Their Proven "Conversation Starters" Will
Leave Your Lips Easier Than You Can Ever Imagine…
Not Just Shooting You From Solo To Spoiled For Choice...
But Arming You With The Proven Roadmap
You'll Use To Swagger Blissfully Over
Every "Minefield" Of Lesbian Life...
Including...
How to come out at school, at work, and to family. Locating hot dykes for fun and friendship.. whether you live in the city or in the sticks... Seducing your secret crush Becoming a know-it-all "sexpert" Attracting your soul mate online Your lesbian personality and what it says to other women Avoiding painful gay drama Cheating lesbian "bed death" Mysterious Lesbian dating "rules" explained Less than obvious "giveaways" that a luscious lady-lover is in your cross-hairs
And buckets more "Queer Wisdom" you can put to
work to quickly change your life if you haven't
yet found "the one"... Or if having no-one to turn to for
fun and friendship is getting old FAST...
If you’d do anything to be so confident and seductive that the pick of the lesbian litter claws over broken glass to be with YOU…
If you’re keen to pump some lust into your current twosome...
If you’ve got a secret crush you desperately want to notice you and fall hard for your charms…
If you want to meet your fantasy woman and live happily ever after, or…
If you can’t fight off your desire to be with a woman, even if you’re in a relationship with a man…
If you just want to hook-up with as many girls as possible and make it a night to remember, not a regret-laced let down…
If you’d love to surprise a lover with a naughty… new and explosive ‘maneuver’ during your next bedroom bash…
If you’re sick and tired of only meeting horny dykes on the Internet and not face-to-face or lips-to-lips…
If you need to take that hero’s journey and come out with as little drama and upset as possible… If you never want to feel alone or different again, and instead get to know the many “kindred spirit” groups who’ll welcome you with open arms no matter who you like to kiss…
If you’d snatch up a virtual GPS to guide you successfully around this big and sometimes bad ‘straight planet’… while always being true to your own sexual DNA…
If you have a nagging need to truly understand and be at peace with your own natural yet confusing desires…
If you sense it’s time to start living the authentic, accepted and passionate lesbian life you deserve…
June 16, 2010
From the desk of: Jenny Jacobs
Re: Your blossoming love life
Dear Friend,
Let's face it...
We live on a "straight planet".
And when we come to realize it's ladies who shoot a tingle up our inside thigh, no-one is there to throw an arm over our shoulder and expertly guide us to the life we deserve.
In fact... It's inevitable that you start to feel alone. I know I did.
Even when you muster the courage to honor your tinglings it's no easier...
You find a confusing and catty lesbian world rises to meet you.
But it doesn't have to be that way.
Not for YOU anyway...
Because you need to know that at least for now, a sultry breeze of savvy lezzies have blown away the black clouds of Gay Drama.
A Secret Lesbian Sisterhood..?
You might call them that. It sounds a wee bit unlikely at first, but as you'll soon see...
A gaggle of ultra-confident and self-assured lesbians have -- at least for the countless hours I interviewed them -- shown that they are willing to help a sister out in every confusing aspect of gay-girl life.
It's their often shocking and counter-intuitive revelations that fuel the Lesbian Dating Bible that I want to share with you today.
But don't get the wrong idea...
I might have an acknowledged best-seller under my belt now, but my own lesbian journey was no skyrocketing success...
Maybe you can relate, but...
Coming out was easily the hardest and most painful thing I ever had to do.
As I'll share, in doing so I made some painful dating mistakes which put everything that was important to me in serious jeopardy. Changing my life forever.
But this letter isn't about me. It's 100% about YOU...
And the promise of a unique "lesbo leg-up" as you wisely reach for your own authentic, informed and fun-filled lesbian life.
And so we're clear...
It doesn't matter if you've got eyes for
quiet, strong butches... or girly high-heeled femmes...
or for dykes of any stripe for that matter...
I want you to know right now... today...
You can be the commanding and seductive girl in the room... the one who magnetizes smokin' hot chicks at will...
