The Musclehead - Stop being a Skinny Loser Today
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From: The Musclehead
Dear friend,
I’m rude, arrogant, loud and I do whatever I want. I’m the guy you stare at in the gym when you think I’m not looking. I’m the guy who parks his car right in front of the gym door. I talk loudly on the phone when you’re in the middle of your set and you probably think I’m a jerk.
Well guess what? I don’t care what you think, because I know that deep down, you want to be just like me. And who could blame you? My life is awesome. I’m the guy all the guys want to be and the girls want to be with.
And although it might surprise you, I wasn’t born like that. And while most “gurus” will give you some sob story about how some girl made them cry when they were 15, I’m not going to do that. I’m not one for whinging about my situation. Let’s just say that I wasn’t happy being what I was, so I did something about it.
Fast forward to today. I am no longer the weakling I once was. In fact, that’s the reason I decided to come up with this package. You see, when you have a body like I do, people will constantly be harassing you for tips on how to build a Godlike body.
You might think that this would be nice. But you’d be wrong. When you’re as focused as I am, having thousands of skinny guys hassling me is the last thing I want. The problem was that all these guys were asking me the same questions over and over again.
Seemed that what I had discovered hadn’t occurred to anyone else.
What I needed was something that would eliminate the need for all these guys to ask me questions. I needed to be able to point to something and say “Go read that, it will answer all your questions”. But looking around on the internet one day, I saw there was nothing that would do that for me.
So what did I go and do?
So I realized I only had one choice. I had to create my own step-by-step program that, once read, would remove the need for anyone to ask me any question ever again. It wasn’t easy. But I did it.
And I can now confidently say that this is the most complete muscle building package available on the internet. Don’t believe me? Go and buy all the other courses and when you realize how badly they suck, come back here and get mine.
This Ain't like any package you've ever seen on how to build muscle and shed fat...
But don't take my word for it, see what these experts have to say about it:
Expert Review #1
"I get asked to review programs like these day in day out, and I try to
give them a the most thorough unbiased review I can. I use strict
guidelines and I don't give the top rating willy nilly, in fact this is
only the 2nd program I have given one to, if you have read one of my
reviews you will know what I am talking about.
So you can believe me when I say, if you are looking for a program that
will guide you hand in hand all the way to building the body you want, the
Musclehead's Guide is certainly one of the best I've seen.
Like anything you have to work hard to achieve in life, but it is made a
heck of a lot easier with the Musclehead's Guide. Check it out and follow
the program through and you will be seeing gains in no time."
Wesley McDermott
www.WeightGain4You.com
Expert Review #2
"As an author of health and fitness books as well as a celebrity fitness trainer, I have come across dozens and dozens of weight loss and building muscle programs. Musclehead's website may come across as arrogant but after reviewing his muscle building program, he certainly knows what he is talking about. This is the most concise and effective step by step program that I have ever come across."
Chris Chew, Author of Burn Fat Build Muscles System and Celebrity fitness trainer
http://www.sgfitness.com
Expert Review #3
"As an actor and model I know the importance of having a great physique. Without a doubt having a muscular build and looking fit is the single best thing you can do to improve your life.
One day I realized that I wish I used the four years I spent going to college, learning about fitness and working out instead. After transforming from a 160lb. hard gainer to a 180lb. lean muscle machine everything changed.
I got a promotion at my job, got the girl I always wanted (and others) without even trying, had more confidence and fun in life, and started being treated better by people in general. Do yourself a favor and follow The Musclehead program.
If you don't know what your doing you can waste a lot of time, leading to frustration, a lack of results, and worse a loss of the committment to be in excellent shape. The Musclehead books make it easy for you. Print the books, read them and follow the program.
Without a doubt YOU WILL be able to follow proper form (super important for rookies), maintain a proper diet, and know what excercises to do for the ultimate physique. I cannot recommend this program enough.
Just try it for two months and if you follow the program you will absolutely agree that you made the best improvement to your lifestyle. Stop wasting time and just do it. If you don't think you're a gym guy just think about that girl you always wanted, and the fit guy that you know she wants instead of you.
Most Americans are out of shape, so being fit will make you stand out even more. There really is nothing to lose."
