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This Program May Cause Minor Neck Injuries to Gorgeous Women
Who Turn Their Heads Too Quickly to Take a Good Look at YOU
The Muscly Jerk Knocks Puny So-Called "Players" Aside To Reveal How
Huge Muscles Are His Secret to Attracting Smokin' Hot Females
sensitive guys or macho men? You will be surprised at the response -
it isn't what you're thinking and comes straight from the horses
mouth!
* How to be in the tiny minority of guys women come on to and
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Listen Up You Puny Little Man!
You may have noticed the increase in online publications trying to
teach guys how to "pick up hot chicks" and "talk to sexy women" blah,
blah, blah. It's pathetic. Most of these books, newsletters and
websites were obviously written by _WEENIES_.
Sure. Any moron can go to a club, wait for an attractive girl to
down a few drinks, talk a good line of B.S., and use her for sex.
Sorry, but I'm NOT impressed. If you want to improve your sex life
without resorting to tricking women into sleeping with you (and
without being prosecuted for rape) � get your scrawny @ss in the
gym.
"HOW\'S THAT GOING TO IMPROVE MY SEX LIFE?"
Are you kidding me? I thought wimps were supposed to be smart. Take
a minute to think about that Einstein. It means - if you put in a
little time and effort to build a rock-solid, muscular body - YOU
DON'T NEED A BOOK TO PICK UP GIRLS!
As a matter of fact, you don't have to pick up girls at all.
Absolutely gorgeous girls will come to YOU. Totally hot, incredibly
sexy women will approach you in places you wouldn't even think about
looking for them.
E-MAIL FROM JOHN M FROM THE USA:
"Your program is amazing - seriously, I have never felt this good in
years and the chicks love me. Here's a pic of a little hottie I picked
up on vacation.. well I say picked up..she came up to me and put a
fancy drink in my hand before suggesting we go somewhere more
private.......what's to say but thanks!!!!!"
-- John M, USA
Facts are facts, my puny friend. ..and this one you cannot deny -
Girls Love Muscles!
Log into _ANY _ social network and browse through some of the
profiles of buff guys who pose shirtless to impress girls on the
system. You might feel a little "weird" when you first do this. It's
called insecurity - _GET OVER IT! _ That's probably why you're having
trouble getting laid in the first place.
Read some of the comments that women from all over the world post
for these guys, trying desperately to win their attention over the
other posts. It makes you think that maybe you should bulk up a bit,
doesn't it?
YES! You really should. You will look better, feel better, and it
will work miracles for your sex life.
Look at some of the messages I received in one week after
putting my actual photos on a popular social networking site.
"hey hun how r ya? ur well sexy! hope 2 hear from ya my msn is
[removed]. hope to hear from ya lv k x x x"
"hiya u seem fit n hav sumthi bout u which wants me to get to know
u more so msg me if ur interested.x"
"hey u got msn? x x"
"hey, how ya doin? liking what i c so would u do us both a favour
n message me bak? X"
"looks very much as you are into keepfit as much as me lets chat
soon pam"
"NICE I WOULD RIDE ON YOU BABE X"
"heyy nice pics :p gud nite 2nite?x"
"Hi , you are hot"
"hey there sexy have u got msn messenger luv sarah"
"hiya babe i dnt usualy browse but god im so bored! im just
wondering if ya up 4 a chat lol if u r add me [removed]"
"heyaa! you oki? ur hot X beth X"
This is only a handful of the messages that came in.
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Frankly, I was getting a little sick of it. So I put together a diet
and weight training program after months of pain-staking research and
headed for the gym. It didn't happen overnight, but it wasn't long
before I started getting noticed .
...and now my ratings are going through the roof!
WHY?
PROVEN FACT - Although we have evolved over
time the deep-rooted animal instincts that cause women
to be attracted to the DOMINANT males has not changed.
DOMINANCE IN 12 WEEKS
There are _THREE WAYS _ to put off that "dominant male" aura that
women buzz to like bees to honey. They can smell it on you like good
cologne. It's all about confidence, and here are the only three ways
to have it.
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YOU CAN TALK GOOD GAME - This takes years of practice to build the
level of confidence I'm talking about.
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YOU CAN BE RICH - Sorry, but if I could help you with this one I
sure as hell wouldn't have time to teach you how to get buff.
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YOU CAN BE BIG AND DAMN SEXY - Do as I tell you and you can be on
your way to attracting women who used to be out of your league in only
twelve weeks.
By simply eating the right amounts of the right foods and lifting
weights the proper way you can maximize your muscle growth and see
amazing gains very quickly while minimizing the risk of injury.
NICK FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM
"Sorry about the crap photo but I wanted to show you my progress
after week 12 cos I'm soooo happy - my friends still can't believe how
much I've changed and I think they're getting a bit jelous now lol. I
think I have inspired them to hit the weights too cos I know they all
wanna get big like me now they've seen how quick the gains come and
the extra special interest I'm getting from the ladies LOL!!"