Who knows exactly what to say to start natural and meaningful conversations that quickly lead to explosive lip-locks and more...
And yet it gets even better...
The confidence to be your very best Sappho "self" won't only give flight to love-matches and spontaneous hook-ups...
The same self-assurance that attracts a line of eager women waiting to get to know you, naturally seeps into every other aspect of life...
Suddenly you're creating close life-long friendships...
Sealing an air-tight bond with your parents and family, no matter how they feel right now about you embracing who you truly are.
And before you know it...
You're giving any relationship a perma-jolt of passion...
No matter how long you've been together...
Or if you need to move on from a tired relationship you're doing so with renewed strength and energy.
And I'm going to make sure you know how to wow your partner anytime things take an intimate turn...
Enjoying a "connection" with any bedroom buddy that easily transcends anything you've had the intense pleasure of feeling before.
Best of all, thanks to me throwing you the keys to accelerate your mastery of online dating, all this is possible whether you live near a hummin' gayborhood or not.
So by any estimation, add all this up and...
You're Within Arms' Reach Of
The Lezzie Life You've Only
Dared To Dream About Until Today...
Now...
It's not that you or I need to cozy up to a steamin' honey to be happy... it just makes it a helluva lot easier!
I've even heard this said before...
"It takes two women to make one lesbian!"
Much as I'm about being a strong and independent woman, there's more than a grain of truth to that statement (a fact the Indigo Girls knew when they sang "The Power Of Two")!
Because when you're without a partner to hold, it's almost like you don't know who you really are.
Then that special someone enters life with a bang and...
You come alive...
Lungs pumping like pistons on a bullet-train...
Your heart beating in an interlocked unison you never imagined could feel so good.
It's A Feeling Only Natural To Yearn For...
But If You Don't Know It As Well As
You'd Like To... It's Hardly Your Own Fault...
Living on a "straight planet" means no-one takes us by the hand and helps us figure out the confusing thoughts running through our head.
Even worse... you get bombarded by church, school, family and media that the feelings you can't shake are somehow wrong, even unnatural. Only...
Deep down... you know your truth.
And it's something so pre-programmed inside you that if you're like me...
You've always felt different.
For me, I remember wondering why my classmates were checking out little Jimmy on the soccer field, when my focus was taken by the foxy point-guard playing varsity hoops.
And maybe you accepted your "truth" way back then. And ever since you've proudly walked around with what amounts to an "L" tattooed on your forehead...
Or perhaps it's taken you a little longer...
Maybe you've had failed relationships with guys... until you felt your feelings for the fairer sex could be ignored no longer.
Perhaps you're still in a relationship with a guy and you're trying to get your head around your urges to be with women. Either way, one thing's for sure...
Coming to terms with who you are isn't easy... and finding your place in the wider "label obsessed" Lesbian community can be draining.
That's why as you scour The Lesbian Dating Bible for answers, I've made sure to point you to your own "comfort spot" in the lesbo community where you can flourish beyond your imagination...
Tossing out all the limiting labels if you want to, and just settling into your own unique personality.
Feeling more comfortable in your own skin than ever before. And all because you know...
The 5 “A”… mazing” stages to embracing your gayness and squeezing every ounce of joy from a lesbian lifestyle. FYI… You might not be as far along as you think…
K.D. Lang, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia Di Rossi walk into a girl bar… the “dykon” you’re hot for on first glance can give you insight into the lesbo grouping you naturally embrace.
The stage of gay exploration where the fun truly begins. It’s also where you start to feel totally “at home” in your body and desires.
Why learning to be a lesbian can be like parachuting into a foreign country where they don’t speak a lick of English. That’s why I’m ready for you with easy “translations” that’ll make it EZ for you to take charge in your new world.
Understand yourself better by finding your place in the puzzling lesbian “star system”. You’ll get a clear picture of how you can take advantage of your status to secure hot dates.
