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YOU ALREADY HAVE A BIGGER PENIS.
A Significant Fraction of your Penis is Already Within You.
It's A Pad Of Fat - Most Of The Time Not Even Visible - That Is
Keeping At Least 1/3 Of Your Overall Penis Length Hidden. All Men Have
It.
1/3 TO OF YOUR PENIS IS SIMPLY WAITING INSIDE OF YOUR BODY. Its
Hidden Roots Are Planted in the Pelvic Cavity.
Penis Champion Will Merely Show You How To Coax It Out.
You Already Have Everything You Need To Achieve The Penis You've
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PLEASE, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW...
My name is John Marlowe, and I want to tell you about the worst
moment in my life. One morning, my wife of nine years walked in the
kitchen and told me she was leaving me... FOR ANOTHER MAN. There were
many reasons: workaholism, golf addiction, exotic car obsession.
But here was the kicker, the words that still painfully echo for me
to this day: \"WHEN WE HAVE SEX, I CAN'T EVEN FEEL YOU INSIDE OF ME.\"
I knew my penis size was below average, but I didn't know it was this
bad! \"OH, SO I SUPPOSE YOU _CAN _FEEL THIS _OTHER MAN _INSIDE OF
YOU?\" I replied. \"CAN I EVER.\" I was a multi-millionaire, owned a
private jet, and thought I had everything a man needed. But after
hearing my wife say this, I had never felt so INADEQUATE and POWERLESS
in all my life. But then I did something about it.
MY QUEST FOR A BIGGER PENIS
After wallowing for a while, I educated myself. I learned that
HAVING A SMALLER THAN AVERAGE PENIS WAS NOT MY FAULT. Both penis size
and shape are genetic. Then I learned about all the different methods
man has used to enlarge his penis. And as you'll see later, I learned
how ALL OF THESE METHODS WERE ABSOLUTELY BOGUS. So then, I devoted all
of my time and considerable resources to finding A WAY TO LEGITIMATELY
ENLARGE THE PENIS. This quest led me to make many a fool's errand,
visiting everyone from experimental surgeons to mystics (which I'm
embarrassed to admit). After running into nothing but dead ends for
two years, I was on the verge of giving up, when one of the urology
specialists I was interviewing in hopes of making my penis larger
casually mentioned that perhaps I should talk to A CERTAIN PORN STAR
who - according to a Hollywood urban legend - had LEARNED HOW TO CHEAT
MOTHER NATURE AND MAKE HIMSELF INTO A BIGGER MAN.
ENTER: PENIS CHAMPION
I was skeptical. I started exploring the underbelly of the adult
film industry, and the more I heard about this man, the less I
believed in him.
Different people told me different things, such as:
* He was able to give women an orgasm so powerful that they were
sometimes left in a stupor afterwards, unable to speak for hours.
(_Yeah, right!_)
* He was capable of ejaculating on command _without his genitals
being touched at all_ - solely using his mind and will. (_Whatever!_)
* He once carried around a petite starlet with his penis alone (no
hands). (_Come on!_)
But my curiosity was definitely piqued. Since meeting him, I've
learned that these legends were only half-truths . . . But more
importantly, I learned that one thing was ENTIRELY true: The man who I
would later name PENIS CHAMPION had not always had such an impressive
penis. He was a hard man to track down. He mostly lived a quiet life
of humble obscurity. But after I phoned him and told him the pathetic
story of my wife leaving me for a "bigger" man, he granted me a
meeting.
THE LITTLE PORN STAR WHO COULD
Though this man was now widely regarded as a SEX GOD, he admitted to
once being a "small-dicked pansy." His words. Especially for a porn
star, he was originally below average in penis size. Luckily for him,
he was able to get his foot in the door with his remarkable SEXUAL
STAMINA and an unfailing ability to have ERECTIONS on command. Also,
as I learned within 10 minutes of meeting him, he has to be one of the
most charismatic individuals you'd ever want to meet. He soon found,
however, that his BELOW-AVERAGE PENIS SIZE would be a major obstacle
in climbing the ladder of success in size-obsessed adult
entertainment. It caused him to feel EMBARRASSMENT and INADEQUACY.
THEY LAUGHED AT HIM.
Because of this, he sympathized with my predicament. A man whose
heart is as abundant as his sexual power, he agreed to SHOW ME HOW HE
ENLARGED HIS PENIS. He explained that while it didn't happen
overnight, he _did _manage to build his penis into something he could
be proud of. And he went on to accomplish every pornographic goal his
heart desired. He remained a force to be reckoned with in the adult
film industry for 14 years and has appeared in over 350 sex scenes.
