In all seriousness: Unless you've got balls or ovaries made of steel, don't even bother to read another frickin' word, YOU are too simple-minded to ever implement the strategies revealed here. Not meant to offend, but c'mon who do you think you're foolin? Not me. Off you go.. find a get rich quick book that strokes your ego, fills you with inspiration and keeps you stuck in the same place you are trying to get out of. Good bye and good luck!
Attention: []Rule Breakers,
Rebels And Radicals!
How To Get What You Want Faster, No Matter What You Sell,
Who You Are Targeting Or What You Ultimately Want Out
Of The Deal, Minus The Hardship,Gut-Wrenching Chore,
Pain And Utter Bullshit You've Been Suckered
Into Believing You Gotta Put Up With.
(Free Advice: Don't Bring A
Knife To A Gun Fight).
Dear "There's Gotta Be A Better Way" Thinker,
Point blank, there is.
This candid letter will reveal what's normally resting up my sleeves, in the shadows, at-the-ready to spring on my readers, as soon as they let their guard down. I am breaking my own rules to do so, but my gut tells me it is the only way to convince you of my message.
There are mountains of promises floating in the marketplace like a body being pulled out of the Hudson River; they're everywhere, and they are about as useful as having a cadaver as a mentor. Despite the obvious, that being that about 94% of the people who you come across in your life, have every intent to pitch you on something and most of it will never live up to their promises. Men and women continue to buy, every single day, lining up in droves to eat scraps from those sellers’ hands.
Selling is everywhere; it cannot be avoided - even if you board yourself up in your home, beat your telephone receiver into oblivion, and rip the television plug from the wall.
Sometimes It Takes Being Backed Into a Corner.
I remember advice from Gary Halbert, though many years ago, it is crystal clear in my mind today. He reminded me of how simple solutions truly are. Joe Polish was interviewing Gary and asked what his listeners could do if they have an “idea”. No matter if your tape player was on the lowest volume setting or not, Gary Halbert blurted out an answer that resonated to the point of vibrating the shell of your tape player. He spoke from the core of his beliefs, drawing from a reservoir of hard knocks, failures, and pain, and let two words explode from his mouth to the point his voice shook, “Do Something!”
On the surface, the simplicity of just two little words would have most listeners in this world of ours, screaming for their money back. There would be cries of the material falling short, and before you could blink your eyes, that typical listener was off to the races in a mad dash to seek the Holy Grail, find the Smoking Gun, and chase their own tail for an additional, countless number of years. I’ve quit being surprised by such behavior.
Being Manipulated By A 3 Year Old.
You’ve been had, if you think that selling is limited only to a product or service.If that’s what you believe, if you THINK that this letter is about “sales” you already lost, dipshit.
Perhaps you are guilty of already rolling your eyes, reading my words, thinking you’ve got me and this letter figured out. I’ve already won, because you have just eliminated yourself from the running. You’ve raised your hand, step forward, stuck your chest out and asked to be rewarded with the label of: FOLLOWER.
Selling is everywhere, more than ever. It breathes, reproduces, and lives a life of it’s own.
Exceptional selling kicks down the door of your subconscious mind and tickles your deepest thoughts and inhibitions, long before you can even think about putting up your guard. It may be disguised as a question, words on paper or even something as deadly as a gesture or glance from across a room. YOU being the target.
Get Knocked Up Or Buy An Extended Warranty.
Men, women, girls, boys, girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands and wives are buying into things they don’t want every second of the day. You or someone you know is being advised, coerced, manipulated, convinced and pressured into little decisions and big ones that can take a much more prominent role, leading to tragedy, mental roadblocks and life altering impact.
People are chomping at the bit to SELL you. Whatever the intent. To get you to wrap around their finger, flirt with your deepest emotions and lead you down whatever path they choose. If you are not savvy enough, they'll throw a chain around your neck, hook it up to the bumper of their car and press the pedal to the medal, filling their pockets and egos with their choice of your possessions, absolutely precious to you or not.
A three-year-old child, who has yet to master using the toilet, quickly learns how to sell. They get their way, despite the logic of who is the adult, has more experience, and is in charge.
Take ‘em Out At The Knees.
It’s easier to clear a path of thorns and thicket with a machete rather than a toothpick. Obvious, right? But, everyday, men and women who are waist deep in selling, hoping to get their way, get what they want and close the deal, lay an arsenal of tools to get the job done out in front of them, choosing not the most effective, but the one with the most comfortable grip.
