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The magic of shared laughter and smiles fuels and empowers you as you cope through these tough economic times.



But you say to yourself:

I don't know any good jokes.
Even if I knew one, mature or otherwise, I'd never remember it.
Even if I remembered it, I'd blow the punch line.
Even if I remembered the punch line, no one would laugh.Today is your lucky day. Here is your source of the funniest mature jokes on the Internet, jokes people love, jokes to make you laugh through these tough economic times.

For the first time, this collection of the best mature jokes circulating on the Internet is available to help you laugh and keep others laughing.  Now you can have your own personal source of gut-splitting, hilarious adult jokes and stories.  
Laughing . . . Important in Every Way



Make laughing an important part of your life and enjoy adult humor jokes any time and any place.  Have the jokes at hand, easy to access, and easy to remember.  Something to pull out, read, and tell the next time you run into your friends.



Humor is always important, and especially in these tough economic times. Laugh to help you lighten up, reduce your stress, and re-balance your priorities.

Laughter spontaneously erupts from your inner being, expressing feelings of humor, goodness, and joy, lubricating and smoothing the frictions in your life.  Joy bubbles up from your belly, explodes out of your mouth, and spreads to those around you.

Laughing provides an antidote for your personal challenges, helping you put your difficulties in perspective.  It may not make your situation any better, but it helps you cope with the way things are.  It relieves your anxiety, re-balances your body chemistry, and draws you into experiencing the present so that you can better what's with what’s going on.





Laugh your way through these tough economic times, harnessing the power of joy.



Laughing sounds really good.  No doubt about it.  We all love to giggle, chortle, chuckle, guffaw, and roll in the aisles. And just because something is doesn't, doesn’t mean it has to be solemn.  Laughter frequently emerges out of pain and lifts you from the darkness within.  Laughter clears your mind and leaves you energized, exhilarated, and feeling great.



As Erma Bombeck said, “I have always set personal boundaries of what is funny and what is not.  I have been quoted as saying, ‘There are just some things you don't poke fun at.’  I was wrong.  Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most and rewards you for your courage.”



Laughter comes in all shapes and sizes.  Cathartic, embarrassed, tearful, giggling, tittering, snickering, sniggering, chuckling, chortling, guffawing, and deep belly laughter.  It can be “one size fits all” or “unique to you”, all at the same time.

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Laughter:  The Best Medicine









 
Laughter may be the greatest healing power on earth.  Scientists report that a robust sense of humor speeds healing and reduces risk of suicide, depression, and heart disease.  Laughing is not a panacea, but part of any healing process, whether physical, emotional, or spiritual.  Use laughter as healing for health, catharsis, relieving stress, busting depression, and alleviating illness.  Yes, laughter is the best medicine, and laughter therapy is just what the doctor ordered.

Laughing enriches our lives and serves as a natural powerhouse.  Gasping for air while roaring with laughter floods your body with oxygen, recharging your energy banks.  And, unlike prescriptions, has no side effects . . . except for joy and happiness.

In these stressful times, when it feels lonely and hard to connect with someone, jokes bridge that gap.  Get those around you laughing and see how quickly connection happens.

Laughter actually enhances connection and changes the way we relate to others.  As Victor Borge put it, “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”  Laughter can introduce difficult discussions and take communication to a deeper level.  It may be the secret ingredient in transforming a romantic attraction into a flourishing long-term relationship.




How Many Times Will You Laugh Today?



Laugh, cry, your choice.  Better to laugh every day.  Or laugh every hour. Open your world to laughing and allow it to balance your life, banish the blues, beat fatigue, and help you cope with today's special challenges.



What is the best way to create laughing people around you?



Tell the funniest joke ever or a really funny good story.



Your friends will crack up as you deliver the punch line and make them laugh.  “You're the greatest!” they'll say.  “You know more jokes people love than anyone else.  I love it when you're around telling your clever jokes.”  People just tend to gravitate toward those who make them feel good, and laughing makes everyone feel good.



But I Know What You're Thinking . . .



You're thinking you don't know any jokes.



I used to feel the same wayI'd I’d be with my friends and we would be talking.  Someone would tell a joke about something and we would all laugh.  Or tell the funniest joke about something else and we would roll in the aisles.  But it was never me.  And I wanted it to be.

After talking with my friends about jokes, I learned some things . . .