Why being a lesbian is way more than just wanting to be with girls. And why that might be the best news ever if you’re desperate to escape your drab hometown, or keen to stay and turn your home life into party central…
How one small change in mindset can give you a blissful lesbian life… starting today! Seriously… can you say “Extreme Life Makeover”?
They call it “the question”… and without a clear answer your quest for queer love hangs by a thread. But no fear… I’ll give you everything you need to “buzz-in” with the correct answer and live the life you crave.
The most rewarding decision you’ll ever make in your lesbian lifetime. Too many dykes decline to make this “mental move”… but the payoffs are huge.
The simple “mind-fix” that effortlessly tosses out any deep-seated anger, resentment or guilt over being gay. This is key to relaxing in your own skin and finally loving and accepting yourself from head to toe.
Know lesbian bedroom "roles"… Stone butches who wanna give… Pillow Queens who wanna receive… and why most fall into the “mutual middle”… PLUS… who’s on-top, who’s on-bottom, and what rules are meant to be broken! You get the no-holds barred low-down so there’s no frustrating surprises or awkward encounters.
Why you should be ecstatic that you’re not the slightly plastic, married with 2.4 kids, All-American girl… You're YOU for a reason. And a very good reason at that.
Let's be clear here...
Difficult as it can be to find your place in the often back-stabbing Lesbian world...
It can be even tougher to tell everyone back in "straight land" who you are...
That's what tripped me up the most.
Out of sight of my mother I'd met Tara... a chapstick Mississippi State soccer-player in a chatroom.
Her screen name was "clueless girl".
In our private chat she told me her Dad had just had a heart attack. Sensing she needed someone to talk to I told her she could call me anytime.
Well, once we got talking... you know the feeling... we just clicked. (Her sexy southern accent didn't hurt either!)
We'd jabber back 'n' forth from 12.30am until 6am sometimes.
One night she told me she loved me.
I replied, "I think I'm falling for you too..."
How things progressed from there was hardly how I expected. Or what I'd hoped for. I wish I could have known what I was doing at the time so I didn't get hurt.
To save you the same "scars" I've dedicated a full chapter of The Lesbian Dating Bible to making coming out as painless as possible.
Fact is... if you're in the closet, or only halfway out, I'd suggest you stay put until you discover...
How to come out at work without water-cooler gossip runnin’ wild. You won't need to worry about any nightmare scenarios when you use this measured and proven approach.
Why you’re never a coward if you don’t want to tell your secret to everyone at once. You’re just smart for knowing some people will be too ignorant to deal with it. That’s why shutting up for the moment is sometimes best… and other times a piecemeal strategy is the order of the day. Whatever pace feels right to you, I’ll guide you in your own journey.
The “dumb-deadline” you should never place on revealing your superhero lesbo identity. It's pressure you don't need at a time when you should be relaxing and enjoying yourself. How to handle straight friends shocked by your revelation. I’ll coach you through the gamut of common questions, reactions, and your best response… Coming out to your parents? Give them this “resource” right after you break you news. It’ll make the mental transition to having a gay daughter that much easier.
The massive fear that instantly lifts off your shoulders when you come out. This is the ultimate way to be in control of your life and live with peace in your heart.
The pros and pitfalls of coming out in high school or college. You know how bitchy classmates can be. My run down of “issues to consider” will give you the upper hand to shut up Little Miss Priss or Dumb-As-A-Stick Jock before they utter a single word…
What to do when friends and family don’t take the news how you’d hoped. Any fray in your relationship can be sewn back together. I’ll tell you how.
Why “surprise party etiquette” should be employed when you break the big news to family and friends who don’t know yet. This will save you being hit with shocked and judgemental faces.
The most important guests at a “coming out” party? For critical moral support, make sure these people show their face. It'll give you a huge boost of comfort and confidence.
Of course, you don't have to be "out" to give off a magnetic charge that makes other women weak at the knees. See..
Whether You're Rocking A Buzz-Cut Or A Blond Bob...
