I'm About To Tell You The First Immediate Cure For Constipation I Found...

AND FOR FREE!

It Works Everytime In 15 Minutes Or Less, And You Can Start Doing It Right Now!

I Found Out That If I Went For A Run While Constipated, That My Body Would Have No Choice But To Clear Itself!

So everyday, when I felt I wanted to have a movement, I would walk 1 block from our apartment in Brazil to the beach and start jogging.

I would jog till I just started to break a sweat, and then I would turn around and start running home.

I Wanted To Time It So That I Would Get Back To My Apartment Just As I Started A Good Sweat, Because As Soon As I Did, My Body Wanted To Have A Movement Right Then And There!

So as soon as I felt the urge...

I'd Run Up The Stairs, Straight Into My Bathroom, And Have A Easy Strain Free And Complete Movement!

So that was the first embarrassing part of the story, here's the second.

Sometimes, I Jogged A Little Too Far Away From My House...

Yep, as embarassed as I am to say it, I was constipated at home, the only way for me to relieve myself at all was to go for a run, and when the urge came, it came like a freight train!

A Few Times I Couldn't Possibly Make It Home. I'm A Little Ashamed Of It, But I Had To Have A Movement Right There On The Beach! Now This Was Getting Ridiculous, But What Choice Did I Have!

Pretty much every time it was at night with no one else around. And thus, I started carrying plastic bags with me on my jogs.

But a couple times, I had to go so bad during the day, and couldn't make it back home, so I had to swim at least a hundred feet out in the ocean, take my boardshorts off, and pass a movement while swimming!

Now This Method Was Working 100% Of The Time For Me, But This Was Embarassing and Just Wasn't Practical. Plus What If Somebody Saw Me!

And there is no way that I wanted to have to do this every time I needed to have a movement.

So I put my nose to the grindstone and started researching everthing I could find about constipation. I Spoke With Pharmacists, Nutritionists, And Even Doctors In An Effort To Cure This Painfully Annoying Problem Once And For All.

The Nutritionists told me to eat more fiber, fruits and vegetables. Ok Sounds Great, Except I Already Was Eating Oatmeal And Fruit Every Day Which Are Loaded In Fiber!

Pharmacists and Doctors told me to just take laxatives, which I did. The Only Thing This Did For Me Was Reverse The Constitpation Too Much and if I stopped taking them, Then My Constipation Returned Immediately!

Even worse, Laxatives are habit forming. So even if I did want to keep taking them, I would have to, or else I'd have an even worse constipated condition!

Well, I decided that enough was enough. These Experts Obviously Weren't Telling Me Enough To CURE My Condition, rather just treat it with prescription Laxatives. So I decided to gather my own information.

I went on an all out "information man hunt", so to speak. I read blogs, forums, health books, health magazines, yoga magazines, and spent weeks performing literally hundreds of internet searches.

And after 8 Months Of Experimenting With Different Foods, Supplements, And Physical Techniques...

I Developed A No Holds Barred Constipation Fighting System That Cured My Hard To Pass Bowel Movements 100%!

And Best of all, I could go to the beautiful beaches back in California because I wanted to, not just to have a movement!

These discoveries were so powerful and immediately effective that I decided it just wouldn't be right for me to not make this information available to fellow sufferers of constipation.

So after learning some basic web design,

I Compiled These Discoveries Into An eBook And They Have Become The Fundamentals Of "Miracle Constipation Relief"!

My eBook covers everything you need to know about immediately stopping constipation and how to cure painful and frustrating bowel problems permanently… In As Little As 10 Minutes From Now!

An eBook is an electronic book that You'll be able to download and start using it immediately.

That means no running to the store, and no waiting days for it in the mail, and not a single tree was cut down in the making of it!

Imagine Every Day Being Able To Easily Pass Normal Sized Stool Without Extreme Pain And Discomfort.

Would that be nice? Imagine relaxing in the bathroom instead of straining hard for 10 minutes or longer - and doing it in a way that suits your lifestyle. And can you imagine how great you'll feel if you didn't have to pay for expensive treatments to do it?

In Just 10 Minutes From Now You Could Be Free Of Constipation For Life, Passing Stools 3–4 times More Frequently.


