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Want to Have
a Happy, Well-Behaved Dog
Who Doesn't Drive You Crazy?

Then Enjoy Every Tail-Wagging Minute of

The World’s Most Effective Dog Training Techniques!

Dear Fellow Dog Lover,

My name is Lynn Mayer and I'm a dogaholic.

My first dog was a little black and brown mutt who looked like a
cross between a German Shepherd and a Dachshund. He followed me home
from school (third grade) one day. After my parents gave in to my
relentless pleas to keep him ("Just until we find his owners; I
promise I'll take care of him!"), I named him Hobo.

Hobo was a friendly little dog -- until my older brother changed
him.

My brother thought it was fun to make Hobo bark. Whenever he'd come
in the house, my brother would raise his arms and make growling noises
as he charged at Hobo. Brave little Hobo would stand his ground but
bark like a maniac. Soon Hobo would do this whenever anyone came into
the house, frightening our visitors half to death. He wouldn't stop
barking, no matter how loudly my mother screamed, "Shut up!" It drove
her crazy. So my father took little Hobo away "to a farm in the
country," and I never saw him again.

I've shared my life with many dogs since Hobo, studying their
behavior and learning their "secrets." They've taught me wonderful
lessons which have made me a better human. The most important lesson
of all? Successful, loving relationships depend on mutual
understanding. I'd like to share what I've learned about that with
you, so you and your dog can learn about it together.

"Humankind is drawn to dogs because they are so like ourselves --
bumbling, affectionate, confused, easily disappointed,
eager to be amused, grateful for kindness and the least attention."

_(PAM BROWN)_

Wouldn’t it be great if all puppies and dogs arrived
pre-programmed to instantly do whatever we ask and act like obedient
little angels instead of… well… animals?

As crazy as that sounds, here’s something even crazier: expecting
our furry four-legged friends to ignore their instincts and change
their natural behavior simply because it’s what we want them to do.

Think about that for a moment. How realistic is it to expect a dog
not to act like a dog? Dogs naturally chew, bark, dig, run, slobber,
jump, poop, play -- heck, sometimes they play in poop! They can be
so… uncivilized!

Fortunately, your dog is one smart puppy. He can be taught to
overcome his “dogness.”

YOUR DOG WANTS TO LEARN

Every dog (even yours) is an eager and willing student. He is not
only able to learn to stop doing what comes naturally and start
adopting the strangest behaviors (from his perspective), he loves to
learn these things.

So why are so many dogs disobedient, destructive creatures who
won’t behave? Some are not only disobedient, they become dangerously
aggressive.

IT’S NOT THE DOG’S FAULT.

DOG TRAINING ISN’T ABOUT YOUR DOG

Despite what other dog training books, videos, and experts may say,
dog training isn’t about the dog.

IT’S ABOUT YOU.

DEAR LYNN,

MY GINGER WAS DRIVING ME CRAZY! SHE JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME, AND
WE WERE MAKING EACH OTHER MISERABLE. I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING OF GIVING
HER UP WHEN I FOUND YOUR TRAINING COURSE.

I DISCOVERED SO MANY THINGS I’D BEEN DOING WRONG... NO WONDER POOR
GINGER WASN'T LEARNING! NOW WE’RE LEARNING TOGETHER AND HAVING SO
MUCH FUN EVERY DAY!

I was especially impressed with your lesson on teaching her to come
when called. It was different from what I'd been told by a so-called
expert (which didn't work, by the way). Ginger learned so quickly, it
was almost spooky.

Your Happy Mutt Training System has made all the difference for both
of us. Thank you!

- SARAH JACOBSEN, SPOKANE, WA

THE SECRET TO DOG TRAINING SUCCESS

Here’s the secret most dog trainers won’t tell you (some of them
don’t even know it themselves): successful dog training is not about
getting your dog to understand you -- IT’S ABOUT YOU UNDERSTANDING
YOUR DOG.

Fortunately, you’re one smart puppy yourself.

Humans are smarter than dogs. That’s good news, because if you
want your dog to be a good student -- to learn to sit, stay, heel,
come; in short, to correctly respond to every request -- you have to
be a good teacher. To be a good teacher, you have to understand how
your student thinks. Because you’re smart, this will be a breeze.

All you have to do is follow the STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS provided
as part of the popular new HAPPY MUTT TRAINING SYSTEM.

Within a few weeks, your dog will be so well trained you’ll be
showing him off to all your drooling, envious friends.

FOR DOG LOVERS ONLY

Your dog loves to be with you. He loves to please you. That’s why
he’ll be easy to train once you understand him, and he understands
and trusts you. But if the feeling is not mutual… if the idea of
spending time with your dog, training him, playing with him, loving
him… does not appeal to you, this is not the course for you.

MY TRAINING SYSTEM IS BASED ON LOVE, POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT AND FUN.


