Snap Crackle Profit - Make money online quick and easy!
_FINALLY_ a step by step guide to making money online from
scratch! The program is strong enough for a Guru but "Ph Balanced" for
a beginner! Follow the Fairies; SNAP, CRACKLE and PROFIT to your
fortune today!
\"WARNING! THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS NOT A TEST OF THE
EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM, THIS IS AN ACTUAL EMERGENCY. FOR THE
NEXT FIVE MINUTES THIS WEBSITE WILL GIVE YOU CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS FOR
WHAT TO DO DURING THIS EMERGENCY. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST. YOU
MUST KEEP READING FOR INSTRUCTIONS TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.\"
DEAR FUTURE MEMBER,
I am here with a very important warning. Unless you read every word
on this page and sign up for this program, you are going to die broke,
working for your jerk-off boss, fighting with your materialistic
spouse, crying yourself to sleep right before your alarm goes off,
every day for the rest of your life.
_This is an ACTUAL emergency._
You have to take charge of your life immediately, there is no time
to waste. Gather every ounce of brain power, patience, faith and hope
that you have, pack it in your bag and get ready for the trip of your
life! If you have ever dreamed of telling your boss to "shove it" or
telling your kids "yes" to that Disney vacation, this is going to be
the happiest day of your life because those dreams are about to become
a reality.
DOES YOUR BANK STATEMENT LOOK LIKE THIS?
OR DOES IT LOOK MORE LIKE THIS?
DOES YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE THIS?
OR DOES IT LOOK MORE LIKE THIS?
DOES YOUR CAR LOOK LIKE THIS?
OR DOES IT LOOK MORE LIKE THIS?
DOES YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE THIS?
OR DOES IT LOOK MORE LIKE THIS?
SO, WHICH IS IT? ARE YOU A #1 OR ARE YOU A #2? IT'S TIME TO STOP
PLAYING GAMES WITH YOUR LIFE AND DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHICH YOU
WANT TO BE. IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
There is literally no time to waste, this is an emergency. If you
want to be a #1, you are going to have to stop messing around and grab
ahold of something real, a real way to make money. The Internet is the
future and it's the one and only way to ensure your financial freedom.
Nothing else matters now, you have to make this happen.
"Snap Crackle Profit" is a revolutionary program that has helped
thousands of people just like you go from a #2 to a #1 in a matter of
months. If you have the ability to learn and the drive to succeed, you
are going to be able to follow this program to your own dream life!
These are not empty promises, if you truly want to make money, you
will make money. Period.
ERIN USED TO BE A #2, NOW SHE'S A #1
The best decision of my life was joining Snap Crackle Profit. I
never believed that I could make money online until I tried this
program. They gave me step by step instructions and led me on my way
to making enough money to quit my job and even hire my sister!
Erin A., Orange County, CA
SAM USED TO BE A #2, NOW HE'S A #1
I have been working my butt off for years trying to find a way to
make money online. I bought this program and within months, I was
finally making money. I always new that there was something out there,
I'm just glad I found it.
Sam R., Orlando, FL
SUZI USED TO BE A #2, NOW SHE'S A #1
I was looking for something that I could do online to bring in extra
money while I was on tour with my band. I started following "Snap
Crackle Profit" and was able to make the extra money that I need and I
only have to work a few hours every morning when we aren't playing
shows.
Suzi Q, Cape Cod, MA
YOU ARE A #2, BUT YOU CAN BE A #1
We switch out success stories every few weeks. When you start making
your fortune, you can submit your story and picture and you could
become famous like Erin, Sam and Suzi!
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NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF! YOU ARE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT THIS WHOLE
\"SNAP CRACKLE PROFIT\" PROGRAM IS, HOW IT STARTED AND HOW YOU CAN
SIGN UP RIGHT NOW...
And seriously, what is the freaking deal with those weird Fairy
Chicks anyway? Well, there is no simple answer for these questions but
I will try to fill you in. The Fairy Chicks are Snap, Crackle and
Profit and to understand who they are, you will have to read a little
story.
It's a real life "Fairy Tale" and yes, there is _"pun"_ intended.
It's a little bit long but everyone likes a good Fairy Tale with a
happy ending! So take a minute, kick off your shoes and read about how
the "Snap Crackle Profit" program got started! You won't be
disappointed.
_SNAP CRACKLE PROFIT_
_Once upon a time..._ In a far off land there was a kingdom in a
big forest where thousands of little fairies lived. All of the fairies
were very poor because of their Wicked Queen. The Wicked Queen was
_dirty rich_ but would not share her fortune with anyone! The fairies
had no idea how to make money themselves and every time one of them
did come up with a money making idea, the Wicked Queen would kidnap
the fairy, steal their idea and kill them.
In this kingdom, there lived a happy little Fairy family. Momma and
Poppa Fairy had three daughters Snap, Crackle and Profit. When the
youngest daughter Profit was four years old, Momma and Poppa realized
that she was very special and had many great ideas for making money
online. They feared that the Wicked Queen would steal their precious
baby so they devised a plan. Momma would take Profit away to another
forest and they would hide until Profit made enough money to rescue
them all.
_And so it was..._ Momma packed up her little Profit, they said
goodbye to Pappa, Snap and Crackle and they left. They started a life
hidden far away in another forest. Unfortunately only a year after
they left, Momma got sick and had to go to Fairy Heaven. Profit was
left alone and never knew the name of the forest where her father and
sisters lived.
For the next 14 years, Profit spent her time trying out her ideas
for making money. She tried affiliate programs, buying websites,
resale rights products, domain flipping, blogging and pretty much
every other Internet business idea. Eventually she found a program
that really worked and she started building an empire. At the tender
age of 19, she was already the richest fairy in history. She long
dreamed of finding her sisters and sharing her wealth with them.
_Don't worry, it's not all sad..._ Every day Profit searched the
World Wide Web looking for her family. For years, she searched for
their names and for the name of a forest that rang a bell. Finally one
day, she found her sister Snap on Myspace. She found that Poppa had
also gone to Fairy Heaven and her sisters were still living in squalor
in that same forest, fearing the Wicked Queen. She packed her bags and
set out to surprise her sisters and share her money.
When she finally arrived at the forest, the reunion was magical!
Snap and Crackle were very excited that Profit had found them and were
fascinated by her! They had never seen a rich fairy in person before.
They were absolutely amazed at what she had become.
_But..._ When Profit tried to share her fortune with her sisters,
she was told about the Wicked Queen and her new rules. After 15 years,
the Wicked Queen had grown tired of killing the fairies but she did
not like for them to share. She wanted everyone to have to work at
home for their money so the only way to get money was to purchase an
idea and make money themselves. If any fairy made a fortune and tried
to give money or gifts to another fairy, they would be violating the
rules and would have their fortune stripped away and be banished for
life.
Profit was shocked by these rules however she was not dismayed. She
told her sisters that she could easily sell them her "money making
idea" and they could make their own fortunes!
_Here comes the good part..._ Snap and Crackle were very excited.
They quickly ran around their house gathering every dollar that they
could find. They had a few dollar bills, tons of change and a few
things that they could pawn for cash. When they finally gathered it
all and put it together, they found they had only $67.
Snap and Crackle were very nervous because aside from only having
$67, they had no technical skills or real knowledge of how things
worked. Snap barely ever uses the Internet, she checks her email and
has a Myspace page but that
