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Summer Fun!

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Summer Fun!

SUMMER TIME IS HERE!

YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS TO SPEND QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR
CHILDREN, DO FUN- YET EDUCATIONAL- ACTIVITIES TOGETHER, MAKE MEMORIES
THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME...

_BUT THEN...__REALITY STRIKES..._

_AND IF THE KIDS AREN\'T FIGHTING THEN THEY ARE WATCHING TV THAT MR.
ROGERS WOULD NOT APPROVE OF AND YOU ARE HIDING IN THE CLOSET SUCKING
YOUR THUMB, COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS UNTIL SCHOOL STARTS AGAIN!_

I AM HERE TO OFFER YOU A HAND, BRING YOU OUT OF THAT CLOSET OF
UNFINISHED KID PROJECTS, AND FORGOTTEN DREAMS. FOR I WAS ONCE LIKE
YOU- UNTIL I DISCOVERED A SECRET.

_HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO: _

* _REDUCE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES YOU HEAR "MOOOOM.... I\'M BORED"_
* _HAVE TIME TO READ A BOOK THIS SUMMER_
* _PROVIDE ACTIVITIES FOR YOUR KIDS THAT MAKE THEM THINK AND
ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES!_
* _GIVE YOUR KIDS MEMORIES THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME!_
* _BE THE COOLEST MOM EVER!_

NEVER FEAR! I HAVE COMPILED A LIST OF 30 CHEAP, EASY, AND MOST OF ALL
KID APPROVED IDEAS THAT WILL DO ALL OF THE ABOVE! THESE ARE NOT YOUR
EVERYDAY ACTIVITIES THAT YOU FIND ALL OVER THE INTERNET- I MEAN
REALLY, WHO EVER THOUGHT A SCAVENGER HUNT WAS FUN?? NO, THESE AREN\'T
ONES THAT YOUR KIDS WILL ROLL THEIR EYES AT AND GO BACK TO THEIR VIDEO
GAME. HOW DOES A SPECIAL OP TRAINING COURSE SOUND- IT\'S EASIER THAN
YOU THINK! OR DESIGNING THEIR OWN MARSHMALLOW GUNS WITH PVC PIPE-
THEY\'LL LOVE THESE IDEAS!

_ _ALL THE IDEAS ARE:

* KID TESTED- THEY HAVE ALL BEEN WILDLY SUCCESSFUL WITH SEVERAL
DIFFERENT KIDS!
* EASY- THEY DO NOT TAKE HOURS OF "PREP" TIME. SOME ARE SO EASY YOU
WILL CRY, OTHERS TAKE A LITTLE LONGER BUT IF I INCLUDED THEM IT IS
BECAUSE THEY ARE GREAT AND WILL EITHER GIVE YOUR KIDS HOURS OF FUN, OR
MAKE MEMORIES THAT LAST A LIFETIME.
* CHEAP- A LOT OF THESE YOU WILL ALREADY HAVE THE GOODS, THE REST
ARE UNDER $10.00.

_SO HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SPEND FOR A LIST FULL OF FUN ACTIVITIES THAT
YOUR KIDS WILL ACTUALLY DO? HOW MUCH WOULD YOU GIVE FOR HOURS OF
ENTERTAINMENT THAT WILL MAKE YOUR KIDS HAPPY AND YOU A HERO? WHAT
WOULD YOU GIVE TO STOP THE INSANITY??_

FOR LESS THEN A SINGLE PACK OF SPORT SOCKS YOU CAN HAVE A SUMMERS
WORTH OF FUN THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KIDS!!

$7.00 WILL GET YOU 30 DIFFERENT IDEAS FOR GRADESCHOOL CHILDREN TO
HELP THEM GET OFF THE COUCH AND OUT OF EACH OTHERS HAIR. SEVEN LITTLE
DOLLARS WILL BUY YOU A SUMMER OF FUN THAT YOUR CHILDREN WILL REMEMBER
FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIVES AND MAKE YOU GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE COOLEST
MOM EVER!

CLICK BELOW TO INSTANTLY RECEIVE YOUR LIST OF 30 FUN PACKED IDEAS
FOR YOUR KIDS... AND YOU!

BUY NOW [4]

FILE IS IN PDF FORM. IT IS READABLE WITH ADOBE\'S FREE ADOBE READER
AVAILABLE AT ADOBE.COM [5]. ALOT OF COMPUTERS ALREADY HAVE THIS
INSTALLED.

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