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MEMORANDUM TO: Anonymous Internet Marketers
FROM: Net Intelligence Agency
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Your mission -- should you choose to accept it -- is to craft a
unique identity.
Recent intel suggests certain dramatic shifts in the marketplace.
These market shifts have created limitless opportunities for
enterprising operatives to build brands and accumulate wealth.
But these opportunities cannot be found where most internet
marketers are looking. We note increased chatter, the warning signs
are everywhere... the future is bleak for copycat marketers.
If you have a unique fingerprint, it's yours for the taking. There's
never been a better time to own a market.
Priority items on your agenda: Become Unique. Get Noticed. Become
Contagious.
You'll find everything you need to accomplish your mission inside
The Package. All will be revealed. In forensic detail.
The Company awaits your reply.
The first thing you should know is that your mission is not about
selling or traffic generation. It's about not needing to generate
traffic and not needing to sell
There's only one sure way to free yourself from the relentless
pursuit of traffic -- only one way. We'll prove it. Then we'll show
you how to do it.
Let's cut to the chase
A distinctive brand is the most powerful traffic generation strategy
going. It's that simple. (And that complicated.)
A powerful brand is the single most efficient path to closing sales.
Cleverly branded products sell themselves. Colorless products with
invisible fingerprints must rely on constant promotion and perpetual
traffic generation techniques just to survive.
If you have no identity, you stand for nothing in the marketplace.
You make no impression. You have no story. No message. No respect. No
revenue. Your brand is a fingerprint cast in invisible ink.
A distinctive fingerprint is ultimately your strongest marketing
guarantee. Nothing matters more. Brand trumps everything else.
Suppose We Told You
that within a few hours, sitting at your computer, you will craft a
unique, compelling brand of the ilk that the Madison Avenue crowd
charges hundreds of thousands of dollars for? A brand that the
Influencers, always on the lookout for the next great idea, will flock
to?
Sound impossible? It's not
You see, over the years, we've formulated a foolproof,
start-to-finish brandcrafting process -- never publicly revealed until
now. The Process virtually guarantees that any internet marketer
willing to devote a little time to one mission can craft a unique,
powerful identity. Ever wonder how famous brands like Google, Exxon,
Scrabble and SunKist are built? Did you picture a group of people
sitting around in a conference room somewhere pulling words like
Scrabble out of thin air? Doesn't happen that way. We'll show you that
unique, compelling brands are assembled, piece by piece.
Who is Net Intelligence Agency, you ask? Here you'll find our
Dossier [5]. (Sort of.) Not what you're expecting, perhaps. No gleamy
(fill in the blank) [Aston Martin/Lamborghini/Ferrari]. No grinning
internet gazillionaire. No mounds of cash strewn across the front lawn
of a palatial beachfront estate
You'll never see that here. Not from us. For that matter, you'll
never see us. (We have our reasons.) And yes. We were always Inside.
But for now, how is not important. The Package is all that matters
N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit(tm). Uncensored and unprecedented. Now,
maybe you're protesting: But I'm not creative! Sure you are. You just
don't know it yet. Uniqueness is developed, not born. Uniqueness is a
becoming. And it comes in infinite flavors. You'll see. A few sessions
at The Farm andwellperhaps you've heard about The Farm??
Intel suggests that some internet marketers simply don't know how
to become a brand. For some, the process of building a unique,
differentiated identity seems out of reacha mystical creative talent
possessed by only a few. Some are afraid to be unique, never realizing
how risky safe is.
Being scrutinized -- even criticized -- is not the worst thing that
can happen to you. Being invisible is the worst thing that can happen
to you.
See, N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit(tm) is more than a training program.
It's both a destination and a journey. Reaching your first destination
is only the beginning. N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit(tm) reveals a dynamic,
self-evolving process that will fuel your next fingerprint, and the
one after that. And the one after that.
It's the process that keeps on giving. It never expires. It never
goes out of style. We're in the originality business. Originality
never runs out
But bad things happen to brands when their owners run out of ideas.
N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit(tm) is the silver bullet for ailing brands.
Inside the Owner's Manual you'll find fresh, frank brand makeover
solutions. Inside the Brandshops, you'll eavesdrop on brand
reinventions.
The N.I.A. Process is elastic and perpetually expanding -- the very
essence of creativity itself. Every discovery leads to another
discovery. Every idea triggers another idea. Every skill you cultivate
seeds another skill.
Even as it identifies product and brand weaknesses, the Process will
actually hatch ideas for new product features and benefits, and -- in
perhaps the coolest windfall of all -- ideas for new products.
The Process works for every entrepreneur, every business.
InfoProducts, Web portals, software developers, whiz-bang gizmo
creators -- every entrepreneur, every business.
Those Who Come Inside Will
Invent words that move and shape the marketplace
Craft unique, compelling brands from scratch -- from owning a
category to inventing distinctive brand names
Shape a brand personality that builds a personal relationship with
customers
Learn how to differentiate a brand that everyone says is impossible
to differentiate. (Anything can be differentiated!)
Learn how to become a thought leader. (After all, the brand that
maintains thought leadership rules its market niche.)
Learn how to assess the marketing value of a brand name
Learn how (and when) to save an ailing brand -- and how to know when
it's time to pull the plug
Learn Trench Marketing tactical maneuvers for the 2007 internet
economy
Discover contagion tactics for targeting operatives who will ignite
the Word of Mouse
N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit(tm) has become essential, for all but a
handful of marketers. Literally, a handful. (You know who you are.)