Tony "Wetcat" Tavarez, Actor and Fitness Model
You don’t know how lucky you are to come across this website. Perhaps I just spoke to you in the gym and grunted out this website address? For those of you are not fortunate enough to have seen me in real life, you’re probably wondering why I’m not using my real name on this page.
The truth is, I created this package to minimize the annoyances in my life. I already get too much attention from skinny guys and I spend a good part of each day beating women away with a stick. This is what differentiates me from all those other muscle building “gurus”. I don’t want to be famous. Unlike most, my life is friggin’ awesome. Most other gurus write a book just so that the girl who knocked them back when they were 15 will get jealous. Boo friggin’ hoo. Get over it.
I'm lazy. Real lazy.
I don’t know about you, but I’m lazy. Real lazy. When I do something, I want to be able to get there using the least amount of effort. And I know you don’t want to have to get a PhD in Human Movement just to understand how to build muscle.
If I was you, I’d want an exact step-by-step guide on how to build muscle and that’s it. So that’s exactly what I developed for you.
While some “gurus” will offer you thousands and thousands of pages of information that can be found anywhere, I feel like throwing up just thinking about having to go through all that. Maybe you’ve seen products like this? They come in so many binders that you need a forklift just to pick them all up. If you’re after some expensive toilet paper, buy theirs. If you would prefer to learn all you need to know in a couple of simple documents, read on.
You know you need to lift some weights. You know you need to eat properly. You don’t need thousands of pages of useless dribble to tell you all that. With the Musclehead’s Guide to a Godlike Body, you’ll only get all the information you actually NEED and nothing else. I’ve designed this package with you in mind, so that you’ll get results faster than ever before. You can download the package instantly and be applying it all right away. It’s that simple.
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I used to sell this for $27, but since I'm feeling particularly nice today, you can have it for FREE!
"Thank you for all your advise mate needed some advise to bulk up before i
went back into the navy. All the help has been well recieved. I'm now built
like a brick shithouse ( compared on how i used 2 be ) and my ego is
larger than life cheers m8" - Matt Waller, Australia
You'll Learn:
5 Workout Secrets that will put your personal trainer out of business
The Simple Rule I use for choosing my exercises (it's so simple you'll kick yourself for not thinking of it before)
Exactly why I'm on a supplement company's "hitlist" (no, it's not because I slept with a CEO's wife...)
A complete step-by-step workout program to follow (I literally take you by the hand and show you how it's done)
And much, much more...
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It’s not easy being the Musclehead
On a daily basis I’m called upon to make tough decisions like...
If you’re anything like the old me, you probably feel that your ideal life is a long way off. But it doesn’t have to be. In just a few months, you can have a life just like mine. And what is that exactly? Well, why don’t I elaborate…
I used to be shy whenever I left the house. Eyes down, shoulders slumped, I was not what I wanted to be. Hell, even looking a gorgeous woman in the eyes was beyond me. But ever since I built the body of my dreams, things have changed dramatically. I now walk with a sense of pride. I’m truly happy with who I am and that is something that everyone deserves to be. Even you.
A quick warning, if you take me up on my offer, be prepared to start getting attention from men and women. That’s right and I’m not talking about man love (Although maybe that’s your thing). You see, when you develop a godlike physique, you will automatically become the envy of all men. It will take a little while before you see it, but it won’t be long before you begin to see envy in the men who look at you.
No longer am I the guy seeking approval from other guys. When I enter a room, I'm the man. I don't even have to speak. Close your eyes for a moment and imagine what this must be like. Now come back down to earth. You ain't there yet.
But forget about the guys for a second. When you have a Godlike Physique, your problems with the ladies will be over. No longer will you be plagued by the fear of approaching women. Heck, if you can truly master this area of your life, you won't even have to approach women. They'll be coming to you so often you'll have to invest in a large stick to beat them away with.
I can’t go more than 2 steps inside a club without having women “accidently” bump into me. I get so many phone numbers thrown at me I often lose track of who’s who. Yeh, it’s tough being me. Do you think you could handle it?
Here’s what I’m offering...
