The Novel
THE NOVEL
The Adventures of Princess Lau.
Soon to be a movie...
The Secret of the Universe.
Where does The Adventures of Princess Lau fit in?
Think:
The Secret - with a Sixth Sense twist at the end.
Eckhart Tolle with a parrot on his shoulder and a wooden leg.
The Celestine Prophecy with a clown.
Jonathon Livingston Seagull without the seagull.
AC/DC - Unplugged!
Times are changing and our world is growing tired of anger and evil.
A new time is beginning.
A time when niceness rules!
The time of Princess Lau.
Happy in her life as the only Chinese princess living on the
Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia, Princess Lau is swept into a
parallel world of miniature dragons, a young and yummy god called
Bread, a Great White Shark named Norman which does not play golf and a
civilization on the edge of breakfast.
A world so odd that she forgets about failing her kung fu grading.
Again. As she says, "That instructor's groin shouldn't have been in
the way of my foot."
A prophecy has prophesied her arrival and after meeting and sparring
with Chick (yes, Chick) Norris, the greatest human who has ever lived,
(Chick 1, Princess 0) she is accepted to undertake a difficult and
strange quest to save the lost cows.
Strange or not, the fate of Holoworld rests in her slender hands.
With all her niceness and happy confidence, the Princess and her
companions begin their adventure to save Holoworld from total war
between the dragons and everybody else. War is not good for happiness.
In spite of ridiculous odds, ridiculous foes and the largest Army of
Darkness ever assembled, our brave, little group forges forward and
sort of round in circles a bit.
Until the secret of the universe is revealed.
Really.
How much would you expect to pay for the Secret of the Universe?
$50? $500? $1,000,000?
More?
Yes. Me too!
But no! Not this time!
The Adventures of Princess Lau is available for immediate download
for only $26.67AU!
YES! ONLY $26.67AU!
For 83,000 odd words of laughter, niceness and the Secret of the
Universe.
Bargain!
Will Princess Lau find cows?
Will they be able to save Holoworld from destruction?
Or will evil triumph and nobody ever eat breakfast again?
Whatever.
One final thing.
Just try something please.
It is easy.
Every morning when you wake up, or as you go to work, say these
words to yourself.
Just once.
"Good morning life. I ask life, will you give me something
wonderful today please. Something that makes me laugh out loud with
delight. Thank you life."
That's it. Don't ask for anything specific. Let life decide.
And see what life gives you.
And when it happens.
And you will know when it happens.
Say "Thank you life."
And laugh out loud.
Your world will change.
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