Leather... Tweed... Tats or Gold Earrings...
Whether You're In The Closet Or Way "Out"...
Here's what you need to know...
A series of "shortcuts" exist that allow you to dump all your insecurities forever...
Seeing yourself in a bright new light as you exchange self-doubt for the rush of being the girl everyone looks at and asks, what's her secret?
The dyke who's the free-wheelin' CEO of her life from the minute she jumps out of bed excited to meet the day, all the way through to sunset...
When she and her partner light the candles about to illuminate their latest session of bedroom "Twister". And now, with the power The Lesbian Dating Bible is about to put in your hands, it's your turn to...
Start To See Yourself Fearlessly Armed With
More Confidence... Boldness And Seductive Powers Than You Ever Imagined Possible...
Because none of us have a crystal ball, and you simply never know who's around the next corner, or who'll be visiting your girl-bar for the very first time...
And if an instant eye-lock means you've just bumped into the future love of your life... you better know...
Non-cheesy “conversation starters" that lead to real, meaningful and flirty conversations. These lines will leave your lips so easily there's virtually no chance they won’t get a warm and enthusiastic response. HOT! Why the most critical part of female sexual seduction begins before you close the door behind you for a night on the prowl. You'll see how the beauty of a successful seduction is in the "prep steps" prior to any breathless bra-flingin'. The “must-have” feeling that jet-fuels any successful seduction. Don't have it... or can't generate it quickly... and the odds of labia-on-labia lovin' plummet like a brick. How undergarments can help you avoid humiliation when things get frisky. No lesbian looking for love couldn't use this advice! What you absolutely have to “drop” before any woman will want to rip your clothes off. Fail to let go and you might be riding solo for a while longer. The Hollywood “directing trick” to making sure the coast is clear for an amorous approach. Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox know this trick like the back of their hand. Soon, you'll use it to enhance your own sex-appeal too. The “homo-no-no” when you need to get a girl’s attention FAST and prep her for your approach. Pulling this stunt only stifles the chance of any chandalier-swingin'. The “L-Word” secret to steely-strong confidence before you chat-up your dream girl. Nothing else gives you the head of steam to grab yourself a night of nakedness like this "seen on TV" trick. The jaw-dropping effect of a genuine smile. I’ll tell you how to respond after she beams right back. How much physical affection you need to give her to show into her, but not come on too strong and scare her off. You need to strike a delicate balance, especially when you've only got one shot to snare the gorgeous girl in front of you.
Maybe you're reading this and thinking how terrific this all sounds...
Being able to juice up your confidence levels and be the all-powerful gay-girl you've always wanted to be.
But if you're like how I used to be, then all the lesbian cattiness can be a bit much. And sometimes you just want to avoid it.
Although at the same time, you realize when you want to play tonsil-hockey with the finest fillies in God's creation then you best get out there.
And I'm making that easier than ever...
The power I'm putting at your fingertips today is going to give you all the confidence you need to "own" any dating situation you find yourself in.
To truly be more in charge... in control... and more immune to petty lezzie gossip than ever before.
Plus... today, you're joining the same self-assured "sisterhood" of lezzies who are rejecting the usual back-stabbing to help a sister out.
Anyway... (And if you know this already then give me an "Amen") but...
Cats and Fag-Hags Are Fine Company
For Sure... But They're A Sorry Substitute For
The Fiery Touch Of A Woman In Heat!
And to discover this for yourself it's critical you can effortlessly draw on...
