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Highly Classified: These secrets will show you how to become a Farmville Expert!
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Up-to-Date Tips and Tricks in the World!
Here’s my proof! Check out my so-so farm when I started playing Farmville

A few months after a lot of trial-and-error my farm exploded into this!

Check out my three, million dollar villas, and the maxed out Farmville Cash. Plus, I got
every ribbon, vehicle, tree, and more and I still had $1, 823, 506 left over! Learn how you
can achieve this level of success!


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Are you tired and frustrated at not having the Farm of your dreams? Are you jealous over
seeing other player’s dominate Farmville with the best buildings, vehicles, animals,
trees and more while you are struggling to barely make ends meet? If you feel this way
then you’ve come to the right place.
You want to be an incredible Farmville player with tons of cash and villas that will make
your Farmville neighbors green with envy. I felt the same way for so long. I was like, “How
the heck are the other guys doing it?” “Do they just sit around all day playing Farmville
24/7?” I don’t have that kind of time and I’m sure you’re the same. You want to maximize
your Farmville experience and dominant the competition while still having a work, family,
and social life.

So, what did I do? I did some snooping. I started spying on the top Farmville players to
learn their secrets. I spent a few months just secretly observing the richest and most abundant
Farmville players techniques. I even went through forums and added a few top players as
neighbors to get even more secrets out of them. Next, I started to tweak the techniques
and tricks I gathered to make them even better. A few months passed and I eventually
surpassed them all. Let’s just hope these Farmville experts haven’t found my site…

After months of hard work fine-tuning all of the techniques I have found that worked, I
became a Farmville powerhouse. I also wanted to help fellow players become the best they
can be. I started off as a complete rookie with no guidance or expertise on Farmville. It
was only after months of painstaking hard work and trial-and-error that I discovered my

guide. I ended up amassing millions of Farmville coins, leveled up to the highest
level (lvl 70), and got every single ribbon, decoration, animal, gift, tree etc in the game!


Just a few days after I finished creating my incredible plantation I started getting thousands
of emails from complete strangers asking me how I did it. They accused me of cheating
and using hacks. To make matters worse the Farmville Guru’s out there that didn’t like me stealing
their thunder!
It got so bad that some of them started attacking my account and even sent thousands
of viruses to try and shut me down. To be honest it’s very dangerous for me to reveal these
secrets to you because these corrupt guys have been trying to wreck my life for months now.

Fortunately, I discovered a solution to my problem. I wanted to give back to the
Farmville/Facebook community that had been so supportive. It was only the select few
Farmville tycoons that were trying to take me out. I knew that there were countless million
Farmville players who were frustrated with not being able to create a perfect farm.
I remembered the anger and frustration that I went through where I spent countless hours
experimenting and trying to get a ton of experience points and coins and ended up broke.
Sometimes I just felt like quitting. But I decided to keep at it and try another approach. So
I created the…
Official Farmville Expert
Guide to Master Farmville!
The Farmville Expert is the most-up-to-date, effective, and all-inclusive Farmville Guide in
the world, guaranteed. Thousands of copies have been sold to Farmville fans such as
yourself. Basically, the guide outlines all of the secrets/tips I discovered and
implemented in one convenient spot. All the methods/techniques used are 100%
legal with no fluff or filler whatsoever!

For the players out there that are already familiar with the Farmville Universe but
want to become better gamers, this guide is also well-suited for you. The guide is fully
organized and alphabetized for easier navigation and understanding.
The guide also progresses from level 1 all the way to level 70, so you will never feel
lost due to the progressive writing style and layout. The guide is also constantly
updated (in the Member’s Area) so that you never miss out on the latest and
greatest animals, decorations, storage systems, trees, buildings, etc.
Here are some of the neat things you’ll get out of Farmville Expert:

Do you want to learn how to amass enough coins to purchase the
elusive $1,000,000 dollar villa?

Do you want to learn how to get hundreds of animals roaming on your
farm?

Or…how to own every vehicle in the game including the harvester, seeder,
and tractor, while having enough disposable income to keep them
running forever?!

How to level up to level 70 in weeks, rather than months.

How to build up your Farmville Cash repertoire without level grinding or
paying actual cash via PayPal or your credit card?

How to get 300 neighbors (the current max) with no muss or fuss to help
out on your farm and “spread the wealth?”

Learn the exact tracking tips and actions you need to perform to never
worry about any of your crops rotting ever again!

Techniques you can use to get as many free gifts as humanly possible!

Learn exactly what seeds you should plant to generate the highest profit/per
hour or “Return on Investment.”

Learn how to double your Farmville coins in 24 hours while on auto-pilot!

Learn what comes packaged with each level in the game; including seeds,
trees, animals, decorations, buildings, and how many experience points
you’ll need to advance to the next level!

