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FarmVille Banned Secrets
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IMPORTANT: Your farmer friends aren't going to like you after this...


FarmVille Freak Shares His Winning Secret Techniques.
YOU Can Use These Techniques To LEGALLY Grow Your Farm Faster Than
Everyone Else.
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I can't help it that I've SUCCEEDED where so many have failed...

I have the most complete farm and found the best technique to achieve
it. I should be given some credit for it right? Nooo....I get bugged,
harassed and even been called an out right lier... wtf...

HERE'S PROOF that I know what I'm doing:

SO WHO AM I?

My name is Ryan Parker and I really think I am the best FarmVille
player around. Some fools will doubt, but as you can see from my proof
photos, I am the real deal.

I am the neighbor that has all the buildings, all the ribbons, all
the stars and has even done all the landscaping beautifully. I am the
neighbor that never has withered plants, is always planting the right
crops and generally does an amazing job at managing his farm. I am the
neighbor to be envied.

Ok, Lets cut the BS. I don't value your opinion, but I am here to
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than I do...

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DEAR POOR STRUGGLING FARMER,

I'm sure your sick of being broke. Living in the shadows of other
farmers who can afford huge villas, have all the latest seasonal gifts
etc. If this describes you then this guide is for you.

Its always a terrible feeling to know that no matter what you do, you
can't reach the levels of the true masters of the game. I used to ask:


"Am I not working hard enough?"

"Are they just buying their way to success?"

"What crops are they planting to level so fast?"

Not happy with the way things were going, I decided to INVESTIGATE.
How could normal players level up and collect so much money in such a
short time? Was there some cheat that I didn't know about?

I've spent at least 3 months sneaking around and spying on successful
players trying to understand how they earned so much coin and how some
of them can get to level 70 so quickly.

Looking at their activities almost 24 hours a day I could finally see
how the successful players did it. I finally understood how they
expanded their far so fast. After concentrating on no less than 20
successful professional players I could see ways to combine their
strategies and develop techniques which could potentially beat them at
their own game.

These guys had no idea I was taking their strategies for free, not a
clue. That is until they saw that I was making more coins and leveling
faster than them. You would be surprised at how jealous some people
get when they see you beating them.

IT WAS HUMILIATING!

I went a bit further than just investigating their farms. I also
added them as friends and messaged them about how they got their farm
so “_perfect_”. The snobbish fools laughed at me. I would try to
Facebook chat them or even message them so I could ask them what their
strategies were. The most common answer I got was a blank screen.
Those that did message back laughed at me and made me feel like a
feeble runt.

I PERSISTED. I didn’t care that they laughed at me. I didn’t care
that they looked down on me. All I wanted was their strategies and
techniques. Eventually after many messages and chats to ask them how
it’s done they continued with their bashing. They laughed about how
easy it was and how normal players like me couldn’t figure it out.
They commented on how _STUPID_ people were for not doing it.

I AGAIN PERSISTED. The majority of these successful players refused
to give up their secrets. Slowly, a few of them cracked. They let me
know some of their hidden secrets out of pity.

IT WAS SHOCKING!

What these successful players told me made me feel stupid. Some of
the strategies were so SIMPLE. I found that many of the strategies and
techniques were really about increasing crop production dramatically
and also optimizing farmland utility.

These pro’s never had any withered crops, never had to sell any
assets for coin. They knew exactly how to stay ahead of everyone else.
It’s not what everyone automatically thinks. There is certainly more
to it.

I took another 3 months to refine and improve on those techniques
that I got illicitly. I changed them around and made some of them even
MORE POWERFUL.

I now have the biggest farm (Mighty Plantation - 24x24), the best
decorations and vehicles plus the ultimate goal of having not one but
a couple of 1,000,000 coin Villas.

I used to share all my information on this page for free. I thought
it would be great that I share some of what I’ve learnt with fellow
FarmVille farmers. Maybe start a discussion to get all the farmers
together to talk about their experiences and to share any other tips
that they might have. I thought it was a pretty good idea then.

All it took was a couple of days for me to realize it was the wrong
thing to do. I got thousands of Facebook friend ads, thousands of
messages, thousands of email. All asking me to show them how I did it
and even if there was more that I wasn’t showing. Everyone wanted to
know more. They wanted me to reply their messages immediately. It was
all a bit mad for a few days.

I also didn’t know that those professional players would get upset
at what I was doing. They accused me of trying to ruin the game. They
told me to take the site down or they will get my site banned and also
have their connections at Zynga to ban my playing account. I’ve had
my Facebook account hacked, my email server hacked, been sent
thousands of Viruses and Trojans and worst. All from these
professional players that don’t want me to reveal their guarded
secrets and sensitive information.

