::How to Tell Great Jokes::
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Everyone knows that the ability to tell a funny joke is a fantastic
skill. People who are good at telling jokes are able to lighten the
mood of even the most awkward or uncomfortable situations. If you are
known for telling jokes that make people happy and laugh, you are
invited to more parties and social occasions, and are better respected
by your friends and colleagues.
EVERYONE CAN BE A COMEDIAN
I have written a book that shows anyone how to properly tell and
create jokes that will have everyone rolling with laughter. It is
available for download right here, [5] so you do not need to wait
another second to become the life of the party.
HOW TO TELL GREAT JOKES [6] IS FOR EVERYONE
Maybe your goal is to tour the country performing on stage for huge
audiences, or maybe you just want to be considered "really funny" by
your friends and co-workers. Either way you can learn to entertain
through comedy and make all those around you happy. You simply need to
understand the basic concepts of good jokes, what makes one joke funny
and another just bad, how to tell them properly with the right timing,
and how to read your audience to tell what jokes they will like.
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
- EE Cummings
My book, How To Tell Great Jokes [7] will teach you all the
essentials of joke telling, so that you can be more funny and better
liked and respected. The book takes you on a tour of all the key
elements of joke telling: [8]
* Timing and Delivery
* Joke Selection
* How To Become a Funny Person
* Reading and Commanding your Audience
* How To tell a Good Joke from a Bad One,
and a Funny Dirty Joke from one that is
Just Plain Gross * Basic Concepts of Comedy, like Slapstick
* Performing Hilarious Impersonations
* Special Event Humor, such as Wedding Toasts
* Writing Your Own Jokes
* Tips For Performing On Stage
* Delivering Different types of Jokes,
such as Blonde Jokes, Fat Jokes, Adult jokes,
Political Jokes, and many more!
TELL JOKES, DON\'T BE ONE
Do your jokes sometimes flop, leaving you as the one that gets
laughed at? Even a good joke book with thousands of very funny jokes
does not guarantee people will laugh when you tell those jokes. Humor
is an art. In order to consistently entertain people, you need a joke
book that tells you how to tell a joke, which is exactly why I wrote
my book, How To Tell Great Jokes. [9] There are plenty of great jokes
in my book, but there is also the information you need to know to tell
them properly every time.
HUMOR IS ONE OF THE MOST
POWERFUL EMOTIONS
A good joke will overcome anger, fear, distrust, sadness, and of
course boredom. Think of this example:
You are your first date with someone you are very interested in. You
are very nervous, and don't want them to know it. If you are confident
that you can tell funny jokes, you have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! You
jokes will ensure that your date has a great time, no matter what else
happens. Even if you miss your restaurant reservation, spill wine on
your date's favorite shirt, and your car breaks down on when you are
taking them home, if you can tell jokes that keep your date laughing
throughout the night, and make fun of the bad situations, HAVING FUN
IS ALL THEY WILL REMEMBER, and you will surely hear from them again...
The same thing applies to any social situation, whether it be your
first day on the job, a meeting with a big client, dinner with
friends, caring for children, or anything else where you want to shine
and be remembered positively. Simply by making people laugh, you will
improve the mood and make them think well of you. This can even land
you a new job! We all know that people are not just hired on their
credentials, but the feeling their prospective employer gets from them
during initial interviews. Think how much it would help if when you
left the interview everyone had a smile on their face.
KIDS LOVE JOKES AS WELL
Kids love jokes even more than adults. How To Tell Great Jokes [10]
will explain what types of jokes are best for children as well as
adults. Sure you know not to break out your dirty jokes to tell to
your five year old nephew, but do you know which clean jokes they
_will_ like? Children's sense of humor can be very different from
adults', and you will want to know which kids jokes are best for just
kids, and how to tell them to get the best response and the biggest
laugh out of children of all ages.
YOU COULD START A NEW CAREER
AS A COMEDIAN
If you are looking to explore a career in professional comedy,
whether it be stand-up, improv, or on television or film,
How To Tell Great Jokes [11] will provide you with everything you
need to succeed under the spotlight. Even professional actors that
have their jokes written for them, need to properly understand how to
tell those jokes for maximum effect. Much of comedy is not in what the
joke is about, whether it be a dirty joke, a short joke, a story joke,
or a kids joke, but in how well the joke is told.
MOST PEOPLE RUIN THE
JOKES THEY TELL
We've all had to sit through a friend or co-worker re-telling some
joke or comedy routine they saw the night before. Despite their claim
that it was the funniest thing they have ever heard, their version
does not make anyone laugh at all. This is because so much of comedy
and humor is about joke delivery. That is why a comedian (like you!)
can tell a very sick joke, yet have everyone in the audience laugh and
love them for it, even if some of them would normally find it
offensive. Then when your co-work messes up telling the same dirty
joke around the water cooler the next day, it's grounds for a sexual
harassment suit; which is considerably less funny!
GET THE BOOK AND
GET FUNNY NOW.
How To Tell Great Jokes [12] is available for immediate download,
right here. [13] This means you can get the joke book online and be
entertaining your friends and family in no time. This is the only
jokebook you will ever need because it tells you both how to tell
jokes, and how to write your own. The funniest books and movies do not
reuse joke quotes, but put together new ideas in funny ways. After
reading my book you will be able to create and tell with success any
type of joke you want: [14]
* Blonde Jokes
* Ethnic and Religious Jokes,
like Irish Jokes, Jewish Jokes,
Muslim Jokes, Polish Jokes,
and More... * Short Jokes
* Kids Jokes
* Real Life Story Jokes
* Political Jokes
* Sick Jokes, such as Dirty Jokes and
just plain Adult Jokes * Clean Jokes for All Audiences
* Fat Jokes, including Your Momma Jokes
* Any subject you can think of You will be
able to tell jokes and get laughs about.
So Download [15] How To Tell Great Jokes
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P.S. Timing is one thing. Telling the appropriate joke is another.
Learn how to deliver, what to deliver and when to deliver, different
kinds of jokes!
P.P.S. When you buy now, you'll also receive a great accompanying
bonus -
THE GREAT TOASTERS\' HANDBOOK
- a huge resource ebook -
over 600 pages of quotes,
quips and amusing anecdotes!
P.P.P.S. If you're wondering why there's a pic of
cute little alien and animals on the cover of the ebook,
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