I am a Real Guy
and
This is a True Story
Hello, Friend.
Thanks for stopping by. I think you’ll be glad you did!
My name’s Dave and I’ve got a SECRET that I’m dying to share! It’s a REVOLUTIONARY NEW "HACK" that I discovered entirely by accident, and it has CHANGED MY LIFE! But before I tell you about that, I need to chat with you for just a few minutes, just to give you a little background so you can understand where I’m coming from and how I got here.
HISTORY:
To start with I like to think of myself as just your “average, run-of-the-mill” guy. I grew up in southern suburbia, graduated from public High School, did some time in the military, and later specialized in construction. As a kid growing up in Georgia I ran with the boys, chased after the girls, partied with a cool crowd and never really gave any real thought to the actual SIZE of my penis. But, let’s face it, I’m a really skinny guy, always have been. No matter how much I eat, no matter how much I work out, I’ve just never been able to gain any real mass. Of course I’ve always been self-conscious about this but over the years I’ve reluctantly learned to simply accept it as just one of the many obstacles life throws at us that must somehow be overcome. So, underneath all the “average” stuff there’s a HUGE underlying problem; the OTHER secret that I’ve never wanted to share with anyone, until now! Because of what I’ve discovered, which is the SECRET THAT I’M DYING TO SHARE, I have no problem at all with sharing the other SECRET THAT I’VE BEEN RUNNING FROM ALL MY LIFE.
ARMAGEDDON:
Have you ever heard the phrase “like throwing a hot dog down a hallway”? Well, I HAVE, and it strikes a sour chord with me every time I hear it. Why? Because it hits too close to home. Being “skinny” is bad enough, but even worse is the way it translates to my penis size. Obviously, no part of me was spared from the skinny curse! As a result, despite being an “average” guy with a “Normal” youth, my life took a dreadful turn when I was just 16 years old. I was attending High School and a girl I was pursuing finally asked me to show her “THE GOODS”. I was elated! I thought to myself “this is it, finally”! And, without hesitation I unzipped my pants and presented myself to the girl that I thought was about to be my very first conquest! That was the moment that changed my life. With eyes dripping lust, she leaned forward for a closer look, and then she burst out laughing and walked away, forever!
I was devastated, shocked, embarrassed, confused and heartbroken, all at once, and all in the blink of an eye. For me it was the WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. But, as it turned out, that wasn’t the worst day of my life at all. In fact, the worst day of my life didn’t happen until the very next day, at school. Even though I had felt like this girl was my friend, it turned out she wasn’t a very good friend at all. She started telling everyone about what had happened, and every time I made eye contact with her she would hold up her pinky finger and burst out laughing, in front of everyone. She went out of her way to publicly humiliate me every chance she got. This went on for basically the remaining 2 years of High School. Needless to say it had devastating effects on my life going forward. I never had a girlfriend again for the remainder of my High School life. By the time I graduated all I wanted to do was run, so I joined the military fresh out of High School, left the country, and never went back to Georgia again.
AFTERMATH:
Even though I physically left that part of my life behind, it has remained with me psychologically ever since. I’ve had to cope with a tremendous level of self-doubt, low self-esteem, and a cripplingly low confidence level. It has negatively impacted my social life, my career goals, my professional success, and worst of all, I became so socially awkward that I couldn’t carry on a normal conversation with any female without fear of her laughing at me, as that past horrible experience played over and over in my head as we spoke. Despite all that I eventually managed to find the woman who was right for me, and I have done my best to bury all those past negative experiences the best I could.
SALVATION:
I mentioned that I specialized in construction after the military, right? Well I don’t know if you have ever spent much time on construction sites but I have. One thing I can say for sure is that the guys on most sites do their best to enjoy their time on-site and to make the best of the situation. Accordingly, the conversation can get pretty interesting, and extremely GRAPHIC at times. One day, out of the blue, one of my coworkers began telling us all about his new girlfriend. She sounded hot (of course!) but it didn’t end with him just telling us about her. He went on to tell stories about their sexual escapades. To all of our surprise, he confessed that he was having a hard time satisfying her. Then he told us about what he was trying to do to fix that problem. He told us he had bought a “Penis Pump” off the internet. We all laughed and had a pretty good time with that one over the next few weeks. Even so, he didn’t seem too bothered by the kidding and continued to update us on his new relationship. One day I just asked him point blank, “so, how’s that Penis Pump thing working out for ya”? He just laughed and said something to the effect of “ah, man, those things are a load of "BS". It didn’t work at all. It broke the third time I tried to use it”. We both had a good chuckle and that was pretty much the end of that joke….OK, who’s next?
