Lose Some Damn Weight
WELCOME FATTY!
I KNOW WHY YOU\\'RE HERE...
YOU NEED TO LOSE SOME DAMN WEIGHT!
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DO YOU THINK THIS WEBSITE IS A JOKE?! IT CAN BE, IF YOU’RE THIN AND
HEALTHY. BUT YOU’RE NOT! YOU’RE HERE BECAUSE YOU\'RE FAT!
THIS WEBSITE WILL HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
HERE IS A BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURE OF A RECENT VISITOR AFTER ONE WEEK
OF VISITING THIS WEBSITE...
BEFORE
AFTER
* PLEASE NOTE: IF IT\'S NOT OBVIOUS, THIS IS A DRAMATIZATION.
NEED I SAY MORE?
DOES THIS KIND OF RIDICULOUS TESTIMONIAL LOOK FAMILIAR?
I’M GUESSING THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME YOU’VE SURFED THE
INTERNET LOOKING FOR HELP LOSING WEIGHT. I\'M ALSO GUESSING YOU’VE
LOST WEIGHT BEFORE, BUT YOU GAINED IT BACK.
YOU KNOW BEING FAT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD. YOU KNOW BEING FAT IS
PROBABLY GOING TO KILL YOU EARLIER IN YOUR LIFE. YOU KNOW YOU CAN\'T
MOVE AROUND EASILY. PEOPLE HAVE MADE FUN OF YOU BEFORE. DO YOU HEAR A
BEEPING NOISE WHEN YOU BACK UP? YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO FINALLY LOSE SOME
DAMN WEIGHT!
BY NOW, EITHER YOU\'RE PISSED OFF, OR YOU REALIZE MOST OF THE ABOVE
IS TRUE.
EITHER WAY, YOU NEED TO LISTEN…
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOU PROBABLY WONT LOSE ANY WEIGHT WITHOUT
SERIOUS HELP. WITHOUT HELP, YOU\'LL PROBABLY BE FAT THE REST OF YOUR
SHORTENED LIFE.
MY JOB HERE IS TO SHOCK YOU, OFFEND YOU AND INSULT YOU SO I CAN GET
YOUR ATTENTION. I\\'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO ACTUALLY TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR
LIFE AND LOSE SOME OF THAT DAMN WEIGHT!
HOW CAN I SAY ALL OF THESE THINGS? BECAUSE I LIVED THEM.
I NEEDED TO LOSE LOTS OF DAMN WEIGHT FOR YEARS. I\'VE HAD HIGH BLOOD
PRESSURE. I\'VE BEEN PRE-DIABETIC. MY BACK HAS HURT AND I SWEAR I\'VE
HEARD BEEPING NOISES WHEN I BACKED UP. I WAS ON A TRACK TO AN EARLY
DEATH. I’VE SPENT THOUSANDS ON ALL OF THE WEIGHT LOSS PILLS AND
PLANS I COULD FIND. I SUCCESSFULLY LOST WEIGHT TIME AFTER TIME, BUT
THEN PUT IT ALL BACK ON, PLUS MORE! SOUND FAMILIAR? SURE IT DOES,
DON’T BE IN DENIAL.
HOWEVER, A VERY SPECIAL PERSON TAUGHT ME HOW EXACTLY HOW TO TAKE
CONTROL OF MY LIFE. SINCE THEN, NOT ONLY WAS I ABLE TO LOSE WEIGHT,
BUT I LOST OVER 100 POUNDS OF FAT AND HAVE KEPT IT OFF PERMANENTLY.
I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO TAKE CONTROL !
I’LL BE BLUNT, LET’S GET A FEW THINGS OUT ON THE TABLE:
* YOU DON’T HAVE MUCH OF A CLUE WHAT IT TAKES FOR YOU TO BE
SUCCESSFUL IN LOSING WEIGHT. IF YOU HAD A CLUE, YOU WOULDN’T BE FAT.
SURE YOU MAY KNOW THE BASICS, BUT WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO BE ABLE
TO REALLY LOSE THE WEIGHT, AND KEEP IT OFF?
* I’M HERE TO TELL YOU THE NO-NONSENSE TRUTH ABOUT WHY YOU NEED TO
LOSE WEIGHT, AND I HOW I CAN HELP YOU.
* I’M NOT HERE TO HELP YOU FOR FREE. IF I WANTED TO DO CHARITY,
I’D GO TO THE LOCAL SOUP KITCHEN.
I\'M OFFERING YOU A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR SOMEONE TO
BLUNTLY TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO FINALLY BE SUCCESSFUL.
I’M NOT AFRAID TO HURT ANY FEELINGS, WHICH SHOULD BE OBVIOUS BY
NOW…
YOU HAVE A DECISION TO MAKE...