Did you hear that? 3-4 Times More Frequently!

People who are constipated are lucky to get 1 stool every 3 days, or at best just a few small stools here and there.

And Imagine Being Able To Drastically Improve The Frequency Of Your Bowel Movements Without Making Major Changes To Your Lifestyle!

You can definitely do that. Imagine being able to pass stool at the same time every day like clock work. Some people have their bathroom breaks timed right down the hour of the day (that's on the hour every day).

Not having to walk around for two or more days in between movements might make life just a little more pleasant, huh?
You could spend only a few minutes on the toilet each day and leave the bathroom feeling refreshed and energized. (And enjoy health improvements as your colon is no longer a breeding ground for harmful bacteria and parasites.) You could easily pass stools without over straining. (And not worry about getting painful hemorrhoids and anal fissures caused by straining to pass stool that is too large). You could sit at work or next to your spouse without having to leave the room every five minutes due to embarrassingly smelly gas. (Could you imagine being unable to enjoy a romantic evening, because you're so concerned about your gas?) Hey, those are the little extra freedoms you have when you're not constipated!
Would That Be A Great Lifestyle Or What?
That's What This Brand New Book Could Give You The Freedom To Do.


And it's not like anything else you've ever read on how to cure constipation.


Why?

It's simple. Every section in the book is there because "you" asked for it. Well, not "you" really., but from real live constipated people just like you.

Months after curing myself and having done my research, I found out that I had a very close friend who was suffering from constipation for over a year!

Upon hearing this, it was obvious that I had to give her everything I knew about the topic.
She was my friend, and I couldn't sit by and watch her go through the same pain I had. Even though it was a little akward to bring up the subject, I did, and she was so excited!
After having tried my methods, within 10 minutes she felt immediate relief. The results carried on with some of my long term treatments and she's now been 100% constipation free for over 1 year, having regular bowel movements every day.

In fact, she's the one who urged me to write "Miracle Constipation Relief" in the first place. I have to admit that I'd thought about it, but I never imagined so many other people suffer the same constipation pain we had.

And Voila, The Book With All It's Secrets Were Released!


Which means no fluff. Just the real answers you want to know.

You'll discover all types of exciting tips. From how to relieve your constipation within minutes--- to which supplements you should start taking right now --- and exactly which foods to eat and which to avoid so to ensure long term bowel success.
A Simply Amazing Way to have regular comfortable bowel movements everyday! Learn Exactly How to make your movements so “precise” that you can literally set your watch to them every day. Discover The BIGGEST Mistake most constipated people make when it comes to looking for high fiber foods. Avoid Wasting Hundreds Of Dollars on expensive colonic cleanses that only work for the short term. TO DIE FOR INFORMATION that will free you from smelly and unattractive gas. Never Again Feel Helpless that you can't stop looking bloated – once this little known secret is revealed... How To Quickly And Easily never have to deal with a clogged toilet again. (You'll never even have to think about breaking up your stool before flushing). Become That Energetic And In Shape Person you should be without feeling stressed and exhausted due to constipation. Want To Benefit from long term healthy bowel movements without costly herbs, laxatives, drugs, and bland high fiber diets? REVEALED: the 5 most common and unknown causes of constipation.

"Three words... Oh My God!! Your ebook literally changed my life. What an incredible mix of dietary solutions, innovative techniques, and amazings supplement!

This book was the shot of information I needed to rid myself of my constipation nightmares for good! I know it will be something I reference DAILY!! I can really tell you've done your reseach. Plus the way you organize all this incredible information on what works and most importantly what doesn't work to fight my problem makes it very easy to absorb! You answered so many questions that are almost impossible to find anywhere else. Believe me, I've tried!

P.S. Your number one constipation fighting food recipies are delicious!


Thank you Bryan, for this life saving eBook!"
Sherryl P. Corvallis, OR

"Bryan, Purchasing your Miracle Constipation Relief ebook was super easy and I could certainly tell after reading it that you are really supportive in helping people cure their constipation problems fast, permanently, and safely. I had been suffering from constipation regularly for at least 9 months, and I was so tired of it. I would have bad abdominal pain and it was just so annoying sitting in the bathroom for 20 minutes every time. This was one of my most excellent online purchasing experiences ever. The information in the ebook is really incredible, especially the 10 minute instant cure technique. It worked on me so fast I couldn't believe it! I am super happy with my choice to go with you and buy your ebook!

