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"Turn Off That Light and Go to Sleep!"
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"Are You Tired of Spending Night After Night Wide-Awake While
Your Body and Mind Ache For Sleep?...

\\"IT'S TIME TO GIVE THE SHEEP THE 'PINK SLIP' AND LET YOUR HEAD HIT
THE PILLOW FOR THE MOST SATISFYING NIGHT OF SLEEP EVER WHEN YOU
DRIFT-OFF WITH THESE POWERFUL TIPS, TRICKS, AND REMEDIES FOR DEFEATING
EVEN THE MOST RELENTLESS SLEEP DISTURBANCES!\\"

IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE YOU HAD A FULL NIGHT OF TOTALLY UNINTERRUPTED
SLEEP ARE YOU READY TO 'BREAK THE CURSE' AND EXPERIENCE ONCE AGAIN
WHAT SLEEPING WAS LIKE BEFORE YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO TALK?"

From: PRISKA

Dear friend,

You've witnessed the co-workers and classmates who practically
bounce into school or the office with a peppy outlook and can-do
attitude, haven't you?

I mean, what gives?

How is it that while THEY are high on life and feeling good as ever,
you are left sat there feeling like complete and utter rubbish, simply
because of the differences in sleeping patterns and techniques between
you, and them?

What if I told you that you could greet each morning with the same
teenager-like energy if you simply had a re-energizing night's sleep
like only these tips and secrets can deliver?

Would you sit up straight away and demand to find out these secrets,
or would you simply shrug it off and falsely think that you could
control and overcome your sleeping disorder, by yourself, without my
expertise and guidance?

"HERE'S A FEW THINGS YOU ALMOST CERTAINLY _WOULDN'T_ HAVE FOUND OUT
IF *I* DIDN'T BRING IT TO LIGHT!"

Just ONE night of staying up just 'this' much longer and sleeping
just 'this' much later in the morning can throw a permanent "monkey
wrench" into your bodily sleep cycle and take WEEKS to re-stabilize!

Now, I bet you didn't know that, did you?

And even if you did, I bet you don't know how to re-stabilize your
sleep pattern!

Or did you know that that during the last few years alone, millions
of people worldwide have lost night after night of essential,
rejuvenating sleep to a ruthless disorder called Sleep Apnea.

Inside, you'll discover how it can trigger a domino effect of 10
debilitating health conditions, which includes one potentially fatal
disorder that often strikes without a single symptom! (by flipping
your own copy open up to page 33!).

And here's something else quite interesting as well...

Whether it's at work, school, or in the home, the effects of stress
are clinically proven to override your body's "Sleep System"
especially if you've ever had to deal with any of the 2 ordeals
explained on page 23 that can literally make your brain "allergic" to
sleep!

I think you'd best put a few minutes aside so that you can give this
carefully-prepared bullet list your undivided and full attention..
it's for YOUR benefit!

"TAKE A BROWSE AT THE SLEEP DISORDER-BUSTING SECRETS AND TECHNIQUES
THAT YOU'LL FIND INSIDE YOUR COPY OF 'TURN OFF THAT LIGHT AND GO TO
SLEEP!' TODAY!"

Your problems with getting to sleep and staying asleep aren't that
big of a deal, right? _WRONG! _"Show me proof!" you say? How about the
4 CRITICAL FUNCTIONS REVEALED ON PAGE 4 that are prone to "Critical
Dysfunction" when _deprived_ of just several hours of quality sleep?

The next time you're at school or work and drowsiness starts to tug
at your eyelids, think about the 4 PERSONAL HEALTH CATASTROPHES ON
PAGE 7 that you're _dangerously_ gambling withincluding the "scoop"
behind a startling LINK connecting early death and sleep disorders!

Make sure you're sitting down when your eyes hit the 16
HEART-STOPPING STATISTICS ON WIDESPREAD SLEEP DEPRIVATION REPORTED ON
PAGE 9 -- you'll _finally_ realize why SO MANY people have SO MANY
health issues!

