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UK BORN AND EDUCATED UNIVERSITITY GRADUATE TO
BECOME YOUR OWN RESEARCH ASSISTANT FOR LESS THAN
$3 A DAY
Hi
My name is Charlie, but my friends call me the Keyword King.
I should really be called the Keyword slave as I WANT TO WORK FOR
YOU FOR NEXT TO NOTHING.
That’s right. I’ll be your PERSONAL RESEARCH GIMP. I’ll
work for you longer than anyone else has. I’ll be doing hours and
hours of research a DAY for you, forever!
The One overriding reason you need me is this:
YOU AREN’T EARNING ENOUGH ONLINE!
And there’s only 2 reasons why this is the case:
* YOU’RE NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH
* YOU’RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE WRONG THINGS
But before you ask why I’ll do this for you – I must be asking
you a question….Are you focusing on your top 20%?
Read the 4 hour workweek, learn about Pareto and you’ll know what
I’m talking about. In terms of internet marketing you should focus
on the top 20% of things that make 80% of your money.
Sounds cool and makes sense - focus on the 20% and you’ll get
results.
But I heard something literally 2 days ago which I love even more as
a concept –
A dude called Bedros Keuillan said to FOCUS ON ONLY THE 5% OF THINGS
THAT WILL MAKE YOU MONEY.
I mean, how could you fail if all you did was do the 5% of things
that make you money?
So that’s when I decided to start selling my research skills.
And that’s why I WANT TO WORK FOR YOU, and you should definitely
employ me.
IF YOU READ MY RESEARCH, ACT ON IT AND WORK SMART, I WILL MAKE MORE
MONEY FOR YOU THAN ANY OTHER EMPLOYEE YOU’VE EVER HAD (ESPECIALLY IF
YOU’VE NEVER HAD ONE)……
HOW YOU CAN STAY AHEAD OF THE GAME WITH A SMOKING
HOT DETAILED KEYWORD REPORT ON EVERY SINGLE NEW
CLICKBANK PRODUCT LAUNCHED EVERY DAY, NEVER LIFTING
A FINGER AGAIN ON RESEARCH.
So why should you make me work for you?
I’ve always been great at doing research, I used to sell reports at
school for the other guys – as I’d do so much research that I’d
have enough for 5 reports! (I’d spend all the money I made on
chocolate and I’d eat it whilst doing more research. That sure is
one great way to get fat, and I was making more than most high school
kids were with my research reports.)
So right now I’m young, got a dull job where I can’t do much but
I want to spend my life doing research. So this is me, this is my
pitch, this is what I want to do.
Right now you aren’t spending enough time promoting your sites.
PERIOD.
YOU SHOULD NOT BE LOOKING AT THIS SITE.
You should go away and creating some backlinks, some blogposts, test
a new campaign, write on twitter, plan a strategy for the next few
weeks.
I CAN HELP YOU DO MORE OF THE ABOVE…
I suck at creating websites? Can’t you see just how poor this one
is? Only one picture (you’d never guess I did it myself) No fancy
picture, no pictures of a guy holding loads of dollars, or a Ferrari
(these are always stock images, by the way).
So I want to work for you and do research for you!!
I’ll be your first employee if you haven’t got one already, and
I’m not talking about me being from some poor country where I
don’t speak English very well, am sat in a hot room with 50
computers there, earning 20c for every $4 paid to my boss.
I live in London, England, speak the Queens English and eat fish n
chips every night.
So I am going to work for you.
But I do have a FEW CONDITIONS…..
- I have to do research
- It has to be comprehensive
- I have to do the research EVERY DAY (even
Sundays, Christmas Day, New Years Day, Thanks Giving, Labor Day)
- I have to work from home
- I guarantee you’ll be happy, or you don’t pay
me (how many employees do that????)
- You buy me a beer on my birthday (14th December)
So what I will do for you EVERY DAY
- I will search clickbank for the newest
products.
