From A to Zombie
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From The Desk Of: 404 PRODUCTIONS TEAM
Date:
MY FRIEND,
You know that feeling when you would just kill for a nice, cold one?
Well, that's how we all felt when we walked into that hot, filthy and
smelly bar in Marakesh, Marocco.
As soon as we walked in, it was one of those scenes, where the music
immediately stops, everybody turns to the entrance and you hear
crickets in the background. We didn't care. After everything we've
been through, we just wanted a cold f***ing beer. Instead, we got warm
camel piss.
There was really no point in arguing with the freakishly big and
tall bartender, so we just sat there drinking our "beers". We had a
seriously messed up week and all we wanted was to lay our burdens down
and chill out. As I felt a tap on my shoulder, I remember thinking:
"Oh, here we go again, do we really look like tourists?". But when I
turned around, I was deeply surprised.
He had to be near his fifties, tall, skinny, poorly shaved, with a
huge scar covering half his face, and big tired eyes. If it weren't
for what I do for a living, I would have been appalled or even scared
by this person's appearance.
"You like the beer here?"- he asked me. "Why don't you join me at my
table?" - he continued. I looked at the rest of my squad and they all
nodded. We were in a habit of meeting strange people in dirty, smelly
bars in the middle of nowhere, so we thought we might as well hear a
tale or two from this old geezer as long as we're here.
BUT WE SURE WEREN'T PREPARED FOR WHAT WE HEARD NEXT...
He told us his name was Shai Baroz, he was Israeli, ex- Mossad. He
was in the eliminating business, same as us.
And the story he shared with us changed our way of thinking -
FOREVER. The story you are about to read has never been recorded
before.
THE MAN STARTED TALKING...
"About 12 years ago, I was at the top of my game. With 20 years of
experience in the Israeli army and later on Mossad, I was considered
to be one of the best "sweepers" our country had to offer. The mission
was nothing out of the ordinary. I had to eliminate a certain rouge
Egyptian general who was about to sell some top secret documents to a
terrorist cell in Bolivia. The meeting was to take place in a
warehouse just outside of La Paz. I remember that being one of the
most unpleasant trips in my career. I've been in every possible
situation, suffered every weather condition you could imagine, but
that thin air they have down there in Bolivia is something special.
You find yourself grasping for air the first couple of hours..."
Sweepers, rouge generals and terrorists...my kind of story, I
thought.
"So, I went to the general's hotel, but he wasn't there. I proceeded
to the warehouse. I waited there for about three hours when finally a
truck pulled up. The general and two other men exited the cabin and
went to unload something from the back. What I saw then still haunts
me today in my nightmares. It was a cage with a boy inside, he
couldn't have been more than 17 years old. He was missing his left arm
but that didn't seem to bother him too much. He had bullet wounds
across his body, his skin was scraped off on some parts and his eyes
were dark red. As soon as they pulled him out of the back of the
truck, he started gnawing and banging against the cage. They went
inside. I had to act quickly before the buyers showed up."
He continued telling us about how he took care of the two guys and
immobilized the general. He wanted to know what it was all about.
After a few quick techniques, the general spilled the beans and told
him how he stumbled across something officially known as Project Z,
which seemed to be a complete military report on a virus that can turn
human subjects into the undead. There were medical reports, weapon
tests and strategies that were developed secretly among armies
throughout the world. If this ended up in the wrong hands it could
easily represent the end of the world as we know it. The boy and the
medical reports were really just a sample for the buyers to see what
this virus could really do.
MY SKIN FELT LIKE IT WAS ON FIRE....
...and his words kept banging the back of my head. I looked at my
team and they were all staring straight at him , no one saying
anything. I wondered for a second if they believed him, his crazy
story. I wondered if I believed him.
He continued saying that "there were 20 cases filled with vials and
some sort of manuals. As I was spilling gasoline all over the place, I
kept thinking about what this abomination really was, but I knew I
didn't really want to know the answer. I torched the whole warehouse
with everything in it. The general, the cases, and the boy who didn't
stop banging against the cage the whole time I was there. But, I did
keep this."
At that point he pulled out a small, green book, a bit scorched as
if from a fire. It was a military dictionary for the scenario of
Project Z. I felt like someone hit me on the head with a baseball bat.