The EXACT, STEP-BY-STEP system I use myself (And have used to train others) to develop a truly Godlike Physique. I’m not going to overwhelm you with lots of useless crap just to make my package worthwhile. I don’t beat around the bush, I dive straight in and reveal all the elements of my program in under 50 pages.
If you can’t build the body of your dreams using the knowledge gained here, then you never will. If a lazy, skinny ass kid like myself could do it, only spending a few hours in the gym each week, then you have no excuses!
Here's a short run down of what you'll learn, chapter by chapter:
Chapter 1: The Science of Muscle Building (For Morons)
How not all muscle fibres are created equal (and how getting them confused will leave you looking like a Kenyan marathon runner)
Why your genetics no longer have to limit your progress
The three main body types and how not knowing can be the difference between being in reverse and top gear
Why it’s only worth worrying about one of the two H’s of muscle building
How hormone’s can truly “make or break” any novice muscle builder(and what you need to do to make sure you "make" it)
Chapter 2: How to Workout like the Musclehead and be the King of the Gym
The single biggest key to muscle building that almost no one talks about (you'll instantly be one of the smartest guys in the gym after hearing this)
How to train less often than 90% of gym goers, yet still reap phenomenal gains
The correct length of any workout (You’ll be shocked to hear about this one)
The 2 biggest types of time wasters in the gym (And how to avoid being one of them)
How to know if an exercise is useless or brilliant, just by looking at my simple criteria (seriously, a monkey could work this out...)
The only repetition range you should ever use (It’s not what you’re thinking)
Confused about how fast to move the weights? (With these 2 tips, you never will be again)
How to instantly work out how much weight you should be moving (You’re gonna be laughing at all the other guys in the gym after you learn this trick)
How to avoid being “that guy” in YOUR gym (Don’t know who “that guy” is? Maybe it’s already you!)
The three keys to choosing a beneficial training partner (Get this wrong and your muscles are doomed)
Chapter 3: Time to Measure Up (Put away your magnifying glass, you don't need it for this)
Why metrics are important (and why it’s moronic if you don’t do it)
How to tell exactly what is building you muscle and what isn’t (Stop guessing and leaving your results to chance. Here’s how to pin point with military precision what’s causing your positive results and more importantly, what’s causing you to fail)
The fool proof method for figuring out how well your current diet is doing (This is the best way to work out what’s going on with YOUR metabolism)
The three pillars of measurement and how they can result in mammoth results (Or failures, if you are not aware of them)
Chapter 4: How to Eat your Way to a Godlike Physique
The one thing that caused a friend to give up for good (And how you can learn by his mistake)
The real deal when it comes to protein (I wish all the forum warriors could read this one)
The role of carbohydrates in building your Godlike body and how a slip here can result in huge fat gain and muscle loss.
The right way to consume fat in order to boost your body’s natural steroids (Get this wrong and people will be calling you the Michelin Man!)
How alcohol really affects muscle building (and what I tell people when they ask if they should drink or not)
One of the secrets of my successes (And better yet, you probably see it every day, but don’t get 10% of its potential benefits)
How something I once learned from a physics professor is THE single biggest factor when it comes to muscle building nutrition
My incredibly simple 3 step formula for calculating the correct amount of food to eat (This applies to everyone, every time)
What I tell people when they ask about calorie counting (Note: My answer isn’t the same for everybody)
The types of foods that will decide whether you look like me or Homer Simpson (And you’ll be able to raid the supermarket right away with this list)
The “racist” rule for determining which foods are good and which you shouldn’t even be looking at
How you can still drink sweet drinks and actually benefit from them! (Say goodbye to drinking water 24/7)
How to calculate the correct amount of macronutrients for YOU and you alone (Most formulas only works for a small portion of the population, this works for everyone)
Why most people eat on the “slave cycle” and why you simply cannot continue this way
How to turn your body into a fat burning furnace and turbo charge your metabolism (Ever wondered how fitness models always stay shredded?)
The 2 most crucial times to eat and why the usual rules don’t apply then
Chapter 5: The Truth About Muscle Building Supplements
The truth about the supplement industry (My lawyer is going to love this section)
Why muscle magazines cannot be trusted (I wish more people had the guts to say this)
The supplements that I myself use and when you should use them too (It’s not as straightforward as you might think)
How to spot a dodgy supplement a mile away and save your cash (This tip alone is worth the price of this package)
And much, much more...
