To anyone that has left their wedding speech to the last minute...
"Unfunny Canadian Kills Crowd With Wedding Speech Using This Weird List Method"
Start Making Lists About The Bride and Groom... and Your Speech and Jokes Will Write Themselves, Overnight!
Hey, Aaron here, 1-905-580-1886
If you have to write and give a wedding speech soon and are nervous because...
1. the wedding is only days (or hours) away and you haven't prepared anything yet
2. you aren't a funny person
3. you don't have anything funny to say
4. you don't have any funny stories about the bride or groom
5. you've never spoken in public before
6. there's pressure on you to make it memorable since it's the bride and groom's big day
7. you don't want to make a fool of yourself in front of all the guests
...this will be the most important thing you will read this week. Here's why:
Three Years Ago I Was Nervous...
Almost three years ago to the day, I was very nervous and anxious. I had somehow agreed to give a speech at my brother's wedding in front of 200 plus people. As I laid awake the night before the wedding, I kept thinking to myself, "what the heck have how I gotten myself into? I've never spoken in public before. I'm going to absolutely bomb." Needless to say, I didn't get that much sleep that night.
So, how did the speech turn out? Well, you be the judge. The person delivering the speech in the video above is me.
How Was I Able To Come Up With Jokes?
I stumbled upon this article online that explained how to make a list about everything that had to do with the bride and groom. Not just funny things, but everything.
Why?
The #1 secret when it comes to creating funny material for your wedding speech is this: don't look for funny things; instead, look for things and make them funny.
These "normal" things could be the bride or groom's job, career, nationality, city, car, or hobbies. Is someone's career or city they live in funny by itself? Of course not. I'll show you how to take this list of normally "unfunny" stuff and turn it into comedy that will have the guests running for the bathroom because they have to pee so bad.
Know this: the longer your list is about the bride and groom, the easier and faster it will be to come up with hilarious material for your speech, using my simple method.
An Unlimited Source Of Jokes!
Since everyone has an unlimited number of unfunny things about them, you will soon realize the amount of jokes you will be able to put into your speech will be limitless, using your list. Think of your favorite stand up comedian- most of their material involves making jokes about everyday occurences that are normally unfunny. The reason they work is because most people can relate to them. The audience will picture the normally unfunny thing in their mind, and then get surprised by the punchline and therefore laugh because they didn't see it coming.
Here's What I Have For You Today
Since giving that speech in the YouTube video above, many people have asked me for tips on how to write a speech for an upcoming wedding. They are like I was three years ago - anxious because they have no idea what to say for their friend or loved one on the big day in front of a big crowd (it's no secret that public speaking is one of the greatest fears people have, even more so than death).
While my initial reaction is laughter (someone is asking me for public speaking tips??), I decided to write a guide that shows people how to write a funny, entertaining, and memorable wedding speech, using my simple list method of creating jokes. I had a friend of mine help me put this guide online for you to download right onto your phone, computer or tablet.
Here's What It Will Do For You
In this guide, called Wedding Speech Killer, you will learn:
my simple list method for creating hilarious jokes overnight
how to write a funny wedding speech in no time at all
the simple 4 part structure your speech should follow
how you can give a great speech, no matter if you're the best man, the maid of honor, in the wedding party, a brother, a sister, a friend, a parent, a cousin, a relative, or someone else
39 proven and time-tested jokes that are guaranteed to get you laughs at any wedding (feel free to rip these- you simply need to insert the bride or groom's name)
the 3 main elements of comedy that you need to know. Once you know these, the concept of humor will click
how you can easily construct a joke
how you can make comedy by painting pictures in people's minds
how you can still make your speech funny if you don't have any funny stories about the bride or groom
if you do have funny stories about the bride or groom, they are sometime hard to make funny via speech; I will show you how
how you can easily come up with a literal endless supply of joke ideas, even if you can't think of one funny thing to say right now
how you can turn normally unfunny things about the bride or groom into comedic gold
what the beginning and end of your speech should include
how you can get laughs, even if you're not a funny person (in fact, not being funny will help you because no one is expecting you to be)
how you can get laughs, even if you've never spoke in public before
how you can get laughs, even if you get nervous very easily
how you can write serious/sincere parts for your speech
how you can bombard your audience with a sequence of multiple jokes in a row
how you can make your writing descriptive, beautiful, and vivid (this just won't make your speech better, but you'll become a better writer in general)
the exact reasons why parts of the speech above got laughs and how you can replicate them for your own speech
how comedy is just as learn-able as riding a bike
how, contrary to popular belief, comedy is just a time-tested and proven formula that can easily be replicated
how you can get rid of all your anxiety and fear within seconds of starting your speech
how you can actually make delivering your speech an enjoyable process, as opposed to something you just want to get it over with
and much, much more
Remove Any Fear You May Have About Giving a Wedding Speech
So, if you...
need to come up with a wedding toast ASAP
are anxious about giving a wedding speech
are nervous about giving a wedding speech
want to give a wedding speech for a loved one or good friend, but are hesitant at the moment
have never spoke in public before
can't think of anything funny to say in your speech
can't think of anything to say in your speech, period
aren't a so-called funny person
want the person you are speaking for to have a memorable day
want to ensure the wedding guests have an enjoyable time
want to be a funnier person in general
want to know the simple elements that make comedy work
want to know the simple formula of how jokes are made (this is no different than how jokes are written on late night talk show monologues such as Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon)
...my guide is for you.
Here's What Two Of My First Readers Had To Say
I recently launched this site, and here's what two of my very first readers of Wedding Speech Killer had to say:
"I got your guide and it was immensely helpful while I was writing my wedding speech. I had the whole room laughing. I had so many people come up to me afterwards and compliment the speech."
G. Peters, San Diego, California
"My name's Joel. I bought your ebook on and it's been a great resource to me and the process you outlined really launched me into the process that allowed me to write my speech. The speech killed. Thanks again."
Joel T.
Only Pay If My Guide Helps You
Since this is the internet, you may be skeptical that my guide can help you. To remove any hesitation you may have, if you aren't 100% satisfied with Wedding Speech Killer, simply email me at aaron@weddingspeechkiller.com or call me at 1-905-580-1886 and I will give you a refund within the next 60 days. That's an entire two months where all the risk is placed on me.
Here's What You Need To Do Now
I have limited copies ready to go right now. To instantly download Wedding Speech Killer, simply click on the Buy Now button below. You will then be taken to taken to my ultra-secure Clickbank page where you can instantly download my guide onto your phone, computer or tablet for only $27 USD.
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Let Me Ask You A Few Questions...
What if you could deliver a speech that has the guests howling? What if you could deliver a speech that the bride and groom will never forget? What if you could remove all anxiety about public speaking?
What would this all be worth to you? $10? $100? $200? More?
To many of you, including myself two years ago, I know that it would be priceless. Take comfort in the fact that not only will my guide help you write a hilarious wedding speech, you'll get there without spending hours and hours on it and without forking over a small fortune to a professional writer.
Take Action Now
As I'm sure you're aware, just thinking about it never got anybody anywhere. Take action and grab your copy of Wedding Speech Killer right now. The bride, the groom, and the guests will be glad you made this choice!
If you have any questions, don't be hesitant to reach out to me at aaron@weddingspeechkiller.com.
Thanks for reading and good luck!
Aaron, 1-905-580-1886
P.S. Remember you are covered by a 60 day, no questions asked money back guarantee - if Wedding Speech Killer doesn't help you, you don't pay
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