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WELCOME TO THE LORD OF POKER WEBSITE

_ FACT: PLAYING POKER IS ONE OF THE FASTEST WAYS TO MAKE MONEY ON
THE INTERNET, YET 90% OF POKER PLAYERS WENT BUST WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT
HIT THEM…_

“FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN WIN ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT OVER AND OVER
AGAIN AT ONLINE POKER ROOM* — EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HECK
POKER IS!”

DEAR FRIEND,

Its true when people say that there is no easy way to make money.

And I’ve felt this pain before. A hurt that took so long to end. I
surf the web every single day, turning thousands of pages of
opportunities that promise me wealth and prosperity, but in the end
they all turned out to be liars. In short, I’ve tried everything.
Nothing seems to work.

Until one day, I met this guy on a chat forum. He blathered about
how he makes around $10,000 every month playing “games” from his
laptop. He also said that he never works for someone else in his
entire life.

“What nonsense!” I said.

Making that kind of money by playing games? Yeah, right. What games?
Money games? MLM?

“Poker.”

What?

“It’s online poker.”

That day, he revealed EVERYTHING to me. He even showed me some
unarguably PROOF how he makes money by playing simple poker game on
the net. It was almost like… a money-magnet. Unbelievable.

"MY LIFE WAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN LITERALLY OVERNIGHT”

BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER!

“Don’t worry; if you haven’t played any poker games before,
then you’re going to love this one,” he said.

Wait a minute. Why was he telling me all this? What’s in it for
him?

Well, he said that he needs a volunteer to test-drive his new
software. Not just an ordinary volunteer though. He needs a complete
stranger who doesn’t know how to play poker. “That’s you,” he
confirmed.

Afterward, we agreed to meet up in Starbucks at Central Square,
Cambridge, two days later.

When I first met him, I realized that he was a lot younger than me.
He must be around 20’s or so. He brought an old Compaq laptop and a
backpack. Nothing fancy, but looks can be deceiving.

He turned on his laptop and told me to learn poker by reading the
“how to” instruction and playing with a computer. It took me about
30 minutes to fully grasp the entire game. I’m a slow learner, what
can I say?

Although it wasn’t hard at all to understand the whole rules, but
I still couldn’t win against a computer. I just kept losing and
losing and losing, while the guy was slurping his latte and did
absolutely nothing to help me. Fine. Maybe he wanted me to learn by
myself. After all, I was his volunteer, right?

Not long after that, he took the laptop, typed something at the
keyboard, and opened some kind of software for me. He told me to use
that software to play poker. “Just do what the software tells you to
do,” he said. At first, I didn’t understand what he was saying, so
I simply nodded and went back to my poker game.

Then it made perfect sense.

Since I used the software, I kept winning and winning. The software
was actually guiding me step-by-step to win the game! At that moment,
I really couldn’t believe my own eyes because the winning was so
easy, so smooth.

THE WIN/LOSS RATIO WAS LIKE 9:1.

That means I had nine times as many winning moves than losing! No
way!

“Did you realize that you just gave me an extra $400 a second
ago?” he asked.

“What do you mean?”

“You just played at a real-time online poker room with my
money,” he said. “Real money.”

Wow. So I just played with real people and staked with his money?
For real? Man, that could’ve been my money. That could’ve been my
winnings!

Of course, every sane human being would beg and plead him a copy of
the software at that point. But not me. I said I would buy it! Just
name the price!

He refused my offer nonetheless. He said that the software wasn’t
complete yet and needs to be updated on a daily basis. He wanted the
software to beat a world champion one day.

“I called it the THE LORD OF POKER,” he smiled.

Since that day, I never heard anything from him again.

“BUT I DIDN’T GIVE UP”

I always wanted to MAKE MONEY ON THE INTERNET, so I didn’t give
up. No way.

I’ve tried a lot of techniques and methods from poker websites and
ebooks, which turned out to be useless on a poker game. I’ve tried
following the “so-called” poker experts, which turned out to be a
waste of time as well.

The win/loss ratio was 1:2. So no matter how much I win, I’d still
lose.

And I’ve even bought a lot of similar poker software on the market
out there to play poker, but none of them seem to support a real-time
environment. They were very unstable, very slow and very unreliable.

I knew there had to be a better way to win consistently at poker,
just like The Lord of Poker!

But how? Where?

And so, after getting my butt kicked for far too many times, I
decided to reevaluate what I was doing wrong. I may not be the
brightest poker player in town (I realized that, thank you), but when
I saw a player with the nickname “Hawking” at numerous online
poker rooms, I knew there was something odd.