I show you exactly how I’ve done it, so you can do it too. Some of the methods I reveal are so simple, you’ll want to drop a barbell on your neck for not thinking them up yourself. They literally force your body to grow, regardless of your genetics. If you can’t create your dream body after going through this package, there is obviously something medically wrong with you. Seriously.
You should also know that…
As long as you can read, I will force you to succeed (Yes, that includes those of you with "special needs")
If you’re a beginner, you will succeed in the shortest time possible (I'm talking a matter of months)
If you’re a veteran, people will be asking you how long you've been taking steroids (Not many natural guys can do that)
But wait, there’s more!
When you take ownership of the infamous “Musclehead’s Guide to a Godlike Physique”, you’ll also receive....
Component #2: The Musclehead Archive of Exercises
Full of all the exercises that I use myself. Full illustrations and explanations of EVERY single exercise that I know and love. Forget most of the exercises that you see in your gym, these are “underground”. You may vaguely recognize some, but I bet you’ve never seen them quite like this.
Want to know the best exercises to build huge biceps? Tick
Exercises for washboard abs? Tick
How about some for a wide, thick back? Tick
Need I go on? I cover all bases here. Not a single body part is left out. If you can exercise it, it’s listed in here.
It doesn't matter if you've never even seen a barbell in your life. I go through how to perform each exercise with perfect form (this is one of the keys to building muscle) in such detail that this book turned out to be as long as "The Musclehead's Guide to a Godlike Physique".
Seriously, you're going to be showing your local gym instructor how it's really done after you've read this book.
Say goodbye to looking stupid in the gym.
This book enables you to be the guy everyone secretly watches as you go about your workouts...
Component #3: The Musclehead’s Workout Guide
Alright, so you’ve read my ebook and are ready to start working out. While I give you explicit instructions on how to construct a workout, I know you’re lazy. You want a step by step program that you can just print out and follow. So here it is.
The regime that will take you from skinny newbie, to a gym veteran with the body to prove it. The initial program will last you just shy of 6 months, after which time you will be a true expert in your own right.
If you've ever been worried about exactly what you need to be doing inside the gym, you'll love this. It's formatted so you simply have to open it up, print it out and then you're ready for the gym.
Every single workout is planned. No guess work required. You're going to be able to walk into the gym like a man on a mission, focused on exactly what you need to do that day.
This, coupled with the knowledge that you will gain from my main ebook, will make you an unstoppable force inside the gym.
Component #4: Team Musclehead "Failproof" One-On-One Coaching Program
You know, you really don’t understand how lucky you are. Here you are, with the opportunity to get access to my complete program in exchange for a few dollars. A drop in the ocean really. Especially when you consider what these guys were prepared to do…
Not all that long ago, I personally trained an elite group of guys who wanted to learn all I know. Since my time is extremely valuable, I needed something pretty significant in exchange. I thought about asking for their first born child, but I decided on something a lot more demanding…
So in return for helping them achieve Godlike physiques, I created “Team Musclehead”. An elite group of mercenaries with only one mission: To help you succeed.
You see, while I know that my book contains everything you could possibly want to know, I know that you’re lazy. I know that you’ll probably just read it and forget about it. So I needed something to make sure you simply CANNOT FAIL …
That’s where Team Musclehead come in. Remember how I mentioned that I needed something in exchange for changing their lives? I decided to chain them to a set of computers for 12 hours a day, so that they can help you out and give you the extra edge you may need.
Something in the ebook you don’t understand? Got a new workout you want critiqued? No problem, send these guys an email and it will get answered in no time.
Since this program is brand new, you can have access to these guys for life, but as soon as there are enough success stories around, I'll be pulling this part right away. After all, it costs me way too much to feed these guys.
Remember that these are guys I’ve trained personally, they’re not some homeless guys I’ve pulled off the street. They are just like a future version of yourself. They never had the life they desired, but now (Apart from when they’re chained to the computer) they all have awesome lives.
