If you suffer from Heartburn, Acid Reflux, G.E.R.D. or Indigestion, this will be the most important page you will ever read…
“Discover Exactly How An Overweight 53 Year Old Extinguished The Raging Volcano Inside His Chest After 15 Years… Whilst Drinking Beer, Smoking, Eating Potato Chips And Cheering A Cubs Game…”
For over 15 years Jack Baskall lived with the constant pain of severe acid reflux, which on occasion was so bad he describes as feeling like a volcano erupting inside his chest. After an unintentional breakthrough one day whilst watching a Cubs game, jack delved deeply into researching and testing, uncovering all there is to know about heartburn – and all there is to know about curing it… and… he’s going to reveal to you his astounding secrets…
From: The La-Z-Boy Recliner of Jack Baskall, Chicago, Illinois
Date: August 17, 2007
Dear Friend,
Although we have never met, I believe we both share a problem which is too close to our hearts – heartburn. Call it what you want, acid reflux, heartburn, G.E.R.D. it’s all the same – an awful and recurring pain which is a massive burden upon ones life.
For over 15 years I lived with this diabolical condition, almost every day. Some days were worse than others, naturally, but it was always there burning away inside my chest like an inferno.
I have to admit, I have never lived a healthy lifestyle, and I’ve never even attempted to. I drink, smoke, eat junk food by the ton and I’m pretty overweight. With this in mind, there’s probably no shortage of reasons behind my previous heartburn problems.
But, being stubborn, rather than opt for a lifestyle change, I guess I just decided to continue as I was and live with the pain, until I accidentally discovered something which enabled me to…
Drink, Smoke, Eat Junk Food By The Ton And Still Remain Heartburn Free…
And this is the power of what I discovered, much to my wife Jayne’s displeasure!
Here is how my journey began:
I’m a Cubs fanatic, and when I watch a Cubs game, I have a ritual. I have Doritos, Hot Salsa, Beer, and my cigarettes. I scream and holler at the TV throughout the game whilst smoking, drinking and feasting. And let me tell you, there was never a better recipe for heartburn than this. But, I was a stubborn fool and I refused to give it up for the simple reason that I enjoyed it – just not the heartburn afterwards…
Anyway, one day, to my absolute horror I realized I hadn’t any Hot Salsa for my Doritos – nor anything else which could’ve traditionally substituted for a dip. Being the greedy slob that I am, rather than admit defeat, I decided to eat my Doritos with something completely different... and boy, my heartburn barely troubled me at all.
And probably the best part for me was – this incredible heartburn soothing food is not only delicious, but it's cheap as chips, which really appealed to my ‘conservative’ nature.
This is something which no other sane person would’ve thought to use as a Doritos dip, but the game was about to start and I was desperate. Now, I’m not saying that you have to use this strange concoction with Doritos – it really doesn’t go – but it is a perfectly tasty, healthy and natural food source.
I will later reveal to you what this little secret heartburn-fighting gem is... but I’ll give you a hint…
It’s delicious… It’s very, very good for you… You can eat as much as you like or as little as a teaspoon… It goes with many types of foods (but not really Doritos!)… You probably have some in your kitchen cupboard right now…
Of course, I don’t advocate for a second living unhealthily the way I do, but hell, I’m getting old now and old habits die hard… I’m happy with how my life is, particularly now my heartburn has gone and it really was a revelation for me to know that I didn’t have to give up the things I enjoyed in life in order to cure my heartburn…
Which for you also means…
You don’t have to quit drinking… You don’t have to quit smoking… You can continue eating whatever you like…
…and still eradicate your heartburn.
I Was So Pleased With My Instant Results I Did The Unthinkable...
I got off my lazy behind and started researching heartburn... I began sifting through many obscure medical journals to find out all I could about heartburn, and discovered some amazing facts and information crucial to curing heartburn.
