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If I Die, Please Bring Cheesecake To My Funeral
In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree Hoffman puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership.[](http://www.donloree.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Cheesecake-box-shot-3d-soft-cover.png)
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