* YOU CAN EITHER CONTINUE SURFING THE NET LOOKING FOR A METHOD TO
LOSE WEIGHT. YOU WILL PROBABLY READ A DOZEN WEBSITES PUMPING YOU FULL
OF B.S. PROMISES AND GUARANTEES. YOU\'LL BUY A PROGRAM, AND PROBABLY
FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE THE PROGRAM IS FULL OF GIMMICKS, AND
SHORT TERM UNREALISTIC TECHNIQUES.
OR
* YOU CAN GET A LIFE AND LOSE SOME DAMN WEIGHT WITH MY HELP. I\'VE
DESIGNED A PROGRAM WHICH WILL ABSOLUTELY CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT\'S
ALREADY HELPED SO MANY PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THEY\'D NEVER EXPERIENCE
LONG TERM SUCCESS.
I’M OFFERING TO YOU NON-NONSENSE, TELL IT LIKE IT IS WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM. CAN YOU GUESS THE NAME?…
"IT\'S TIME TO LOSE SOME DAMN WEIGHT!"
HERE IS WHAT YOU\\'LL GET WITH THIS PROGRAM:
* YOU’LL BE SCARED INTO LOSING WEIGHT AFTER REVIEWING MY PROGRAM.
I\'LL HELP YOU QUICKLY AND SCIENTIFICALLY ANALYZE YOUR CURRENT
SITUATION, AND THEN I’LL TELL YOU THE TRUE HARD FACTS ABOUT WHAT
WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DON’T LOSE SOME DAMN WEIGHT. THIS WON\'T BE EASY
TO READ, BUT FEAR MOTIVATES. YOU NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR
SITUATION.
* YOU\'LL HEAR MY STRAIGHT FORWARD, NO B.S. APPROACH TO WHAT YOU
NEED TO DO TO CONTROL YOURSELF AND LOSE WEIGHT. YOU\'LL LEARN THINGS
YOU\'VE NEVER IMAGINED. IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT EXERCISE AND EATING LESS.
IT’S ABOUT CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE, AND I\'LL SHOW YOU EXACTLY HOW.
* FREE BONUS #1 - YOU’LL HAVE LIFETIME ACCESS TO AN EXCEPTIONAL
MEMBERS ONLY DISCUSSION FORUM WHERE YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS AND GET
NO-B.S. ANSWERS FROM OTHERS (INCLUDING PROFESSIONALS) TRYING TO LOSE
SOME DAMN WEIGHT. NOT ONLY WILL YOU GET ANSWERS, YOU\'LL GET SUPPORT.
THIS TYPE OF A INFORMATIONAL AND SUPPORT RESOURCE IS WORTH HUNDREDS OF
DOLLARS.
* FREE BONUS #2 - FOR A VERY LIMITED TIME, I\'LL ALSO THROW IN A
NEW EBOOK I\'VE CREATED: "851 UNBELIEVABLY DELICIOUS RECIPES FOR
WEIGHT LOSS." I PLAN ON SELLING THIS SEPARATELY IN THE NEAR FUTURE FOR
NEARLY THE SAME PRICE OF MY WEIGHT LOSS PLAN ALONE.
ALL OF THE ITEMS ABOVE ARE EASILY WORTH HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS!
ORDERING INFORMATION / GUARANTEE:
TRY MY “IT’S TIME TO LOSE SOME DAMN WEIGHT, FATTY!” PROGRAM
(ALONG WITH ALL OF THE OTHER VALUABLE FREE BONUSES ABOVE) FOR 60 DAYS.
IF YOU DON’T LOSE WEIGHT WITH MY PROGRAM, YOU’LL BE FAT FOREVER.
IF YOU DON’T LOSE YOUR DAMN WEIGHT, I’LL GIVE YOU A 100% REFUND
AND YOU CAN GO BACK TO EATING PORK RINDS BY THE DOZEN. IN FACT, I’LL
ISSUE THE REFUND WITHOUT ANY QUESTIONS ASKED, JUST TO SAVE YOU THE
EMBARRASSMENT. TO BE HONEST, I\'VE NOT RECEIVED A SINGLE REFUND
REQUEST IN THE PAST YEAR...
THE RIDICLIOUS LOW COST:
ONLY $19.99
(I KNOW, IT’S THE COST OF A NICE MEAL, BUT YOU NEED TO CUT BACK
ANYWAY, RIGHT?)
AFTER YOUR PURCHASE, YOU\'LL BE DIRECTED TO A MEMBERS ONLY AREA.
YOU\'LL THEN HAVE ACCESS TO ALL OF THE RESOURCES DESCRIBED ABOVE.
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