Poker Squatting Secrets
At the poker table, are you trying to "play nice"
or
are you trying to win? I say...
Screw the Poker Purists!
This Simple Online
Poker Strategy Works And It's 100% LEGAL...
WARNING: You will be called S#1+We@sel, D14TBAG (and
much worse) if you play this hated poker strategy at the table...but you'll be pulling in all the big pots!
Lock the door, take a seat and keep reading to discover...
The insanely effective (yet highly controversial) technique that makes the "poker purists"
furious!
How to finish "in the money" consistently
even barely know how to play poker...
What to do when you catch someone else at your table
playing the same strategy you're about to discover, and...
4 ways to turn your new skill into cold, hard, spendable CASH...
Dear friend,
My friends laugh their asses off when I play online poker...
Why? Because the insults other players at the table send
my way are downright hilarious. I've been the victim of more
creative insults than Vanilla Ice, Britney Spears and Tori
Spelling combined. And it doesn't bother me one bit...
I never do anything but laugh and build my chip stack. What
do I care? This poker strategy they hate
so much is 100% legal, 100% ethical, and not too much different
than playing "by the book" poker.
(Except you can master this technique in 30 minutes instead
of months or years.)
The fact is, my competition isn't upset with me for "cheating..."
...They're Upset Because I'm
Raking In Huge Pots Instead Of Them!
Nothing gets an old-time poker purist red with anger more
than consistently getting busted by a new player who hasn't
learned to "play by the book."
It makes them feel like they've wasted YEARS playing the
"right way" only to see it backfire in their face...with some young, cocky player delivering the bad news.
Because these old-timers do a lot of trash talking about
this particular online poker strategy, it's gained a bad reputation.
But the reason they're so mad is because it works!
Who's gonna feel bad about playing winning poker? NOT ME!
Here's the complete low-down on this controversial strategy:
You're not screwing anyone, just pissing off the
poker purists. It's 100% legal and 100% ethical...
You can build a huge play money bankroll which can
then turn it into a good-sized cash bankroll, so you
never have to gamble a dime of your own money... (Yes, I'll tell you how this
can be done...)
Without a doubt, this is the fastest way
to build a huge "play money" bankroll... (The best play
money poker tables require you to have a TON of chips
to sit down, and I'll show you how to build that chip stack in no time...)
It works dynamite! (I walk you through the system
using screenshots from my REAL online poker games,
proving it works...)
This is literally the perfect system if you want
to start playing poker online, but don't want to lose the
shirt off your back doing it. That's what I did...
...I Mastered Online Poker Without Ever
Risking a Dime From My Pocket!
See, if you're like I was, you'd like to perfect online poker
without having to dig into your bank account or credit cards
to find funds. That's exactly what this strategy allows you to do!
You'll never have to risk a dime of your own cash the
way other suckers do. (In fact, you can start playing for
FREE. I'll show you where.)
I sit down at play money tables and consistently finish in
the top 3... even when other players are hounding me because
I "don't know how to play."
They're wrong. It only took me 30 minutes to get good enough
at this strategy to start winning from day one. And that's
allowed me to collect a HUGE amount of chips which became
insanely fun to put to good use.
(When you've got a huge stack, the play money games are just
as competitive or more so than the real money games, because
only the real players can afford to play. With this strategy,
you'll be able to afford the big games no problem.)
Because this system has been so successful for me, I decided
to start sharing it with friends. Now they're hooked... and
I'm not the only being called a s#(twe@sel!
We're taking online poker rooms by storm. And that leaves
one question for everyone else...
Who Else Wants This
Dynamite Poker Strategy?
I'll be honest. I love this strategy, and I REALLY LOVE pissing off the "poker purists".
So, to bring more people over to the "Dark Side", I've developed a special
report detailing this incredible strategy. I call it "Poker Squatting Secrets"...and you'll understand why when you read the report.
I don't want to let the cat out of the bag right now, but let's just say it's possible to pile up A LOT of chips without ever playing a single hand. Confused? Don't worry...all will be revealed in the report.
I'll even show you real screenshots
taken during LIVE poker games where me and my friends use the "Poker Squatting"
strategy to bust the whole table.
"Poker Squatting Secrets" is 100% downloadable,
so you can be reading it in minutes from now. And you'd be
crazy not too, because...
In 30-Minutes Time You'll Discover...
Why this strategy is not only legal, but also completely
ethical...despite what words other players might
use to describe you!
The only time pocket AA's and KK's absolutely SUCK!
3 of the only poker sites still accepting American
players. (If you're in the U.S. you NEED TO HAVE THIS LIST. It's not an option...)
15 essential poker terms for beginners. (If you don't want to look like a newbie and totally embarrass yourself in front of everyone, you need to know these terms...)
A simple trick for letting your opponents knock each
other out...
Why you NEVER NEED TO FEAR the "big
stacks" when Poker Squatting.
The secret to building a HUGE play money bankroll
which can lead to playing cash games for free.
A step-by-step walk through of this simple strategy
in action...including screenshots of actual online
poker games.
The biggest mistake players make that keep them from
winning...
How to avoid bad beats and getting outdrawn...
The ONLY time it's OK to deviate from this strategy...
The play money games that bring the same quality
of action as real money games, so you can increase
your skills without increasing your risk...
4 ways you may turn your new poker skills into cold, hard cash...
It's easy to breeze through this special report in
one half hour sitting, and just reading it once will give you
the skills necessary to sit down and play for the first time. But you might want to read it a couple times, practice what
you read...
...And Then Begin Turning
Your New Skill Into Cash!