THEY NEVER LAUGHED AT HIM AGAIN.
THE BIRTH OF PENISCHAMPION.COM
He and I developed a master/apprentice relationship. I soon realized
that THIS MAN WAS THE REAL DEAL. I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO MEET HIM!
HE IS A FULL-BLOWN SEXUAL GURU. His 14 years as a porn star had
taught him every penis trick in the book.
But the core of his teachings was:
20 PENIS-BUILDING EXERCISES.
These were the exercises he had developed and used on himself to
overcome his own penis size limitations. He taught me each and every
one. With patience, I gradually mastered the 20 techniques.
WITHIN A WEEK I NOTICED MINOR CHANGES TO THE WIDTH OF MY PENIS.
WITHIN 6 MONTHS, MY PENIS WAS VIRTUALLY UNRECOGNIZABLE. THICKER,
FIRMER, LONGER, STRONGER. A GOOD 2 INCHES EVERY WHICH WAY.
I started feeling tinges of guilt. Why should I and I alone have
sole access to the secrets of this porn god? I've read in repeated
sources that half of all men feel INADEQUATE about their penis. Why
should I horde all the sexual knowledge that this man has attained?
And don't let me fool you, I couldn't help but see dollar signs! So I
pitched my idea to the master himself. We would call it: PENIS
CHAMPION
DISCOVER IT ALL FOR YOURSELF BY CLICKING HERE.
He, of course, would be Penis Champion. The various names he used in
his films were off-limits since these names were legal property of two
different production companies he worked under. If we used his stage
names, we would have to share our profits with these producers. Since
Penis Champion found these people to be exploitative and unscrupulous,
he would not allow them to profit from _HIS _HARD-EARNED KNOWLEDGE OF
DEVELOPING A BETTER PENIS. And not even I know his birth name. Coming
from a conservative Midwestern family, he has always separated his
private life from his XXX life.
So it came to be that under the secret identity of PENIS CHAMPION,
this expert of all things sexual and wizard of self penis
augmentation, HAS WRITTEN DOWN ALL OF HIS 20 PENIS-BUILDING EXERCISES,
PLUS
* HIS PORN STAR SEX SECRETS
* BONUS TIPS FROM HIS PERSONAL FILE
* HIS PORN STAR STAMINA TECHNIQUES
* AND BASICALLY _EVERYTHING _THIS PROFESSIONAL ADULT FILM STAR
KNOWS ABOUT SEX
The material is ALL WRITTEN BY PENIS CHAMPION. I have merely
provided a platform for him on which to share his knowledge:
Discover More...
This means that YOU can now have FULL ACCESS to the exciting mind of
a porn star.
DISCOVER _EVERYTHING_ HE KNOWS BY CLICKING HERE!
Imagine having COMPLETE SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE. Most porn stars selfishly
keep what they've learned about their penises to themselves.
* PENIS CHAMPION WANTS YOU TO SUCCEED.
Most porn stars, like magicians or professional wrestlers, live by an
unspoken code. They believe they must protect the secrets of their
professions. They do this to insure that they are superior to all the
average people out there who have to sit there and just watch them
have sex.
* PENIS CHAMPION WANTS YOU TO BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX LIKE A PORN STAR.
Most porn stars act as gatekeepers who keep the public away from the
SEX SECRETS of their industry - those sex secrets that would allow the
public a better sex life and therefore no longer need the FANTASY OF
PORNOGRAPHIC FILMS.
* PENIS CHAMPION WANTS YOU ACHIEVE YOUR FANTASIES.
But because Penis Champion wants to free all this sexual knowledge to
the masses, he could become an object of scorn in his own industry.
All the more reason to keep his true identity hidden!
* PENIS CHAMPION BELIEVES THAT YOU _DESERVE_ TO KNOW WHAT HE KNOWS.
He believes in the brotherhood of men, and that all men are in this
together - simply by right of having a penis. He believes that YOU DO
NOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH LIFE WITH A PENIS YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED WITH.
But as kind as he is, he's not stupid. He can't just _give _his
knowledge away!
YOU MUST INVEST YOURSELF IN HIM. INVEST YOURSELF BY CLICKING HERE!
HOW IT WORKS
The most important thing you need to realize is that these really
are EXERCISES.
NATURAL PENILE AUGMENTATION THROUGH EXERCISE.
Like any exercise, the improvement you will be making to your penis
will occur from ORGANIZED PHYSICAL FITNESS TECHNIQUES.
In other words, this is not a miracle cure. It is not some magical
pill you take that will miraculously make your penis bigger. Nor is it
some cream with supernatural growing powers.