-- Nick, United Kingdom
Following my proven system in only 12 weeks you can:
Put on more muscle mass than you ever thought possible
Feel better, with more strength and energy
Blast your confidence sky-high
Put your self-esteem into overdrive
Begin to attract beautiful women effortlessly
I can't even begin to tell you how much your life will change when
you commit yourself to building your body. Have you ever seen a
bodybuilder with an ugly girlfriend? No? Neither have I.
Now You Can Get Big Fast
Yes, runt. Even YOU Can Do This
I will teach you everything you need to know about building muscle
mass quickly, and safely. If you do as I tell you - you _WILL_ get
bigger. What I cannot do is is make you big while you are just sitting
on your scrawny tush watching TV.
You have to commit to yourself. Commit to a better, healthier way of
life ... to something that's going to make you look good and feel
great. Better still - commit to something that's going to get you more
sex with the hottest women you've ever been with in your life.
Commit Now!
...or Forever Remain a Little
Cream Puff Who Cannot Easily
Score High Quality Tail
YES! I WANT TO IMPROVE MY BODY, MY LIFE, MY HEALTH, MY CONFIDENCE,
MY SELF-ESTEEM, AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN HITTING ON ME FOR A CHANGE.
That wasn't so bad, was it? By the way - congratulations. You've
just taken a MAJOR step toward your goal. You'd be surprised how many
turds there are out there who are too damn scared to commit to
anything - even something that will change their lives forever.
I'll admit that you could probably buy yourself a book on "picking
up girls", learn to throw down a smooth line, and (after much
practice) b*llshit your way into the bedroom. But those programs come
with no real benefits to you health, life and well-being. And it's
_SO_ much easier to get "action" when hot women are interested in you
before you open your mouth to say anything at all.
7 Weeks Until Sweet Smiles & Self-Esteem!
This was Paul from the UK just _7 weeks_ in to my program and on his
way to being irresistible to women - they were already staring and
taking a big interest in his new powerful physique.
You won't make it through the full twelve weeks before women start
to notice you. You walk by - they smile. The door opens automatically.
Simply smile back and say "Hi" or "Hello". Sounds tough, right? If you
can't handle that - _GIVE IT UP! _
It feels great when you catch girls looking at you and admiring your
body. If you want to build your confidence, this IS the way to do it.
No therapy, no "positive self talk" - Get Big.
You will soon notice that you get more respect from other guys too.
If you've ever felt like someone talked down to you - it's because
they did. When you pack on muscle mass ... _IT STOPS_. It's not that
they aren't the same sh*theads that they were three months ago. It's
because they don't want you to knock them on their @ss.
Sculpt a Strong, Muscular Body
That Commands Respect & Drives
Women Crazy In Only 12 Weeks!
Bodybuilding has come a long way over the past few years.
Amazing muscle gains can now be yours by simply tailoring your
nutrition and weight training specifically for gaining muscle mass.
In my book I'm going to teach you everything you need to know to
pack on serious muscle mass in only 12 weeks.
Steroids are NOT the answer! It's all about taking in the right
amounts of the right foods, weight training in the right way, and
getting enough rest to ensure growth, recovery and vitality.
E-MAIL FROM WILL H FROM THE USA:
"I had to e-mail you, this is like some un-told secret that you
never hear guys with muscles talk about and that girls are far too
ashamed to admit..
I don't know your real name but to me you're more than just a
Muscly Jerk - you're an intelligent guy who has helped me achieve not
only a desirable physique and healthy lifestyle but your program gave
me me the ultimate power to un-lock the one thing that I had been
missing out on in life - a happy social life with the opposite gender
and plenty of sex like all the other guys seemed to get so easily.
I can't thank you enough for everything. Despite my initial
skepticism I have to shout from the roof tops about your program and
state it is a total life-changer - I'm living proof"
-- Will H, USA.
In The Muscly Jerk Guide You Will Learn:
Nutritional Secrets to Faster Muscle Recovery and Growth
How to Use a Basic Barbell and Dumbbell Set to Work Your Entire
Body in the Comfort of Your Own Home
Exactly Which Foods You Can Eat to Maximize Muscle Gains
Which Exercises You Need to Perform - How Many "
#invalid_attr_id="underline">say so. I'll give you your money back. I
will ask no questions. ...and I will NOT hunt you down and beat you
severely. Really, I won't. You Have 8 Weeks to Use My Mass Building
System
Go Through 8 FULL WEEKS of Training
Start Getting Noticed or Get Your Money Back!
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am. Everything you see here is available for immediate download and
your satisfaction is guaranteed. You have massive muscles and a better
sex life to gain ... and nothing to lose.
What are you waiting for, little man?
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P.S. Look wimp, I'm not going to twist your arm to buy my book. I
don't want to dislocate your shoulder. Either you want to _FORCE_
unbelievably hot girls to look at you like a big, juicy porkchop - or
you don't (What the **** are you thinking?).
DISCLAIMER: The material on this website or that which is contained
in the Muscly Jerk Guides does not and is not intended to replace
medical or professional advice. Please consult a doctor if you are
thinking about weight training or changing your diet.
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