How to Give The Best Blow Job, Look Gorgeous, and Have Fun With
Your Man
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HOW GIVE HIM THE BEST BLOW JOB EVER
FIND OUT HOW TO LOOK GORGEOUS EASILY AND MAKE YOUR RELATIONSHIP SIZZLE
WHILE GIVING HIM A BLOWJOB HE’LL NEVER FORGET!
Discover The Hidden Secrets Of How To
Transform Yourself Into An Everyday Sex Goddess
HELLO, GORGEOUS!
Have you ever wondered if you will wake up one day and find out YOUR
MAN NO LONGER WANTS YOU? Are you worried that YOUR MAN IS BORED WITH
YOUR SEX LIFE?
Well guess what? HE IS BORED. He’s sick of barely getting laid once
every couple of weeks with not much more excitement than if he took
himself in hand. Getting a cold, unexciting, fast release that does
_NOTHING_ to build his connection or need for you. Five rushed minutes
before you both fall asleep means you could be anyone. Anyone at all.
_HE REMEMBERS HOW IT USED TO BE_.
The super-hot sex life he enjoyed with you in the beginning, how sexy
you looked for him, how you couldn’t wait to please him. Back then,
you initiated. You wore skirts sometimes to tease him to insanity,
knowing he’d have quicker access to you when he couldn’t keep his
hands off you another minute.
If you aren’t actively PAYING ATTENTION to your man, working to
keep him interested, everything about your sex life is _going to go
stale_.
HE WILL BEGIN THINKING THAT THE DIRTY, SEXY RELATIONSHIP HE HAD AT
FIRST IS GONE AND NEVER COMING BACK. If your man gets to that point,
you might as well call up your hottest single friend and set up a
date.
What do you think it takes to keep a man you really want to keep? The
perfect roasted chicken? An evening at the ballet? Running around for
hours shopping and doing errands? Oh, maybe some lawn work as part of
his weekend “honey do” list?
No, sweetheart. If you want to _really_ keep a man, it takes
imagination. It takes confidence to put his sexual needs first. IT
TAKES BLOWJOBS.
When he takes a shower and fists his cock, he’s secretly dreaming
about the amazing blowjob he wants. He pretends it’s a woman’s
mouth (hopefully yours) on him, not his own hand. The need for oral is
driving him crazy with longing and desire.
He wants you kneeling at his feet, your mouth around him, sucking him
off to an explosive climax. Sadly, it’s a wish you not only
haven’t fulfilled…you don’t even think about it.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GAVE YOUR MAN A MIND-NUMBING BLOW JOB?
On a daily basis, he’s faced with the cold hard fact that THE PART
OF YOUR SEX LIFE HE MOST ENJOYED AND NEEDED IS EITHER FADING AWAY,
GONE FOREVER, OR WORSE…IT WASN’T PART OF YOUR SEX LIFE TO BEGIN
WITH! If you’ve never given the man in your life the rock-his-world
blowjob he craves…shame on you!
It's pretty bad to condemn your man to a life without blowjobs.
It’s even worse if you aren’t giving them to him because of A LACK
OF CONFIDENCE IN YOUR SKILL OR APPEARANCE.
DO YOU FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS? Maybe you don’t feel hot and sexy
enough to drop to your knees and give him what he really wants.
You don't want your man to lose interest in your relationship because
of blowjobs. That would be like you losing interest because he forgot
to shave today…_easily fixable_, right? So is the LACK OF ORAL in
your life. Every man wants and deserves a spine-tingling, toe-curling,
downright awesome blowjob from the woman he’s committed to.
SEX AND INTIMACY ARE THE FOUNDATIONS
FOR A FULFILLING LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP
The most important sex act your man is craving (and most don’t get
nearly often enough) is a fantastic blowjob. LISTEN UP: IF YOU’RE
WITHIN TWENTY FEET OF YOUR MAN, HE’S WONDERING HOW HE CAN GET YOUR
LIPS ON HIS COCK RIGHT NOW.
Whether you’ve been with him for five months or twenty years, it is
what he wants, what he’s_ always_ wanted from you. HE (AND EVERY
OTHER MAN) IS OBSESSED WITH GETTING A BLOWJOB. If you’re his woman,
the fulfillment of that fantasy falls to _you_.