It is a REALISTIC, PRACTICAL, NATURAL way to work out your body for
the sake of penis gains. No foreign chemicals or dangerous pumps will
be needed.
This method is ALL YOU AND THE WILLPOWER AND DETERMINATION to make
your penis be all that it can be.
There _is _one difference between Penis Champion's exercises and
regular exercises, though . . .
YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE THE WAY _THESE _EXERCISES FEEL.
After all, porn stars aren't known for shying away from indulgence.
It should come as no surprise that our Penis Champion created
exercises that actually FEEL GOOD.
Penis Champion's program is actually 2 COMPLETE EXERCISE PROGRAMS IN
1.
Each program consists of 10 EXERCISES.
Penis Champion calls the first program SNAKECHARMING.
SnakeCharming allows you to charm out THE BIGGER PENIS THAT YOU
ALREADY HAVE. It coaxes out the interior of the penis that is
currently buried in that sneaky pubic fat.
Penis Champion calls the second program CIRCUMFERENCE (PLUS EXTRAS).
cirCUMference was specifically designed to encourage maximum GIRTH.
With this TWO-FOLD APPROACH to penis-building, you will ultimately
get a more well-rounded, beefier, thicker, bigger penis.
You alternate the 2 programs, doing SnakeCharming one day and
cirCUMference the next.
You do these exercises 5 days a week. The exercises can take as few
as 10 minutes a day, or up to an hour if you prefer. You have the
freedom to tailor the program to your own personal needs.
THE SCIENCE BEHIND PENISCHAMPION.COM
Suprapubic fat pad.
Sounds nasty, doesn't it?
Well, it _is _nasty. As far as I'm concerned, those three words are
among the ugliest in the English language.
Why? Because the suprapubic fat pad is responsible for BURYING PART
OF THE PENIS.
Penis Champion himself had a sort of nave understanding of how his
exercises manage to successfully UN-BURY the penis.
I wanted to find out exactly HOW this was possible.
Think of Penis Champion as the virtuoso guitar player who has a raw,
innate knowledge of how to improve and perfect his instrument.
Think of me, Marlowe, as the "guitar" enthusiast and researcher who
was curious to understand just how this "instrument improving" worked.
AND SO, I DISCOVERED WHY PENIS CHAMPION'S APPROACH TO PENIS
EXERCISES SUCCEEDED WHERE SO MANY OTHERS HAD FAILED.
Truth be told, there _are _other "natural" penis enlargement
websites out there, all of them using the same lines about "cell
division" and "expanding the spongy tissue of the corpora cavernosa in
order to increase blood flow."
First of all, these sites are all plagiarizing off of one another.
Secondly, what's hilarious about these sites is that the information
they're plagiarizing over and over again is so downright INCORRECT
that it's LAUGHABLE from a scientific standpoint.
Admittedly, the talk of "cell division" is psychologically effective
because on the cellular level, our bodies are a thing of mystery.
After all, we can't _see_ our cells dividing, so who's to say if they
will or won't allow for a bigger penis?
But unlike other penis enlarging programs, I can SHOW you proof that
YOU _CAN _SEE:
See that suprapubic fat? That's our culprit.
Everyone has suprapubic fat. Some have more than others, but
everyone has this unfortunate fatty deposit.
What Penis Champion has done is found a way to burn away this
suprapubic fat, thus making more penis available!
His exercises were specifically designed to not only work out the
penis, but the ENTIRE PUBIC REGION.
Yes, the exercises require a lot of HANDS-ON GRASPING AND
MANIPULATION OF THE PENIS ITSELF. But what's unique and, frankly,
REVOLUTIONARY about Penis Champion's method is that many of his
exercises target not only the penis, but the ENTIRE PUBIC REGION.
As a result, you'll be simultaneously improving your penis and your:
* lower abs
* gluts
* hips
* waistline
* pelvis
So as a wonderful "side effect," as a result of these exercises, not
only will you have a more desirable penis, but you'll be improving
your THRUSTING THRESHOLD for actual sex.
EXPERIENCE IT ALL YOURSELF BY CLICKING HERE.
Other sites base their methods on just yanking and yanking and
yanking away at the penis, hoping to magically stretch out extra
inches that aren't really there. This approach borders on being
CHILDISH.
Penis Champion knows that the inches aren't within the spongy
chambers of the penile shaft. The extra inches are just above the
shaft, hidden in the suprapubic fat pad.
Need further proof?
* A 2006 comparative study in the scholarly journal _Sexologies_
confirms that the penis is partially buried in the suprapubic fat pad
(Ponchietti et al. 183-186).