Truthfully, it was becoming rather dangerous for me to keep this site
up. I was contemplating if I should give in and close the site down.
It would seem that these guys would stop at anything to CAUSE PAIN TO
ME. There was even a time that my server guys got harassed and said
that I had to find a solution quickly. If not they would have no
choice but to ban my site.

BUT…

I’M NOT A QUITTER!!

I had to find a way to keep these professional players happy while
still be able to share all this information that I worked so hard at
obtaining. I know for a fact that there are millions of players that
can’t enjoy FarmVille because they are doing things wrong. Getting
frustrated that they are always broke while seeing all the successes
of their neighbors. I’ve been there and I know the pain. I want to
spread the secret around.

That’s why I created the:

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This is the best-selling and most comprehensive guide for FarmVille
there is. I have sold thousands of copies to farmers with nearly NO
RETURNS AT ALL. That is testament to the quality and detail of my work
being enjoyed by so many farmers now.

My guide will contain ALL the detailed investigative work, ALL the
trade secrets, ALL the important information and ALL the sensitive
information that I have discovered. I don’t hold anything back.
Everything that I have discovered from the professional players and
developed myself is _IN THIS GUIDE_.

These are the exact same tactics that have made me millions of coins
and helped me get all the beautiful buildings and decorations you can
see. It contains all the IMPORTANT INFORMATION that the professional
players have hated me for releasing.

DON’T SETTLE FOR LESS...

You have probably seen other FarmVille guides out too. In my research
and investigation I too spent my own hard earned cash to buy some of
these “guides”. They claim that they have made many millions,
sometimes even billions of coins and have unlimited supply of
FarmVille Cash, AND how they can show you how to do the exact same
thing. I can tell you now that 99% of these guys are TOTAL FRAUDS.

You may have even fallen prey to some of these scam artists. Me too.
I’ve bought so many of these “Get 300 FarmVille Cash Free in 24
hour” or “Level 70 in 1 week” scam guides during my
investigation that I totally lost count. I don’t know why, I tend to
believe in the “good” in people. Time and time again I get
disappointed when everything these scammers promise never comes true.

Their products are full of fluff and filler. There are even vendors
that sell programs to cheat FarmVille players. Innocent players will
eventually get your account BANNED BY ZYNGA if they follow the
instructions of these scammers.

My strategies are 100% LEGAL and have been used by all the
professional players to get themselves to where they are today. Using
other methods with unauthorized bots and hacks etc will get you
BANNED, it’s not worth it.

IMPORTANT: I also never ask for your account information. Never give
away your account information or you will get your account hacked and
stolen. Some other fraudster guides will ask you for this, NEVER GIVE
OUT YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION.

DON’T BECOME A VICTIM...

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Why 90% of players start out designing their farms
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How to track your crops like the professional players.
Guaranteed to never have crops wither and rot again;

Exact guide of planting schedules for a 24 hour day based
on different player levels;

Step-by-step guide to mastering each crop level FAST;

How to _sniper_ other friends to become neighbors, get
them sending you gifts, fertilizing your crops and more;

How to run the optimum farm layout for greatest coin
and XP return per acreage;

How to obtain items like decoration and buildings without
bankrupting yourself;

How to maximize your time with the right combination of
crops at different times of the day;

How to secretly exchange coin for XP;

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You will now be able to…

Show off to your friends that you can afford a few
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Obtain Seasonal buildings and upgrades to show you
update every so often BECAUSE YOU CAN;

Push your farm acreage up to the 24x24 Mighty
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Obtain XP to level quickly;

Buy all the Decorations and Buildings you need to
complete your farm experience;

Buy all the Trees and Animals to fill up your farm;

And so much more…

You’ll Never Find another Guide That Gives More.

Here’s What Other FarmVille Players Are Saying
About “FarmVille Banned Secrets” Guide

Hi Ryan,

Take the Guide off-line, I’ll give you all my FV Cash. Haha..Nah
I’m kidding. I’ve finally managed to get enough coin and FV Cash
to do that I wanted with my farm. Thank You. But I now also understand
why people are so guarded about this stuff. I too have been getting
some nasty emails from jealous neighbors and friends. How petty some
people are... Some have even said that I’m cheating and must stop or
they will report me. WTF right...

I was on the verge of quitting the game. My crops were withering all
the time. I probably lost 10s of thousands a day just on withered
crops. It was near impossible to get enough coin for anything. I was
basically stuck at level 10. It sucked...

That all changed when I got your FarmVille Banned Secrets Guide. I
finally found out how to manage my farm properly. I’ve never had a
withered crop since. I get coins so easily and level at least a couple
of times a day. What a relief...

