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How to be FUNNY!
... In Just 7 Days
These are the same steps I used to become the FUNNY person -- and get into TV, FM radio and "live on stage" in front of thousands!
Learn these steps and I am confident they will do the same for you...
From: Stanley Lyndon
Dear Friend,
Whether you dream of being "[the FUNNY person](comments.htm)" in the eyes of everyone you meet, impressing all your friends at parties, or just becoming a wonderfully [interesting conversationalist](http://www.howtobefunny.net/learn-how-to-be-funny-witty-interesting-main.htm) all of a sudden -- this page shows you [how to learn to be funny](newsletter.htm) in a fraction of the time you'd take using any other method!
In just 7 days -- you can be creating incredible jokes in everyday situations, naturally and subconsciously -- even if you feel you don't have a humor bone in your body!
Imagine it. Today you can't create a single joke on your own -- this time next week you're mesmerizing audiences with your amazing sense of humor which seems to flow out from you ever so naturally!
And the best part? There's no need for inconvenient and expensive face-to-face training - AND it's remarkably [affordable](newsletter.htm) too.
Here Are Your Options:
Some people turn to joke books or funny shows on television hoping to pick up and use jokes and slowly build their sense of humor, but they soon find that reading through and memorizing jokes does not guarantee they will actually be able to be funny in the end.
After all ... what use is reproducing pre-made jokes when you don't have a compatible situation to begin with? Just telling jokes will make you sound like a record, rather than giving the impression to others of an interesting, funny and a witty person.
If you want to have a funny response to all situations that will arise in day-to-day activities and also special occasions, you will need to know more than a million jokes! Is it even possible?
Who has time to sit down and research all the possible situations that can arise in a day and then find humorous or witty responses for them?
You may try loads of [comedy workshops](newsletter.htm) and such around your place. Yes, you will learn. In fact, you will absorb so much that before you know it, you will become so casually [witty and interesting](http://www.howtobefunny.net/learn-how-to-be-funny-witty-interesting-main.htm). But such skill comes with a price, of course. Then, there is the inconvenience of having to actually go somewhere and spend time there. Not to mention the high cost of such workshops and the pain of finding a good one. I haven't yet found a good one costing less than $250 per course per person. So, expect your wallet to be several inches and hundreds of dollars thinner. If you don't intend to spend that much money or time on this, and want a quick and cheap way out, this course is your wish come true.
Alternatively, you can go the economical route and invest in a few national best-sellers costing $15 a pop. Browsing through hundred or so pages of this standard theory fare will typically leave you dissatisfied. Most of what you learn will be theory with little real-world illustration. Theory appeals as enticingly as dishwater. You want tried and tested techniques. You want results. You want to transform yourself to a [funny person](http://www.howtobefunny.net/learn-how-to-be-funny-witty-interesting-main.htm), not in the next decade, but right now. So you finally shelve those books and sigh in melancholy.
Or, you may get loads and loads of practical jokes books. How much are you willing to pay for those books? And how much time are you willing to spend to memorize these jokes? The list goes on.
Unlike seminars and workshops, I don't try to fill up the course with useless information just to make it look like it's worth the money. I take off all the unnecessary junk and give you the techniques as simple as possible. You'll find your money's worth in not the number of techniques I will be teaching you but in the sheer effectiveness of each and every technique I had devised.
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