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SHOCK REPORT EVERY
MAN AND EVERY PARENT MUST READ!
Do you know anyone aged between 14 & 34?
Yes? Then answer this question...





100 Young Men with
Testicular Cancer -
100 Young Women with
Breast Cancer -





Will More Women Die, or will More Men Die?
Click which YOU think is the Correct Answer-






More Women
Will Die


More Men
Will Die




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Answer -















More of the Men will Die
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Does that Fact shock YOU the way it did me?
Now I've got your attention, here's another Shocker:
These are American Cancer Society Cancer Statistics for 2007:






Estimated Total New Male Cancer Cases

766,860


Estimated Genital*
Male Cancer Cases
228,090




 

(*'Genital includes Prostate, Testis, Penis & other Genital)
And that means that OVER 30% of ALL Male Cancers
recorded in the USA occur in the
Prostate, the Testicles or the Penis.
(And percentage figures for other Western Countries are very similar).
Dear Friend,
YOU YOURSELF, YOUR SON OR YOUR MAN IS AT RISK -
NOW.
This is not one of those stupid, throw-away, websites with a phoney headline to try and scare you. If you're a man, if you have a male partner,
or most importantly, if you're the parent of a male child (even if he's a grown son!) you owe it to him, or to yourself,
to take just 5 minutes to read this report.
Sorry - I should introduce myself - my name is Nick Maxwell. From Scotland, originally, now living in Spain. I'm lucky enough to live on an island
in the Mediterranean, about 120 miles east of Barcelona, called Mallorca. (Pronounced 'Mah-yorca').
(This is where Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta Jones have a home, Tom Cruise too, Caprice hangs out, Claudia Schiffer... and no, not in MY street...
just thought you'd enjoy the pictures...)





Statistics in every Western country today will confirm that more young men die of 'TC', Testicular Cancer, every year,
than young women die of Breast Cancer in the same age group 14 - 34.
And the numbers are increasing, bucking the trend for other cancers.
The two main reasons are -
1) Lack of Education - women are taught from an early age to check themselves for lumps or abnormalities in their breasts - they get regular
checks, too. How much information do boys & men get?
2) Embarrassment. A huge 90%+ of men who are diagnosed with Testicular Cancer will confirm that they did NOT go to see their
Doctor the very first time they noticed 'something not right' in their balls.
And this is especially true of Teenage Boys -
who are at the Highest Level of Risk for
developing Testicular Cancer.
Please note that the following short story is true. 
Only the name of the patient has been changed.






Lee's Story
Lee was a bit of a loner at school, a little on the shy side, especially where girls were concerned. He tended to avoid getting into conversations
with girls, especially the more attractive ones as his raging hormones would usually promote a healthy erection that he would then have to
try and hide - causing him to blush uncontrollably. One of his best friends, however, was a girl, a next-door neighbour he'd known since they
were both 3, so she didn't count as a 'girl'.
He enjoyed his sports, and although a little short for the basketball team, he excelled on the football field - fast, agile and plenty
of spirit. He hung out regularly with his few friends and like the others, was pretty sharp where video games and cell phones were concerned.
In 2003, a few days shy of his 16th birthday, Lee was showering when he noticed a small, hard lump about the size of a pea inside his scrotum,
on his left testicle. He was concerned, but said nothing. He later confided to his doctor that he didn't believe it was cancer as he 'didn't
smoke, ate healthy foods and went to Church regularly'.
Over the next 2 years, his entire left testicle continued to swell until it was the size of a tennis ball. Lee withdrew into himself, and
was careful, in the showers at the school gym, to be by himself so that no-one would see the disfigurement.
One evening in the Summer of 2005 at a friend's house, Lee had a coughing fit and started to cough blood. His friend's mother called an
ambulance.
Lee was admitted to the hospital and for 4 days, they ran tests to find out the reason for what was assumed to be a problem in Lee's respiratory
system. At the end of the 4th day, Lee had struck up a friendship with a young nurse, and as she made him comfortable for the night, he began
to cry. He told the nurse about his swollen testicle. She gently persuaded Lee to let her see, and she quickly called for help.
The doctor came immediately and Lee was diagnosed with TC.
The following day he had the testicle removed and a little later, the hospital began treatment with chemo, radiotherapy and later, a bone
marrow transplant. Despite the advanced stage of his cancer, the doctors were optimistic due to his youth and strength.
Lee was discharged from hospital after just under 5 weeks and he continued to improve and regain strength, even getting back onto the football
field.
In May of 2006, Lee's condition worsened considerably and he was readmitted to hospital.
In late June, Lee's battle ended.  He passed away quietly a week short of his 19th birthday.