THAT PLAYER NEVER LOST ONE BIT!

Well, I could be wrong since I didn’t have the time to stare at
each player every single hour for every day, but at least I knew for
sure that I’ve never won against that player.

I just had to find out the answer myself.

So I visited one poker forum after another and interviewed some of
the pros out there. It wasn’t easy. The whole “investigation”
took me a couple of months before I discovered something noteworthy.

IT ALL STARTED WITH STUDENTS

WHO NEEDED MORE MONEY…

UNFORTUNATELY…

The source code was leaked to the general public shortly after one
momentous online poker tournament at 888.com where Hawking lost
dramatically against a poker champion, though no one ever confirmed
it.

Does that mean that the Lord of Poker couldn’t win against a
champion? Could be. I mean, if he succeeds to create a software that
can beat a reigning champion, then the whole world would be in shock,
right?

As for the leakage, rumor has it that Hawking gave a copy of The
Lord of Poker to one of his college friends out of pity so he can earn
some money on the Internet. Luckily for the rest of us, this poor
friend of his had lost the CD that contains the software!

As a result, the source code can be found on hackers’ forums for a
steep price.

Naturally, when I saw an opportunity like this, I didn’t waste my
time. I quickly bought a copy for myself.

“THIS SOFTWARE IS AN

INDISPENSABLE MONEY-MAGNET”

Having spawned hundreds of books, dozens of movies and literally
millions of players from around the world, poker is recognized as one
of the most popular card games on Earth. It is also known as one of
the fastest ways to make money online.

If youve ever watched people playing card games on TV, chances are
that youve watched poker. One of the reasons for its popularity is
because the game is easy to understand. You dont need to be a rocket
scientist to get started.

Once youve read the rules and played for a couple of hours, youll
already feel your skill improving. You may even be surprised just how
good you can play at online poker in a short amount of time.

BUT POKER IS GAMBLING, RIGHT?

Annie Duke, a poker champion said, “No. If you know how to play,
then you’re not gambling at all. Poker is a game of skill.”

“SKILL, SKILL, SKILL.”

That day, I just found out that poker is a game of skill, not a
game of chance or luck. In other words, the more you play poker, the
better you’ll become and the bigger reward you can bring home. Just
like any other sport, you have to practice and practice to be good at
something you really enjoy and actually go somewhere with it.

Of course, there’s nothing wrong with being luck, right? We all
need a little bit of luck to win huge every now and then. But if you
totally rely on luck, youll be in trouble.

No. You’d be wasted real quick.

You see, when you play a game of chance or luck, that means you’re
risking your money for something you can’t control. We called it
gambling.

And gambling is when you predict who’s going to win in a match.
Gambling is when you play Roulette or Baccarat where you can WIN OR
LOSE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED.

POKER IS DIFFERENT. You can’t win or lose with your eyes closed.

Look at it this way; let’s forget about winning a poker game for a
minute, and think about losing. Now let me ask you one simple
question; is it possible to lose a poker game on purpose?

The answer is YES, it is very possible.

In the meantime, is it possible for you to lose a game like Baccarat
or Roulette or Craps on purpose?

NO, it’s not possible — which means that you have no control
over the outcome, thus making them completely games of chance. Now
that’s gambling.

Again, POKER IS DIFFERENT. You do have control over the outcome;
therefore poker is a game of skill, just like chess.

“IN POKER, YOU CAN ‘CONTROL’ YOUR OPPONENTS!”

BUT…

I have a confession to make.

While learning how to play poker is easy, winning the game is a
different story. Therefore, playing poker to make a living is nearly
impossible without years of training and experience!

I started out as a very poor poker player at Starbucks a couple of
years ago. I didnt have the right approach, technique, nor did I have
the discipline. I’m as lazy as hell. I didnt know any poker rules,
tips, or strategies.

Heck, I didnt even know what odds were!

CAN YOU TELL ME IF THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR?

You hit one of the casino sites.

You’ve got a little time, you’ve got some money to burn and
you’re feeling fine. An hour later, you’re…

· FLAT, BUSTED BROKE with no money and you’ve run up debt,

· OUT OF TIME TO PLAY—you have to get back to work or go do
whatever your wife or girlfriend is saying,

· FEELING LOWER THAN DIRT because you just lost ALL your money
and no, that was NOT a good time!

Now that’s gotta hurt.