I bet you’ve given little thought to blowing your husband or lover.
Most women figure if they _‘give it up’_ every once in a while,
their man and their relationship are secure.
YOU DON’T THINK YOUR MAN THINKS ABOUT BLOWJOBS. _Your man_
doesn’t obsess, right? You are so WRONG, honey. You might not think
about it, but he definitely does. OFFER IT or he’ll find it
elsewhere. _Guaranteed._
GREAT ORAL SEX SKILLS ARE A MUST
_You know you want to_ learn how to please your man - because at the
end of the day, you wouldn’t mind him learning a bit more ABOUT WHAT
IT TAKES TO PLEASE YOU. That’s right, think selfishly. _You give_,
HE GIVES…everyone is happy and sated.
So, how do you learn the techniques, tips, and tricks to keep driving
him WILD for years to come?
It starts with two very simple concepts: MAKING YOUR APPEARANCE A
PRIORITY AND LEARNING HOW TO SUCK A DICK.
ALL YOUR MAN WANTS IS A BLOW JOB
AND ALL YOU WANT IS TO LOOK AMAZING WHILE YOU GIVE IT TO HIM
_DO YOU LOVE MAKE UP AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE HIM SCREAM
YOUR NAME IN YOUR BEDROOM? OF COURSE YOU DO._ Find out how make-up and
blowjobs work together to help you become absolutely irresistible to
the man in your life.
DID YOU KNOW MOST MEN LEAVE THEIR MATES BECAUSE OF A LACK OF
FULFILLING SEX AND LOSS OF ATTRACTION?
Pretending you don’t know doesn’t make it any less true. _Sure_,
you can blame the slutty new office aide, maybe bitch about your
husband’s mid-life crisis BUT REALLY…_is it so shocking_ to
consider that if you don’t keep your man sexually satisfied at home
he’ll go out and _find someone who will_?
Sex has driven men to acts of devastation and greatness. DON’T
THINK it won’t drive him to cheat with that recent hot divorcee from
your book club.
Ask Yourself These Questions:
* Have you lost your sensual spark?
* Have you gotten lazy sexually?
* Do you make any effort with your appearance?
* How sexy does your man think you are?
If you’ve become the woman who doesn’t bother with makeup, wears
sweatpants 24/7, and the most style your hair gets is a quick
ponytail…DO YOU THINK he finds that _attractive_? Does the WOMAN YOU
ARE NOW remind him in any way of THE WOMAN HE FELL IN LOVE WITH?
_WHAT HAPPENED?_ You used to care what you looked like, anxious to
please him. You wanted him and you got him. Of all the other people
either of you could have chosen, you chose one another. _Then what?_
Life came along and DERAILED the person you used to be and what’s
left is staring back at you in the mirror. No dazzle, no spontaneity,
no raunchy blowjobs, _huh_?
FIND OUT HOW TO GET THAT SPARK BACK NOW
AND UNLOCK NEW TRICKS THAT WILL BLOW HIS MIND!!
I’m sure the _last thing_ you want to do at the end of your busy
day is drop to your knees, blow your man, and try to look amazing and
happy while doing it. It may seem like such a small thing…_TO YOU_.
In reality, doing these seemingly _little_ things are all part of
BUILDING AN AMAZING, SEXUALLY SATISFYING RELATIONSHIP FOR LIFE!
Maybe you give your man your _lazy version_ of oral sex. _A little
lick, a little suck, and that’s it…you’re done?_ If he smiles
sweetly after that kind of action and says, “thank you, baby” then
rolls over and goes to sleep…you’re NOT DOING IT RIGHT!
How Do You Know You’re Doing It Right?
If you’re kneeling while sucking him off and HIS LEGS ALMOST GIVE
OUT during climax…THAT’S A SIGN OF A GREAT BLOWJOB.
If you’re taking your time and HE’S BEGGING while gripping your
hair in his shaking hands…THAT’S A SIGN OF A GREAT BLOWJOB.
