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Ultimate Metronome

What if there was a quick and easy way to speed up your musical
practiceand make it FUN again?

Can You Imagine What A Huge Rush It Will Be When You Can Pick Up
Your Guitar Or Sit Down At The Piano And Jam Effortlessly, Just Like
Eddie Van Halen, Bruce Springsteen, Or Bob Marley ?

" AS A FORMER DRUMMER WHO NOW PLAYS GUITAR, THE ULTIMATE METRONOME
IS A FANTASTIC FIND! THE ULTIMATE METRONOME GRADUALLY SPEEDS UP IN A
SMOOTH, UNINTERRUPTED FASHION MAKING LEARNING RIFFS AND EXERCISES MORE
PRODUCTIVE. FROM THERE I AM CONFIDENT AND READY FOR PERFORMANCES. "

---PATRICK TRUE, SANTA CRUZ, CALIFORNIA

Dear Fellow Musician,

Let me guess--you don't always look forward to practicing, do you?
Hey, it's OK to admit itI used to have the exact same problem!

And let's face it, we've all gotta practice if we want to be able to
bust loose with an electrifying solo onstage.

You know the kind of solo I meanwhen you've got your chops under
control, the tempo is no problem for you, and you can just soar and
pour your soul into the musicand the crowd goes wild!

But you know as well as I do that getting better isn't just about
banging out mindless practice hoursit's _WHAT YOU PRACTICE_ and _HOW
YOU PRACTICE _that matters, am I right?

_LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR PRACTICE_

* _Do you set specific goals for yourself?_
* _Do you meet those goals?_
* _Do you regularly do exercises to keep your fingers warmed up and
your technique rock-solid?_
* _Do you try new things so that you can expand your skillset?_

_DO YOU FOLLOW ME SO FAR?_

Problem is, most people practice the wrong way--the inefficient way.
They sit around playing songs and riffs they already know, in a random
kind of way. And sure, that can be comforting and it's funbut it's not
the most productive way to practice.

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If you want to achieve your goals, and have the fans cheering you
and high-fiving you after an awesome set in which you were on fire
because you had technique down solid, then you need some serious
practice tools, not just noodling around.

And to make progress in your warm-up, you need to speed upand most
metronomes don't do that.

BUT MINE DOES! Let me explain

_AS YOU CAREFULLY SCAN EACH AND EVERY WORD OF THIS PAGE_, you're
going to learn how you can take your musical skills to the next level,
and the one above that one!

Top dogs who can pick up a guitar and jam--or sit down at the piano
and boogie like there's no tomorrow--have always been the ones having
all the fun playing wildly creative solos and whipping the crowd (and
the girls) into a frenzy_UNTIL NOW!_

HEY, HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

You're full of confidence when you step up on stage for your gig.
You've practiced, you know the songsand then it happens.

You flub a riff, then you get a little flustered and you blow your
solo. Maybe you cover it up somewhat so that not many people noticebut
suddenly you've gone from being Eddie van Halen to Elmer Fudd.

And it happened because your practice system

* Never stretches or pushes your skills ABOVE AND BEYOND what you
need onstage
* Doesn't introduce any new tricks or techniques into your
repertoire
* Is just plain boringit's the same old stuff you've played for the
last 2 years

Now, tell me it isn't a sinking feeling when your confidence crashes
and you start to sweat before you even start your gig!

Yeah, it happened to me. It happened all too often.

PRACTICING WASN'T HELPING ME AS MUCH AS IT SHOULD

I HAD TO GET BETTER--BUT HOW?

I was so frustrated, I wanted to screamtime after time, I'd practice
and practice yet I wasn't improving much.

And when it came time for fast, up-tempo songs, I spent so much
mental energy working to keep up that I had nothing left to pour into
itmy music lost its feeling, it's soul.

I had to do somethingbut what?

In desperation, I talked to people on the musicians' board I ran.
And we came up with a solution you're going to love

Picture thisyou play a gig and the tough spots go flawlessly.

