"Discover how an obese 25 year-old rapidly
lost a shocking THIRD of his weight...
...and why ANY GUY can copy him!"
"When I first saw Joe going up to ladies in bars
and getting their numbers, I couldn't believe
this was the same fat guy I'd known all these years."
- BBC Radio 1 presenter
from London, UK
From: Joe Delaney
Date:
Dear friend,
If you landed on this page, you're probably interested in losing weight FAST. If so, you should definitely read on, because this might be the most important information you read all day.
ABOVE: Joe Delaney's shocking "before and after" pic has
inspired other young men to naturally and rapidly lose weight fast
Let's be honest: being fat SUCKS. And most guys just "live with it" because they believe it's too much HASSLE sort out.
If you're unhappy with your "overweight" appearance and wish you could quickly shape up and ENJOY LIFE, then trust me, you might want to check out what I've got to say.
First, can I ask you a few questions?
Do you worry about what people think or how they might "judge" you because you're overweight?
Do you feel self-conscious about the unsightly fat hanging below, or the puffiness in your face?
Can you literally FEEL the strain on your whole body as you do the most basic of daily activities?
And I'll bet you love that feeling of anxiety when you know you'll be pissing sweat in the summer heat.
Do you wish you could show your friends, colleagues and your own family the "real you" again?
Perhaps most importantly, are you at a loss with your love life because you've "let yourself go?"
And are you missing out on what's "REALLY" important to guys our age... (you know what I mean)?!
Even if you're getting some action, do you worry about how you look naked and what girls might think?
I'm not trying to be facetious here - those are some of the exact things that used to KILL me.
Of course, when you're a young guy dealing with a young guy's issues, the solution isn't exactly obvious...
Does the idea of becoming a "gym freak" or perhaps a spot of HARDCORE STARVATION make you want to not even THINK about handling this?
Do you have about as much interest in buying "ingredients" and spending ages "cooking" them as you do in, ooh let's see, getting kicked in the balls?
How about spending loads of money on rip-off pills, supplements, patches and god knows what other crap is out there these days?
And have you ever wondered the fastest possible way to lose weight easily without all that nonsense... but nobody was there to give straight answers?
The truth is, there's a "SHORTCUT" to fix your situation.
Handling this might seem "beyond reach", but now that you've found this page, you can easily turn things around... you don't need to let your young life pass you by!
Look, I know you're going to be sceptical about this.
And if the idea of turning things around in WEEKS seems too good to be true, I can appreciate that.
If you don't know where to start, trust someone who's been there: You need a fresh, straightforward approach to reveal the CONFIDENT "new you" and enjoy life to the fullest!
Here are the PROBLEMS with current "advice" out there that's NOT gonna help you...
When I wanted to lose weight, I couldn't find ANYTHING that felt like it was specifically talking to young guys like us.
It's mostly designed for women, rather than focusing on young guys.
It doesn't realistically tackle directly-linked issues that apply to young men - things like drinking lifestyle, smoking, lack of time/money to exercise at the gym, little interest in playing sport, no clue about cooking, etc.
Everyone's trying to sell you some bullshit pill, patch or HERB(!), which costs money, never work, and might cause a heap of secondary problems.
Existing solutions are too complicated with loads to remember, or they're just too plain mind-numbingly boring to even contemplate!
A lot of the stuff out "for guys" focuses on building muscles, getting "ripped" or whatever... don't even get me STARTED on some of "THOSE" before/after shots, with six-packed models straight out of an agency... those sites also have legal disclaimers at the bottom admitting that the people, stories and testimonials on their site are NOT EVEN REAL, in other words it's a blatant scam. (I won't even insult your intelligence by pointing out why that sort of misleading advertising is a waste of everyone's time).
The typical advice might seem obvious in theory, but is not so obvious to actually put into practice.
And if you're in your twenties, significantly overweight and have been for some time, you're probably in a smiliar situation I was in, and have the same challenges and frustrations... which I ended up beating.
Imagine a no-nonsense, COMPLETE SYSTEM that cuts out all the "BS" and GURANTEES you'll turn things around and LOOK GREAT in just a few weeks...
...you're about to discover it, along with
"insider tricks" to SKYROCKET what's
"REALLY" important to young guys.