Lee died of his Testicular Cancer; but the reality is that
it was the embarrassment that killed him.
(Lee's story is, tragically, fairly typical. When I contacted Lee's mother to ask to tell his story, she of course said yes. But what I found
surprising is that she told people only that he died of 'cancer' - she didn't feel comfortable telling anyone it was testicular... strange).
So does this mean that if a Boy or Man gets
Testicular Cancer, he's going to die?
No.  Not if it's discovered early enough.  In fact, Testicular Cancer, when diagnoised early, has the highest cure rate - over
95%
It doesn't always end like Lee's story.  But the almost-immediate result of a positive diagnosis of TC is an 'Orchiectomy' - surgical removal
of the cancerous testicle. (Cringe factor - HIGH!)  So let me introduce you to...
'The Uniballers'
This is an exclusive club of men and boys who have lost a testicle to either Testicular Cancer or some other illness. You won't find them in
the Yellow Pages, in a clubhouse or at regular meeting anywhere near you anytime soon.
And I have 2 friends who are members - one of the reasons I put this report together.
Yet what YOU probably don't know is that there are thousands of boys and men who join this club every year.

Yes, I said THOUSANDS.
But it's almost impossible to find statistics on the number of men who 'join' the club every year - hospital statistics only record the illness
- not always the fact that some poor kid or man has had a ball removed... and an Orchiectomy is a minor procedure in medical terms, after all.
But it's nothing 'minor' in a Man or a Boy's head.
So where does this information come from?
Am I making it up? Am I just lying?
Look at this beautiful picture and prepare yourself for a shock:

We hear a lot about 'boob jobs' - those silicone implants that give lots of the top movie actresses, pole-dancers, glamour models (and some lovely
wives too!) those beautiful, bouncing breasts that we so admire...
Here's one little-known fact that will amaze you -
I KNOW it will, because it certainly amazed me:
The manufacturers of these breast implants – 'false boobs' - also manufacture testicle implants - 'false' testicles – and guess which
they sell more of?
False Balls, my friend.
Here's a scary fact - there are far more men lose a testicle, from illness or injury, every month than you would believe - an estimated
800 men lose a testicle every month in the USA alone.
So why is this not common knowledge?
Is it a cover-up?
Is it a conspiracy?
Why hasn't Larry King told us about this ???
How come I've never heard Oprah mention it ???
Think about it for a minute - it's simple and it's logical:-

A guy is not likely to tell the world he's lost one of his balls -
NO guy is going to tell the world he's lost both his balls -
The Doctor won't (and can't) tell the world about it -
And your wife or girlfriend's not likely to tell her friends, either.

Add to this the fact that most boys and men lose a testicle because of plain Lack of Knowledge - knowing how to tell when
there's 'something wrong' down there.
And don't forget that other shocking statistic – over 30% of ALL Male Cancers start in the genital area – testicle,
penis, prostate.





So where do you stand?  How much do YOU know about

these Male Problems?  What do YOU know about the things that go wrong and cause THOUSANDS of Boys and Men to lose one (or both!) of their
'Family Jewels' every year?





I was shocked at how little I knew about my two best friends, two little orbs that have given me more pleasure than anything else (ok, my old
Triumph Bonneville 650 came close) and created my two beautiful kids, Jamie and Kate.
If you're as poorly informed as I was, and you're as fond of your nuts as most of us are, then I've written a short, easy-to-follow,
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Viagra-type Drugs - why Most Men who use it DON'T need it


