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"YOURE ABOUT TO LEARN THE CLOSELY GUARDED SECRETS THAT 99.9% OF THE
OTHER IDIOTS IN THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW ABOUT MAKING MONEY IN REAL
ESTATE..."
Let's skip the BS and cut to the chase. I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious.
I'm ridiculously good looking. And I'm better than you.....I'M ALSO
FILTHY RICH.
You may know me from one of my other infamous website about making
money online such as . But that money is pennies compared to what I
earn in real estate. I'VE MADE MILLIONS IN REAL ESTATE. And while
others are panicking about a real estate 'bubble', I'm licking my
chops. I want properties, and I want them now. I’m ALWAYS buying and
selling. And I ALWAYS make a profit, no matter what the current market
situation is. It's like I have a license to print money.
OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY
I buy _ocean-front_ homes, commercial buildings, apartment
buildings, warehouses, land, and more. And I do it with OPM = Other
People's Money. Why should I use my own cash if I don't have to? My
black Amex card and my bulging money clip are all mine. I have a
private stash of hard money lenders that will give cash to ANYONE.
What I'm telling you is that you can have sh*tty credit, and NO
MONEY, and STILL make a killing in real estate. I understand that this
is probably hard to comprehend for someone like you. But it's 100%
true, and average people are doing it every day. So wake up.
I'm sure you've seen all of the "get rich in real estate" products
out there, sold by those real estate 'gurus' you see on late night
televison. If you enjoyed studying in school, then their stuff is
definitely for you. As a matter of fact, I've found their materials
are quite helpful if you enjoy waking up ankle-deep in your own drool.
1600 pages of manuals, 26 hours of video, and 14 hours of audio - all
from a guy with the personality of a precocious, adderall-overdosed 12
year old? Hmmmm.... That sounds like something I would NOT be
interested in. Maybe its just me.
I'm not interested in reading and studying tapes.....for MONTHS. Let
alone listening to some jack-off babbling about how smart he thinks he
is because he made $100k last year in real estate. That's NOTHING.
$80k of that probably came from selling his lame-ass course about how
to make money in real estate. Ever heard of the saying 'Fake it until
you make it'? That's what these guys do. Once they've sold enough of
their courses to idiots, they can finally afford to actually BUY some
real estate.
On the other hand, I've personally learned from the best of the
best. My sources have done time in prison for their 'creative' deals.
While all of the real estate "get rich quick" guys were paying college
dropouts to ghostwrite their BS courses, I was busy visiting posh
minimum security prisons to interview the REAL deal makers so I could
get an unfair advantage. And you won't believe the secrets they
whispered to me. You're probably too sensitive to even handle it.
Actually, you should probably leave my website right now. I'm pretty
sure you aren't serious about making money in real estate. You're
probably just browsing the web, fantasizing again about being able to
make some serious money some day, and leaving your lame-ass job. But
we both know that 5 minutes from now, you'll be exiting this site with
your tail between your legs thinking "it's just too hard to make money
in real estate". Then you'll venture to other sites more suitable for
the 12-year-old mindset. And the dream will be over for today. But
you'll be back living your 15 minute dream again in a few days. And
the cycle continues....while your bank account laughs at you.
But if you ARE serious about taking control of your life and your
financial situation, I've taken the hard work out of everything, and
crafted a fool-proof plan. I've been doing it for 8 years now. Buy
low, sell high. And, use none of my own money. You gotta love it.
CHECK OUT A FEW EXAMPLES OF MY WORK:
SHADOW CANYON PL, WESTLAKE VILLAGE, CA
PURCHASE PRICE: $220,000
SALE PRICE: $739,000
PROFIT: $519,000 (FOR DOING NOTHING)
N. WETHERLY DR, LOS ANGELES, CA
PURCHASE PRICE: $220,000
SALE PRICE: $1,851,000
PROFIT: $1,580,000 (FOR DOING NOTHING)
GABRO LN., LAS VEGAS, NV
PURCHASE PRICE: $335,000
SALE PRICE: $420,000
PROFIT: $85,000 (FOR DOING NOTHING)
JEFFERYS ST. LAS VEGAS, NV
PURCHASE PRICE: $188,000
SALE PRICE: $230,000
PROFIT: $42,000 (FOR DOING NOTHING)
N. 360TH, WEST OREM, UT
PURCHASE PRICE: $163,000
SALE PRICE: $189,900
PROFIT: $26,900 (FOR DOING NOTHING)
18645 HATTERAS ST, TARZANA, CA
PURCHASE PRICE: $79,000
SALE PRICE: $141,000
PROFIT: $62,000 (FOR DOING NOTHING)
ESPANA LN, THOUSAND OAKS, CA
PURCHASE PRICE: $512,000
SALE PRICE: $631,000
PROFIT: $119,000 (FOR DOING NOTHING)
HOW MANY DEALS LIKE THOSE ABOVE WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO CHANGE YOUR
LIFESTYLE?
SEEM COMPLICATED?
It's not. Far from it. Idiots won't be overwhelmed at all, and
experienced real estate investors won't be bored.
Did you know that the top 1% of the population control over 50% of
the wealth in the U.S.? And do you know how most of them made their
money? REAL ESTATE. This isn't some fantasy. It's something you can
see. Something you can touch. It's real. And others are doing it EVERY
DAY. People who are a lot dumber than you (I know, hard to believe,
right?). And they're doing it with sh*tty credit, and NO MONEY. That's
what makes this opportunity so amazing. Where else can you get rich
with bad credit and no money?
Now is the time. The perfect time to pick up foreclosured homes that
people spent too much money on, with an adjustable rate mortgage that
came back to bite them in the ass. I'll show you exactly how to make a
killing on these properties, while at the same time HELPING people get
out of a property they can't afford.
I'm even going to give you my personal list of investors who will
pay you a finder's fee for simply bringing properties to their
attention. There are thousands of distressed properties across the
country. There's no way they can keep up. There are probably dozens in
your area right now, waiting for someone to make a killing on. If you
want a $5k or $10k finder's fee, you simply find the properties for my
investors, and that's it. You're done. Otherwise, if you want to be
more involved and possibly make HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of dollars, I'll
also throw in my personal list of lenders in EVERY state. They will
lend you money to secure a property for yourself - at pennies on the
dollar - even if your credit sucks. Then you can go in and make a few
improvements, and make out like a bandit. I do this ALL OF THE TIME.
It's like taking candy from a baby. Ever seen that tv show called
"Flip this House"? Its that easy.
MY IDIOT-PROOF 3 STEP SYSTEM:
Let me break it down for you.
* FIND THE PROPERTIES (My system automates this)
* FIND THE INVESTORS (I have an exclusive list of ready and willing
investors)
* GET THE DEAL DONE (Rinse width: auto; margin: 10px 5%;
text-align: center; font-weight: bold; font-size: 12px;"> I agree to
Rich Jerk's and .
(You must be at least 18 years of age to buy from 'The Rich Jerk'.)
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