Woah there, cowboy! WTF makes ME such an expert anyway? Well, let me introduce myself. :)
I'm Joe Delaney, AKA "Captain Weightloss" and I'm a young guy who needed a "helping hand" just like you.
For my day job I'm a professional writer, but recently I've become better known for my weight loss and dating success!
This 100% genuine image shows the "old me" on the left, and the "new me" on the right.
On the LEFT is how I looked in January 2009 - I was basically a "monster" at 17stn / 238lbs / 108kg! On the RIGHT shows June 2009, by which time I was 12stn / 168lbs / 76kg...
In other words, I dropped almost a THIRD of my weight (5stn / 70lbs / 32kg) in just 24 weeks... and 80% of that was done within the first 12 WEEKS!
(That's more than a super-
slim Christian Bale lost for
the 2004 film, The Machinist!)
...and all this with no gym, no "cooking recipes", no rip-off purchases and no weird "starvation" diets!
I've had a digital copy of the shocking "before and after" on my iPhone for the last year or so, ready to show whenever the topic of weight loss or self improvement comes up.
I didn't really want it on the web for all to see, but now I've changed my mind. And that's because I've NEVER had a so-so "oh... that's nice" reaction; it always goes like this:
"I don't believe you. Are you serious? That's not you on the left!"
"OMG, that's disgusting! Hold on, let me see that again... wow."
"That's amazing, you should be proud! How did you do it?"
And I realised I can answer that (and much more!) for other guys who want to resolve their overweight appearance but haven't had "the specific formula" on HOW to do it, from an EXPERT who's been in the SAME situation.
[] Now, I'm going to tell you step-by-step how you can get the same or FASTER results with my proven system.
This complete system is easy to implement and designed specifically for young guys so that you can lose weight rapidly and naturally. No gimmicks, no dangerous pills or supplements, and without breaking the bank... or your balls!
(And you can even do what I did a lot faster if you want!)
Introducing...
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"CAPTAIN WEIGHTLOSS" PRESENTS...
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The fact is, if this book existed a few years ago, it would have saved me several years of MISERY.
So why is this different?
I'm glad you asked. I know that nothing else like this is on the market because when I looked for help, all I got was the same old runaround and nothing that really "clicked".
No starvation No cooking No gym No pills/patches No "forbidden" food No supplements No expensive crap No catches & NO BS!
Inside, I'm going to reveal:
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I'm going to help you cut through the crap and just say it how it is, because let's be honest, we're all getting older and we owe it to ourselves to enjoy our lives NOW!
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Right now you're probably wondering about the investment for this amazing, fool-proof guide for natural weight loss, EXCLUSIVELY for young guys.
Before we get into the specifics of that (and the special offer I have for you at the moment), let me throw out some thoughts about the true value of this thing:
Look at my "before and after" picture and ask yourself, how much is it worth for you to get from the miserable chump on the LEFT to the confident, healthy and superhappy 'Casanova' on the RIGHT?...
Then just imagine the "new you"... Can you put a price on the shortcut information you need to get there FAST?
How much would a personal trainer cost to achieve NOT EVEN the same results?! Thousands of dollars?
Let's put this another way - how much time and money has been wasted on stuff that didn't work or gym memberships that don't get used?
Can you even put a value on the new confidence you'll have as the new, better looking you, and the way people will respond more positively to you in ALL areas of life?
You're also going to be a lot healthier... can you really put a value on being HEALTHIER... on LIVING longer?! (I mean seriously... that is NO JOKE).
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Seriously, I've been advised by experienced marketers that I should be selling this book at $299.
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This eBook is a copyright © 2010 CaptainWeightloss.com. Please do not illegally distribute this work in any way, it has seen many months and years of work and effort go into it! Questions? Email us at CaptainWeightloss at Gmail dot com.
Disclaimer: I'm not a medical professional or fitness trainer of any kind, and by purchasing this book and reading it, you acknowledge that everything contained inside it is intended as a personal opinion and for entertainment purposes only. You are responsible for the actions you take and should consult your doctor or professional health advisor before acting on any of the opinions in the book.
With that said, I'm AM a guy who's done it and changed his life for the better, and has a clear idea about what issues are preventing others from doing the same! I'm delighted you've found it and I guarantee it will make a HUGE difference! :)
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