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Wedding MC book | Master of Ceremony guide | Free Emcee tips |
Funny Wedding speeches

WEDDING MC JOKES - we have the best WEDDING MC TIPS and EMCEE JOKES
to make great wedding speeches
- it's all here for you.

My friends were worried when I told them I was going to MC my first
wedding.
But when they saw my success ... everyone said:

CONGRATULATIONS !

IF YOU\'RE THE WEDDING MC... YOU ARE ABOUT TO DISCOVER THE KEY TO A
SUCCESSFUL RECEPTION.

IF YOU\'RE THE BRIDE OR GROOM ...your stress-free reception starts
here.

Finally, a guide for anyone who has been asked to MC a wedding
and needs to know exactly what to do to look and sound great - now!

This eBook has everything the wedding emcee needs to know
to ensure the reception runs like clockwork.

This is a fool-proof _system_ designed to make the wedding MC
experience an entirely hassle-free affair and save money - at the same
time !

From professional wedding mc
Mr. Pete Miller
(that's me on the right-hand side)

Dear Friend

I know what you're thinking. You have agreed to act as a wedding MC
and the date is _FAST_ approaching - and you're really starting to
feel the pressure.

Soon it will be YOU at the lectern with the microphone with
everyone listening to your every word. You will be co-ordinating the
entire event - without nearly enough experience !

Well, 10 years ago, that was me. I WAS ABSOLUTELY PANICKED - AND IT
SHOWED. I thought it was going to be my first and last wedding MC
experience.

Since then, I have been the master of ceremonies at over 1,000
weddings and I really adore it. It is such a privilege.

Consequently, because there was no books on the subject, I started
to write down everything I did as the emcee so I wouldn't forget for
the next time.

And here it is for you. As a downloadable e-Book. (Don't you just
love the Internet)

If you are a bride, the groom, a family friend or a practiced public
speaker, I have your answer to a fabulous reception and a relaxed time
at the microphone as the wedding MC.

It's an easy-to-follow guide that is quick to read - it should only
take you just a few hours; you could get most of it in one night.

And it gets incredible results. In fact, I will GUARANTEE that your
wedding MC experience will run smoothly - as long as you follow the
straight-forward path I have laid down in the book.

I know that is a bold claim to make - but you're about to find out
why I can say that with so much confidence.
-------------------------

Keep reading. Besides some great bonuses. you'll discover some neat
secrets to being an MC:

FREE MC SECRETS:
That is absolutely correct. To thank you for just landing on my
'wed-site' I will soon reveal the first 3 of over 100 secrets to
ensure an excellent wedding reception.

To cut a long story short, I now own an agency supplying
professional wedding MCs to all the major venues; see A Wedding MC
Hotline [1]

So with the generous input of other expert wedding MCs, I have
compiled all the techniques, tips and tricks we have learnt from 10
years experience into this very special package.

This eBook is the short-cut you have been searching for. This is the
answer to a happy, well-organised, original and memorable wedding
reception.

And it is easy to understand because it is written in
STRAIGHT-FORWARD ENGLISH - so you can be on your way to performing as
a successful MC immediately..

With word-for-word templates, I gently guide you through the process
of what to say and when.
For instance, you get

* A SAMPLE _RUN SHEET_ OR PLAN FOR THE ENTIRE NIGHT
* _HOW TO INTRODUCE_ THE BRIDAL PARTY INTO THE VENUE SO THE ROOM
INSTANTLY BECOMES A PARTY PLACE
* _WHAT TO SAY_ BETWEEN ONE SPEAKER AND THE NEXT
* HOW TO SMOOTHLY _LINK_ EACH PART OF THE WEDDING RECEPTION
TOGETHER
* SHORT, QUICK AND WITTY _JOKES_ TO KEEP THE GUESTS _ENTERTAINED_
AND LAUGHING WITH YOU
* CLEAR EXAMPLES OF HOW TO EXPLAIN THE _GARTER TOSS, THE
CAKE-CUTTING AND BOUQUET THROW_
* ESSENTIAL _QUESTIONS_ TO ASK THE BRIDE AND GROOM BEFORE THE
RECEPTION

With this guide by your side, the bride and groom will be the most
relaxed people at the entire wedding and the MC will be the most
popular person.
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You can read some of our amazing testimonials later on.
But in the meantime, here is the first of our three FREE secrets ...