Learn how to adopt as many stray animals as possible from your neighbors!

Learn which trees yield the best fruits and coins.

Learn the best way to expand your farm plots and farm while remaining
highly profitable.

Learn about every crop (updated), with exp, maturation, purchase price,
resale price, and profit per hour.

Be dazzled by my custom-calculated rankings of the most profitable seeds
per hour and day.

Be blown away after learning about every tree’s unique attributes, harvest
times, fruit yields, exp, and resale value.

Learn about all of the adorable animals in the game including their maturation time, costs,
produce value, exp, and resale value.

Get your groove on by discovering what decorations are worth what and how they can
beautify your farm and increase its market value.

There are 18 ribbon categories in Farmville. Learn exactly what each ribbon category
entails and what you need to do to receive every yellow, white, red, and blue ribbon in
the game in record time!

Learn how to collect every gift in Farmville without hassle!

Discover all of the hidden secrets and unlockables in Farmville!

If you’re curious, here is a scan of the
table of contents of Farmville Expert:  
Farmville Expert incorporates “Secure-Socket-Layer (SSL) technology; meaning all transactions and processings are highly encrypted and untraceable by hackers
and deviants! Moreover, Farmville Expert comes with a 60-day, no questions asked, refund policy.

So, what does this mean for you? If, for whatever reason, you think my Farmville guide is a
croc…or maybe you simply got bored of Farmville, rendering the guide obsolete, then you
simply need to email a complaint and you will be fully refunded with no muss or fuss! As a result,
you really have nothing to lose.
Your personal information is never revealed to a living soul, and you can get all of your hard-earned
money back in moments if you are not satisfied with Farmville Expert. The fact that the guide is an
instant download, which means you never have to worry about shipping and
handling charges or long wait times, is simply icing on the cake.

You are just moments away from acquiring the knowledge and secrets required to become
one of the top, elite Farmville players in the entire world. The methods I’ve employed are
fully legal and effective, so set your concerns aside!
Farmville is currently played by over 65 million Facebook users around the world.
Don’t you want to have a major edge over the masses and one-up the competition?
Maybe turn your friends green with envy? What’s better, the Farmville Expert guide has been
enhanced so you will have the most up-to-date Farmville information in the world, guaranteed!

My name is Jason Fitzpatrick, and I am a Quality Analyst (QA). A QA is someone
that tests software (in my case, games) and writes reports on any bugs or glitches
on the beta so that the final product is fine-tuned and ready to be launched on
the market, error-free. I have been playing video games for nearly 20 years. I am
also currently working on my Master’s Degree in Game Design.
I have actually written 9 other guides, other than my latest Farmville Expert guide.
I have written guides for games such as Super Mario World, Super Mario 64, Zelda: Ocarina of
Time, Final Fantasy VII, StarCraft, and World of Warcraft. My dream job is to work as a game
designer for Electronic Arts or Ubisoft. For now, I work 40 hours a week as a QA, and write video
game guides in my spare time.

Video games have always been my number 1 passion. I also enjoy perusing social
networking and media websites such as YouTube and Facebook. I kinda stumbled across
Farmville while navigating the portal and became almost instantly hooked. I was
so used to playing hardcore shooters like Halo 3 or survival horror games like
Resident Evil 5. Farmville was different. It was a nice change of pace. In sum, it was
relaxing.
However, as I advanced further in the game I realized how complicated the game
was. There were so many nuances and intricacies that most gamers could easily bypass. The
rpg-ish leveling up and micromanagement elements of the game could be
overwhelming and frustrating to casual gamers or gaming neophytes (who are
affectionately known as “noobs”).


Since I launched Farmville Expert, I’ve received hundreds of emails thanking me for this intuitive

and highly effective guide. Unfortunately, I haven’t read all of them, because I still work a full
work-week. Still, here are 5 that I received today at 7:43 at night, local time.




Hi Jason!

I just finished reading your guide and it was terrific. I’m a busy
mom with two boys and I don’t have hours to invest in a
game, let alone Farmville. Actually, one of my girlfriends referred
me to Farmville and I became hooked. Still, with my familial
responsibilities I had trouble balancing both. Your guide is easy
to understand and your lightning quick tips helped me gain
unbelievable leverage in days. I’m currently at level 41 and I
couldn’t have done it without you. I also really enjoyed
your secret technique to getting tons of coins and

Farmville cash in minutes. Thank you again for your intuitive
and complete guide.

Sincerely,
Sherri Chambers
Baton Rouge, Louisiana


Dear Mr. Fitzpatrick,

I am writing in to thank you for writing your guide. I was a bit
skeptical at first because I had used other Farmville guides
in the past and they all proved fruitless (pun intended).
Anyway, I was just about to give up on Farmville and stick to Monopoly
and Clue when I stumbled across your site. I decided to give Farmville
one more shot, and I felt at ease because of your money back
policy. Well, I’m glad I purchased your guide because

everything suggested in the guide actually worked in practice.
I liked how you skipped past all the filler and cut straight to the chase.
Your hyperlinked and alphabetized guide also made it
easier to find exactly what I was looking for in seconds
instead of scrolling through dozens of pages of information.
Thank you again.

