Best Man Speeches: Funny Speech Examples and Jokes
* Dear Best Man,
I will get straight down to the main points. I will give you:
20 PRE-WRITTEN BEST MAN SPEECHES. Instant download, you can have
your speech within minutes. Each and every one of them is time-tested
and proven to thrill the crowd.
ALL THE BEST OPENERS, one-liners, unique jokes, fancy quotes,
emotional words, and secrets to a perfect performance...all without
any fears or insecurities. People will think you are a paid
professional with my help!
TOOLBOX FULL OF GREAT WEDDING CLOSERS and conclusions that will
have the the entire crowd mesmerized and wanting more. You can get
them to laugh uncontrollably or cry with tears of joy.
CUSTOMIZABLE SPEECHES. You can easily fine-tune and edit each of
these 20 speeches to your exact preference. Each speech can be turned
into an emotional showstopper with my help. You will capture the
audience and earn everyones' respect.
MY 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE... If you are not satisfied with the
book, send me an email and I'll refund your purchase - 100% money back
guarantee. No questions asked. If you aren't happy and don't deliver
the best speech at the wedding, I don't want your money!
I have put this book together for people like yourself. A Best Man
who just needs a little help on their speech and they don't have a lot
of time. Don't worry, it only takes a few minutes and with my help,
you will have the entire wedding cheering you on after you are done...
The Best Man Needs to Give the Best Speech at the Wedding
Your purchase is 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
or your MONEY BACK!
Which Best Men Should Buy This?
* You Are The Son Of The Groom
* You Are Single
* You Are Confident
* You Love Public Speaking
* You Are A Friend Of The Groom
* You Don't Know The Bride Very Well
* You Hate Public Speaking
* You Are The Father Of The Groom
* You Are The Brother Or Relative Of The Groom
* You Are Married
* You Are Nervous
Keep on reading to know more about best man speeches...
After INTERVIEWING OVER 1,108 BRIDE AND GROOMS, did you know that...
Only 11% of Best Men Give a Speech That
Honors The Bride and Groom?
Its true... I don't want you to be apart of that statistic, where
everyone at the wedding secretly wants you to sit down and shut up
because your speech was not that great. DON'T BE THE BEST MAN WHERE
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE WINGING IT and wrote your speech the night
before with little preparation. Without this book you could be walking
into a nightmare, beginning your speech with enthusiasm then realizing
it is not very good and it will eventually end up in a lot of awkward
glares and silence because you failed at the wedding.
It's not that you are a bad person or unintelligent. It's simply
because you don't know the tips, tricks and secrets to writing and
performing a heartwarmingly funny wedding speech. I'll show you how to
WRITE A SPEECH THAT THE CROWD WILL NEVER FORGET. Remember, the
important thing is...
You Can Have 20 Amazing Best Man Speeches
In Your Hands...And Be Prepared To
Capture Everyone's Hearts...Just 5 Minutes From Now!
MY BOOK (AVAILABLE FOR INSTANT DOWNLOAD) REVEALS tons of
"invaluable, need-to-know information" and 20 pre-written,
professional best man speeches. It's incredibly clever... remarkably
helpful... and SO EASY, everyone will ask if you give lessons as a
public speaker or if you are a real paid professional. All Best Men
need to honor the Bride and Groom, and WITH MY HELP YOU WILL HAVE NO
PROBLEM AT ALL...
Here is how the wedding will play out after reading the book:
* You come rested and EXCITED to the wedding, knowing you have a
daunting presence and speech prepare
* You know all your duties as a Best Man and perform them
accordingly throughout the day
* You actually HAVE FUN AND ENJOY YOURSELF because you have no fear
of your speech
* You look forward to the moment you can stand up and speak about
the Bride and Groom
* People STARE IN AWE at your orating skills and speech writing
excellence
* The Groom tells you it was the BEST THING HE HAS EVER HEARD in
his life
* You practically steal the wedding away from the newly weds
You may wonder what happens if you don't like the book or any of the
speeches? Or just want your money back, then...
Simple Bed Of Nails Guarantee
This couldn’t be more simple. If you don’t love this product so
much that you wouldn’t lay on a bed of nails and let an elephant
walk over the top of you to keep it, then ask for a refund within 60
days and I’ll give you 100% of your money back no questions asked,
you even keep the book as my way of saying thank you.
It’s been repeated that my book works. I guarantee it. Purchase
the book and don’t like it? Confused or your speech backfires at the
wedding? YOUR PURCHASE WILL BE REFUNDED THE FULL AMOUNT IF YOU ARE
UNSATISFIED WHATSOEVER. No questions asked and your money back.
Thousands of hours have been put into this information so I stand by
it and present the book to you at no risk at all! You have nothing to
lose…except your fear of Best Man speeches! Right now for 2009 the
reduced price is $29.99 $19.97!
You have nothing to lose by purchasing the book. All the risk is on
me, not on you. It is a 100% win-win situation. All you need to do is
order online by clicking below...