The rejection-free secrets to getting any girl’s number without a single pang of anxiety. It's simpler and easier than you know. It's no surprise some catty dykes keep these black-book stuffing secrets to themselves. HOT! The Do’s and Don’ts of using Facebook and Twitter to forge lasting lesbian relationships. I’ll lay on the line every embarrassing mistake you make at your peril. 3 Reputation Saving Secrets which mean you can mix an open bottle of booze with xxxxxxx and not have to hide your face in the dark corner of a girl-bar for weeks. You'd be amazed how much this happens and how easily you can avoid being trapped in such a painful predicament. Most people HATE this… and bitch about those who do it… but you'll notice, never when the “criminal” is HOT as hell! Plus, nothing says “Kiss me” quite like it! Why you should always play the lesbian dating “game” by your own rules. I'm putting YOU in charge of your life, no-one else. You want to do “this” in the gym… but never as you walk up to Ms. Right. I've made the mistake before and believe me, nothing turns her off you faster.
Believe it or not...
Find yourself face-to-face with a beauty you're desperate to get to know and soon you'll have every key you need to weave an unescapable web of seduction.
You'll know what "to-do"... but even more importantly, you'll be wise to humiliating stumbling blocks you should avoid at all cost.
And since you've got every advantage you need to score dates by the dozen...
The next step on your journey to the lesbo promised land is to become a "super-dater"...
The Gay Godess Who Charms The Socks
(And Just About Everything Else) Off Any
Woman Who Dares Look Her Way...
So you're not just scoring dates like it's going outta style... you're taking every dating situation to skyscraper heights of fun 'n' frolics.
I'll tell you more about this in just a second. First I want to let you know I didn't come from a city with a buzzin' gayborhood I could hit anytime I jonesed for some dating action.
I sorta lived in sticks. So I ventured online and like I told you, I met Tara...
A Mississippii soccer player who I fell hard for during nights snuggled with the phone under my sheets...
I didn't know if my Mom suspected something or not. And I was too scared of her reaction to tell her about the feelings I simply couldn't ignore.
But suddenly she couldn't not be suspicious...
As the mailman shoved an envelope in our mailbox that changed everything.
The $2600 Phone Bill(!)
"What is this?" my Mom demanded to know --- steam shooting out her ears.
And even today, a full 13 years later, I wish I could take my response back.
Because although I'll tell you what I did, it makes me so happy that I'll saving you any of the same "crisis points" in your own life.
As I hope you realize what I'm about to guide you around the hellish potholes that trip other lesbians face-first onto the bone-snapping concrete of gay life.
See... It doesn't matter one bit if you've been mistaken for a boy... or had some numbnutz tell you you're too pretty to be a lesbian...
"Lesbian dating" is a confusing force unto itself...
That's why I'm making sure you know...
Who should pay for dinner or the movies? I’ll tell you who should cough up cash so there's no uncomfortable moments or hurt feelings. Should a butch always pay for a femme? You'll discover who needs to keep their wallet closed and who needs to fling it open with a smile.
The 4 “rules-of-the-road” that stop open relationships becoming a nightmare waiting to happen. You can bring BIG LOVE in your boudoir and make it work. But you need this advice to save yourself becoming “lezzy” in the middle.
Dating a closet-case? I’ll show how to keep things light ‘n’ fun and avoid every date becoming a “heavy” psycho-therapy session.
How to dip a stagnant relationship into a giant vat of Louisiana hot sauce! Have a water-gun on stand-by… heating things up with this inexpensive “modern technology” has never been so spicy…
3 critical issues to consider before you step a single foot into a Long Distance Relationship. If your babe is out of town you can keep things steamy… but being naive can get you needlessly hurt.
The frustrating subject you should avoid like the plague on any date. And no, it’s not politics or religion, but it can be a relationship killer.
The best venues for a first date. This depends on how much you want to talk, or just stare into each other’s eyes…
When is double dating not a good idea? After all, we are talking about four beautiful women and a tray of inhibition-crushing drinks!
Be warned: Your date will sprint for the hills if you happen to run into these “characters” by accident. One simple phone call though... and problem solved.
How to date a Baby Dyke while limiting the “OMG… drama-factor”. Lets save the "tension" for when you're watching a movie sex-scene that's blowing your skirts up.
And when you're a skilled seducer who's dating life is taking off like a rocket, chances are you'll quickly meet someone special.