* A 2001 study titled "Penile Length and Circumference" observed
3,300 men, and also confirmed that suprapubic fat plays an important
role in hiding the penis shaft (Pascoal s1-s8).
* Peter Lee of the academic journal _Adolescent Medicine_ states
that the "root of penis extends backward along the perineum . . . It's
total length is considerably greater than obvious."
* According to sex writer Chip Rowe, "In 1999 Dutch scientists
reported the results of an experiment in which three couples . . . had
intercourse inside a 20-inch-wide MRI scanner. The images revealed
that the unseen root of the penis plays a crucial role during
penetration, putting the functional length of the average erection at
closer to nine inches" (110).
Just think if that extra material could be made visible... And with
SnakeCharming, it can!
Penis Champion wants you to have what he has. I can't wait for you
to hear from the man himself!
THE IMPORTANCE OF GIRTH
The other thing that sets Penis Champion's exercises apart is that
they especially help penis GIRTH.
STUDY AFTER STUDY CONFIRM THAT WOMEN VALUE A WIDE PENIS MORE THAN A
LONG ONE.
Want proof? You got it:
* A 2002 study published in the professional journal _European
Urology _stated that 90% OF WOMEN SURVEYED FOUND A WIDE PENIS MORE
SEXUALLY PLEASING than a long one (Francken et. al_._ 42).
* In another study at the University of Texas (Pan-American), 45
OUT OF 50 WOMEN FOUND WIDER PENISES MORE SEXUALLY SATISFYING THAN
LONGER ONES (Eisenman 1).
Why? Simple: the wider the penis, the more stimulated her clitoris
will be.
A seasoned pro, Penis Champion had found this to be true from
personal experience.
That's why he made it a point to develop exercises SPECIFICALLY
MEANT TO MAKE THE PENIS WIDER AND THICKER.
He calls these exercises the CIRCUMFERENCE METHOD.
After his first program, SnakeCharming, charms out the extra penile
material from the suprapubic fat pad, we can distribute the gains in
length, but especially in GIRTH.
IT'S GIRTH THAT MAKES HER REALLY FEEL IT.
PENIS CHAMPION WANTS YOU TO HAVE A WIDER PENIS.
REDEEM YOUR WIDER PENIS BY CLICKING HERE!
REASONS TO BECOME AN APPRENTICE TO PENIS CHAMPION
* You will improve the flaccid (limp) length _DRAMATICALLY._
* You will improve the girth of your penis.
* You will improve the size of your erection.
* You will tone your LOWER ABS while simultaneously improving your
penis.
* You will tone your GLUTS.
* You will be able to LAST LONGER in bed.
* You will be able to have MORE EXPLOSIVE EJACULATIONS.
* You will strengthen your sphincter muscles.
* You will find that the exercises themselves allow you to FEEL
PLEASURE.
* You will learn Penis Champion's entire saga of going from
"small-dicked pansy" to sex god.
* You will order the product under COMPLETE ANONYMITY.
* You will attain HIGHER SELF ESTEEM, because your penis
augmentation will be due to YOUR WILLPOWER AND DEDICATION, not some
magical pill.
* You will ALLOW YOUR PENIS TO BE AT THE CENTER OF YOUR LIFE, if
only for 10-30 minutes a day.
PENIS CHAMPION HAS A WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE TO SHARE WITH YOU.
UPGRADES
As a porn star, Penis Champion's expertise goes far beyond just the
penis.
That's why an upgraded membership to can allow you the following
e-books:
* PORN STAR SEX SECRETS
10 Tips to Help You Screw Like a Porn Star!!! Professional sex
techniques! Sexual mind tricks!
* STAMINA
Ever wonder how a male porn star can last so long without
ejaculating? This e-book will teach you exactly how.
* HOW TO GET BIGGER BALLS
Let's not neglect the penis's partners in crime! Penis Champion has
also written this entire guide to the testicles.
* HOW TO GET HER TO DO ANAL
Is your woman frigid when it comes to anal sex? Penis Champion will
show you how to get her to do full anal and leave her begging for
more.
* HOW TO TURN YOUR BATHROOM INTO A PERSONAL SEX GYM
Some practical, creative ways to turn your everyday bathroom into
your penis training area!
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IF YOU DON'T WANT PENIS CHAMPION'S HELP, THEN AT LEAST PLEASE....
* Do not resort to phalloplasty surgery. Only a miniscule percent
of men who undergo this surgery are left satisfied. The typical result
of penis surgery is an erection that points down. Weird!
* Do not take "male enhancement" pills. A lot of these are known to
be toxic and should only be taken under the supervision of a
urologist. These are a favorite of shady spammers.
