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So Who Am I And Whats My Story…
I’m the high school kid with three skinny hot tan girls you see driving down the street in a Mercedes, and you think to yourself,
“Why Can’t I Be That Asshole, and look he even has hot chicks and he’s ugly ass hell!“
And you know what? You’re right. But so what? Do you think I really care about your thought process? I couldn’t care less. I am making the money on this side of the keyboard and your not, so keep reading…
I probably go to your kid’s local high school, and when I get home from doing lame schoolwork from the teachers. I say hi to my mom and go upstairs and check out how my websites are doing. Then I do about two hours of work, then count my money I have hidden in my room, then go out with some hot girls I met from school that want to get a ride in my car.
I cut through the bullshit. If you find me too offensive, or whatever, feel free to leave my website at anytime. Your just one click away from getting poorer and while I’m getting richer.
I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to show you how I make money through the internet with Google AdSense and AdWords, end of story.
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Why Should You Buy My Program?
We both know you want to make more money and lots of it, otherwise you wouldn’t be here reading this crap. And since you found my site (your thinking oh geez not another one of these websites). I’m sure you already know that there are billions of “get rich quick” bullshit programs out there.
Which are all bullshit and scams in some way, which I am not even going to mention, hell you’ve probably even bought some of them yourself. I know I did at first. Well, are you impressed with them? I’m not. Not even close. These losers make a few Benjamin Franklin’s a month selling some lame e-book to someone like you. Big deal. I make hundreds of thousands. And my income is so automatic, it would make you sick to see my daily bank account. To think what I did and how I got here is just so brainless!
These people are not trying to help you. They have no “secrets”. It’s the same information over and over again, repackaged differently by new “authors” every year. These guys send you books and binders with over thousands of pages. They send you DVD’s and audio tapes with another 10 hours of material to review, while your credit card keeps getting charged. And you have to call your credit card company, to cancel the card because they keep charging you, for stuff you were screwed on. Fuck that.
I don’t know about you but I’m lazy. I am really really lazy, I can be in the running for the most laziest worldwide.
That’s why I give you simple instructions without all of the BS and crap. I tell you “here is what you do to make money - in a top ten list like on the Letterman Show”, and that’s it. No bullshit. I show you companies, websites, and the contacts you want to deal with when you make money.
It’s simple THE 3 STEP PROGRAM:
1. To make money online you need a website. I’ll show you 5-10 categories that are HOT right now, and how to go about making money from those websites.
2. Next, you need to get people to visit your website. I’ll show you exactly how to do this in less than 2 minutes.
3. Next you need to get the people who visit your site to do stuff that earns you cash. I’ll explain this to you in about one hour.
Are you getting the point? I WILL MAKE YOU MONEY. While you sleep and other people will have on idea.
And unlike these idiots selling their latest money making “programs”, I’m not even going to tell you my name because my mom and dad would want in on this and I want to make money before they ever know anything. I want to live it all. I don’t crave attention like they do. Who cares? I don’t want to be famous, I want to be rich and have constant income coming in every month. Isn’t that the ultimate goal in life.
I’m The AdSense Kid, I am making hundreds of thousands a month in my room while my parents are downstairs arguing their lives away, and I like it that way.
So How Is All This Happening…
Basically, I have tested various methods to make money. I’ve come up with a few amazingly easy ways to make money online all the time even while I sleep. And they have worked for me for over 4 years now.
You don’t need to know anything computer technical or programming in computer languages, you don’t need to know how to make a website in C++ or Flash, and you don’t need any money to get started (like business that want $10k now and you never make your money back.) All you need is a high school education and a willingness to follow simple instructions. Which some people will have a problem with.
I will show you EXACTLY how I make millions. And when I say “exactly”, I mean it. No bullshit. I will show you the tools I used and how I did with Google and other affiliates.
When I show you how easy it is to make money, you’re gonna be pissed that you didn’t think of this yourself. But the truth is, no one has time nowadays to spend hours on the computer looking for different methods. Everybody is busy going to work or going to college trying to be Bill Gates, when everyone is doing that same thing no one gets anywhere. But Bill keeps getting richer…like me!
