Write a Funny Groom Speech using our sample rhyming verses!
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
WRITE A FUNNY GROOM SPEECH THAT THE WEDDING GUESTS WILL LOVE!
Our Groom Speech Ebook provides over 100 sample Rhyming verses which
you can use to make a unique, romantic, funny and entertaining
Bridegroom Speech!
A Rhyming Groom Speech is unique, genuinely funny and does not
require the incredible public speaking skills that a more conventional
wedding speech does!
I have lost count of the number of times I have heard a Bridegroom
say he could only start enjoying his wedding day once he had got his
speech out of the way! That's such a shame, on the most special day of
your life (which has also probably cost you a lot of money!)
SOME GROOM'S EVEN TELL ME THEY FELT SICK ALL DAY, PURELY AT THE
THOUGHT OF THE SPEECH!!
Let me share with you a sample of the rhyming verses that I read out
at my own wedding - the full transcript of which is included free
with the Groom Speech Ebook! I read the whole speech from paper -
something which only gets frowned upon when performing a more
conventional speech.I mean, no one expects you to remember a whole
rhyme word for word!
I got married shortly after Prince William and Kate Middleton, and
these versus went down really well
THE REAL BELLE OF THE BALL IS YOU DONNA,
LOOKING SO STUNNING IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL DRESS,
IN A YEAR OF A HUGE ROYAL WEDDING,
I’VE MARRIED MY OWN PRINCESS
PRINCE WILLIAM WOULD BE SO JEALOUS,
IF HE SAW YOU, HE’D TRY AND KISS YA,
COS YOU’RE TEN TIMES PRETTIER THAN HIS WIFE,
WITH A MUCH BETTER BUM THAN HER SISTER!
Obviously the chance to use these exact versus for your Groom speech
has probably gone, but they can be easily adapted to make it more
suitable. What's more, the Ebook includes similar verses with
references to major current events!
Don't worry, there's some romance too.
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, IS MY WIFE,
WHO’S BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY AND SMART,
AN AMAZINGLY CARING PERSON,
THAT HAS REALLY CAPTURED MY HEART
SHE’S MY BEST FRIEND, MY LOVER, MY SWEETHEART,
SHE LIGHTS UP MY LIFE WITH HER SMILE,
I’M SO LUCKY THAT SHE HAS AGREED,
TO LET ME TAKE HER UP THE AISLE!
Our Ebook download is filled with over 100 GROOM SPEECH SAMPLE
VERSES, such as the above, which will make it easy to write a funny
speech, give the impression that you are an amazing public
speaker and will make your guests laugh, cry and be thoroughly
entertained! You will be able to write a genuinely funny groom speech,
rather than one that only gains polite laughter from the wedding
guests.
REAL CUSTOMER FEEDBACK - SEE WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS ARE SAYING ABOUT OUR
BRIDEGROOM SPEECH EBOOK
“I had been worrying about the speech from pretty much the moment I
proposed. I received the Rhyming Groom Speech Ebook just 3 weeks
before the wedding, and pulled it together in no time. My nerves
immediately vanished.”D Edwards, Essex“It barely took me any time
to pull my speech together using the examples provided. I had been
working on a more conventional speech for ages but it just didn’t
feel right.”S Reynolds, Cardiff
WE ARE SO CONFIDENT THAT YOU WILL LOVE OUR RHYMING GROOM SPEECH EBOOK
THAT WE OFFER A 60 DAY 100% MONEYBACK GUARANTEE. IF YOU AREN'T
COMPLETELY SATISFIED, WE WILL REFUND THE FULL COST OF THE EBOOK!!
ORDER WITH COMPLETE CONFIDENCE NOW!
8 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD THE BRIDEGROOM SPEECH EBOOK NOW!
* It is unique – the wedding guests will appreciate seeing
something different to the conventional speeches they have all seen
before
* You are practically guaranteed to make your audience laugh, as
your speech will be genuinely funny, rather than filled with one
liners that everyone has heard before.
* It is so much easier to perform than a normal Groom speech –
especially if you aren’t used to public speaking
* Your guests wont mind if you read it from paper!
* The Ebook comes with a 100% moneyback guarantee. You can get a
full refund within 60 days if you aren’t completely satisfied,
meaning you can order with complete confidence!
* The Ebook is downloaded immediately – so you can start to write
the perfect Bridegroom Speech straight away!
* The Ebook not only contains over 100 example rhyming verses but
also a guide on how to structure the Groom speech and what to cover in
the speech
* All of this costs just £5!
THE EBOOK CONTAINS ALL OF THE FOLLOWING!.
* Over 100 fantastic Groom Speech sample rhyming verses!
* A guide on how to structure your speech
* Advice on all of the things that a Groom needs to say in his
speech
* A list of wedding related words and lots of useful words that
rhyme with these - ideal for those of you who want to add in a few
rhyming verses of your own
* A copy of the exact rhyming speech that I gave at my very own
wedding!!
DOES IT REALLY COST JUST £5?
Yes! For a limited time only though. Just one, one off payment of
£5 - a tiny price to pay for something which can have such a big
impact on your wedding day. Your speech is one thing that all the
guests will remember about the day.
Just think, the download costs less than 3% of the average wedding
cake, 1% of the average wedding dress, or 0.05% the cost of the
average UK wedding!!!
There's not many other things you will buy for just £5 that have
such a big contribution to the wedding day.
Your payment will be processed securely through Paypal. Following
payment, you will be provided with a link through which you will have
access to the Ebook, which you will be able to read immediately using
your computer or tablet device.
OPTION 1
You've just given your speech and are sitting back down at the
table. Some of the guests are clapping but many are already waiting
for the best man, hoping that he will do something much better, or are
talking amongst themselves. The person next to you smiles at you but
without any real emotion in their eyes. The guests laughed and
smiled politely thoughout the speech, in the right places (mostly),
but again, without any real emotion - it was polite laughter, not
genuine, and you know it. They could tell you were nervous and you
know that you were. They were slightly embarrassed about how wooden
you were but they done their best to hide it. You know you could
have done better and wished that you had on the most special day of
your life. You know your wife loves you no matter what, but wish you
could have done her proud. You'll think about it for a long time
afterwards.
OPTION 2
You've just given your speech and are sitting back down at the table,
having stood a little longer than necessary to soak up the applause
and laughter. All of the guests are still clapping, laughing, some
with tears in their eyes. You can see GENUINE smiles on each of
their faces, and they are looking at you with admiration. They are
pleased to have finally seen an unique, interesting, wedding speech.
It's so refreshing for everyone in the room. A few people give you
the thumbs up and your new wife gives you a big kiss. The father of
the bride shakes your hand. Everyone is proud of you, you know
inside that you done well, and you are proud of yourself.
NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT ORDERING THE RHYMING GROOM SPEECH GUIDE WILL
ALLOW OPTION 2 TO BECOME A REALITY!
ORDER NOW AND MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
“I wanted to write a funny groom speech but I'm not naturally
gifted with this type of thing. In the end I know my speech got a
lot more laughs than it would have done with a normal type of
speech.”B Simms, Manchester
If you have any further questions, then please check out our or .
Click to see our privacy policy
Copyright (c) Rhyming Speeches