All the rest of the stupid guides I bought gave me NOTHING. I just
wasted my money. I’ve just leveled to 37 and can try planting some
Asparagus now. Best thing is, I just finished reading the guide 1 week
ago. I’m on the way to buying my first Villa and I have enough trees
and animals to make anyone that visits my farm jealous. It’s great
;)

Anyway, just wanted to say a big Thank You for the guide dude... You
really did a detailed report into everything...

Cheers.

Dr. James Coleman

Howdy,

My friend recommended me to your FarmVille Banned Secrets Guide. He
said that it was really ‘Da Bomb’ as he put it. I was skeptical
but since you have a 100% money back guarantee I ordered the guide. It
was no risk to me anyway. I din like it, I could return it.

To be honest, I wasn’t expecting much from your guide. I was
pleasantly delighted that I WAS WRONG. I’ve seen so many guides
online that promise heaven and earth but always fall short of
delivering anything substantial. This one different, it is certainly
worth the money that I paid for it. The detailed analysis, the tips,
the secret techniques are stuff that you just don’t find anywhere
else. It has subsequently changed my view of guides and ebooks. The
quality of work presented in your guide is almost at-par with
professional financial statements or even pHD thesis reports. It is so
refreshing to see guides like this where the author really takes pride
in their work and provides easily understood solutions to problems.

My farm is also looking so much healthier than it was before. Your
techniques really work. I’m also quite sure that some people would
be unhappy that you are revealing so much. It almost puts players with
your guide at an unfair advantage compared to the rest of the players.

Anyway, like I said, it’s really a great guide and I hope the
quality of your work will remain. It is a breath of fresh air to have
people like you around.

Kind Regards.

Mr. Olsen G. Wells

Hi,

I’ll admit that I can’t be at my computer all the time checking
on my crops. I can probably be at the computer 2 to 3 times MAX a day.
I do love the game but I have other more important commitments. I
thought that this is the main reason why I can’t gain as much coin
or XP compared to other players. With FarmVille Banned Secrets and
specifically its Professional Timing section, I am able to make
maximum use of the farm even if I can’t be at the comp the whole
day.

I am easily getting more than double the amount of coins and XP
compared to before. For this I think it’ll be appropriate for me to
say a big THANK YOU for providing me this important secret. I am now
able to compete with those people that sit in front of their computers
24/7 and still have so much time to do what I want. THANK YOU!

Dean Gabriel

Yo!

This guide is AWESOME! Man...I thought I knew a bit about FarmVille
but you really did a heck of a lot of research. Kudos to you for
making everything so detailed. I especially liked the section where
you showed the 24 hour return for each crop. That really made it very
easy for me to find the most suitable crop for my schedule.

I just finished reading the guide 2 days ago and I’m super
impressed. I’ve used the "secret" tips and really made a killing the
last couple of days. Those people that I have been chasing up the
ladder are now below me. I now have new targets which I’m sure
I’ll surpass in just a few days.

Thank You for showing me how simple it really is.

Olivia Linderman

A big Thank You for the guide, Ryan.

It has changed the way I play FarmVille and has certainly helped me
in getting the coins and XP that I need to level quickly. Previously
it took me 1 month just to get to level 10. I thought that was fast
until I got your guide. After reading it I leveled to 20 within 3
days. It’s amazing. Keep up the good work.

Bye!

Vanessa Lee

Ryan,

What can I say, if I were those professional players that you were
talking about, I’d be pretty pissed too. What you have revealed is
quite BIG. With this stuff you can advance in the game so easily. It
almost becomes too easy to play FarmVille.

I used to think that all the top players were those that were glued
on their computers. I’ve found that with your tips and secret
techniques I am able to be away from the computer for the whole day
while still getting a huge amount of coins and XP. No way was I able
to do that before I bought your FarmVille Banned Secrets.

Your guide has been a real life saver for me.

Connie T.

Here is your chance to finally get the tips, systems and secret
techniques that the professional players have been using to get on top
and staying there for months.

I totally understand if you are skeptical. I am promising a lot but
as you can see from the testimonials above, my FARMVILLE BANNED
SECRETS guide is really that packed with critical information for
FarmVille players. I almost never get refund requests or never get
people emailing me complaining about the guide.

Just to ease your conscience I will provide you with one thing that
all seller can’t offer. Your purchase of my guide is 100% RISK FREE.

LET ME EXPLAIN…

I am so confident with my guide that I’ll give you the option of
returning the guide anytime within 60 days of purchase and I’ll give
you a FULL REFUND. No questions. You’ll get your money the very next
day.

You won’t need to convince me or even have a valid reason.

I am so confident that you will be happy and satisfied with my
FARMVILLE BANNED SECRETS guide that I am basically taking on all the
risk here. Even if you request for a refund you can keep the guide for
your future reference.