Just a few examples of these facts and information are…
Heartburn is perfectly curable in over 97% of people without surgery… How, in rare cases, peptic ulcers may be responsible for heartburn, and what you can do to begin treating them… How – again in rare cases – allergies may be responsible for your heartburn, and precisely what to do to quickly diagnose your allergy… Heartburn isn’t always caused by acid reflux… The tiny signal your body gives out to you which tells you whether or not acid reflux is responsible for your heartburn… You needn’t spend a penny on costly off-the-shelf remedies… The deadly illnesses which can result from untreated heartburn… Gastro Esophagal Reflux Disease (G.E.R.D.) despite it’s name, is not a disease at all… How the body’s chemistry can often go ‘out of whack’ and cause heartburn, and what you can do to quickly re-balance things and eradicate heartburn… The root causes of all cases of heartburn, and how to deal with them… The aggravating causes of all cases of heartburn, and how to deal with them… The foods and beverages which aggravate and cause heartburn, and the ones which sooth and cure it… The simple thing you can do, at no extra cost, which allows you to eat anything you want – even aggravating foods – without causing a heartburn flare up… A simple method taking only seconds which effectively soothes heartburn completely and instantly no matter how bad it is… The methods and remedies to promote rapid healing of the esophagus…
With the system I soon developed, what all of this amounted to is…
No matter the root cause of your heartburn, you can cure it at home, right now, very quickly and remain heartburn free forever…
And yes, I’m going to show you exactly how I successfully cured myself, and ever-growing numbers of others with this simple yet amazingly effective system.
In fact, I later discovered while researching through obscure library books that my makeshift Doritos dip has been used for millennia as a heartburn cure – talk about freak luck!
After a great deal of research and testing, what I developed wasn’t simply a cure. It was a system. In order to cure heartburn, a few specific things must be done in a very specific order – and this is why this system is so powerful and effective and has such an astounding success rate. Not one person hasn’t experienced tremendous results almost instantly…
If this system can cure my heartburn after 15 years whilst living the way I do, you have absolutely nothing to worry about.
I must tell you, if you have recurring heartburn problems, it is absolutely vital to your health that you…
Get Rid Of Heartburn ASAP Or Risk Esophagus Cancer
This scared the hell out of me when I heard it, but it’s absolutely true. In fact, people who suffer from heartburn even just once a week are a staggering 8 times more likely to develop esophagus cancer than those who don’t… and here’s why…
When your tissues are damaged, they re-grow and repair. Sometimes during this process, mutations within the tissue cells can occur, and one such mutation could be cancer. So imagine your esophagus tissues which are constantly been damaged by heartburn and forced to repair – you are literally playing Russian roulette with cancer…
Right Now, Your Esophagus Is Probably Raw, Bleeding, Open To Infection And Disease
Therefore it is imperative that you begin to heal it as quickly as possible and prevent the wounds from opening up again… which is precisely what my system is designed to do. However, in order to do this, you must know what is causing or aggravating your heartburn to begin with…
Heartburn can be caused or aggravated by…
Drugs and Medicines Pesticides Food Drink Peptic Ulcers Allergies Incorrect pH Balance Within The Body
And it only takes just one of these factors to aggravate heartburn severely. Now, imagine how many variables fall within each of the aforementioned categories… it seems a little hopeless that left to your own devices you’ll determine the cause. In fact, I’d say almost impossible…
Luckily For You My System Is Designed In Such A Way That All Of The Potential Heartburn Causes Are Eliminated As Suspects In A Fast And Methodical Manner
The aggravating factors are narrowed down until the one(s) causing the most discomfort are determined and can be dealt with. Determining the aggravating factors and dealing with them is crucial, and will greatly speed up the healing process of your esophagus.
More often than not, heartburn is a multitude of problems which are very, very difficult to figure and cure – however, my system makes this task easy and highly effective like no other heartburn cure information package I have ever seen before…
If you follow my instruction, you should be…
Heartburn Free Within Days…
This may sound like a bold claim, particularly to those of you who have been unfortunate enough to suffer for a long time, but let me assure you, it’s rather simple.