Best Regards,
Robert Garrison
London, England


Hello sir,

My name is Meena Sookraj and I really like to play Farmville.
It is fun, but sometimes I can find it difficult. My brother bought
this guide for me and it taught me how to play Farmville.
Now, I am on level 27, and my farm is very big and
beautiful. I let my friends borrow your guide so that they can
learn how to play well too. I hope you are not angry. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Meena Sookraj
Mumbai, India


Dear Honorable sir,

I am Jun Pak from Beijing, China. I buy your guide and it
work very good. I make lot of money very fast and I learn
which animal and vegetable is the best to make lot of
money. I am rich now and I beat everybody.

You are wise man.
Xie xie in pinyin


Dear Jason,

I am a 72 year grandmother with 4 lovely grandchildren.
One of my granddaughters introduced me to Farmville and I felt very
intimidated. You see, I have never played one of these computer
games in my life. Heck, I grew up without a television for many years.
My grandson procured a copy of your Farmville book and it taught

me to how to manage my farm easily and efficiently. I’ve
made a lot of friends from the game and I’m really enjoying
all my free gifts, especially the animals. Thank you for your
comprehensible book, young man.

Thankfully Yours,
Mildred Bailey
Columbus, Ohio



I realized after writing Farmville Expert that some people would prefer to watch
the game in action, rather than read the text. I don’t blame you. To help you in
this regard, I compiled a Video Walkthrough of Farmville! You will
get the following:


A 5-part Farmville video guide.

2 “Farmville Trick” videos.

A video on how to plant seeds faster.

A video on how to collect animals faster.

A two-part quick tips video guide.

A video that teaches you how to continuously buy trees.

A video that shows you how to make gold eggs and coins quickly.

A video that shows you how to level up in record time!

2 videos that show you how to get free Farmville cash and/or get some easily.

A video that shows you how to get tons of Farmville neighbors with no hassle.

A video that showcase all of the glitches in Farmville that you can take advantage
of. For instance, you’ll learn to harvest & plant faster due to a glaring glitch!


In total, there are 19 videos. Usually, something like this would cost over $100.00,
but because many families are struggling to make ends meet due to the rough
economy, I’ve decided to charge nothing for them. On that note, I‘ve decided to
give you a bunch of free games that you can play in the Member’s Area. Since
I work as a tester for a video game company I get all sorts of advance copies of games.

Since I got them for free because of my job I thought I would share my gifts with you, free of
charge! There’s just one thing though. Please do not lend these games to other people. If
my employer found out that I gave you advance copies of their games I might lose my job. Thank
you in advance.


You enjoy struggling by level grinding over hundreds of hours.

You don’t mind risking getting your account banned by using
illegal cheats and/or hacks.

You don’t mind wasting tons of money on untested guides.

To sum up, you’ll be getting a ton of free stuff
and more with Farmville Expert including:

A beautifully illustrated, 50-page, fully hyperlinked and alphabetized
all-Inclusive Farmville Guide!

Never worry about shipping & handling charges or delivery wait times
because you’ll get Farmville Expert in seconds, not days or weeks!

Get 19, high-definition, Farmville videos that will teach you how to play Farmville and
provide you will all the tips and tricks you need to maximize your farm’s size, wealth,
popularity, and appearance!

Tons of free video games for the PSP, PS3, X-Box 360, iPhone, IPod,
PC, Mac, and, Nintendo Wii!

Periodic updates on Farmville so that you receive the latest and greatest breaking
headlines and changes that Farmville has implemented for life!

Currently being promoted and distributed by the #1 trusted and popular online
vendor in the world (Clickbank) with over 12,000 products!

A 60-Day, full refund policy with no questions asked if you are not satisfied with
Farmville Expert or any of the other free products that come bundled with it.

All of these products, combined, have a value of over $1000.00! But, because I got most of them
free, and because of the rough economy that has affected us all, I am only asking for $27!!! There
are no recurring fees or subscription charges to ever worry about. You just pay once and you’ll get
100% Farmville coverage for life, guaranteed!
When you realize that Farmville is actually charging players actual money just to have some
Farmville Cash ($40.00 worth!) it’s a no brainer to purchase this guide because you can amass
hundreds of Farmville dollars for free with my tips and tricks. In order to get the best buildings
and vehicles in the game you need to have Farmville Cash!
Regardless of what you decide to do I want to thank you for taking the time to read my website,
and I would like to wish you and your family a safe and happy future, full of joy and excitement!
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