Secret #1

PREPARATION:

As a beginner MC, don't try and _'wing it' _ because you feel that
over preparation might diminish your spontaneity.

All the best MCs make it look incredibly spontaneous, but you will
find that they have spent hour's polishing their performance so it
looks _'off the cuff'_. Think of preparation as free insurance.

That's why this eBook works - we've done the preparation for you.

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In under a minute and a half, you can be on your way to cheers,
laughs, hoorays, compliments, rave reviews and recommendations because
you - the MASTER OF CEREMONY - was organised, told appropriate
humorous anecdotes, and made everyone feel welcome with their ability
to bring the group of guests together.

There are stacks of tips on how to handle nerves, and word-for-word
templates on WHAT to say and HOW to say it.

This is the most complete step-by-step manual for a successful MC
experience available anywhere in the world. It is the 'Bible' for
professional wedding MC's. As proof, it is just about to be translated
into 3 European languages - French, Spanish and Italian.

It has been selling as a paperback for a while now and has only just
been made available as an e-Book. See Amazon.com [2]

YOU CAN BE A WEDDING MC is unique. There is nothing quite like it.
It has no comparisons - I am very proud of it and I would like to
offer it to you now.
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And here is another quick tip for you:

Secret #2

PRONUNCIATION:

From the page called WEDDING PARTY DETAILS, note if any members of
the Bridal Party have difficult or unusual names.

Check the pronunciation with the bride or groom, write them out
phonetically and practice saying them aloud.

Proper pronunciation of names is essential if you are to have any
credibility in the eyes of the assembled audience.

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This e-book is filled with great information, images, cartoons,
diagrams, explanations, and funny photos ... wait till you see the
photo of what happened when a well-dressed lady reached
enthusiastically for the bouquet and lost her strapless top. Oops!!!!!


This manual for success will make anyone A CONFIDENT AND THOROUGHLY
PROFESSIONAL wedding Master of Ceremonies. These methods are used by
many of the leading MC's across the world to help everyone be
thoroughly organized and still enjoy the wedding event.

HIGH PRAISE FROM PAST READERS OF YOU CAN BE A WEDDING MC ....

"I searched out your book and with its guidance enabled my friends
to have a superb night. I not only received compliments on my
performance, but people actually told me they were taking
notes.......the words I chose to use from the book for introductions
and welcomes were so perfect - succinct yet special.

Thanks again - I could not have done it with out you"

Duncan Savage - dunx_savage@yahoo.com.au [3]

This is a good one ...

"PETE, THIS IS FIRST-CLASS PRODUCT YOU HAVE PUT TOGETHER HERE.
YOU\'RE NOT THE CHEAPEST BUT YOU ARE CERTAINLY THE BEST MC GUIDE ....
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

I BOUGHT THE CHEAPER ONES FIRST AND COMPLETELY WASTED MY MONEY - YOU
GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR IN THIS WORLD EH? ONE GUY HAD WRITTEN COPYRIGHT
IN DIAGONALS RIGHT ACROSS EVERY PAGE - IT WAS TERRIBLE.

Anyway, thank goodness for your book - it is by far superior to
everything that is out there on the web. Well done mate"

Simon Winchester winsomemore_now@hotmail.com [4]

and finally we have ...

I just wanted to say thanks for a great product, it was money well
spent. I MC'd my nephews wedding on Aug. 11th 07 and with your book
and plenty of preparation it went fantastic. Thanks again. The only
problem now is my two nieces are insisting I MC their weddings now.
Thanks for everything, I will recommend you to other people.

JP Lyrette, Project Manager, Adelt Mechanical Works Ltd
HTTP://WWW.ADELTMECHANICAL.COM [5]

There are hundreds of testimonials like these because the advice in
the book really does work to eliminate nerves and make the MC shine.
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Especially for the bride, I've also included:

Top Tips on getting the most from: *DJ's (music disc jockeys) *The
Venue and Function managers *Photographers *Videographers *Hire Cars
*Entertainers and *Wedding Coordinators.

With this information in front of you, you will know just the right
questions to ask every supplier so as to get the very best service for
the lowest price.