A woman who turns you on like no-one before her... a partner in life who truly understands you... who loves you deeply for exactly who you are...
Yep... Someone You Can Truly Be Your Goofy Self
Around Every Minute Of Every Exciting Day...
Only sad fact is, this can be brutally snatched from you almost outta nowhere.
Maybe you've felt the traumatic loss of a "forever" relationship already.
If you have, and it still grates on your mind, I guarantee it's the last time you'll ever feel so beat up... so low...
Because as you excitedly dive into the Lesbian Dating Bible you'll fast stumble on proven advice to keep a relationship granite-strong. You'll never get robbed of love again when you know...
3 ways to bar-the-door so jealousy can’t gobble up your shot at love. As less savvy dykes let this green-eyed monster destroy their best love-matches… you’ll sit secure with your love, having dealt the beast a lethal blow.
How to know when you’re ready for a long-term relationship. It’s in our blood to get serious with women at the drop of a hat. But that doesn’t mean we always should. I’ll give you the low-down on how to know when the time is right for long-term love.
Ready to U-haul? Don’t move an inch closer to a matching mail box before you tick off my 4 must-have matching qualities…
The 3 unbreakable rules of “Ex-Etiquette”… Yes, you can still be friends when you’re with your new girlfriend, but without these ground-rules you’re asking for heartache…
The absolute worst reason to ever move in with a girlfriend… even if she’s insanely hot! I'm so glad you won't have to find this out for yourself.
Disarm the Top 8 Lesbo Libido Killers before they put an end to your exciting new sex life. I’ll give you the full “cheat-sheet” to beat Lesbian Bed Death forever.
How to salvage a stormy relationship and not just get left with the cats! You can secure your twosome for longer than you think when you follow this simple advice.
Yes… You can win her back! She’ll be in your arms again in no time when you follow my step-by-step guide to reclaiming the lost love of your life.
And although you'll be discovering how to keep a great relationship intact... and even crank up the heat several degrees... let's be real here...
Sometimes you do find yourself stuck in a relationship that's past its sell-by-date.
That's why to shoot into the next exciting phase of your life there are some proven "break-up" strategies you need to know. A set of simple action-steps that'll hand you the freedom and fresh start you deserve.
I'll make sure you know each and every one of them, but before I do you need to get caught up on what happened between me and Tara.
Soon as my Mom got her breath back after I hit her with a $2600 phone bill --- and as much as I detest bold-faced lies --- I threw back some pathetic excuse.
I think I told her Tara was about to move to Pennsylvania and I was giving her "moving advice."
Talk about lame.
And all to hide the fact that I wasn't yet ready to tell Mom, especially in her freaked out state, that I liked the ladies.
But although I wasn't brave enough to "come out" right there... my gut was telling me to follow my "truth" and take action right away.
Next thing you know I'm unloading my beat up 91' Turizmo for 175 bucks.. and stood in line at the Greyhound kiosk in the heat of August.
38 Hours Packed Like A Sardine On A Cramped Sweaty Greyhound Bus... And For What?
Before I share what greeted me across Mississippi state lines I first want to make sure we're clear on what today is set to mean for you.
Because you're about to join the very same "sisterhood" of self-assured and confident lezzies I've spent hours interviewing to amass this jam-packed "bible" of queer wisdom...
Meaning you're literally minutes from discovering how you too can throw your arms around a lezzie life stuffed to bursting with adventure and uncensored thrills.
And know this above all else...
In the months it took me to gather all these time-tested ways for you to grab a proven advantage in the dating stakes...
I had one single-minded goal plague my every move...
Making this the only resource you'll ever need to become the lesbian who strolls into the girl-bar stacked with confidence...
And who let's that confidence run wild in every aspect of gay-girl life and beyond.
I'm proud to say I've achieved this goal for you and much more...
Introducing...
The Lesbian
Dating Bible
The only guide of it's kind to give you the confidence and knowledge you need to attract and seduce the cutest women you can imagine.