After that I didn’t give it much thought, until a few days later. Suddenly, I became overwhelmed with the urge to find out just what this whole Penis Pump thing was about. I had heard of those things for years but hadn’t ever given it much real thought. I eventually let my curiosity get the best of me and I ordered one on the internet, in the name of science, of course. A few days later it arrived. I anxiously opened the box, and then the packaging, and then inspected it ever so closely. Too be honest, it seemed pretty flimsy to me from the get go. Even so, I couldn’t wait to test it. I followed all the instructions to the letter. The first problem I had was that I couldn’t get a good seal around the base, so I couldn’t get any suction. Eventually I learned that by rubbing some oil around the mouth of the pump I could finally get a little suction to start. Unfortunately, no matter what I tried it just didn’t seem to be performing the way those things are advertised. Over the next couple of days I tried to get this thing to work, and sure enough, on about the 4th time I tried to use it the silicone seal around the mouth of the pump split. Oh well, so much for that idea. Either the design was flawed or the whole concept really was "BS". My buddie was right; a complete farce, and a total waste of 50 bucks!
Even still, something in the back of my head kept nagging me. I tried to get it out of my head because it was forcing me to relive things that I really didn’t want to, but for some reason it just kept coming back up in my mind.
One day, as I sat comfortably at the controls of the excavator I was running it suddenly hit me. It was clear as a bell. I knew at that moment what the problem was. Better yet, I figured I knew how to fix it. I couldn’t wait to get home and get started! And that was the day that changed my life again.
VICTORY:
It didn’t take me long. I’ve always been really handy and I love problem solving. I quickly developed a concept in my head and set out to design, build and test my idea. Over the next several days I researched possible materials, played over and over in my head how I would put it all together, and pretty quickly had a rough plan in mind. I acquired all of the materials and had my first prototype ready within a week. But still there was a problem; no matter what I did I just couldn’t get the kind of suction I felt it would take to actually make a difference in penis size. I worked on it for weeks, and then into months, little by little learning what worked and what didn’t, experimenting with different materials, parts, and techniques. And then it happened! EUREKA! I finally cracked the code! I found the solution! I struck GOLD because at last I had all the right materials, all the right parts, all the right design solutions, and I suddenly found myself holding a Penis Pump that actually worked. In fact, it worked so well that it scared me at first. It seemed to me that, in the wrong hands, this thing could pull the front door off its hinges! AND THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED!
SHARING THE SPOILS:
For more than 3 years I’ve been using this thing. It works so well that I’ve even toyed with the idea of applying for a patent, setting up shop, and marketing my design. But patents are easy to circumvent, and they certainly don’t protect a product maker who doesn’t have the means to fight it out in court. I also don’t want to be another one of those entrepreneurs who exports manufacturing overseas and sells a cheaply made plastic product just to make a few bucks. I’ll leave that up to the big discount stores.
Finally, it dawned on me: why not just share it with the world? After all, I’m sure there are millions of guys out there who have gone through things similar to myself. Lots of guys suffer from “Small Penis Syndrome”. A lot of couples could probably be saved if they could just solve the physical inequalities in their relationship.
Like I said, I’m not interested in selling a cheaply manufactured product, or going through an expensive patent process, so I’m not going to sell a physical product at all. I’m just going to share with the world how I solved my own Small Penis problem.
MY SOLUTION
SIMPLE:
What I have done is so simple I can’t believe I didn’t think of it sooner. It’s basically common sense. Everything I needed was easy to find and easy to buy. Assembly is completed in just a few simple steps and the whole assembly process only takes about 30 minutes! And, I'm willing to bet that a lot of people already have some, if not a majority, of the necessary parts and materials lying around the house.
DURABLE:
I don’t even worry about my design breaking. In fact, there’s hardly anything about it that can break. The only time I ever had a problem with breakage was when I dropped it on a ceramic tile floor and cracked it. But that was no big deal. I just built another one, reusing all but 1 of the orignal parts, and it was off to the races again. Try doing that with any commercial Penis Pump! And the replacement part only cost me $1.00.
INEXPENSIVE:
Everything I needed to assemble my DIY Penis Pump costs less than any commercial Penis Pump I’ve ever researched. In fact, I can build a really sturdy device for around 25 bucks, total, and it will last indefinitely.