Rest assured that we're not serving up reheated slices of the same old
pizza. Fingerprint Kit is no business-in-a-box, Wealth In 3 Easy Steps
plan. There are many steps. Most are easy, a few are hard. But
Fingerprint Kit is revved to produce immediate results. It's an
accelerated learning system, learning curves measured in hours. Not
days. Not weeks.
N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit(tm) transforms businesses. All you have to
do is work The Process. You will emerge with a distinctive
fingerprint. The Process works. Every time.
Unique. Noticed. Contagious. That's your mission. Oh
We should probably mention that manufacturing identities is
addictive. Don't say we didn't warn you.
* N.I.A. FINGERPRINT KIT(tm) OWNER'S MANUAL. (130 pages) The
assembly manual, a cohesive, step-by-step guide to brand assembly,
start to finish. There are no shortcuts. All threads are interwoven,
all dots connected.
This spunky fly-on-the-wall guide begins with a reconnaissance of
branding in the current internet marketing environment and advances
through a fast-paced decipherment of what brand really is. The Owner's
Manual blueprints the complete Net Intelligence Agency brandcrafting
process. Brand personality development. Differentiation tactics: the
ones that work, the ones that don't -- an analysis that may surprise
you. And ultimately, the namecrafting process. You'll learn how to
hone and distill your brand message into its purest essence your brand
name.
The Owner's Manual reveals the N.I.A. Namecrafting Process in
painstaking detail. Few acts associated with the business startup or
product launch are as critical to success or failure as the brand
name. Your name can make you or break you. When everything else seems
equal to a consumer, best name wins. Especially in a crowded market
niche where most -- if not all -- products seem alike.
Special bonus sections will take you deep underground for Trench
Marketing tactical maneuvers, optimized for the 2007 Internet economy.
You'll learn how to I.D. lucrative niche markets, spy on the
competition, overwhelm a niche with an extraordinary product (a
Contagion Insurance Policy), and build and cross-promote a web of
distinctive narrow brands. Investigate the Owner\'s Manual Table of
Contents [6] (Minus a few redactions, of course. Hope you understand.
Can't be too careful.)
* THE BRANDSHOPS. (29 pages) The N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit(tm)
Namecrafting Process in action. A behind-the-scenes look at the
creation of 5 unique brand names from the ground up a software
application, internet marketing e-Books, B-to-B and consumer shopping
portals, and a direct-marketed consumer specialty product.
N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit is a door thrown open into the secret society
of high-dollar branding strategists and professional namers. It's not
unusual for companies to pay professional namesmiths hundreds of
thousands of dollars to concoct brand names. Name buys generally carry
a starting price tag of $50,000 - $60,000, so you'd better believe
that professional namesmiths guard their turf ferociously.
The process of crafting the perfect name can take hours, sometimes
days. Or it can happen in minutes, a split-second flash of inspiration
-- you just can't count on that. That's why it's important to have a
creative process that you can count on to always (and efficiently)
produce a name. And the good news is, the longer you name things, the
more of a lightning rod you become for those split-second flashes of
inspiration.
The N.I.A. Brandshops will build more than brands. They'll build
your confidence that you can rapidly manufacture and deploy
distinctive brands -- before the competition does.
* N.I.A. BRAND PERSONALITY INVENTORY. Special weaponry, a little
something we cooked up in the Lab. Brand personality is a compelling
competitive advantage, one of the strongest lures a brand can offer.
After all, a brand must be bigger than a handful of attributes which
can be imitated or surpassed by competitors.
To succeed in our new experience economy, brands must build
relationships with customers. The brand that connects with customers
on an emotional level, wins.
Consumers actually perceive brands as having human personality
traits, and, in fact, often choose their brands the same way they
choose their friends: they simply like them as people. You can think
of brand personality as the unique set of human personality traits
that are applicable to (and relevant for) brands.
The N.I.A. Brand Personality Inventory is an eccentric little tool
that synthesizes archetypal personality traits with color symbolism in
adventurous new ways, elevating the concept of brand archetypes to a
whole new dimension. (We think Freud would be proud.) The versatile
BPI develops distinctive, three-dimensional brand personalities, from
the outside in, or from the inside out. Start with one personality
trait and build out, or start with a constellation of traits and drill
down to the core.
The Brand Personality Inventory has an uncanny way of detecting
"false notes." The BPI establishes a consistent brand positioning,
cementing the impression of your brand in the prospect's mind. Cure
common brand personality disorders and resolve personality clashes.
Color and refine your brand tone -- from your brand name to your
copywriting voice, logo and color palettes.
* OFFICIAL N.I.A. SCIENTIFIC WEAPONS ">Become an N.I.A. Fingerprint
Kit(tm) owner today for $99. (NOTE: This price is guaranteed through
midnight, .)
After dispensing with the pesky financial details, you'll be
granted immediate codeword clearance to the N.I.A. Scientific Weapons
& Research Lab, where you'll find The Package.
All documents are downloadable PDF files, available 24/7.
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P/S Did we mention the N.I.A. no-risk guarantee? We're so certain
that you'll find N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit(tm) transformative (and even
fun) that we'll give you a full 8 weeks to decide if it's everything
we've promised. If you're disappointed, just let us know, and you'll
receive a 100% refund.
Learn More About Crafting A Unique Fingerprint What's the marketing
value of your brand name? How does a unique brand start? What's the
impact of brand identity on your company's bottom line? You'll find
these answers and much more in the N.I.A. Fingerprint Kit(tm) Black
Paper. (PDF, 22 pages)
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