- I won’t care if they are based on dog training
(yawn), golf lessons, or the latest program that teaches you how to
build a house of beefburgers. I won’t care, and I won’t
discriminate.
- I will then go to town on each product and
research the hell out of it.
- I will research like you wish you had the time
to.
- For each product I will generate up to 800
KEYWORDS, from long tail, to short tail, from obscure to obvious.
- I will then provide you with all the data you
need to make a quick judgement if you should spend any time looking at
this.
You will get info on:
* The daily number of searches in google for the phrase (in quotes,
and not in quotes)
* Number of Competing SEO pages
* Number of competing SEO Pages with the keyword in the title
(I’ll be perfectly hones, my software I use doesn’t always produce
this figure correctly, but I’ll do my best)
* Adwords Cost per click to get to number 1 on google (this is
soooooo important, as if someone is willing to spend money to get to
the top of google, there MUST be money in that niche)
WHAT THIS WON’T DO FOR YOU:
Make you money…… if you DO NOTHING
But what it can do is to make you some serious cash if you put this
information to good use. Information is the most powerful tool
you’ll ever have, and I’m giving you loads of it. I’m giving
this to you before most people even login to clickbank and see what
the new products are.
Combine this with some old fashioned bum article marketing, a decent
adwords campaign and you’ll be flying. My favourite would be to
create loads of autoblogs – you’ll have hundreds of keywords a
day…
All of the above in one excel document that you get the link to every
day for the rest of my computers life.
I know what you’re thinking….
How much will this cost for you to be my KEYWORD SLAVE ?
Well, lets just analyse the time it would take you to do it
yourself: You have to go to Clickbank and copy the text from every
single product. You then have to analyse this using a keyword
software tool (Being completely open about it, I use Market
Samurai). And no matter how good your keyword tool is, it will
take you a hell of a lot of clicks, and a hell of a lot of time. You
have to get the right filters, and then paste into an excel
worksheet. I think this would take you about 20 minutes per keyword
(remember, we’re going for bust here and getting as many keywords as
possible). But lets assume you don’t believe me, and think I’m
trying to motivate you to buy, and it would really only take 5 minutes
per keyword….(it won’t but lets roll with it) - if it takes you
5 minutes per keyword, and you have 40 products and keywords
associated with them (up to 24,0000, remember) then it will take you
200 minutes, which is an THREE HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES EVERY DAY.
I’m doing this every single day of the month, evey day of the year,
so assuming a 30 day month, you’ll be spending 100 hours of your
time (remember, this is BEST CASE) trying to do this research.
So I’m working for you, and you SAVE YOURSELF 100 HOURS ABSOLUTE
MINIMUM.
That’s 100hours you could have spent PROMOTING YOUR WEBSITE,
100hours you could have SPENT IN THE GYM,
100 hours you could have spent WATCHING FOOTBALL OR DRINKING BEER.
100hours you could be spending on 5% of the BEST MONEY MAKING IDEAS
you have.
If you don’t value your time, or don’t want to make sure super
cash consistenly – then go and click on youtube or facebook.
DON’T WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS.
SO, WHAT DOES IT COST?
If I were promoting a super expensive package I’d do this:
FAKE PRICE THAT NOBODY WOULD PAY
SECOND FAKE PRICE
REAL PRICE
FOR THE NEXT
UNREALISTIC TIME PERIOD
SECOND UNREALISTIC TIME PERIOD
7 MINUTES
INCLUDING A FREE REPORT THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY
WORTH $2,000, (WHICH I BOUGHT FOR $5 FROM A PLR
LIBRARY)
But I’m not going to do that.
I’m letting you try this FOR A WEEK FOR JUST $4.95.
For a full blown, smoking hot excel document creamed with data every
day.
This is outsourcing guys, this is prime research, the 4 hour week,
the pareto principe, this is ME WORKING FOR YOU.
Your initial charge will be $4.95. You will then be charged
$67.00/month until you cancel starting 7 days after your initial
charge has been made.
Any queries, please email:
TRY NOW FOR JUST $4.95.
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