"I've been investigating this thing for 12 years now. I wanted to
leave it alone, you see, but I just couldn't. I kept thinking of that
boy. There's not much time left and my number is up, anyway, so I had
to find someone, someone I could trust with this. I've been keeping my
eye on you, boys, and I know your background."
He slowly pushed the book across the table, talked about there being
little time and that we had to hurry. He told us that we might see him
sooner, later than later and that he has faith that all will be well
in the end.
He walked out and that was the last we ever saw of him, I'm afraid.
We rushed to our hotel to review the book and all of us felt the
anxiety and anticipation together, like three little boys who were
given something they had no business thinking about, let alone having
in their hands, something so important that made it hard for us to
breathe.
I'm gonna fast forward the story a bit here, because, to be honest,
there are many parts that are a complete mystery and a blank to me. I
can't remember how we got to our hotel, or how fast we got there. It
took us awhile to read through the book. Before jumping to any
conclusions, we wanted to verify the source and authenticity of it. We
knew it would be hard to find someone we could trust, so we took our
sweet time doing so.
WHAT WAS IN THE BOOK?
What we figured out was, based on the man's story, as well as the
book itself, that it was a part of a comprehensive military training
module, a dictionary of - I'll speak bluntly - zombie related things.
We've heard of such things, even speculated on them, but to have
physical proof that the military prepared some of its soldiers for a
zombie outbreak, that was completely insane. But true, nonetheless.
So, the question remained: "What should we do with it?"
It was obviously used for military training and as such it had no
great value for the public. We couldn't release it intact without
breaking hundreds of different laws or exposing ourselves to extreme
danger. In a moment of our collective desperation, a light bulb went
on in our heads when we realized that it is imperative that you get
this information, for your own protection and safety.
THE OBSTACLES WE FACE...
We are continuously fed the same crap by the mainstream media, the
military and the government and it is clear that they are unwilling to
share this information with you. They want control and a well-informed
and protected citizen is a great threat to that control system.
So, if there's a serious threat of a zombie outbreak, why do they
keep quiet? Is it for fear of panic or because they simply don't care
about you and me? We know how things work and also know that if you
want to stand a chance of surviving in a zombie-infested world, you
are going to need all the help that you can get.
INTRODUCING: FROM A TO ZOMBIE
_"The Only Zombie Dictionary In Existence"_
A complete zombie dictionary, designed to give you an insight into a
world crawling with zombies, a world so foreign to this one that it
baffles the imagination. A guide that shows you another view of the
world and how you will have to look at it from this point on, if you
wish to survive. This dictionary is here to release your fears,
inhibitions and doubts; to show you that you have all you need to
survive this zombie calamity, and where to get the rest.
Where others might see words, you will see the best possible
teacher, the one that will prepare you for the inevitable...
There's something terribly wrong with the world - I know you feel
too. Something is coming and you need to prepare.
SO, WHAT DOES FROM A TO ZOMBIE DO?
The army figured out that soldiers are just like you and me, that
they have a set of core beliefs as to what the world is, how it
functions and what is normal, what is considered fiction; the basic
set of instructions that our brains have to guide us through life.
Sometimes this helps, but on occasions such as a major catastrophe or,
in this case, a zombie outbreak, the basic paradigms and mindsets that
we have will not save us.
Top army psychologists discovered that even though the soldiers go
through complete physical training and receive instructions through
simulations, they are still unprepared for dealing with zombies.
THIS IS WHERE FROM A TO ZOMBIE COMES IN.
To be able to cope mentally and physically with the challenges of a
zombie threat, you will need to acquire and download a completely new
mindset, new view of life and start looking at things with a new
light. This is the only way that you and I can survive. We need to
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This is what From A To Zombie will give you. Through a simple
dictionary, you will get instant insight and knowledge into the most
intricate, complex and terrifying details of a zombie-infested world -
and your place in it.
The dictionary will guide you and as you move through it, you will
feel a change within you, as you notice that the whole world outside
of you has changed, become even more dangerous than before and that
you are now more prepared and ready to deal with it than you ever were
before. THIS IS FOR YOU!
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