If you can type, use your mouse, and read and follow simple instructions, with time and patience, you can make money and lots of it. Remember the time and patience part because that’s the most important, the more you put into it, the more you get out of it.
I’m even going to go one step further, and do the unthinkable. I’m going to show you some of my current & former websites that have made me hundreds of thousands. One of my recent simple websites made over $1 Million Dollars in just a few months, and I didn’t even sell anything it was all through SEO.
10 of my other websites has been ranked # 1 in Google and Yahoo for over 3 years for several of the most competitive keywords and phrases. I obviously know what I’m doing and have been doing it right.
Many times I make a site hugely profitable, then sell it to the highest bidder sometimes eBay or to Venture Capitalist, so I can cash out and move on to the next project. I just get sick of it and I want to start something new.
I recently sold a website that made me $1.8M in one year. Over $900k in profit, and it didn’t sell anything. I will show you all of the websites that have made me millions of dollars. And I’ll show you the exact strategies I used to get them all so profitable. And the best part is that all of my websites are 100% automated, they do the work themselves once I get it running. I do only 2 hours of work a day, and I just sit back and get paid every month after month.
So What Am I Propositioning To You?
I’m offering you EXACT (no bullshit here!) instructions on how to become an internet Google Adsense multi-millionaire like me, with time and dedication. I started when I was 14 making money and now I am 18 years old and making more money then my mom and dad combined!
The same strategies I still use to this day. Unlike other so-called geniuses, that give you only half of what they learned so you don’t know all there secrets, I’m not going to overwhelm you with thousands of pages of useless information in a e-book that lead to crap. If you are looking for an expensive yellow book for dummies, buy their program. If you want to start making money TODAY, get mine. Simple as that.
In my program, I cut to the chase with my killer online money-making strategies, those that you can begin using immediately. If you can’t easily make at least $5,000 per month with my simple detailed instructions, you need to go back to washing cars and picking your nose.
And by the way, I’m talking about just 5-10 hours of work per week. And, you’ll never have to talk to anyone on the phone or in person either. No dealing with the public anymore. You are your own boss, so why not be one for once instead of working for someone else that never made it and decided to go into retail.
What’s Included in My Program:
How to use Google Adsense to double and triple your earnings. Exact instructions on how to make money from the Google Adsense and Adwords. How to build your own list of email subscribers - and how to send them other offers that earn you money automatically. How I had the # 1 ranking website in Google for 4 years, for terms such as “kim kardashian”, “miley cyrus”, “money maker”, “google moneymaker”,and more. Over 100 million competitors couldn’t beat me. Even the big lending companies. The architecture of Google and how I got it to make money while I am in high school taking notes from my teacher. How to create your own website business and make Google work for you. Detail instructions on how to make money from scratch, step by step.
Face it….if you want to be rich like me, this is your chance. Think about your current situation. Are you satisfied being a total loser in school and not sure what to major in and playing star wars all day long? If so, move on. If not, get my program NOW. It’s as simple as that. The fact is, I already make money while I am in class and my mom and my girlfriend don’t even know!
Whatever you decide, I’ll be sipping martinis by the pool for the weekend in Miami while my mom thinks I am a Geek Convention. And by the way, if you don’t buy this now your wasting your time.
To Being A HighSchooler, Getting Acne, and Sitting In My Room and Watching Porn All Day While Making Cold Hard Cash,
The AdSense Kid
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BONUS # 1: Google AdSense Architecture
Google AdSense, the secret’s behind the ads and how to make them work for your business, what keywords the make the most money for your business.
BONUS # 2: Google AdWords Keywords
How to make Google work for you using Google AdWords, and what’s the difference between Placements and Keywords and which benefit you the most in the long run.
BONUS # 3: Website Content
To provide you with the best money maker websites and how to get them running and starting generating cash TODAY! No BS.
BONUS # 4: Affiliates Extra Income
I will give you all the BIG affiliates in the industry and show you were to sign up and start using those ads to make you more money. I wont waste your time with what doesn’t work, and show you the keys to success.
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I will give you the tools and show you how to generate traffic to your website, some of it does take time, but usually if you put in the hard work with my strategies you will have more traffic then you know what to do. I will show you how to use Google Search and make it work for you!
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