A slave to their own comfort zones, they are too blind to ever look for a better option. If you are going into battle with winning being your objective, why in the hell would you consciously make the choice to arm yourself with a shield rather than a double-edged battle axe that delivers the kind of blow that is tough to ignore?
OBVIOUS. Plain as day. Every other option seems stupid, and yet the majority choose the comfortable grip, despite their words, their promises to themselves, and the litany of affirmations that line their mind, stroking their ego to sleep.
Us Versus Them.
Think I am being over-dramatic, making a big deal out of, or putting a spin on what’s before you so you become compelled and follow my lead? Think again.
I just explained to you what most people will do. It’s no secret. The majority continually makes bad decisions, live with the pathetic results of those decisions, only to vow to do it differently next time – but MOST NEVER DO. You know what? THAT is NOT going to change. (I don’t care, either).
Their inaction speaks volumes about them. They practically wet themselves at the mere thought of having to change how they do what they do, even knowing it is not working, but does that stop them from dreaming even bigger? Nope. (And that’s fine too).
That’s their choice. Not mine. Perhaps, not yours.
Thus, the reason for a letter like this one.
A Peek Behind The Curtain
Normally, at about this length in a sales letter I’d be gearing up for the big pitch. But in all frankness, unless you are either a masochist, or not easily intimidated, (check yourself for brass balls and ovaries - if you've got both, see your doctor!), I’ve hopefully scared away those who not going to GET this information from those who have the GUTS to actually APPLY it. Is that you?
If you had the chance to witness simple, fundamental, highly leveraged, cut to the head of the line strategies and systems to apply to what you are selling – whatever you are selling - would you want to have access to such information?
(One Warning, Before Walking Down This Path).
The information I am about to share with you has only been shared with Paid Clients and Select Referrals. It is a glimpse into the exact foundational systems I use in my business and life, and the same that my MasterMind Partners choose to use, after years of weeding out what definitely does not work.
Stop Reading! UNLESS You Are Truly Sick And Tired Of Chasing Your Own Tail, Pushing Boulders Up Hills And Investing Too Much Of Your Precious Time In Results That Never Happen.
I’m not kidding. I’ve been as crystal-clear as I man can be. You can choose to do things the hard way or you can DECIDE to do things the EASY way. You are in control of that choice – now is the time to decide which side you are on – consciously.
Rule Breaker: Don’t Talk About Yourself In A Sales
Letter – It’s A Copywriting Deadly Sin To
Say “I” Instead of “You”, The Reader.
But you know what, this letter hits close to home. I know personally what it is like to be BROKE – emotionally, and financially. I know first-hand what it is like to be at the bottom, crawling out from the jaws of screwing up.
So if you will, give me a little latitude.
I once did the things the opposite I do today. I chased after people who had no desire to do business with me, give me their money, or spend time with me. I wasted my time pursuing women that had no interest in me only to have my spirits crushed. I spent my hard-earned dollars trying to convince prospects to give me their business – and I went broke in the process, suckered by broken promises, getting the run-around, and the infamous dangling carrot.
Long story short, failing miserably led to finding better answers. Ones that worked, no matter the cost. I was tired of eating GRASS, and gettin' the shaft.
That Was Then, This Is Now.
Today I only go after easy targets. I now am armed with time-tested, already proven, Systems, Strategies and Techniques that work.
That’s the world I am inviting you to be a part of. A world that UNTIL NOW has only been seen by Clients and Customers who had to jump through hoop after hoop and spend dollar after dollar.
I cannot emphasize enough that selling is all around you. What I am about to reveal to you gives you a glimpse into the way that my Partners and I do business, how we approach men and women to SELL them. (SELLING them means MONEY in Hand, Objective Accomplished, and Getting the Results You Want out of each situation).
You Choose: The HARD Way. Or The EASY Way. (Our Way).
Announcing The Release Of:
The Best of The Big Red Nose Club Volume One:
Client Only, NLP, Marketing And Selling Newsletters
(I’m breaking another rule, here, doing so might be cutting my own throat). MANY of our Clients don’t like to do the work themselves. They’re a bit lazy sometimes, but most of the time they are scared to death. Like I revealed earlier in this letter, breaking from their comfort zones intimidates them, despite having a plan right before them describing how to get things done. How to get the Ultimate Results that they seek.