....and there is so much more information I've packed into this
e-book about the secrets of successful wedding receptions ...I wish I
could list it all here!

And what's really exciting is that - you can be reading it in 90
seconds from now !

That's IMMEDIATE access to this TREASURE TROVE OF INFORMATION -
which is constantly updated with the very latest tips.
-------------------------

Let's have another little gem:

Secret #3

THE LECTERN:

Once the speeches have finished and the lectern will not be needed
again, move it out of the way or to the side.

They are very useful but are not the most attractive additions to a
room that has been carefully designed for maximum effect.

The MC can then refer to their notes from their black folder for the
remaining part of the event.

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The Wedding reception is one of the most important parts of the
entire wedding day experience.
It been said many times before ... the MC can MAKE OR BREAK a
reception.

Imagine what could GO WRONG in the hands of someone who has not done
their homework !!! Once you have read through this book, the following
will be AVOIDED :

The all-important INTRODUCTION OF THE BRIDAL PARTY into the
reception venue becoming a jumbled mess of mispronounced names and
everyone being announced in the wrong order - AVOIDED
-------------------------

The fun \'THROWING OF THE BOUQUET\' and the \'CATCHING OF THE
GARTER\' is a rabble and turns into a fight between some intoxicated
guests - AVOIDED
-------------------------

The SPEECHES are long and boring and some of the speakers are not
even present in the room when their name is called - AVOIDED
-------------------------

The most important song of the whole event - the emotional BRIDAL
WALTZ - the song the bride and groom has practiced and rehearsed
dancing to - is not played and another song they hate is played
instead - AVOIDED
-------------------------

The precious gifts and beautiful BOUQUET OF FLOWERS the couple
intends to present to the Bridal Party and the Parents during the
speeches cannot be found - AVOIDED
-------------------------

The JOKES are just not funny. They are offensive and some of the
guests complain or even worse, walk outside - AVOIDED
-------------------------

The brides pretty veil catches fire from a candle being too close
after the couple have cut the cake and then lean back to kiss and
drink a toast - AVOIDED
-------------------------

Hardly anyone visits the DANCE-FLOOR because the DJ plays the music
HE likes and is too inexperienced to speak over the microphone and too
_cool_ to encourage the guests to dance - AVOIDED
-------------------------

The beverages and MEALS served to the guests taking ages to
arrive, are late or even worse, stone cold - AVOIDED

This will NEVER happen to you because you have discovered the
_insider secrets_ that all the great professional MCs know and
jealously guard with their life.

OK, now here is the BEST part:

You are safe guarded
by a 100%, no-risk,
money-back guarantee

Love it or Leave it - no questions asked

Usually, I would offer you a no-risk 28 day (one month) money back
guarantee.

But I want to give you ample time to try out the eBook so that you
know that it really works and helps you to be the best MC in town.

So, I am extending this risk free guarantee by doubling it with an
additional 28 days .... which totals to 56 days or 8 weeks or 2 whole
months!

In other words, if you feel that my eBook does not live up to your
highest expectations, then just send me an email, and I will refund
your money - no questions asked. Absolutely.

AND you can keep YOU CAN BE A WEDDING MC for free! That's how
confident I am of this book.

But that's not all. Can I make your decision any easier ? Sure I
can...

I really want to make this the best package available anywhere in
the world, so I have put together the following FREE bonuses for you.
How about this:

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An invaluable article that was published in a leading bridal
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A NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF A WEDDING MC.

It tracks the course of a professional Master of Ceremonies at a
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fascinating, and very educational.

A point-by-point WHAT TO LOOK FOR WHEN CHOOSING YOUR MC checklist.

This has been re-printed many times - the brides reckon it is pure
gold and share it around with other couples.

12 months email COACHING - ask me anything you like about MCing a
wedding and I will try to reply within 24 hours.

I love hearing from you - so this is my pleasure to help you.

A 30% discount SHOPPING VOUCHER to my website.

Any eBook you like on public speaking, corporate MCing, & how to
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More JOKES AND ONE LINERS that will have your audience in hysterics.

I've built these up to a large volume.

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Bridal Waltz, Throwing the Bouquet,
Catching the Garter, Farewell Circle,
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* ORDER OF SPEECHES

* INTRODUCTION TO SPEECH TIME

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International Master of Ceremonies

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