30 YEARS AGO, IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK IN THE CASINO’S VAULT.

30 YEARS LATER, IT IS STILL IMPOSSIBLE.

“BUT NOW – THANKS TO ADVANCED SCIENCE – WE HAVE A SOFTWARE
THAT TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHAT TO DO TO RAKE IN LITTLE BY LITTLE — EVEN
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO WIN!”

THE ONLY SOFTWARE YOU WILL EVER NEED TO LEARN AND WIN REAL TIME
POKER

Here is a list of what you will discover how to…

1) YOU WILL BE ABLE TO RAKE IN MORE POTS – MORE MONEY!

With Lord of Poker, you will grab more pots and skyrocket your
winnings at ANY online poker tables you can find!

2) YOU WILL BE ABLE TO AVOID SILLY MISTAKES!

With The Lord of Poker, never again you had to leave an online poker
room as a loser because you made a terrible mistake or got
outplayed... Guaranteed!

3) YOU DON’T NEED LUCK!

With The Lord of Poker, you will get the skills and experience
needed to never lose again to an online player with lucky cards. You
will win over his fortune so fast that he will never know what hit
him!

4) GET AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!

With The Lord of Poker, you will gain a competitive edge soon after
you join a poker room. You will be on top of your game every time you
play as the software will guide you one step at a time to win!

And many more!

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW GREAT IT WILL BE WHEN YOU OWN AN UNSTOPPABLE
MONEY-MAKING MACHINE IN YOUR HAND?

I mean, just imagine how YOU will feel when your wallet is stuffed
with big, fat hundred dollar bills.

Just like Dr. Edward Thorp who used the card counting technique to
rake in thousands of dollars in a very short amount of time from
land-based casinos. He is also known as the author of a popular book
“BEAT THE DEALER” which was the first book ever to prove that
blackjack could be beaten mathematically.

The pensive professor has succeeded in shaking the gambling world
with an impeccable system for beating a great card game. In fact, he
could have won more during his initial expedition in Las Vegas had his
uncanny ability at winning not drawn the annoying attention of the
casino security, which led to repeated expulsions from the various
premises that he visited in one night.

As expected, the news quickly spread throughout the gambling
community, which was very impatient to try his new methods of winning.
The previously unknown professor now became an instant celebrity among
blackjack enthusiasts.

I also remembered the day when DEEP BLUE, a sophisticated computer
chess program developed by IBM, successfully defeated the world
champion, Garry Kasparov in a six-game match by two wins to one with
three draws.

That major event had changed how the world sees computer program as
it became the first machine ever to win a chess game against a
reigning world champion.

Now The Lord of Poker is using the same basic approach as card
counting and Deep Blue, which is MATHEMATICAL ALGORITHMS COMBINED WITH
HUMAN BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS AND MILLIONS OF POKER SIMULATIONS!

Although the Lord of Poker hasn’t been able to defeat a champion,
but I’ve used it to beat many professional poker players and made
tons of cash!

And all my clients have used this software in at least 7 different
online casinos as well.

BUT DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT! LISTEN TO WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY:

“I KNEW I SHOULDN’T BE LETTING THIS OUT, BUT LAST YEAR I MADE
OVER $61,345.29 WITH THIS SOFTWARE, FROM THE ONLINE CASINOS. AND
THAT’S WHY I WAS BANNED!”

Yeah, you read it right. BANNED.

Websites are funny that way, and so are casinos, particularly online
casinos.

They want you to play in the game. They’ll even tolerate your
constant winnings as well.

The truth is that online casinos really just want everybody to have
average wins, and average losses. Regardless of what happens to you or
me on the poker table, the casino still gets paid for the rake.
Therefore, its in their best interest for the money to be equally
shared among players and to keep them all relatively happy.

But here’s the thing—they got a threshold.

YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WIN TOO MUCH.

And if you hit their precious “threshold” by winning too much,
you’ll find your ass flat-out on the electronic curb.

Just like I did. But more on that later…

“SO JUST WHAT WILL THE LORD OF POKER DO FOR YOU?”

OK, I ADMIT IT — I GOT CAUGHT RED-HANDED!

Yeah, maybe I got greedy. It happens.

And you might too, because any normal human will GET a little greedy
when they own an awesome tool that can turn dimes into dollars, rags
into riches, and TURN YOU INTO A COOL, CASH-HOUND CASINO STUD!

Which bring us to why I’m selling this software instead of keeping
it to myself and just using it to make myself rich.

Look, I’m already comfortable (financially speaking) from this
software.

Back then, once the casinos realized how much I was winning, they
had to get rid of me… so they banned me. Now it’s your turn. To
get banned? Of course not. But to make even more money than me by not
getting greedy.