Thanks man!"
Emmet B. San Francisco, CA


 



What's A Resource Like This Worth?

To buy someone's colon cleansing products as a remedy to your problem it will normally cost you around $85 -$100. And that's every month because these don't treat the condition, they only treat the symptom! (I should know, I tried them!).

Don't waste days waiting to get in and see a doctor, only to get to their office and end up being prescribed expensive medications that once again, only treat the symptoms!

You should only see a doctor if you've already tried everything else, or are in severe pain.

We all know the billions of dollars the Dieting and Health industry makes every year. Don't be scammed into paying $400 a month to be on some "Special Constipation Diet". When you can design your own delicious meals after reading my eBook.

There's all kinds of potions and lotions out there retailing for over $100 a month!.

To have someone do all this research for you would cost you around $800 (I should know, that's what it cost me!). Especially laser-guided accurate information like this -that's SPECIFICALLY designed for relieving your constipation forever, starting right now.

This isn't some boiler-plate collection of answers.

Everything is explained in PLAIN English. Which means it's dead-easy to read and understand. And it's logically laid out.

Hey, in fact my eBook was even originally priced at

$87.77.

But don't worry, I'm running a special promotion for a handful of people that emailed me wanting this book so badly, but couldn't afford it.

At first I didn't want to give all my hard work away so cheaply, but after talking with them I decided that it would help them, and won't really hurt me too much.

Which is why "Miracle Constipation Relief" is such a bargain at just $47.77!

That's right, a fraction of the price it's really worth and the time it cost me to research it. Why would I make it so affordable for these people?

Well, to be honest, I remembered what it was like to deal with horrible constipation every day, so I felt bad to not give it to those in need.

Plus I figure I'll be able to offer this fantastic resource of information (which if you follow the tips contained in its pages will turn your constipated life around) to more people while I have it on sale. And make my investment in mass numbers during the sale.

$47.77 is a drop in the ocean compared to what you could spend by using these other methods. You're discovering the secrets behind curing what some people are willing to pour hundreds if not thousands of dollars into each year!

Plus, because this is material for curing constipation, from somebody that used to be constipated, it's tried and proven!





 





But... My Miracle Constipation Relief eBook Is Yours To Keep No Matter What,
As A "Thank You" Gift From Me!


Okay? So you really can't lose! The book's yours no matter what.


That's about as fair as it gets, don't you agree?

But I tell you what I'll also do to make this the best investment you ever make. Remember The 8 Months of Research I Did Searching For All The Constipation Cures And Information I Could Find?

Well, I've Compiled All Those Subtopics That Relate To Constipation Into Other eBooks And I'm Going To Throw Them In As Free Bonuses Which Will Literally Turn You Into A Constipation Educated Wiz In A Matter Of Days.

So if you grab your copy of "Miracle Constipation Relief" right now, here's what I'll throw In

 

Exclusively During My Promotion, Receive:

CONSTIPATION EDUCATION

FREE BONUS REPORTS VALUED AT $107.00!
BONUS RESEARCH REPORT #1: My Top Ten Hot Tips Revealed For Building The Healthiest You Possible – ( Retail Value $29)
On page #4 I'll tell you exactly how I improved the effectiveness of my workouts a staggering 58%, and without adding extra minutes to the timer!
On Page #10 I'll reveal what every constipated person must know about food condiment selection! Priceless insight on a very seldom discussed problem.
On Page #12 I'll give you an extremely yummy addition to my #1 POWER CONSTIPATION FOOD! Eating healthy CAN taste better than eating bad.
 