If he doesn’t say a word, JUST TACKLES YOU on your back and starts
working your body over with his mouth and hands…yeah, you got it,
THAT’S A SIGN OF A GREAT BLOWJOB.
If he COMES SCREAMING and he’s breathing like a freight
train…THAT’S A SIGN OF A GREAT BLOWJOB.
YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO WORK AN AMAZING BLOWJOB AND LOOK LIKE A PORN
STAR BEAUTY QUEEN WHILE DOING IT, DON’T YOU? I’ve been there.
Right where you’re sitting now. So have most of the women I know.
ALL OF US OVER-THINK THE MEN IN OUR LIVES. LEARN AND MOVE FORWARD.
Allow me to introduce myself. MY NAME IS JADE ALEXANDER. I’m a
working mother and wife. No, I don’t have time to just sit around
all day sucking my man’s dick but I do know what I’ve learned over
the years. I know how to look smoking hot when my man is around and I
give an amazing blow job.
_Anything worth doing is worth doing well._
I paid attention. I learned what made my husband go weak in the knees
and then made it my mission in life to turn him inside out whenever
possible.
IN MAKEUP AND BLOWJOBS YOU WILL GET FULL ACCESS
TO EVERY SECRET TRICK TO TURN YOUR MAN INSIDE OUT
I’M GOING TO EXPLAIN HOW TO WORK WITH WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU IN
CRYSTAL CLEAR, EXPLICIT DETAIL.
FIND OUT EASILY how to break out of your rut and show him the new,
SEXY YOU WHO CAN GIVE HEAD LIKE A PRO! Including detailed how-to’s
on:
* Quick and EASY WAYS to look your ABSOLUTE BEST.
* Step-by-step MAKEUP TUTORIALS for your personality type (sporty
chicks, glamour-pusses, business diva’s, and you minivan-driving
ladies are all covered here).
* Find out how to tease him and DRIVE HIM CRAZY before you even put
your lips on him.
* How to FIND HIS PLEASURE POINTS to give him the best blow job ever
and make him come explosively every _SINGLE TIME_.
DISCOVER THE PSYCHOLOGY AND PRIMITIVE NEED
BEHIND WHY MEN LOVE GETTING A BLOW JOB (PAGES 59-61)
If you think that’s interesting, wait ‘til you find out THE THREE
KEYS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR MAN AND HIS OBSESSION WITH GETTING A
BLOW JOB. (Pages 65-67)
_Secrets that will make him wait for it_, love it, and keep asking
(begging) you for more.
Do you want to spice up your relationship? Do you need a little extra
help upping your game?
I'll share with you with little-known secrets, tools, tips, and
tricks you need to not only LOOK YOUR BEST but to PLEASE YOUR MAN in
ways he has never before experienced.
YOU’LL DISCOVER HOW TO GIVE HIM SUCH PLEASURE HE WON’T EVEN
IMAGINE WHAT IT MIGHT BE LIKE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. You’ll be giving
him everything he wants and needs so he’ll be at home. WITH YOU.
YOU BROUGHT THE SEXY BACK IN MY MARRIAGE
"I’d gotten lazy. I admit it. The daily grind was wearing me down
and I forgot my husband needed my attention. With three kids and
working from home, it was easy to stay in t-shirts and yoga pants all
day. Makeup? What makeup? Hair in a haphazard bun on top of my head!
MAKEUP AND BLOWJOBS made me remember what it was like when we were
dating…when I wanted to be sexy and keep him interested in me. After
so many years, this was a wake-up call I desperately needed. Thanks,
Jade!" S. MCCLENDON, TULSA, OKLAHOMA
Whether it’s been so long since you gave a blowjob YOU’VE
FORGOTTEN how to do it (and do it well) or you just want to brush up
on your blowjob techniques, you will unlock the secret tools you need
to give amazing head and look pretty while doing it.
Listen up Gorgeous, your man may be as simplistic as everyone
else’s but there is more to pleasing him than occasional sex or a
ho-hum blowjob!
Here’s A Little Tease Of What You Will Get In This Book…besides My
Sparkling Wit…
With Blowjob Techniques You Won’t Get Anywhere Else:
MAKEUP AND BLOWJOBS WILL CHANGE YOUR LOVE LIFE FROM BLAND TO
WHITE-HOT!