“HOW MUCH IS THIS PIECE OF SOFTWARE COMPARED TO YOUR
EXTRAVAGANT LIFE?”

Hey, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying money can buy happiness.


It can’t, sorry to say.

I know plenty of wealthy people now, and trust me, a few of them are
pathetic because they inheirited their money and now they don’t know
what to do with themselves.

But here’s the bottom line: money can’t buy happiness, but it
sure as hell can get rid of a whole lot of misery! Let’s cut to the
chase—what would you pay to have the whole rest of your life turn
out wonderful because you just got some secret software that lets you
turn the tables (literally!) on the online casinos?

And let me be clear here… I’m talking about making major money
online everyday!

Not just filthy rich, either. I’m talking about wallowing around
in it like it was enough to fill up a hot tub and there you are with
the chicks and it’s great!

What would you give to change your whole life by not ever having to
worry about stupid bills or damn budgets again… because you can get
money easy whenever you want, and have fun doing it?

“I’M ONLY GOING TO MAKE YOU THIS AMAZING OFFER ONCE…”

Seriously, what would you pay?

$1,000? $5,000? Even $10,000… if you had it?

Now here comes the good part:

I’m not going to charge as much as I should for The Lord of Poker
because I already got money— what I want is a little revenge against
online casinos!

Yes, I’m mad, I’ll admit it.

It wasn’t fair the way those online fat cat casino owners kicked
me to the curb. Look, I’m not a weak guy but I’ll admit it… I
felt like some thug punched me in the stomach when I read the message
from the casino managers.

They banned me and now they will pay a hefty price. You do know that
casinos make profits in millions from losers, right? Now if more and
more people start playing with this software, no one can win!

If no one can win, no one will join the casinos anymore, thus would
lead to a loss of profit and will hurt their business pretty bad.
Revenge is sweet, I tell you.

Besides I want to make a profit for myself (duh!), I want to show
EVERYONE that the Lord of Poker is the absolute best software in the
poker industry. I want to spread the word out as fast as possible. I
want to create a great name for this masterpiece and surprise the
casino managers at the same time.

I want YOU to profit from it as I do – DAY IN, DAY OUT!

ACT NOW AND ORDER THE LORD OF POKER WHILE I’M STILL MAD AT THE
ONLINE CASINO OWNERS, BEFORE I CALM DOWN AND GET RATIONAL AND RAISE MY
PRICE!

Look, here’s the deal…I get it that we’re in depression
economy.

No, I don’t believe the Official People who say it’s just a
recession._ _

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_ I’VE READ HISTORY. LET’S FACE IT: OUR ECONOMY IS IN A
DEPRESSION._ But that’s not all bad news, because if you’re
willing to buy, you can get some STEALS… like my poker software!

Be ready to be blown away, because your one-time cost for every
single huge advantage this sensational software delivers to you and
your bank account is just a mere $199.95.

Seriously, that’s far less than the real value of this software. I
mean really--$199.95 USD? YOU COULD EARN THIS MONEY BACK IN ONE DAY!

However, because this is the official launch of this website, I am
going to do something unheard of. I am going to cut the price down to
only $65.95.

CLICK HERE NOW TO PUT YOURSELF IN THE ONLINE POKER WINNER’S
CIRCLE BY ORDERING YOUR COPY OF THE LORD OF POKER FOR JUST $199.95
$49.95 UNTIL I CHANGE MY MIND!

NOW IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO DECIDE—WHICH FORK IN THE ROAD WILL YOU
TAKE?

It’s a tough world, isn’t it? You know it, I know it.

If you want to succeed in WINNING at online poker so you can GET
MONEY and just plain enjoy that huge rush you get when you are a
WINNER like me, then you need The Lord of Poker!

And you need it right now, not tomorrow after another losing night
online!

Oh, and by the way, did you know your satisfaction is guaranteed
when you order The Lord of Poker today?

Here’s my…

IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME
OPPORTUNITY AT THE SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY PRICE OF $199.95 $65.95 (YOU
WILL NEVER BE BILLED AGAIN AND YOU WILL ENJOY ALL THE BENEFITS OF THE
LORD OF POKER IN MINUTES) I SUGGEST YOU ACT RIGHT NOW BEFORE I CHANGE
MY MIND.

So that’s the deal—you get to be the man at Online Poker,
winning HUGE pots and having everyone congratulates you!

Now that you have seen the real deal... now that you have seen the
PROOF.... and you have seen why the Lord of Poker is not just ordinary
software, but probably the most profitable Poker machine in
existence...

You cannot afford not to invest in this software.

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