BONUS RESEARCH REPORT #2: My Top Fifteen Secret Mouth Watering Recipes For the Constipated Person... – ( Retail Value $29)
Delicious breakfast dishes like my Terrific Egg Tostada dish, my Constipation Magic Muffins, and the secret recipe for my Mega Move Granola!
Enjoy an incredible lunch featuring meals like my Chicken Salad with a Cuban twist Veggie stew with, Zuchini, Eggplant, and Red Pepper, and my Speedy Lunch Wraps for the on the go person!
Treat yourself to dinners such as my Wild Rice Casserole and then mix things up when I reveal two 5 STAR recipes to my #1 POWER CONSTIPATION DINNER! (Here's a hint, think Mediterranean/Indian flavors, and a Lemony zest. Mmmm...)
 
BONUS RESEARCH REPORT #3: My Top Ten Discovered Energy Maximizing Workouts for Any Fitness Level! – (Retail Value $49)
My Yoga Master Breathing Techniques! (Never do a workout without them, they're that important!!)
Build Powerful Contracting Abs! (Greatly improve your digestion 24/7)
Eat Right Energy Foods! (Don't eat just anything before a workout, set yourself up for success with the right pre-exercise diet)




Phew...that's some list of FREE Gifts, right?

Now, I've Gotta Tell You. I've Been Experimenting Non- Stop With Delicious Recipes, Overall-diet, And Exercises Since Returning From Brazil in early April Of 2008.

That's Over 2 Years Of Research Working Solely On Designing The Perfect Ingredients For A Complete Constipation Free Life. And These Reports Contain Some Of My Best-Kept Secrets.


They Each Contain My Most Valuable And Priceless Information On The Subjects.


Which means you've got a total of 34 BONUS Pages of easy-to-understand insights you can use to promote your new constipation free lifestyle! Isn't that great?

And I'm not charging you a cent for them! HOW CAN I DO THAT? Simply because I've already written the reports and made my money back on them. And allowing you to download them doesn't cost me a cent. So why not give them to you?

They're each worth every cent of their $107 value. But hey, they're yours FREE. Congratulations!


Warning
Bonus Promotions Expire!

These bonuses and this promotional price are only being offered because I recently received quite a few emails from people wanting to buy my eBook but who couldn't afford it full price. I decided that It would be ok let it go to these few people for a short time. My work is worth a lot to me in my heart. So I've only lowered the price and included the bonuses for one week. Once the promotion is over, I WILL return the price and take the bonuses away forever. As they are there own products and subjects. So if you want them, get in quick while You Can and Save 54.43% Off The Original price. That's Just $47.

My bonus is scheduled to end at MID-NIGHT.


The Clock Is Ticking...

Every Person Who Buys My eBook See's Immediate Constipation Results, And As A Result They Begin To Enjoy Their Days Free Of Any Constipation.

But Other People Who Are Not Willing To Take Advantage Of My Product Right Now Will Continue To Suffer For The Rest Of Their Lives.

Constipation For Older Age People Gets Much Worse And More Severe Than It Does For Younger People.

If You're Constipated Now And If You Don't Take Any Action, Then It WILL Get Worse Over Time, NOT BETTER. Don't Think It Will Just Magically Go Away, You Can Count That It Won't.

By Not Taking Action Now You Are Putting Yourself At Risk of Many Sicknesses And Diseases Such As Colon Cancer, Hemorroids, Rectal Bleeding, Anal Fissures, and those are the long term side effects.

Don't forget about how tired you are of carrying around extra stool for days at a time, and having to constantly deal with sometimes very painfully hard to pass bowel movements.

The Choice Is Yours.





YES Bryan, I Want Your "Miracle Constipation Relief" eBook Right Now!”

Retail Price $87.77 On Sale For $47.77

What You'll Get:
All 13 Pages Of Tried And Proven Constipation Relief Tactics, with a 60 day 100% Risk Free Guarantee. The Constipation Education 3 Pack Bonus Reports. (A Value of $107, FREE) And Best of All, You'll Get Your "Miracle Constipation Relief" On Sale at $47.77 (A Savings Of 54.43%)

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Wishing you health, wealth, and love.


Warmly,


Bryan

P.S. Don't forget, you're getting $107 worth of FREE bonuses and my eBook for just a fraction of that price. Everything to get you started in living your new life without constipation.

So if that's what you want to do, this is the opportunity you've been waiting for.

P.P.S. I'm serious about this promotional offer ending! Don't wait, only to come back and find that my price has gone back to it's original point of $87.77 or even higher.

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