Find out what the BIG DEAL is about makeup and blowjobs and how they
play a crucial role in keeping your sex life smoking hot! (Page 20)
Unlock the secret behind WHY MEN LOVE ORAL SEX and have an internal
drive and need to have your lips on their cock. (Pages 62-64)
Discover how to use DIFFERENT POSITIONS to suck him off and keep it
_exciting…all blowjobs are not created equal!_ (Pages 81-83)
DEEP-THROATING TECHNIQUES to help keep you from gagging, choking, or
tearing up…but discover why he _secretly loves it_ when you do.
(Pages 68-69)
How to get him to Manscape and clean it up down there, that will
allow you to enjoy giving him head without being grossed out. (Pages
87-89)
WHEN YOU WANT TO GET DIRTY…how to release your inner porn star and
still feel like a lady when you’re done. (Page 96-98)
The TOP 10 BLOWJOB MISTAKES that will kill his pleasure faster than
his mom’s voice on the answering machine seconds before he’s ready
to come. (Pages 90-92)
Discover the TOP 10 BEST BLOWJOB TIPS…and the 30 seconds of this
one special (but oh so simple) move that will drive him insane and
have him thinking about it for days to come. (Pages 93-95)
Find out the tricks to working with an UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS. No, it
isn’t an alien. (Pages 78-79)
Learn how and where to use your hands to MAKE HIM COME FASTER and
climax harder. (Page 67)
To spit or not to spit? (Pages 84-86)
FIND OUT HOW TO GET GORGEOUS FAST,
EXPLOIT YOUR NATURAL BEAUTY ASSETS!
Learn How To Love What Your Mama Gave You, And Look Damn Fine While
Working It:
Easily DEFINE YOUR PERSONAL MAKEUP STYLE and discover how to enhance
your already gorgeous face easily in minutes. (Pages 14-16)
Find out how to BANISH YOUR INSECURITIES about your look, say goodbye
to doubt, and your fear that you aren’t “pretty enough”. (Pages
22-24)
Discover your make-up and maintenance type and find out how to WORK
YOUR LOOK EASILY AND WITH CONFIDENCE. (Glamour-Pusses, Sporty Chicks,
Business Divas, and the Rest of Us – _that’s right Gorgeous I’m
talking to YOU_. You are amazing and beautiful, find out how to work
with what your mama gave you.)(Pages 22-33)
Learn how to make CHEAP AND EASY SCRUBS and masks for all skin
typesthere’s even an amazing body scrub to help get rid of that
pesky cellulite. _If you had this body treatment done in a spa it
would cost you at least $100!_ (Every single item is available at your
local grocery store.)(Pages 55-61)
Get eye makeup how-to’s specifically designed for your eye color
and skin tone TO MAKE YOUR MAN AND EVERY OTHER MAN WANT YOU. (Pages
34-40)
Discover how to create the BLOWJOB MASCARA LOOK and drive him insane
while giving him the blowjob of his lifetime. (Pages 38-39)
Even if you’re makeup-challenged, I’ll show you how to
incorporate easy skincare and makeup essentials in your daily routine.
(Pages 43-48)
I FINALLY FEEL EMPOWERED, CONFIDENT, AND BEAUTIFUL AGAIN
Being divorced after eight years of marriage and starting to date
again, has turned my world upside down. I recently lost weight and
finally started to feel truly beautiful again.
I have to say, I’ve always been good in bed – but I lost the
spark and confidence I had to try new bedroom tricks, reading MAKEUP
AND BLOWJOBS has helped me to regain confidence in myself and changed
my entire outlook on performing oral on my new man.
It’s not a chore anymore and we are both ecstatic! This book has
given me the confidence to proudly strut my stuff and express myself
like the empowered sexual woman I am! Thank you so much Jade for
writing this amazing book.
You’ve got a mouth on you, but you are funny and your tips and
tricks work! Thanks from the bottom of my heart and my man thanks you
as well!” F. ROTHSTEIN, ORLANDO, FL
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