EFFECTIVE:
I can’t stress this enough: this thing is SUPER POWERFUL! It NEVER FAILS to produce the exact results I'm after. That’s why I’m always careful, and I’ve paid very close attention to learn my own limits. But the fact of the matter is, IT REALLY DOES WORK. It’s like being a Penis Magician. I can increase the size of my penis any time I want. It isn’t exactly “instant” so it takes a little prior planning. But it doesn’t take days, weeks, or months either. In fact, I’m able to TAILOR THE SIZE OF MY PENIS to meet the needs of any situation. I can actually watch as my penis grows, right before my eyes, and I can stop whenever the size is right for the impending circumstances. On the flip-side, these changes are not “permanent”. I don’t care what anyone else says, I’ve been using this very effective DIY Penis Pump for several years now and the sad truth of the matter is, for anyone looking to permanently grow a penis larger, that it simply is not possible. No matter how often I use it, or how big I make my penis, it always returns to its original size within a couple of days. But, it certainly does last for plenty of time to share a good romp in the hay; several hours, minimum. And, with a partner who’s open to the whole idea, I can take a time out, at any time, and recharge in no time at all for an extended session. Basically, it can be summed up as "DIY ENLARGEMENT-ON-DEMAND”, WITH ABSOLUTE CONTROL OVER SIZE AND DURATION.
DISCREET:
I cannot stress this enough; DISCRETION is a major concern for me. With that in mind, remember I mentioned before that I actually purchased a Penis Pump over the internet a few years back? Well, like it or not that purchase remains on my “Purchase History” with that particular online retailer to this day, and apparently will remain so for at least the next 12 years. Even though I’ve used the sites’ “Archive Purchase” option it’s still there for anyone who gains access to my account to find or see. And what about delivery? Even though most online purchases of an adult nature arrive in “discreet packaging”, what happens if the wrong person answers the door when that package arrives? Or, what if the person who accepts it at the door decides to open the package they just received? That’s all bad enough, but it doesn’t even touch on internet privacy issues. Like it or not online retailers have finely honed the ability to monetize our information and purchase habits. Don’t believe it? Go on any popular search engine and make a series of queries on any particular field or subject. Then sit back and pay close attention to the type of ads that pop up on your screen over the next few weeks as you surf the net. And the same goes for our purchase habits. Online retailers use that information to place “recommended for you” items on your screen when you log in to the shop in the future. And, right or wrong, there are those who flat-out sell our purchase habits to online advertisers.
Knowing all of this makes this next part particularly important; EVERY PART OF MY DESIGN CAN BE PURCHASED AT THE SAME STORES WE ALL SHOP IN EVERY DAY. IT’S SO DISCREET THAT I COULD TAKE MY OWN MOTHER WITH ME TO BUY ALL THE PARTS AND MATERIALS AND SHE WOULD NEVER SUSPECT A THING! It’s as innocent as buying a box of cereal, and there’s a really good chance that everything needed can actually be purchased in the same store that sells that box of cereal.
And here’s another major benefit to my design: ANYONE WHO CAN COMPLETE A CHILDS ARTS ‘N’ CRAFTS PROJECT COULD ASSEMBLE MY DESIGN WITH EASE. AND ALL OF IT CAN BE DONE IN THE PRIVACY OF MY OWN HOME. Once everything is assembled the completed design is small enough to tuck away in a shoebox at the back of the top shelf of the bedroom closet.
THE REVEAL:
While I’m excited to share my idea with anyone who wants to know, it’s important to understand that I am not selling a physical product. And, while I have complete confidence in my solution I do not advocate anyone actually duplicating my design. As I mentioned before, this thing is extremely powerful. But, who am I to tell anyone else what to do?
There’s an old saying that most of us are familiar with and it goes something like this; “give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will feast for life”. Anyway, you get the idea, right? Knowledge is humankinds’ greatest weapon. What I am selling is KNOWLEDGE, NOT A PRODUCT. What the holder of that knowledge does with said knowledge is entirely up to them. As for myself, I choose to apply my knowledge to better my own life.
WHAT TO EXPECT:
PROOF! THE WHOLE ENCHILADA; proof that everything I told you on my website about the incredible results I achieve, and the time it takes me to achieve those results, is TRUE! I will share everything I have learned! I'll show you EXACTLY HOW I ADD AN OVERALL 7.25 INCHES TO MY PENIS SIZE in the time it takes to watch a movie. So, for those who are determined to see how I do this I have created a complete STEP-BY-STEP DOWNLOADABLE TUTORIAL in PDF format (Adobe Acrobat). I show you exactly how I do it, every item required, where I purchase each item, and detailed assembly instructions for my SHOCKING DIY PENIS PUMP. I also provide actual images of how I use it, with REAL IMAGES of the IMPRESSIVE RESULTS from 1 standard session, START TO FINISH! And I'll reveal the ORIGINAL UNALTERED "Before/After" photos as evidence that you have not been deceived in any way.
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Anyone who needs a little convincing can CLICK THE ORANGE BUTTON ON THE LEFT TO VIEW ACTUAL BEFORE / AFTER RESULTS. Or, CLICK THE GREEN BUTTON ON THE RIGHT TO DOWNLOAD MY STEP-BY-STEP TUTORIAL.
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