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How to cowboy up and stop being such a pussy
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FINALLY, A BOOK THAT TEACHES MAN SKILLS THAT WERE LOST SOMEWHERE
AROUND THE TIME OF THE FEMINIST MOVEMENT

\"THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE AND SITUATIONS, AND IS NOT
MEANT FOR THOSE UNDER 18 YEARS OLD.\"

HOW TO COWBOY UP... SHOULD HAVE BEEN REQUIRED READING FOR BOYS ON
THEIR 16TH BIRTHDAY

MAX POWERZ HAS CREATED A SIMPLE HOW-TO FOR THE MALE WHO HAS LOST HIS
MANLY WAY, WHO NEEDS TO REDEEM HIMSELF AND REVERT BACK TO THE DAYS OF
BEING ABLE TO CHANGE A TIRE, GRILL A STEAK, AND MOST OF ALL, GET BACK
THE RESPECT HE WAS GIVEN AT BIRTH AS THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON TOP OF
THE FOOD CHAIN.

If you or another male you know carries a man purse, visits tanning
salons, wears a bicycle helmet, or listens to Kenny G, then this is a
must read. Skip the pitch, and drop to the bottom of the page to buy.

* Learn the skills NOW, that you should have by the time you got your
first pube.
* How to swear effectively
* How to fight
* How to bust chops
* How to set the ladies straight
* How to grill
* How to safely handle guns
* How to take back control of your garage. _Yes, your garage_

SEE WHAT THE READERS HAVE TO SAY...

"I thought a bicycle helmet was manditory. I had no idea it made me
look like such a wimp." - Brent M. New York

"I used to play high school football, I was pretty good in fact. I
never thought I had a problem- until reading Max's book, I didn't even
realize I was drinking through a straw, only eating meat on Sunday,
and driving a minivan. Truth be told, I haven't said a bad word in
years." - Shanus C. Dallas, TX

"Only days after reading "How to cowboy up..." I started getting
respect from my girlfriend. She kicked her ex-boyfriend out of our
apartment, FOR GOOD- and I told him if he didn't pay us the back rent,
I was gonna kick his butt!!- Thanks Max!!"- Colub S. Laramie, Wyo.

"Max's recipe for "bikini remover" was worth the cost of the book in
and of itself. I was lucky enough to be invited to my neighbors pool
party recently where his daughter, home from college had a bunch of
her co-eds attend, and I made a few pitchers. This guy knows his
stuff, that's all I'm saying."- Gary B Tampa Fla.

"I had a squirrel in my fireplace for a week. Afraid to confront it, I
read Max's book cover to cover- then I wacked the little bugger.
Thanks Max!!" Peter K. Bangor, MN.

"This product contains adult language and situations, and is not meant
for those under 18 years old."

"I've only read the first few chapters and already stopped sitting
down to pee! Soon I will be drinking whiskey instead of Appletini's."
PK unemployed
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IF YOU HAVEN'T ACTED LIKE A MAN IN YEARS, DON'T WAIT!! BUY NOW!! ONLY
$5.99

A much needed guide for many men who have evolved into being unable
to change a tire, cook a steak, kill a rodent, or God forbid, say a
naughty word.

URGENCY MESSAGE: ACT NOW!

Before you get back to your ironing, click the button below, you
won't be sorry. ONLY $5.99!!

\"MEAT IS WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST, UNDERSTAND?\"- MAX POWERZ

Pry open that man purse and in minutes you will be on the floor
LOLing _it is awesome,you NEED to read this.._ Monica B Phlebotomist
Buy the book you should.

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ONLY $5.99

"This product contains adult language and situations, and is not
meant for those under 18 years old."
Makes a great gift!!

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* This book contains super filthy language, and is not appropriate
for anyone, so don't say I didn't warn you.

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