But since these guys can only help so many people, this portion of my package is limited. In order to make sure that they are able to answer all questions promptly (Within 24 hours), I’m going to remove this offer on: Sunday, September 23, so if you want to join up, now is the time...
Let me ask you one VERY important question...
What would you be willing to pay for your IDEAL body?
To be able to walk down the street with your head held high and your shirt off.
To finally have guys think "I wish I was him" as you walk past. To finally have gorgeous women APPROACH YOU for a date.
Seriously, what would you be willing to pay for this? 5 grand? 10 grand? That may sound like an extreme amount to you, but if you take a moment to think about what your new life would be worth, I bet you'd come up with a pretty extreme number.
I know I sure as hell would. Fortunately for you, I'm not going to ask for anywhere near that much (even though it would still be worth every penny...)
So, Musclehead, how much is this all going to cost me?
Well, you might think I'm crazy, but by buying my package, you'll actually be saving money! You won't have to worry about spending a fortune on expensive supplements (that are a waste of your hard earned cash anyway) and you'll be able to fire your personal trainer.
After a nasty experience with the justice system, I no longer accept slave labor as a form of payment. These days I only accept money. How much, you ask? Well, while this program usually sells for $127, if you order by
Sunday, September 23 I’m going to give it to you for a measly $67, but there is a catch.
What’s the catch? In exchange for the reduced price, all I ask for is for you to take a photo of yourself today, then another one in 8 weeks and then send them to me, along with a testimonial of what you thought of the program. Why? To prove to the world, without a shadow of a doubt, that my program works.
I can't make you do this, but I'm going to ask you, man-to-man, to honor this agreement. Think of it as a virtual handshake.
Now, I only need a couple more of these, then I’ll be putting the price back to $127. So you know what to do.....
Here's what you're going to get...
This Package contains:
The Musclehead's Guide to a Godlike Physique
The Musclehead Archive of Exercises
Musclehead's Workout Guide
LIFETIME One-On-One Coaching from Team Musclehead
I wish this program had been around when I was building my new self. It would've saved me months (if not years) of blood, sweat and tears. I created this cutting edge product with you in mind, so you can master this part of your life in the shortest time possible.
This is the only chance you will EVER have to learn these secrets. And chances are if you don’t take it now, you never will. I'm not being harsh, just saying what needs to be said.
You're only one mouse click away from having the body of your dreams and the life that you've always wanted. Click on the order button below so you can get INSTANT ACCESS to my ground breaking program.
To order "The Musclehead’s Guide to a Godlike Physique" and all the bonuses, just click on the link below . You’ll be asked for your name, email and payment details. Payment is all handled by Clickbank, one of the internet's most trusted payment processing companies.
Upon completion, you’ll be given instructions on how you can INSTANTLY download this groundbreaking package, so you can start applying what you’ll learn straight away.
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I’m so confident in what I’m offering, that I’m even going to let you try out my entire package for 8 weeks for FREE. If you are so stupid that you can’t make this work for you within 8 weeks, then I don’t want your money. Just whip off a quick email to me and I’ll give you 100% of your money back, no questions asked.
I’ll laugh at you behind your back and probably think you're a moron, but I will still give you all your money back, without even blinking an eye.
Heck, I'll even let you keep the entire package.
So there you have it. If you are perfectly happy with your life, good stuff. If not, click on the link above and purchase this package. Do you have the courage to make a change in your life? Either way, it doesn’t worry me, I’ll still be partying it up in a Jacuzzi somewhere, surrounded by lingerie models with loose morals. Ooh yeh.
“I never worry about action. Only inaction” – Winston Churchill
To Godlike Physiques,
The Musclehead
P.S Don't forget, you have the opportunity to get this package for a fraction of it's normal price. Everything you need in order to get started on your journey to having the body of your dreams. So if that's what you want to do, this is the opportunity you have been waiting for.
P.P.S Still reading? Ahh I get you, you’re one of those people who think it’s too good to be true. You probably think I’m some kind of scammer. Whatever, I don’t care. We both know you need me more than I need you. Go and buy every OTHER muscle building package out there and see how you go. I guarantee you’ll be back to buy this one within no time at all. Or you could make the wise decision and change your body forever by ORDERING RIGHT NOW. Your life, your choice.
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