And the newfound confidence you get from from this comprehensive and instantly downloadable guide won't just show up in the form of hot girls on your arm and in your bed!
Your entire life from top-to-toe is about to be the beneficiary of your new and improved Sappho "self"...
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That means...
Heavenly dykes are magically drawn to YOU... they may even make the daring first move, even though you're ready with easy-to-remember "conversation starters". And believe me, they're a universe away from dumb cheesy lines you've turned your eyes up at before.
Eyes at the girl-bar swing in your direction... It's not so much about looks as much as it is about oozing confidence, something you're about to do very soon.
Watch your inbox overflow at online dating sites... as you'll see below, I'm hooking you up with everything you need to become "the woman" every online hottie keeps checking to hear back from.
And ready yourself to...
Enter a blissful period in your life where you're completely yourself... The advice you're about to take in is going to convince you that you're a special someone to be reckoned with... and who's about to blossom into her element.
Crash through the lavender ceiling at work... It won't take much for your new confidence to translate into people finally noticing the unmistakable "it" factor you've been hiding all this time.
Be known as the "sexpert" in any relationship... You really are about to slap goofy (and sweaty) grins on any significant other blessed enough to share your bed. Because I hope you didn't think The Lesbian Dating Bible would leave out all the juicy bits!
Sex is simply too critical a part of any relationship. In fact, it's no exaggeration to say...
Bad Sex Murders "Sure-Thing" Relationships
In Cold Blood... And Turns Delicious One-Night Stands Into Humilating Horror Shows...
You could say me showing you how to snag the dyke of your dreams is just the spark before the flame. As in explicit detail I'm going to give you step-by-step instruction on becoming a "firestarter" behind closed curtains...
Whether you've just met hours before and you're exploring each other's bodies for the first time... or you're getting your freak on with the long-time love of your life... you're about to get lost in lust.
And you'll steam up those windows thanks to...
Expert tricks to make oral sex unforgettable… That tongue of yours needs to “work it” in this specific way to elicit the explosive reaction you desire…
The lost art of spooning. Done properly and you’ll be eating up this position like it’s your favorite flavor of ice cream.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Why “packing” rocks, and how to do it properly for maximum pleasure for you and the ladies it attracts.
How to make “fisting” a moaning moment of Zen... not a painful mood-killer. I'll walk you through every pleasure principle you need to know.
The inside scoop on “tribbing”. How to do it… when to do it… and what the heck is it in the first place!
3 easy ways to turn sensual butt-play into the hit of any “scream party”. Who'd have thought the junk in your trunk was such an overlooked "grab-bag" of pleasure points.
How to expertly create wave after wave of “titular tremors” that you and your girl will never forget! Grip those bed-sheets for dear life... a tsunami is "coming" right at you!
PLUS... Naughty can be very nice! The essential rules to threesomes… S & M… electro-stimulation… and other exciting options for keeping bedroom fires blazing…
That's already enough to wake the most heavy sleepin' neighbors. But I'm just getting started. The "sisterhood" sure knows some mighty fine tricks to taking bedroom antics to a whole new level. Take it from me...
Very Soon... The Next Time A Dip-Stick Straight Dude
Asks You How Lesbians Have Sex...
You're About To Have All The Answers!
Better yet...
I'm putting YOU into action to explore your own body in ways you probably never imagined would produce such gasps (or grunts!)
Where to locate true “lesbian made” porn. I’ll give you the little-known “Internet doorway” I use to grab authentic and “hyper-turn-on” DVD’s that deliver true lesbian thrills. (Perfect if you love watching butches, andro’s or femmes having a grand old time…)
The right and wrong way to wield a dildo. Your night-stand buddy can be friend or foe. I’ll show you how to make it the best pal you’ve ever had. And how to sexily introduce it to your next lover for “threesome fun”.
This hidden “sex spot” is always on public display at any softball game... I’ll make sure you know exactly what to do when the time is right for you to “pinch hit” your way to a crowd-cheering orgasm…
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