First – I learned that demand always exceeds supply – people wish they knew more jokes and funny stories and are left wanting.  Humor, adult humor, is everyone’s everyone's choice.  Think about what would make you laugh.

Second – When in doubt, learn a funny joke.  Really.  Jokes attract.  Find opportunities to tell your joke and shine.  People will find it funny.  Laughter will erupt around you.



Third – You need a source of the funniest jokes ever so you can enjoy them and tell them to your lucky friends.

 

“Jokes You Love: Laughing Through Tough Economic Times” is that source.  It is by far the most humorous adult joke book you will ever find.





With the adult funnies in this book, you can remove yourself from your problems for a few minutes . . . take a vacation in your mind . . . and transport yourself to laughter heaven.



Listen To What Others Are Saying . . .



Every now and then a truly hilarious joke lands in my inbox. Savoring a great joke never fails to provide a welcome escape from my hectic day, if only briefly. Here with “Jokes You Love: Laughing Through Tough Economic Times” you've got countless gems -- the best of the best -- neatly wrapped up into one package. In fact, I've never seen any of these jokes which makes it even better. So, now when I need a little lift in my day, I pull out my e-book. Guaranteed to brighten your day! Cheryl M., Mercer Island, WA





   I never stopped smiling. “Jokes You Love” proved to be a delightful break in my day. I particularly enjoyed the more mature orientation of the jokes and the humor about Baby Boomers, people just like me. I can take one and share it with others, giving us all a chuckle. They are great, too, to paste into emails as part of my electronic signature. If I change it every day I know that people will open my message. We need more laughter in the world and “Jokes You Love” takes us in that direction.  Dave W., Seattle, WA

This book has many of the jokes you know and love and have forgotten, and many new ones. The table of contents makes it easy to find your favorite joke subjects. It’s a great reference resource for finding just the right joke for the right occasion.  I enjoyed reading it.  Susan B., Seattle, WA

This collection of very funny jokes and stories is well-organized into sections/topics, such as blonde jokes and jokes about animals. It's a real page-turner and made me laugh out loud!  Shawn B., Seattle, WA


I enjoy good jokes. This book included some gems I had never heard before which had me laughing out loud.  Bernice M., Seattle, WA



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A Joke a Day . . .



Tell these funny jokes every day to improve your health and well-being. Have the courage to laugh, and to laugh long and hard.  Let these jokes invite joy and mirth into your life and allow hope and healing to happen.



Most of all, harness the power of laughter to help you through these tough economic times.  Give yourself the gift of humor as often as possible and pass it on to everyone you know.  Allow these jokes to put a devilish twinkle in your eye, replenish your creative juices, and dampen your undergarments.  Remember and tell these wonderful mature jokes over and over again.  Enjoy!  Your health and well being depend on it.



The best mature jokes, new and old, circulating on the internetInternet consolidated for the first time in one convenient place.  Easy to access when you need that special joke, funniest story, or humorous anecdote for a specific occasion.  Or choose one randomly to tell throughout the day.





 Would you like to know funny jokes about: Boomers and Blondes? Holidays and Chocolate? Men, Irish Men, and other Curmudgeons? Relationships? And more?     Would you like to know jokes that answer these questions? How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? What is the ultimate act of generosity? Why did God put men on earth? Why do men become smarter during sex?



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Your satisfaction is guaranteed for 60 days or your money back.



If you’re not you're happy, let me know and you’ll receive a 100% refund – no questions asked.



Obviously, this guarantee is beyond fair.



You have nothing to loose and everything to gain.




Look at all of these benefits of laughing you will gain:

Perk yourself up.

Invigorate those around you.

Increase your self-esteem.

Tell a new joke every day for over three months.

Be really fun to be around.

Interact easily with others.

Transport those around you into mirth and hilarity, quickly and easily.



 In “Jokes You Love: Laughing Through Tough Economic Times” you will find the funniest jokes in the world that are:
Mature but not explicit. Funny but not gross. Hilarious but not dirty. Funny by innuendo rather than specifics. (Like Greta Garbo’s movies: implied but not spelled out.)


So it’s time to answer some questions –
Are you ready to laugh like you haven’t laughed in years? Are you ready to step out and be the life of the party? Are you ready to substitute mirth and joy for antidepressants?



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