Jock Itch Be Gone - Jock Itch remedies and treatments
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JOCK ITCH, JOCK ITCH RELIEF
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SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE CASE OF JOCK ITCH?
PARTNER... I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!
SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE CASE OF JOCK ITCH IS A LITTLE LIKE RIDING A
PORCUPINE BARE-BACK THATS JUST TAKEN A DIP IN THE ACID POND... AND
YOU"RE NAKED! THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE A GOOD CASE OF JOCK ITCH TO
MAKE A PERSON WANT TO DIE! I KNOW... IVE BEEN THERE, AND APPARENTLY SO
HAVE YOU!
My first encounter with it came some forty-three years ago one hot
summer afternoon while I was working as a bagger boy at a local
grocery store. Im not sure how I got it, but over-night it blossomed
into a burning patch about the size of a baseball, and the fire, the
itching and the pain were excruciating!
When I went home from work the following day, my dad saw me walking
up the driveway like a bow-legged cowboy whod just rode a hundred
miles on an angry horse. It felt like someone lit a fire in my crotch
and tried to put it out with an ice pick!
"Whats wrong with you?" he asked. I wondered if I ought to tell him,
cause I WASNT SURE HED UNDERSTAND MY PROBLEM... or believe that I
hadnt done something crazy that brought it on!
But I decided to come clean and to my surprise, he simply said...
"Oh... I get that too. Its really easy to fix. Come on in and Ill tell
ya how."
Then he showed me a secret hed learned back when he was a Drill
Sargent during WWII. You see, when you have 20,000 men living in close
quarters, marching around in the burning sun all day with full packs
on, all sweaty and nasty and all the dust and dirt flying around, and
then showering together in the barracks each night to try to get
clean, theres bound to be fungus and bacteria hanging around like
flies on poop. And hed seen a bunch of it! (The crotch rot I mean) BUT
MORE IMPORTANTLY, HE KNEW HOW TO FIX IT!
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FAST FORWARD ABOUT FIVE YEARS...
I found myself in a foreign country, and learned I would be boarding
in a dorm with three other men. I knew these guys socially, and was
looking forward to getting to know them better. But what happened that
first day when I walked into the room, REALLY FREAKED ME OUT!
I walked into the dorm, and there, lying on three beds, was the most
disturbing sight Id ever encountered! Three grown men, lying buck
naked on their beds, fanning their wahoos! I nearly puked!
"What the heck are you all doing?" I asked. They told me that theyd
all gotten this "crotch rot" stuff, and they couldnt get rid of it.
Theyd spent weeks going to doctors, buying expensive ointments,
salves, creams, powders and such, and NOTHING SEEMED TO HELP!
I looked at them and said...
So I told them the "BIG SECRET" my Drill Sargent daddy taught me,
but to my surprise, THEY JUST BLEW IT OFF! "Thats dumb... that wont
work"... they said. "Weve been going to Doctors for weeks, and payin
em lots of money. Im sure they know a lit-tle more than you do!"
I just smiled and said _"FINE... LAY THERE AND ROT. But when youre
ready to get rid of that crap and get your lives back... just let me
know."_
Just then, one of the guys said... "Hey... Ill do it. Ill try
anything! ANYTHING is better than this!" And so he did. What were the
results you ask?
IN LESS THAN 3 HOURS, HE WAS WALKING AROUND NORMALLY, AND THE ITCHING
AND THE BURNING WERE TOTALLY GONE!
When the other guys saw _his results_, they didnt need any further
convincing! By the next morning, all three of them were back to living
life NORMALLY _and_ they were walking around WITH CLOTHES ON!
FAST FORWARD ANOTHER THIRTY-FIVE YEARS...
Since that time, Ive gotten married, raised 7 children, and along
the way, had my bouts with jock itch as have my children. But its NO
BIG DEAL! WHEN IT STRIKES, ITS GONE IN A MATTER OF HOURS!
Now Ive been on the net, and looked around at all the web-sites that
advertise ointments, and creams, and oils and powders made to "cure"
jock itch... and most of this stuff starts out at about $25-30 DOLLARS
AND GO ALL THE WAY UP TO $75.00! IMAGINE THAT! FOR ONE TINY BOTTLE OF
MEDICINE! And the instructions on the containers say that you should
plan on giving these "jock itch treatments" about 2 weeks to work!