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Hey, let's lighten up for a minute...
 Let me tell you about my best friend, Big Dave.
He lost one of his nuts in a stupid accident.
Dave's Story
This not as sad as Lee's story - I don't want to depress you. In fact, this one turned out quite funny... because of Dave's weird
sense of humor.
Dave got a pain in his nuts. Big Macho Guy that he is, he decided to ignore it and tough it out. He grit his teeth and took some ibuprofen.
After a couple of days, when it was getting worse, he went to see the Doc. The Doctor sent him straight to the emergency room and he was admitted
immediately.
Next day, when he got out of hospital, he had one LESS testicle
than when he went in. Because of a soccer ball.
Who's Big Dave?  He's your regular 'Joe Average' – decent home, wife and two kids, good job, nice car, Harley
to tinker with at the weekend...
One Sunday, we were playing a friendly game of Five-a-Side soccer in the park. He got right in front of the goal when the local David Beckham
wannabe cannoned the ball straight at the goalmouth like a missile from an F-16.
Dave threw a leg at where he expected this howitzer shot to go. But the ball curved and went where Dave didn't expect it to go. Guess what
stopped the ball dead?
Yep, you're right. The ball was stopped dead.
By his balls.
I was on the sidelines, waiting to get on for a kick-about and I heard the THWAKKKKK!!! as the football went from 60mph to zero in a
half a nanosecond.
Dave’s the Macho Type, though... looked around as if nothing had happened. For about, oh, as long as it takes to switch on a light. Then –
yes, you've seen it before - he slowly crumpled to his knees with a loud groan and held onto his achin' acorns like his hands were frozen stiff
and he was trying to warm them up.
(Kinda reminded me of William Shatner as our beloved 'Captain Kirk', when some mean, nasty Alien zapped him with a
'disruptor ray'....)
The game stopped as the guys strolled over, some laughing, every single one of us commiserating - but everyone knowing just how painful it
was.
And we all knew, too, that the pain would wear off in a few minutes and he'd be fine, so we clapped him on the back and offered valuable advice
like “Glad that wasn't me!” and “Good Save, Dave!” or “Hang onto those Babies...”  and even “Fastest Vasectomy I've
ever seen!” - you know, the usual man-to-man B.S.
Dave put a brave face on and finished the game, but what he didn't tell anybody was that although the pain subsided at the time... it came
back... so Big Dave popped painkillers and told himself it'd go away.
He was right. One of his nuts did ‘go away’.
Nope, as we had a beer in the bar after that game, none of us knew was that just a few days later, Big Dave would be... firing on just one
cylinder. Walking like John Wayne. Singing like Celine Dion.  (Okay, I'm exaggerating here...)
Anyway, a couple of days later Dave's wife called me to say that he's been admitted to the hospital and was due for surgery after visiting
the emergency department. She was worried, of course, but she didn't tell me exactly what was wrong.
Naturally, I headed over there right away. Dave was in the recovery room with his old lady; he looked kinda pale, and he was doped up too,
to kill the pain. Nevertheless, he told me that he'd just had his left testicle removed.
I was astonished! "What?" I asked, "what happened to it?" I said, immediately realising what a stupid question it was. It was only then that
Dave told me that the pain in his sac had come back, Big Time, a few hours after he got hit by the ball - and the doctors had told him that if
he'd had it attended to right after the accident – and that's all it was, a stupid, everyday accident – they could have saved his
left testicle.
Because he'd done nothing, it was 'bye-bye baby' – luckily not 'babies'. Big Dave didn't complain or try to blame anybody but himself... 
“How are you supposed to know?” was his only comment.
On the way home, I couldn't get Dave's words out of my head.  “How are you supposed to know?”
“How ARE you supposed to know?”
At some point in their lives, all men will experience The Big Pain the area of their Testicles. Whether it was...
... that time you got 'kicked in the nuts' in a fight, or in the gym, or at your Martial Arts
Class...

...or that time you jumped your motorcycle and landed on the tank...

...or when the chain came off your bicycle and your cojones hit the
crossbar...

...or when your foot slipped when you were climbing over a fence...
Did it hurt? Yes.
But did you EVER imagine you might lose one?
And I thought about it.... What you cannot deny is that every, single day, some poor guy gets kicked, punched, whacked or grabbed in the balls
– and it happens thousands of times a day all over the world when some poor guy least expects it.
I wondered how many ended up like my friend? It's not as if you're going to read it in the paper, or brag to your friends about it – so
nobody really knows.
Anyway, Big Dave lost one of his balls because he didn't know the signs to look for... but the Doctors have assured him that he'll function
perfectly with the one he's got left. (Or 'right', in his case... Sorry Dave...)
What's the uplifting part of Big Dave's story? He was offered a silicone implant and he accepted. But Dave being Dave, he asked if he could
have one with a bell inside "so that the wife can hear when I'm coming..."
He also told all the guys that he was firing on one cylinder, and as a big Star Wars fan, he also told the guys that henceforth, he
wanted to be known as 'Only One Kenobe'.
To repeat Big Dave's question...
How are you supposed to know?
And in general, when a guys loses a testicle, he can get by just fine with one. Small consolation when you've always had TWO, though...





Then there's a decrease in production of that all-important
Testosterone, the hormone that makes a Man a Man





In Big Dave's case, he'd developed a medical condition brought on by the ball crushing his privates that ended up in one of them 'dying on
the vine', and it had to be surgically removed.
Or when you get a 'kick in the nuts' and you get the same problem as Big Dave... How are you supposed to know?
When you get an infection or a sexually transmitted infection in your balls... How are you supposed to know?
So if us guys are too macho to go and ask the doctor... How are you supposed to know?
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters???
I mean, why isn’t there a ‘Workshop Manual’ you can flick through?
Like when you buy a car or the latest gadget,
and you need to know how it works, or how to fix it?