Your fingers are flying.

You've got no problem keeping up even when your drummer goes gonzo
with the tempo.

You're keeping up easily and you've got room to express yourself
outrageously!

You come off the stage and everyone's smiling and high-fiving you,
and offering to buy you drinks.

And the next day, you look forward to practicingbecause numbers
never lie--YOU CAN SEE YOUR PROGRESS IN THE METRONOME NUMBERS!

_YOU CAN BE A STAR__ _when you build your chops to an ultra-high
level. You know it, I know itit's a fact of life.

That's where I come inalong with the AMAZING NEW METRONOME SOFTWARE
I DESIGNED!

Hi, my name is Jon Broderick, and _what I'm about show you just
might CHANGE YOUR LIFE_

Amazing New Metronome Lets You...

* SPEED UP YOUR PRACTICE WITHOUT PAUSING TO RESET THE METRONOME
* Speed drill--90% of all other metronomes lack this critical
feature!
* PROGRAM X BEATS-PER-MINUTE OF INCREASE IN TEMPO EVERY Y
SECONDS--YOU CHOOSE THE NUMBERS!
* Practice crazy time signatures like 9/8,5/4, or whatever!
* CHOOSE COOL SOUNDS LIKE BASS, SNARE, HH, COW BELL, WOOD BLOCKNOT
JUST DULL CLICKS!
* See visual beat indicators as well as hear audible ones
* IMPROVE--FAST!

* Makes practice FUN againlike it should be!

Click Here For a Video Tour of the Ultimate Metronome [1]

SO WHAT'S OUR STORY OF HOW WE CAME UP WITH THIS AMAZING

AND UNIQUE METRONOME?

I know you might still be a little skeptical of this unique
metronome software that's available on Clickbank, right? Well, let me
tell you our story

I'm a professional musician.

I run a membership website for musicians, with lots of forums.

One day we were talking about the tools we needed to make practicing
easier and more fun.

A few of us started brainstorming, and voila--our metronome was
born!

It was so good that _ONE OF MY MEMBERS PROMISED TO MAINTAIN HIS
MEMBERSHIP FOREVER MORE AS LONG AS HE GOT TO USE THAT METRONOME. _

In fact, he said he'd be willing to pay $5 a month JUST to use that
metronome!

--"THE METRONOME IS THE THING I MOST APPRECIATE ON THIS SITE! NEVER
TAKE IT AWAY, AND I\'LL UPGRADE MY ACCOUNT FOREVER!"--

---J.T., USA

_And Here Comes The Good Part_

Now YOU Can Own This Exclusive

New Proven Metronome That Will

TAKE YOUR SKILLS TO THE STRATOSPHERE AND BEYOND!

OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE COST FOR THIS INCREDIBLE RESOURCE?

Let's do a quick comparison - last time I checked, even if you COULD
get one of the few metronomes on the market with speed control, it
would set you back at least $100 or more.

The other option is for you to shell out lots of hourly fees to
teachers who will keep track of your progress and speed you up as you
go along.

Frankly, none of these options really seemed fair to me. I mean, I'm
on the side of the little guy! We guitar players already have to work
hard to keep up with the drummer, know what I mean?

So I figured out a way to provide you with a real bargainfor a
limited time, I'm testing out a very low price point.

BUT WAIT--THERE'S MORE!

_6 FREE BONUSES WORTH $100!_

TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON TAKING THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS TURNING YOUR
MUSICAL LIFE AROUND, I'LL GIVE YOU THESE 6 SPECIAL BONUSES, FREE WHEN
YOU BUY "ULTIMATE METRONOME!