I don’t know the severity or frequency of your heartburn problem, but I myself suffered from severe heartburn for around 15 years on a daily basis to some degree or other… and when I put all of the pieces of the jigsaw together and followed my own system, I was completely heartburn free within 10 days and have been ever since…
And nowadays…
I never experience any pain whilst swallowing… I never experience any pain after eating… I can eat and drink whatever I like, even if it used to ignite hell fire in my chest previously… My wife can’t suggest smoking is what’s causing my heartburn and nag me to quit – because I don’t suffer from heartburn anymore…
You see…
The Key To Curing Heartburn Is…
Determining the underlying cause(s)… Determining the aggravating factors… Tackling the aggravating factors… Tackling the underlying causes… Promoting healing within the esophagus…
And without guidance, and a hell of a lot of research, you will find this very tough indeed… so it's just as well I've taken the liberty for you…
Let me ask you… have you had much success in curing your heartburn so far? I didn’t think so. But with my instruction, you will be taken through it step by step and cure your heartburn very quickly…
Now listen to this…
The way I abused – and continue to abuse – my body I probably deserved to get heartburn. However, not all people who experience heartburn are greedy, unhealthy slobs like me. In fact, I was shocked to discover the amount of people who have told me they have actively tried to cure their heartburn for years… and failed… until they tried what I suggested.
I do feel a little guilty for this, and my consolation is that I’ve done something good for heartburn sufferers by putting this site online.
In fact, out of some of the very many emails I receive, I’ve chosen a few so you can see…
What Others Say
“Hey Buddy, I’m a smoker and drinker just like you and I didn’t want to give it up either – and thanks to your advice I didn’t have to!”
– Pete Darnell, Connecticut
“I loved your guide, I was amazed it was so simple to cure my heartburn, I really thought I’d tried everything before. Thank you for creating it.”
– Jess Fallon, Delaware
“Hey Jack it worked great, man. Since implementing your instructions I felt better and better each day until around day 5 when I didn’t experience heartburn at all. I’m pretty astounded…”
– Connor Smith
“With the help of your book I found out what was causing my heartburn and within a few days I’d done as you recommended to counteract it and I’m feeling great. No flare-ups since!”
– Ashley Madson
These are just some of the people whose lives have been changed by this amazing package. And I should tell you something else…
You Can Try This Package Yourself For 8 Weeks With A Full Money Back Guarantee If You Are Dissatisfied In Any Way…
And because of advertising costs, should you get a refund this means I lose money. That is how confident I am that you will be satisfied and that this package will cure your heartburn problems… and help you to stay heartburn free… for life.
You have absolutely nothing to lose, and I have to say… you’d be absolutely insane to pass up on an offer and guarantee like this… all you have to lose is your misery and suffering – isn’t that precisely what you want?
The best part is, this information comes downloadable INSTANTLY, so you can begin putting into practice these easy and life-changing methods right away… you’ve waited long enough, and you deserve this chance right now – don’t let heartburn ruin your life for another minute…
This package comes in electronic PDF format, which is compatible with both PC and Mac. PDF documents can either be read on-screen or printed by using a fantastic and free tool called Adobe Acrobat, which is free and can be downloaded [here](http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep2.html).
P.S. You may even already have this application installed, but if not, go right ahead and download it for free at the above link.
Okay, I think I’ve talked and kept you waiting long enough now. I'd like to thank you for taking the time to read and discover this amazing solution to your heartburn problems. It is the best thing you could have possibly done today, if not ever…
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I also have one final treat for you…
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Here's to hell with heartburn,
Jack Baskall
P.S. Your heartburn woes can end here, today. I'm sure having heartburn has blighted your life long enough now, you owe it to yourself to try it out for yourself. You have absolutely nothing to lose but your heartburn…
P.P.S. Remember, the reduced price of $29.97 is only available until October 31, 2007. After this time my internet wizard nephew is going to be doing some price testing at $49.97 - of which he's convinced my package will sell well for - and who am I to question him? So, if you wish to take advantage of this super low price while it is still available (ends October 31, 2007), I urge you not to wait a second longer!
P.P.P.S. Remember, you are also protected by a 100% money back guarantee. If within 8 weeks you are not satisfied, you can have every penny back, period.
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