Are YOU one of the _millions_ of people suffering from unbearable
sleep disturbances caused by any of the 5 EVERYDAY CULPRITS OF SLEEP
DEPRIVATION EXPOSED ON PAGE 13? Some of them are so inconspicuous that
you CAN'T be sure unless you read for _yourself!_

An _eye-opening_ national medical study has revealed that -- hold on
to your keyboard -- NEARLY NINETY-PERCENT (90%!) OF AMERICANS ARE
GUZZLING this PULSE-POUNDING, ANXIETY-INDUCING DRUG EVERY day of the
yearand it could be robbing them of HOURS of sleep!

And the 8 COMMERCIAL PRODUCTS PINPOINTED ON PAGE 16 are jam-packed
with this "Sleeper's Poison" -- and _readily available_ at ALMOST ANY
SUPERMARKET!

Chronic pain -- especially the kind that sears down your back like
wildfire -- doesn't have to mean wide-eyed, sleepless nights in painif
you follow the 10 INSTANT, ZERO-COST PAIN RELIEF TIPS DESCRIBED ON
PAGE 21!

But NO MATTER WHAT THE LATEST "SELF-HELP GURU" INSISTS, stress does
NOT have to be a "normal" part of life. Just put any of the 5
STRESS-MELTING TACTICS DIVULGED ON PAGE 29 to the test and thank me
_later!_

When your head hits the pillow for a good night's sleep, do you
instead find yourself _tossing_ and _turning_ with these 3
SLEEP-DISRUPTING SYMPTOMS (p. 36)? If so, it's time to get screened
for this "silent killer" -- FAST!

"You're right -- I have sleep apnea! What can I do?!" For starters,
just relax -- at least one of the more than 5 TRIED-AND-TRUE REMEDIES
DIVULGED ON PAGE 37 is practically guaranteed to alleviate even the
most _relentles_s effects of this shuteye-stealing condition!

WHO would've thought that the 3 SIMPLE "HOMEMADE" REMEDIES
PASSED-DOWN ON PAGE 39 could bring _soothing relief_ to sleep apnea
sufferersfor the price of a pack of gum?

Raise an eyebrow if the doctor SUGGESTS THE TREATMENT OPTION ON PAGE
30 THAT DOES NOTHING TO TREAT STRETCH MARKSand creates even MORE
_eye-popping_ physical abnormities!

It sounds like nothing more than an _embarrassing_ habit, BUT IF YOU
ZOOM TO PAGE 40, you'll see why snoring has recently been PEGGED by
scientists as a "New-Millennia" chronic culprit of sleep
disturbancesincluding the 3 CAUSES THAT YOU HAVE THE POWER TO CONTROL!


Do you find yourself nodding-off during any of the 12 COMMON-PLACE
SITUATIONS LISTED ON PAGE 43? If so, according to medical "experts,"
these _sudden_ sleep-spells could REALLY be your body's way of
firing-off _desperate_ tell-tale symptoms of an underlying condition!


Snorers swear by the 5 SO-CALLED "HOMEOPATHIC" REMEDIES UNVEILED ON
PAGE 44...although doctors shun them because they don't put a PENNY
into their _cash-stuffed_ pockets!

Nearly half the population is living with the HEALTH-DEGRADING
CONDITION UNCOVERED ON PAGE 48 THAT CAUSES MORE THAN 25 MEDICAL
CONDITIONS and operates via a sinister, specialized mechanism that
switches your body's sleep reflex to _"OFF!"_

But if you do these 4 THINGS BEFORE YOU TURN-IN FOR THE NIGHT, even
the most _severe_ condition will seem as minor as a fly when you
wake-up after a night of the most rejuvenating sleep ever!

Modern medicine has largely FORGOTTEN the conditions_ identified_ on
page 52 as elusive causes of various sleep disturbancesif you've
"heard it all" and your doctor is clueless, then SEE IF YOU FIT THE
PROFILE FOR EITHER OF THESE 2 CONDITIONS YOUR DOCTOR MAY HAVE FORGOT
TO MENTION!