* Do not use a penis pump. Besides being a joke, you risk
over-engorging, burst blood vessels, blisters, and the painful
possibility of getting your scrotum stuck in the pump.
* Do not hang weights on the penis. This can result in scarring and
erectile dysfunction and should never be attempted without the
supervision of a certified therapist.
BEFORE CONSIDERING OTHER NATURAL ENLARGEMENT SITES... KNOW THE FACTS!
ALL THOSE OTHER PENIS ENLARGEMENT SITES BASE THEIR ENTIRE APPROACH ON
\"STRETCHING THE SPONGY CHAMBERS\" WITHIN OUR PENISES.
Go ahead. Check them out. Every single one plagiarizes the same core
concept: stretch out the spongy chambers in your penis and this will
cause cell division and this will allow more blood to get into your
penis. This is an insult to our intelligence. First of all, note that
none of these sites use academic documentation like I did above and
below. This is because NO ACADEMIC PROOF for stretching spongy
chambers EVEN EXISTS. Okay, fine.... I also happen to know the other
sites don't work because I'VE TRIED THEM.
After my wife left me, I was willing to try anything. I soon found
that all the male enhancement sites were virtually identical, and none
of them provided significant results. With the 20 exercises that Penis
Champion taught me, I swear to you that within 2 days, I saw a
difference in my penis girth. I went to urinate, and I saw that just
beneath the head of my penis, the top inch of my shaft was thicker.
Penis Champion calls this sudden band of extra girth "The Porno Band."
And while he says it doesn't happen every time, it sure excited me.
SIMPLY TUGGING AND STRETCHING THE SPONGY CHAMBERS IS AN
IMPOSSIBILITY.
Think about it this way: Once the spongy chambers (corpora
cavernosa) fill up with blood, this is what allows us to have an
erection. Our bodies only have so much blood. It's a fixed amount, and
the norm for an erection is little less than 2 ounces of blood. There
is a fixed, maximum amount of blood that can go into an erection. The
fact that the spongy chambers cannot be stretched is PRECISELY WHAT
ALLOWS US AN ERECTION AT ALL. If these sponges provided more "give,"
if they COULD be stretched, then the _best _case scenario for all
these other websites would be that the penis can limply sag a little
more, like a wet noodle. But if this were the case (which it's not),
once it was time to get an erection, because we have a fixed amount of
blood available for the penis, it would be like a long, limp balloon
half-filled with blood, not a stiff organ that can penetrate anything.
It would be a squirmy, almost jelly-like contraption.
So you see, because the spongy chambers are MEANT to be somewhat
rigid and not endlessly elastic, they take in the amount of blood they
are supposed to, and we are allowed to have erections. The basis of
has nothing to do with these spongy chambers and everything to do with
the aforementioned SUPRAPUBIC FAT PADS. Yes, Penis Champion _will_
have you doing some base-to-head stroking on certain exercises (called
jelqing or milking). But jelqing is only a small part of his two
programs. It is but one piece of the puzzle, as SnakeCharming and
cirCUMference work out the ENTIRE PUBIC REGION, entirely meant to
UN-BURY the penis YOU ALREADY HAVE in your suprapubic fat deposit.
Simply put, the other natural penis enlargement sites do not target
the pubic region as a whole like the Penis Champion does. Therefore,
the other sites AT BEST would only give you a saggy bag of a penis -
one that couldn't get enough blood to make an erection.
ENOUGH OF MY TALK.
IT'S TIME TO HEAR FROM PENIS CHAMPION HIMSELF! CLICK HERE TO LEARN
FROM HIM.
Once you order, you will be allowed full access to where every word
is written by Penis Champion himself. In his funny, irreverent,
authoritative voice, you will be reading the words from a sex-pert
porn star.
PENIS CHAMPION IS READY FOR YOU.
CLICK HERE IF YOU ARE READY FOR HIM.
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WORKS CITED
Eisenman, R. " Penis size: Survey of female perceptions of sexual
satisfaction." _BMC Womens Health_ 1 (2001): 1.
Francken, et al. "What Importance Do Women Attribute to the Size of
the Penis?" Eur Urol 42 (2002): 426-31.
Lee, Peter. Adolescent Medicine.
Pascoal P, Pereira NM. "Body Satisfaction and Sexuality in
Overweight Men: Comparative Study." Sexologies 15 (2006): s1-s8.
Ponchietti R, et al. "Penile Length and Circumference: a Study on
3,300 Young Italian Males. Eur Urol 39 (2001): 183-6.
Rowe, Chip."The Sexual Male, Part 5." Playboy Nov. 2008:110.
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