If a dog is nothing more to you than a security system, fashion
statement, or status symbol, you won’t like the HAPPY MUTT TRAINING
SYSTEM. Please go away. Now.

Still here? Fantastic! You’re my kind of dog-loving human!

And don’t worry. The lessons will be fun; the result will be a
well-trained, happy dog. Guaranteed!

But that’s not all. My ultimate goal is to help you connect with
your best friend in a way that will enrich your relationship with each
other for years to come.

EXCLUSIVE MATERIALS FOR MEMBERS ONLY

The HAPPY MUTT TRAINING SYSTEM is an exciting new membership
structured around a series of weekly training lessons which you and
your dog will learn together. You’ll also get exclusive access to
numerous SPECIAL REPORTS, and a CONTINUING SUPPLY of helpful
resources, information and stories on a variety of topics of interest
to you and your dog. I may even throw in an occasional surprise or
two!

Here are just a few of the areas I'll cover:

* Basic obedience training and beyond -- much more than sit, stay,
and heel; this training can save your dog's life.
* Housebreaking breakthroughs -- how to avoid the number-one
reason people give up their dogs.
* Canine communication -- once you understand the "secret
language" of dogs, you can "talk" to each other in ways you've never
imagined.
* Common mistakes and how to avoid them -- even professional
trainers make these mistakes, which can ruin your relationship with
your dog.
* Correcting bad behavior -- you don't have to punish your dog to
make him stop doing the wrong things.
* Terrific training tools -- I'll tell you the ones that really
work, so you don't waste your time or money.
* Fun tricks to amaze your friends -- can their dog fetch a bottle
of water from the refrigerator?
* And much, much more!

As you know, learning is a life-long adventure. While you’ll have
the basic training techniques mastered within a few short weeks, you
and your dog will never really be “fully trained.” That’s
actually a GOOD thing, because you’ll both enjoy the process so
much, neither of you will ever want to stop learning!

SIDE-EFFECT WARNING!

I do have to warn you about a possible side effect, though: you
might get tired of hearing your friends ask, “HOW DID YOU TEACH HIM
TO DO THAT?”

But if you’re willing to accept that risk, you’ve come to the
right place.

30 DAYS OF TERRIFIC DOG TRAINING TECHNIQUES
FOR LESS THAN 5 BUCKS!

I won’t spend more of your valuable time explaining the
effectiveness of the positive reinforcement techniques you’ll be
learning, or trying to convince you that my HAPPY MUTT TRAINING SYSTEM
is worth far more than the price I'm asking you to pay. You and your
dog are smart; neither of you will be convinced by a lot of
advertising hype.

Nope, instead of bragging about how my program is the best thing
since Pupporoni, I’ll simply let you prove it to yourself… by
giving you A 30-DAY TRIAL FOR JUST $4.95.

Take a full month to read the lessons, practice the techniques,
enjoy the resources --experience the HAPPY MUTT TRAINING SYSTEM in all
its glory -- for ONLY $4.95!

If either you or your dog aren’t thrilled for any reason, just
cancel your subscription before the first regular payment comes due at
the end of the 30 days. It’s that tail-waggingly simple. At the very
least, you’ll get a full month of the most effective dog training
techniques for zero cost.

ONLY 50¢ A DAY

If you and your dog LOVE what you discover during your 30-day trial
(and I'm pretty sure you will), stick around and enjoy continuing
membership for ONLY $14.95 PER MONTH. That’s less than 50 cents a
day.

SURELY A HAPPY, LOVING, SAFE, WELL-TRAINED BEST FRIEND IS WORTH
THAT!

Stay a member only as long as you’re ecstatic about your results.
Your continuing satisfaction is guaranteed, because you can cancel at
any time, for any reason, no questions asked.

A DOG-GONE GREAT DEAL!

The HAPPY MUTT TRAINING SYSTEM will provide you and your dog with a
continuing supply of training lessons, important information, helpful
resources and fun tips you will both love. Guaranteed.

So what do you say? All in favor of happy, well-trained dogs and
owners beginning this enjoyable and helpful membership right now,
raise your paws!

Just sign up below for your exclusive 30-day trial, and you and your
dog can get started with your first lesson within minutes. Your dog
will thank you!

30 DAYS FOR $4.95
THEN ONLY $14.95 PER MONTH!

Joining is fast, easy, risk-free and completely secure.

CLICK HERE TO JOIN [1]

_Happy Trails to You and Your Dog,_

_LYNN MAYER_

P.S. The 30-day trial is a limited-time offer and may expire at any
time. Please don’t delay, because it may never be offered again.

Remember, if you don’t love the HAPPY MUTT TRAINING SYSTEM for any
reason, you can cancel anytime within the first month and you won’t
pay a dime.

If you have any questions, please contact us: Info@MuttTraining.com
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