This is my promise to you. It is backed by ClickBank who basically is
the payment processor so I am bound by what I am saying here to you.
LEGALLY BOUND!

Remember, even after you’ve used my guide for 60 days, you ask for
a refund, I am obligated to give it to you or I get into even deeper
trouble. Deeper than the trouble I stirred up by releasing these bits
of sensitive FarmVille information in the first place.

Be VERY CAREFUL Which Strategies You Use
Following Others Might Get Your Account BANNED!!

I really am not kidding here. I am not overstating it nor am I just
trying to scare you. This is a very valid concern that every farmer
should be aware of. YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WHAT TIPS AND STRATEGIES TO
USE.

Remember, all the tips, techniques and secret strategies that I
provide in my guide are TOTALLY 100% LEGAL and allowable in the game.
There is no risk of getting banned. I don’t provide you with
anything more than what the professional players are doing. Since I
and the rest of the professional players aren’t getting banned. You
will never get banned too. It really is that simple.

Is losing your FarmVille account worth the little bit of coins and XP
that you’ll gain? I hardly think so.

PLEASE DON’T use strategies or hacks that will get your account
banned;

PLEASE DON’T, buy other less developed “guides”, these are
scams;

PLEASE DON’T, give out your account information to anybody, even
those who promise to give you millions of dollars or coins, or in
return for their guide, they are fraudsters;

PLEASE DON’T, remain broke and stuck in the low levels anymore;

PLEASE DON’T, buy FarmVille Cash with your own hard-earned money,
I’ll show you a way you can get Real US$ into your PayPal account to
“purchase” as much FarmVille Cash as you want. 100% Legit

You don’t mind wasting your time when you could be spending just a
few minutes
instead of a few hours a day at your farm;

You don’t mind the shame of showing your neighbors that you are
struggling with your
farm;

Don’t mind having a puny 14x14 farm;

You don’t mind risking your account using unauthorized bots, hacks
and cheats
provided by other vendors or free of the internet;

You don’t mind wasting your money on other “guides” that are
worthless and possible
scams and frauds trying to steal your money;

You aren’t planning on playing FarmVille any longer or have given
up;

IMPORTANT: You have to be ready for a stream of jealous people if you
use the techniques and sensitive information provided my guide. If you
have a farm that is nicer than others and you seem more successful
than them; they will either stop at nothing. They will pester you or
they will try to bring you down. It’s a sad fact that I’ve had to
live with.

The first thing that you’ll notice is that you’ll get a lot of
messages of Facebook. Some from your friends and sometimes even from
people you don’t know. The overwhelming majority will be about how
you developed your farm so quickly and how you got so much coin or
FarmVille Cash. Approximately 10% will be messages from haters that
accuse you of cheating etc. You must be ready to deal with people’s
jealousy and not get affected emotionally by whatever harassment that
you might get from being successful. This is very important.

YOU ARE GETTING LEFT BEHIND!

I have sold over One Hundred Copies of my guide. There is a new horde
of people equipped with the secret techniques, tips and sensitive
information provided in my guide that is basically bulldozing their
way to the upper ladders of FarmVille.

If you are still interested in getting ahead in FarmVille you have to
ask these questions:

_“How much longer do I want to have a poor farm?”_

The second would be:

_“How much time have I wasted on my poor farm for nothing?”_

The third would be:

_“How far ahead would I be if I’d bought the guide earlier?”_

Since you’re investing your time in FarmVille, make the most
efficient use of it. Don’t use techniques that are slow and
unreliable. Don’t waste your time. Don’t wish for more but get
less.

Don’t let this chance pass your by. You could become the biggest
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My _FARMVILLE AND REAL MONEY_ Guide contributes very highly to why
the professional players hate me so much. I’m putting it right at
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method where you can get Real US$ through PayPal or through the
monthly check to your bank account. You can then use that Real US$ to
buy FarmVille Cash or just spend it on other things. Your Choice.

This is also part of the reason why you will notice some professional
players have extremely high FarmVille Cash reserves, sometimes into
the thousands. Most novice players will assume either they have bought
the FarmVille Cash or cheated. In reality they have just done what
I’m going to tell you in my guide.

My _FARMVILLE AND REAL MONEY_ guide is quite simple and is very “to
the point”. It will continue to work day-in, day-out as long as you
put into practice what I have asked you to do.

This guide alone is valued at $59 but I’m giving it out FREE
because it completes my analysis of professional players. I have
received emails from players who have gained over 1000 FarmVille Cash
and also those that have decided to cash-out with THOUSANDS of $USD.
This report is powerful and is my GIFT TO YOU to guarantee your
success.

I am extremely confident that with my FARMVILLE BANNED SECRETS and
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TO YOU CHAMPION,

__

P.S As you already know, I’m getting into a bit of trouble selling
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