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5 extremely useful appendixes as incentives
SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY PRICE
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WE START WITH A SOLID FOUNDATION OF HOW HUMOR WORKS
* Learn what exactly is a joke
* And what makes it funny
* How it actually works
* Learn the keys/secrets
* Illustrations
* Summary/Flowchart
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FROM THEORY TO PRACTICE
* Surprise yourself! Take a joke and analyze it
* Learn the basic secrets/techniques of humor generation [17]
* Master key components of a joke and begin composing your own
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* Pick up speed as you practice making jokes
* Impress friends with simple and effective basic humor you can
create with most of the basic methods
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CUTTING-EDGE HUMOR WITH ADVANCED TECHNIQUES
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* Get an inside look at the 13 hottest techniques that you can use
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After this, you will learn fun practices to improve your natural wit
[19]. All these with numerous illustrations that would let you
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You Get The Inside Scoop As You Learn...
WHAT THE KEY COMPONENTS OF HUMOR ARE, SO YOU CAN CREATE KILLER
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How to hold the setup so you can increase the laugh that you get
for your joke/act
HOW TO PULL OFF WICKED PUNCH LINES and the best spots to work them
on
The one single technique that can be used for creating all humor
[20] in the world
THE KEY SECRET TO GET THE MAXIMUM FUN OUT OF YOUR LINES AND SAVE
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Explore different tips and techniques to improve your skills of
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HOW TO USE HUMOR AS A WEAPON: USING FUNNY INSULTS AGAINST BOSSY
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Harrisburg, PA USA
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It took me over 4 years of research to perfect the techniques that I
published in the 1st edition of 'How to be FUNNY!' way back in 1997
(It was in the top 10 sellers in the country for more than a year
since then). The fourth edition of the book was released in the summer
of 2005. One of my colleagues at the studio pointed out the huge
possibility with internet to make my proven methods available for an
international audience thereby benefiting a whole lot more people than
I had done with print versions of my book till then. Thus the ebook
version of the fourth edition of my book was born in 2005. It is now
carrying the latest 2007 revised edition.
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I look forward to getting a letter from you, telling me about YOUR
SUCCESS STORY and how YOU HAVE PROGRESSED with your own style of
humor. Even though I get an enormous amount of mail, please write to
me. I'd love to hear your success story!
Kind Regards,
Stanley Lyndon
Author, How to be FUNNY!