\\"...AND SO MUCH MORE, INCLUDING: I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE THAT
YOU'LL FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT IF YOU JUST PUT THESE 5 SIMPLE HABITS
DESCRIBED ON PAGE 56 IN ACTION -- YOU _WON'T_ EVEN HAVE TO CLEAR YOUR
SCHEDULE!\\"

You see, every night, the cycle repeats itself:

You dread going to bed because you know you just won't stay asleep.

And when you wake up, you'll feel like crap.

Can you really stand to deprive your body and mind of vital sleep
for three weeks, three monthseven three years of sleepless future?

Of course you can't!

You must learn how to overcome your sleeping disorder.

And right here and right now is the place and time to do it!

A resource like this is unavailable anywhere else on the net, or off
the net for that matter, and I'm willing to bet on that fact!

"IN FACT, THERE'S SO MUCH VALUABLE AND BENEFICIAL INFORMATION CRAMMED
WITHIN THE COVERS OF 'TURN OFF THAT LIGHT AND GO TO SLEEP' THAT YOU
WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES WHEN FIRST OPEN THIS INCREDIBLE,
INSTANT-DOWNLOAD AND INSTANT-ACCESS DIGITAL EBOOK!"

I want you to put this information to practice within MINUTES, which
is why I am proud to announce to you this once in a lifetime price
tag.

$29.95 is all I'm asking.

That's a laughable amount of money when you put into perspective the
impact your sleeping disorder is having on your life, your job, your
relationships.

Now seriously...

Isn't all of that worth more than 37 measly, ever-more-devaluing
paper bills?

If I were you, I'd be punching my credit card details in right now,
fully confident that I'll have a satisfying nights sleep, night after
night, once and for all!

Oh and by the way - probably most important of all - IF you can't
seem to agree with me that this book is worth AT LEAST TEN TIMES your
investment today, then I urge you to enforce your GOD given rights
(below) -->

58 DAYS MONEYBACK GURANTEE Here's My Personal Promise To
You:Between Now and the Next 58 Days, You Fall in Love With Your Copy
of "TURN OFF THAT LIGHT AND GO TO SLEEP!" or You Get a Full and
Prompt Refund!

If for any reason at all you change your mind about ordering now;
you think your investment of $29.95 isn't justifiable; or you've just
found something better (or for less) - I'll promptly and courteously
refund every penny of your money.

No conditions, no questions asked, and definitely no hard feelings.

You'll got a full 58 days to test out everything mentioned in the
book, and if there's something you don't like (even if it's the color
of the font!) then it is within your god given right to an immediate,
quibble-free refund.

Even if it's the 59th minute of the 23rd hour of the 57th day.

And, as a way of showing my appreciation for taking the time to test
drive my methods and techniques, I'll let you keep your copy FOREVER
(whether you ask for a refund or not) - just for having faith in me.

That's how confident I am in the material that I prepared especially
for you. In fact, you were just the person I was thinking of when I
was putting this incredible resource together.

And finally, I respect your integrity and honesty, so I believe that
you won't take advantage of me by trying to pull a "freebie" on me.

Even if you could get away it ;)

Hope to see you soon :)

I'm looking forward to your positive feedback!

PRISKA - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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P.S. # 1 - When you wake up tomorrow morning, you'll probably feel
groggy, tired, sluggishand that'll be just the beginning. But today,
I'm handing you a passport to a new life that includes unlimited
nights of pure rejuvenating sleep.

Are you prepared to snatch it from my hand? IT'S HERE FOR THE
TAKING!

P.S. # 2 - Don't forget about your family -- don't you think the
husband or wife and kids are fed-up with your grumpy morning attitude?


After all, kids can be a pain, but do they deserve that kind of
punishment every morning of the week?

Of course they don't! Put a stop to it immediately by downloading
your copy of "TURN OFF THAT LIGHT AND GO TO SLEEP" to your computer,
and retrieving the valuable information right away for an incredibly
low, thirty-seven bucks!

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