A man could go CRAZY and KILL himself in that amount of time! STOP
THE INSANITY! You dont have to wait TWO WEEKS! You dont have to wait
TWO DAYS! With my jock itch remedy, you will be walking like a new
man, (or woman) IN JUST A FEW HOURS! And if youre like most people, it
will probably be GONE by the next day! HOW GREAT DOES THAT SOUND? The
first thing you should understand and ALWAYS remember so you or your
loved ones wont have to suffer NEEDLESSLY is this...
The other thing you need to know, is this. Once you get hold of
JACKS JOCK ITCH BE GONE, YOUR DAYS OF PAIN AND FRUSTRATION ARE OVER
FOREVER!!!
OK... I admit it... Im NOT a doctor, (in case you hadnt already
guessed that) Im NOT a chemist, researcher or a medical genius of any
kind. WHAT I AM, IS THE GUY WHO DOESNT HAVE JOCK ITCH ANY MORE! How
would you like to be one of those kind of guys?
Well, if youre visiting this site, Im guessing that you REALLY WANT
to join the club of the _"walking happy and painless"_ as soon as you
possibly can! So heres the deal...
Im not only going to deliver to you the best kept secret to staying
"CROTCH ROT FREE", but Im also going to give to you, some just for
buying this amazing secret!
Imagine that! For less than most Doctors charge for the tiniest
bottle of medicine, Im going to tell you the SECRET to NEVER having
JOCK ITCH again! AND, IM GIVING YOU BONUSES GALORE ON TOP OF THAT!
And after you purchase this AMAZING SECRET, you will absolutely want
to celebrate by using these gifts, as you sit around, WITH YOUR LEGS
CROSSED, and enjoy the taste of some of the most delicious and healthy
treats youve ever had the pleasure of sippin! (Youll see what Im
talking about when you visit the page!)
OH!... AND DID I MENTION THAT...
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I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK!
All that Im going to ask of you for this amazing little SECRET
MIRACLE CURE, is a paltry $37.00!!!
YOU READ THAT RIGHT! JUST THIRTY-SEVEN ITY BITY DOLLARS, AND YOURE ON
YOUR WAY TO VIRTUALLY INSTANT RELIEF!
NOW I KNOW, THERES PROBABLY SOME OF YOU OUT THERE WHO ARE GOING TO
FEEL LIKE THATS JUST NOT ENOUGH! AFTER ALL, YOU COULD MAKE A VISIT TO
YOUR DOCTOR, HAVE HIM EXAMINE YOU, PRESCRIBE FOR YOU SOME $70.00
EXOTIC OINTMENT OR CREAM AND TELL YOU TO COME BACK IN A WEEK OR TWO.
THEN, AFTER YOUVE SPENT HALF OF THAT TIME LAYING AROUND NAKED WITH A
FAN BLOWING ON YOUR WAHOO, HELL TELL YOU THAT IT SHOULD ONLY BE ABOUT
ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL ITS "ALL CLEARED UP".. AND THEN HELL SEND YOU A
HUGE BILL IN THE MAIL! AND THEN... YOU CAN WAIT AROUND UNTIL YOU GET
THIS CRAP AGAIN AND START ALL OVER FROM SCRATCH! (No pun intended.)
BUT IM NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
NOPE! If, after you learn my secret, you absolutely feel guilty that
you only paid a measly $37.00 and got all that relief AND all those
great BONUSES... just buy another book for the heck of it! (I want you
to be able to sleep with yourself!)
BUT!... If for some strange reason, you are that ONE-IN-A-HUNDRED who
doesnt respond to this miracle cure... dont be angry! Just give us a
call, well cancel your order, AND REFUND YOUR PURCHASE... EVERY SINGLE
CENT OF IT!
(ILL BET YOUR DOCTOR WONT GIVE YOU THAT SAME GUARANTEE!!!!!)
So try JACKS JOCK ITCH BE GONE FIRST! What have you got to lose? YOUR
COMFORT IS WAITING ON THE OTHER END OF THAT LITTLE LINK BELOW!
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AUGUST 27, 2010