And in all fairness, without trying to sound like a pompous ass if it comes off that way, unless you are viewing the world through our eyes, you may very well not be able to see the Formulas, Systems, and the Process hiding right in front of you, under the tip of your nose, begging for your attention. One of my partners, gives away this kind of stuff to our Clients all the time. It’s all right there, just waiting to be squeezed and MILKED. And still, people just aren’t able to SEE it.
No Hiding. No Guessing. No Reading Between the Lines.
The Best Of The Big Red Nose Club Volume One, will shed a spotlight on what our Clients have missed, and almost literally push your face into The Point.
Each Client-Only Newsletter included is featured, word for word, in it’s original, unique style. Then, summarized, recapping what you may not have seen, because the “selling secrets” that so many others often whisper about, in fact, boil down to elementary, simple systems. So simple, so easy, that if you are not “in the zone”, paying attention and intently focused, you’ll run right past them, never noticing they were there.
THAT’S the POWER of this STUFF. You can put it right in front of people and they HAVE NO IDEA you are controlling the situation from the beginning.
How Often Do You Think We WIN?
Personally, my closing rate is so high, that I dare not put it in print. My business and the income streams it creates DEFY what numerous nay-sayers continually tell me is “impossible to do”, and yet, that’s what I DO everyday. Go figure. (Hint: if you could tap-into EXACTLY WHAT people WANTED, WHY they were BUYING, how much of a hands down, almost unfair advantage, would YOU HAVE getting your prospects to say YES, to Get The Sale, To Agree To Your Terms?).
Their way. Your way. Or Our way. The choice is yours. People will starve to death with three loaves of bread in each hand. Will you?
The Best of The Big Red Nose Club
Volume One – Client Only, NLP,
Marketing And Selling Newsletters
Here’s What You’ll Get. Access to Case Studies, Systems, and Direct Strategies that are easy to apply and implement into your selling.
Including, but certainly not limited to:
How, Despite No Experience and Being Thrown To the Wolves, How One Woman BEAT All Odds and Become the NUMBER ONE Saleswoman In an Industry That Gets Little Respect: Automobile Sales.
A Down and Dirty Way To Write Advertising That Almost Forces People To Call You By the Droves, And Give You More Money Than You Were Asking For.
The Lesson Learned From Jay Abraham (Literally, $5,000 per Hour and UP) That Slashed Returns On Product By A Whopping 15%.
How Corporate America Is Walking Around In Your Brain, Kicking Their Shoes Off And Having A Field Day With Your Subconscious Every Day of the Week With Tricks To Make You Buy More And Buy Now.
The Short And Sweet 3 RULES That Every Entrepreneur Should Have Duck-Taped To His Or Her Forehead To Get, Maintain And Keep FOCUS On Where To Point Your Priorities.
The Number One Reason WHY So Many People Are Thrown On To the Scrap Heap In MLM (Network Marketing), Never Able To Make The Kind of Money That Has Been Promised Them.
Where MASSIVE LEVERAGE Is Hiding And How To Harness What Has Been Eluding You.
WHY One Female Client Let Us Create A Quick $100,000 For Her, Then Said, “You’re FIRED!” And How To Tap Into The Same Fast Money Strategy, No Matter What You Sell.
Exactly How To Prevent Yourself From Making One Of The Most Deadly (Picture Your Business In A Spiraling Nosedive) Mistakes That Collects Victims Every Single Day.
How To Use An On the Surface Insane Trick To Win Over Strangers, Get Free Stuff, And Influence Those Around You. (Be Careful).
The Most Magical Word In Selling: It’s Not Yes, No, Or Any Stupid, Cure-All Catch Phrase Books On “Selling” Convince You Is The Answer.
The 2 Names of the Exact Systems That You Could Be Using Daily, Too, To Get What You Ultimately Want Easier, Faster, and Seriously Chocked To The Rim For Your Benefit.
You’ll get 12 Issues of our previously, only accessible by Clients and the Referred, NLP, Selling and Marketing Newsletters. 51 Pages of the exact original issue, followed by a summation and action plan for each to be certain that the diamonds hiding in plain sight are ones that you take advantage of. Delivered as a PDF file (Mac and PC friendly).
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Mr.X (Sittin' in the shadows, taking notes and out-schooling you at your own game).
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P.P.P.S. (You're absolutely right. This AIN'T for Everybody. Quite possibly it ain't for you. Brass balls or ovaries REQUIRED). If you are a cheap bastard, go here.
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