While you're being threatened and cursed at, you're going
to be piling up a HUGE chip stack. (Not to mention boosting
your poker-playing skills at the same time, even though it only took
you 30 minutes to get good at the system.)
The level of play at the highest play money tables is top
notch. You'll boost your game a lot without risking a dime.
But it's also a way to take your huge play money bankroll and possibly build a nice cash bankroll.
I don't want to
guarantee you'll make cash because I don't know you. For all
I know you can't tie your shoes while chewing gum. Maybe you
can't do it, but...
...there are 4 methods I'm using RIGHT NOW to make REAL CASH
with "poker squatting" on play-money tournaments. I'll reveal all of them in detail inside
the special report, but what the heck...I'll go ahead and reveal just one of them right now:
Some online poker sites let you turn in your play money as
an entry fee to their real money tournaments. The "bad news", however, is you've got
to have a fortune in play money to do it...
Do you see where this is going?
Poker Squatting is HOW
you get that huge play money bankroll. It's simple, it's guaranteed
and my special report will explain everything...
If you're sick and tired of LOSING every online poker tournament you enter, or if you've always wanted to play online poker but you've never had the confidence...now is your chance. That's because...
...Poker Squatting Allows You To:
Start playing poker online for free...and be winning
in less than one hour.
P(s$ off the poker purists who rage when you consistently
outlast them. (And a fair warning, they will call
you nasty names you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.)
Boost your poker skills without spending years reading
poker books and playing in casinos like the dinosaurs
did. (You'll speed through the special report in 30
minutes).
Build a HUGE play money bankroll to let you get in
to the big games (where the real poker is) AND possibly
enter real money tournaments. Both without risking
a dime of your own money...
This is a No Lose, No Risk Strategy...
Seriously, if you follow my advice, you'll never risk a dime of your own money and you'll place in the Top 3 of every tournament that you enter at least 85% of the time. If that's something that would interest you, then I want to see your
request for my "Poker Squatting Secrets" report fly into my
Inbox ASAP.
Once inside the report, you'll find detailed instructions (including
screenshots) on how to...
Outwit the poker purists and mathematical types (even
as a beginner...)
Consistently find yourself finishing in the top 3
of play money sit 'n' go's...
Counter other poker players who use the Poker Squatting
strategy...
Profit from Poker Squatting using my 4 "top secret" methods...
without risking a dime!
But There Is Just One "Catch"...
The Poker Squatting community is an exclusive and very secretive group, so this
special report is NOT free. Far from it...
You see, unlike other "basic strategies", the effectivenes of this strategy WILL DECLINE if too many people get their hands on it, so I've actually considered charging as much as $495 for this one report just to keep the group small. In fact, many of my "Poker Squatting" buddies are pissed off at me for breaking my silence and going public with this insanely effective strategy.
It's sort of like a magician revealing all their best tricks!
Oh well...they can suck it!
The way I see it, I can easily let 500 people in on this secret without diminishing its effectiveness. Not only are there hundreds of poker sites all over the Internet, each one of those sites has multiple tournaments going at any one time. So with only 500 trained "Poker Squatters" out there, the chance that we would run across one another is slim.
Still, I will be watching the poker rooms closely (as will other members of my team), and if we notice an influx of poker squatters I WILL shut this site down. Make no mistake about it: I still make more money DOING this strategy then I do TEACHING it, so I'm not about to kill my "cash cow" just to make a quick buck. With that in mind...
I Suggest Acting Now...
Right now, I rarely see other people using this strategy
at the table. There are ways to handle them (and I share how
in the report). But if EVERYONE is using this strategy, it's
not going to work.
There's two ways for me to counteract this:
One, stop selling the report (which would mean you'd be out
of luck). Or raise the price to $495.00. (And I bet you don't
want that either.)
So don't wait!!! If you act right now your investment is small.
In fact, I'm giving a 90% discount to the first 250 Charter Members who get this report, so you can have access to this amazingly effective online poker system for only $99.95 $49.95. (Just enter "early_bird" in the promo code box below to receive the instant discount.)
Again, that's 90% off the standard price, and $50 off what everyone else will have to pay once the 250the copy is sold. (When that happens the price WILL jump to $99.95.)
And best of all, you'll be one of the select few Poker Squatting at the
tables...taking out the mathematical players and poker purists
(and they get furious, it's great!)
But that's not all...
You've Got To Love This System Or Else...
When you invest in this system, it's 100% risk free. You see,
I've seen this system first hand. I know it works because
it works for me. But I want YOU to feel the same sense of
security I do.
So get "Poker Squatting Secrets" now and take
a look. It will only take you 30 minutes to go through...
then you'll be ready to start playing. But if you want, read
it again just to make sure you have a firm grasp of this powerful system.
Either way, I want you to be ecstatic about this system.
I want you to be racing to the nearest poker site as soon
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If you're not immediately jumping for
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If the
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Best regards,
Nathan Neal
Creator, Traffic Broker University™
P.S.
If you want to build your REAL MONEY bank roll
without risking a dime, then this special report is for you...
No cash is guaranteed, but I do guarantee you won't lose
any cash playing (as long as you follow my methods). The Poker Squatting system lets you learn
the ropes of the game while building up a HUGE play money
bankroll. The high-roller play money games is where the fun
poker action is at, and this is the fastest way to build a
chip stack large enough to play.
And remember, I also reveal how to use your huge play money bankroll to enter real money tournaments for FREE. And when that happens, "play money" can turn into REAL MONEY very quickly. Ask me how I know... :o)
P.P.S.
This special report will ONLY be available to
a small group of people. To keep it from getting around, we'll
either stop selling it or increase the price drastically.
You need to take action now if you want to get in on this
dynamite poker strategy.
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