_LOOK AT WHAT ALL YOU GET--FOR FREE!_

* FREE BONUS GIFT #1: "LEARN TO READ MUSIC," a 9-page ebook. No
more staring blankly at the sheet music--this is a very
straightforward, easy to understand primer on reading sheet music A
$10 VALUE, YOURS FREE!
* FREE BONUS GIFT #2: "LEARN TO PLAY CLASSICAL GUITAR," a 65-page
ebook. Learn from the ground up, or expand your ability to play real
classical style guitar. A $15 VALUE, YOURS FREE!
* FREE BONUS GIFT #3: "IMPROVING YOUR PIANO PLAYING," a 12-page
pdf. Chock-full of terrific piano tools--includes scale exercises,
mixed rhythm drills, crossing drills, swing, blues and ragtime
exercises. A $20 VALUE, YOURS FREE!
* FREE BONUS GIFT #4: "IMPROVING YOUR GUITAR PLAYING," a 15-page
pdf. Amazing collection of must-have guitar tools-- includes string
skipping, sweep picking, pedal point and alternate voice exercises. A
$20 VALUE, YOURS FREE!
* FREE BONUS GIFT #5: "EASY CHORD," an ultra-convenient windows app
for looking up guitar chords. Puts every chord at your fingertips,
instantly! YOURS FREE!
* FREE BONUS GIFT #6: "SCALE TOOL," a super-handy windows app for
looking up scales on keyboard and fretboard. Puts every scale right at
your fingertips, instantly! YOURS FREE!

Special, Limited-Time Offer--

But You MUST Order NOW!

"ULTIMATE METRONOME" IS AVAILABLE TO YOU RIGHT NOW FOR ONLY $19.95!

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S NOT A TYPO, I SAID $19.95! I'M DEAD SERIOUS!

I'M OFFERING IT FOR THIS VERY LOW PRICE RIGHT NOW TO TEST THIS PRICE
POINT.

I WILL RAISE THE PRICE SOONTO $24.95, $29.95, OR SOMETHING ELSE. IT
MAY BE TOMORROW, IT MAY BE IN A FEW HOURSI HAVEN'T DECIDED.

Don't risk coming back here tomorrow and being upset that you have
to pay more--ORDER NOW!

STILL NOT CONVINCED? NEED A GUARANTEE? YOU GOT IT!

Can "ULTIMATE METRONOME" make you into the next huge rock star?

Maybe. Maybe not.

But the only way to find is to try it out entirely at my risk!

IRON-CLAD 100% GUARANTEE

"ULTIMATE METRONOME"

comes with a 100% no-questions asked, 8 week money-back guarantee. I
personally guarantee that you've never tried anything like it. If you
make the honest effort to practice with it and you aren't playing any
better within 8 weeks, simply email me and I'll cheerfully refund your
money, and you can keep everything.

There is absolutely no way that you can lose - except by not taking
me up on a risk-free trial of "ULTIMATE METRONOME"

HERE\'S HOW TO ORDER RIGHT NOW!

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JUST CLICK HERE TO ORDER FROM CLICKBANK [3]

YOU WILL BE DOWNLOADING "ULTIMATE METRONOME" WITHIN MINUTES. So
start getting some sleep NOW. You'll need it when you start staying up
late jamming, grinning at groupies, andwell, you know the rest!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will the Ultimate Metronome work on a Mac? Yes!
Q: Will the Ultimate Metronome work on WebTV? No!
Q: When will the Ultimate Metronome be delivered? Within 5 minutes!


Sincerely

Jon Broderick

P.S. If you continue to practice like an amateur, you're going to
keep on getting the same results. What I'm offering you is the
easiest, most risk-free way to try "ULTIMATE METRONOME" for a special,
limited-time price, so you can see for yourself how it will help you
take your guitar-jamming or piano-pounding to a whole new level!

P.P.S. Don't forget--the risk is all on me with my 100%, 8 week
guarantee--just try it out for free and let me know if it doesn't work
out for you! ORDER HERE NOW VIA CLICKBANK! [4]

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ULTIMATE METRONOME
Web Trick Incorporated
2625 Alcatraz Avenue, #311
Berkeley, CA 94705 U.S.A.
(510) 808 - 4121

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