YES, I WANT TO WRITE THE BEST SPEECH OF MY LIFE & LEARN ALL THE BEST
MAN SECRETS
Now for some details of Best Man Speeches: Made Easy. UPON
DOWNLOADING THE BOOK, I WILL BEGIN BY SHOWING YOU...
How to Write the Perfect Speech Body
I will give you over 20 EXAMPLES OF PERFECTED BEST MAN SPEECHES. You
will pick which body you want to use and how to customize it to your
exact specifications. For every possible scenario there is a speech
you can use. It doesn't matter if you are a brother of the Groom,
father of the Groom or just plain old best friend, my book has a
speech for you!
Once you choose your body, it will be time to move onto learning
about...
Choosing an Attention Grabbing Opener
You will LEARN THE SECRETS TO OPENING UP YOUR SPEECH with a big
bang. Instantly everyone's attention will be on you because you will
have written an amazing opening line. You can select from funny
openers, serious openers or a blend of the two types. My book gives
you everything you need to instantly capture your audience with ease.
And don't forget my book will show you how to...
End Your Speech Like a Pro
All Best Man speeches need to END WITH A SOLID CONCLUSION. You will
learn what endings to use and what endings to avoid. I will tell you
all the little tricks to make people remember your speech for years to
come. It's that easy and quick!
Now that you can write some great Best Man speeches, it will be time
to learn how to perform it like a paid professional. It won't take
long before you...
Talk in Front of the Wedding with no Fears
Included in my book is a large section dedicated to teaching you THE
SECRETS OF PUBLIC SPEAKING. There are many tips to proper rehersal and
practice that will eliminate any fears you have talking in front of a
large crowd. Step by step methods to make it look like you have been
giving speeches for decades!
With all that behind us, finally I will show you anyone can make a
funny speech by...
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Best Men!
I already know you will BE THE NEXT SUCCESSFUL BEST MAN with my book
and probably be right up there with the other recent testimonials.
This book, which is an instant download, is all you need to WRITE THE
PERFECT SPEECH.
So, here's all you need to do: To order online click below:
I WANT A RISK FREE 100% REFUNDABLE BOOK THAT WILL HELP ME WRITE A
PERFECT SPEECH!
Use any debit or credit card, just like at the movies or resturant,
and the book is just $29.99 $19.97...hundreds less than paying someone
else to write you just one speech, when this book gives you 20
EXAMPLES OF PERFECTED BEST MAN SPEECHES.
My guarantee works like this...download the book and read through
it. If by any chance you are not satisfied by the speeches, secrets,
tips or examples, then simply email me back for a full 100% refund. NO
QUESTIONS asked. In fact, if you don't like the book or if you are
disappointed with the results, I don't want your money...I want you to
ask for a full refund.
Purchase Right Now & Grab These Bonuses!
* $49.99 FREE Bonus Professional Speech Review by author Steve
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* $24.99 FREE Bonus Humongous list of Wedding toasts
* $19.99 FREE Bonus Collection of hundreds of wedding speech
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* $19.99 FREE Bonus Guide to public speaking and eliminating your
fears
* $14.99 FREE Bonus Secrets to rehersal and practice routines
* $14.99 FREE Bonus Bachelor party guide
That's a lot of free bonuses, here is a summary of everything you
will get...
20 Pre-Written Professional Speeches
Famous Quotes - Use them to open or close your speech
How To Save Time Writing Your Speech
You'll Learn Secrets to Improving Your Confidence
You'll Save Money (paying for a custom speech is over hundreds of
dollars!)
How To Gain The Audiences Respect-- say the wrong thing and lose
it
You'll Get Humorous Speeches and Serious Speeches
What's Proper Wedding Etiquette and What's Not - it's not what you
think
Heart-Felt Speeches - Leave them in tears of joy!
You'll Be Able To Cover Any Situation and Any Type of Wedding
1-Minute Speech
2-Minute Speech
3-5 Minute Speeches
How To Avoid Looking Bad and Unprofessional
You'll get jokes, riddles and other humorous tricks to write the
perfect speech
My Guide for Successful Public Speaking! This is a must have
How to end your speech like a pro
How to be the 'best' best man-- much more than a speech!
How to plan the bachelor party
Secrets revealed on what not to do and why
It's a great deal - you risk absolutely nothing and you can get it
all for FREE if you so choose...
YES STEVE, GIVE ME ALL THE BONUSES AND A 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!
To your speech success,
Steve Robbins
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P.S. Remember that I'm offering you an all in one solution to your
Best Man Speech, which will have you creating a winning speech and
being able to deliver it as well on the big day.
P.P.S You also get 6 extra valuable bonuses that assist you with
writing and delivering a Best Man Speech that will have the wedding
party and guests singing your praises!
P.P.P.S Don't forget about the no risk, 60 day, no questions asked,
100% money back guarantee.
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