Well, NOW there IS -
For less than the price of an inexpensive meal
with your Lady





By a series of strange coincidences, I met a Man on a Mission. His name is Dumitru Fabian. (Everybody calls him by his surname, Fabian,
because nobody can say 'Dumitru').  Fabian was a trainer to many of Romania's Top Gun Athletes and Olympic Sports Stars.
He came out of Romania in the early 1980's as a Political Refugee, and brought with him files full of Top Secret, Soviet Training Manuals that
had been compiled by the Coaches of their Olympians.
So what's the link here?
The Soviets had, for years, specialized in turning their Olympians into Super-Athletes by natural stimulation of the Human Body to produce
a hormone known as 'The King of The Hormones' - Testosterone.
And this Testosterone boost is one of the main reasons that we still see tiny, Eastern European Countries like Romania, Latvia, Bulgaria and
other Someplace-ia's  taking the gold in the Olympics.
And where is most of the Testosterone produced in the Human Body?
The Testicles.
So Fabian's home country, Romania, and all the old Soviet countries simply taught their Male athletes how to stimulate the production
of Testosterone by Looking after their Testicles.
Dumitru spent virtually his whole working life studying the Male Condition and collected more data on Testicles than Bill Gates collects dollars.
My friend, let me cut to the chase.
Working over a period of two years, I have worked alongside my friend Fabian to simplify and edit down into Man-to-Man, everyday language over
25 years of his study and knowledge of the Male Reproductive System to create the world's first Testicular Care
Manual© - the ESSENTIAL Guide to those two little orbs that produce the very spark of human life on Earth.
The World's First and Only Testicular Care Manual©
is simply the Newest, Simplest and Most Complete Guide
to those Male Organs that...

CANNOT be replaced with working imitations...
WILL NOT grow back once you've lost them and...
CANNOT be transplanted from a donor...





"For the First Time, here is a simply-written Manual that removes the ridiculous veil of
mystery and embarrassment about the Testicles, the Penis, the entire Male Reproductive system.  It makes it easy to talk about.
"This Manual will allow Fathers
(and Mothers) to talk to their Sons about any worries they may have, to avoid male problems - and to RAISE THE AWARENESS of the Nº1 Killer
Cancer in Boys and Young Men in the 21st Century.
It's a good read, too".
Health Professional name withheld by request, 2007





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IMPROVE your Sexual Performance...
BOOST your Testosterone Levels...
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INCREASE your Semen Production...
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VASECTOMY – to Snip or Not to Snip...
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STUFF THAT GOES WRONG in the Testicles, Penis & Prostate...
When to Talk to your DOCTOR...
When to call an AMBULANCE...

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Lifestyle Changes to IMPROVE your Health, Humor & Well Being...
Ways to increase you FERTILITY & start a family...

Your
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The Long-Lost TRUTHS about Masturbation...
The FACTS about the MALE MENOPAUSE...
The Testicular Cancer 'CELEBRITY HALL OF FAME'...
 and a Lot More.

The Brand New 2008 Testicular Care Manual© is illustrated throughout
and runs to over 190 pages, complete with quick reference section.
You're thinking, How much will all this cost, Nick?
Ask yourself a question, right now, in your head...
How much do you spend, EVERY YEAR, on stuff like...




Subscriptions to TV channels?
$600 ?


Newspapers,  Men's or Hobby Magazines?
$750 ?


DVD's or Video Games?
$1000 ?


Take-away foods, burgers, pizza etc?
$1500 ?


Eating out?
$2000 ?


Car Payments?
 $WOW !?!




How much would you spend on just ONE Special Night Out with the lady in your life... cocktail, nice meal, bottle of wine? Maybe even a babysitter...
                                                      
 $100 ???
Your own, Personal Copy of the Power-Packed 2008 Testicular Care Manual© , over 190 informative pages and pictures
that will help you BOOST your Sex Drive, Energy Levels, Fertility,
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And here's something else...
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you also qualify for Premium Updates of Future Versions of the Testicular Care Manual© PROVIDED
you update me if you change your email address.
And OOPS, there's one more thing I forgot to say...
There's a No Questions Asked Guarantee.






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In fact, if you're not completely happy for any reason at all,
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The Prostate & Prostate Cancer - What it is - Where it is - How to excercise it - Signs that
indicate problems - Prostate & 'Waterworks' problems etc...


Masturbation - The Long-Lost Truth about one of the most misunderstood of Human Sexual Practices
- The Health Benefits - Myths about Masturbation etc...


Anabolic Steroids - The Shocking Truth - Real Life Forum - the Wrongs & the Rights - 'Roid Rage
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 Testicular Humor - Male Jokes, Cartoons and Not Very Politically Correct...


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Remember young Lee's story? And Big Dave's? Believe me when I tell
you that I am SURE Lee would still be with us today if this Manual had been available... And Big Dave would still have had BOTH his balls.





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Thank you!

Nick Maxwell
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