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Home Welcome to Jill McDougall's Web World
Hey you out there yes you. Are you looking for a pet armadillo? Or
a cure for Frothy Toenail disease? Then you've come to the wrong
place. But if you're here to check out some books, have a laugh or
learn how to become a childrens writer, you might want to stick
around.
Did you know that crocodiles eat rocks! Or that ancient Romans used
powdered mouse brains for toothpaste.
Me neither. Not until I started writing books and discovering all
sorts of weird and wacky facts. Guess where you can buy prickle pear
ice-cream? This book [6] will tell you (if you ask it nicely).
Riddle of the week ...
Q: What do you call an Alien spaceship that drips water?
A: A crying saucer.
Look around. Have fun!
Oh ... I forgot to say ... if you are a budding childrens writer
(of the adult variety) check out my new book cryptically entitled
_Become a Childrens Writer. _Someone who was paid no money whatsoever
(only movie coupons) said: _Become a Childrens Writer i_s the most
expensive er, ... extensive book of its kind in the known galaxy.
And a very different someone (with smaller writing) said:
Become a Childrens Writer is the sort of thing your teacher
suggests when you insist on wearing slippers to school (especially
growly ones with gorilla faces). Finally, a Real Person (who shall
remain shameless) has this to say about _Become a Childrens Writer_...
I found _Become a Childrens Writer_ buried under a pile of compost.
Quite a feat for an electronic book. I was so impressed I bought a
copy instantly and have not been disappointed. This nifty book is
better than yoghurt for heating up the compost pile. It will also
cleanse your pores of unwanted cat fur.
And just when you thought there was nothing left to say about this
enchanting masterpiece, an internationally renowned celebrity said:
_Become a Childrens Writer_ is sick. And also wicked.
Signed Captain Underpants.
(c) This text is by Jill McDougall, award-winning author of the
prestigious JILL MCDOUGALL AWARD FOR BEST BOOK BY JILL MCDOUGALL
(three years in a row).
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