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Computer Running Slow? Double Your Computer Speed, Eliminate
Crashes and Freeze Ups and Zap those Nasty PC Bugs!

TIRED AND FRUSTRATED BY YOUR SNAIL-LIKE PC?

DISCOVER HOW TO MAKE YOUR COMPUTER RUN FASTER WITHOUT BUYING ANY
NEW SOFTWARE OR HARDWARE - GUARANTEED!

Who Else Wants A Computer that
Starts Fast, Runs Fast, and Stays Fast?

SAVE HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS ON NEEDLESS UPGRADES AND REPAIRS

PROTECT YOUR PRECIOUS FILES AND PRICELESS PHOTOS

SLEEP WELL KNOWING YOUR VITAL PERSONAL INFORMATION IS SECURE

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From: Tiit Raag
Computer Speed Up Expert

Dear Frustrated PC Owner,

Forget about road rage - ever heard of computer rage? How many times
have you been tempted to hurl your computer across the room after your
system just crashed? Perhaps you settle for shouting a few choice
obscenities at the monitor.

Trust me, I gave the term "potty mouth" new meaning whenever my
computer would freeze up unexpectedly. Or crash completely. Usually in
the middle of an important email or report due the next day. Call it
Murphy's Law I guess.

It's every computer users worst nightmare.

Even if you have a relatively new machine, it doesn't take long for
corrupted files to build up and "clog the valves." Pretty soon your
shiny new Dell or HP State of the Art is sputtering like it's 10 years
old and on PC Life Support.

On top of this - the Virus Death Squads come along and bring your
computer to a screeching halt. Virus writers love to target weakened
computers.

Necessity is the Mother of Invention

Here's what really takes the cake - losing files. Ever lose your
family photos, favorite MP3 downloads or text documents that took
hours to write? I have. Infuriating is one word that comes to mind.
About the only one I can include in this letter!

Losing an entire album of digital photos I took vacationing with my
girlfriend was the last straw. Not only was I upset - she was totally
pissed! After all, I was the computer brain in the family. Sure, I
would save the pics on my PC and email them to her.

Never happened. While re-installing my dead slow Windows I forgot to
back them up to a safe location...

IMPORTANT: You will ALWAYS lose some important files and settings
when re-installing Windows. Therefore you should postpone this as long
as possible, preferrably forever. Don't worry, I'll show you exactly
how to do this later in this letter.

I'm still in the doghouse over those lost pics.

Hitting the reset button in desperation only went so far. I would
have gotten blisters on my index finger if I didn't figure out a way
to keep my computer running fast and strong.

I was very motivated to find a fix. Without having to re-install
Windows or pay somebody $2-300 or more every time my computer would
lock up.

What to Do When the Mouse Won't
Move and the Monitor Goes Blank

I stayed up until the wee hours researching a "cure."

I started tinkering around. Some things worked, some things didn't.
I kept at it - even worked on some friend's computers. They all
trusted me. I was the resident "techie" in the neighborhood. I'd been
working with computers for many years.

I spent several months testing virtually every product on the market
I could find. I was determined to find a solution that my
"computer-illiterate" friends would find simple.

This is what I set out to do - and what you can now do too:

Boost Performance

Increase Safety

Minimal Cost

Simple to Do

In the least amount of time.

I needed to know that anyone could get their computer running fast
without it freaking them out.

Most PC users let problems linger. The thought of dealing with
computer issues freezes most people up! How much of this describes how
you handle your PC problems:

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Your computer repeatedly crashes or freezes and panic sets in - but
all you know to do is restart and restart again

*

Those frustrating error messages keep showing up - and you just keep
hoping they go away.

*

It takes a lot longer than it used to for programs to load - you've
tried reloading the software but nothing changes

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You have problems losing files. Now the rage is setting in. Look out
below!

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Worse yet - You get the greatly feared "Blue Screen of Death." It's
too late. Might as well send your PC to that computer junk pile in the
sky.

The good news in all of this - yes, there is good news - it doesn't
have to be this way anymore.

You can have a lightning fast super safe computer again - as if you
were taking it out of the box for the first time.

Like Archimedes, that great Greek Engineer, I soon found myself
shouting "Eureka! I've got it!" But unlike him, I wasn't running
around naked at the time

And so, after months of rigorous research and testing, I am pleased
to introduce:

"FASTPCSECRETS"
Speed Up Your PC with the Easy and Instant
Cure to Computer CRASHES, FREEZES AND FOUL-UPS

Speed. Performance. Power. Words you want associated with your
computer. And for the most part, when you first buy a computer, it's
true.

Not for very long though.

After just 30 days, over 90% of computers are infected with
malicious Spyware and Adware. And if you're lucky enough to remove
some of these rude invaders, broken Windows Registry errors are almost
always left behind.

IMPORTANT: The Windows Registry stores critical information and
settings for all the software, hardware, files, and preferences on
your Windows PC. These files become corrupted as software and hardware
is added and removed from your computer. And that's before you factor
in the problems of Spyware and Adware.

Imagine the glut of useless bits and bytes clogging up your
computer's insides after months and years of use. Not a pretty
picture. Most computers have hundreds of errors on them and a sizable
pool of potentially dangerous files.

Problems with the Windows Registry are a common cause of Windows
crashes and error messages.

So much for performance and power. Until you apply the
FastPCSecrets cure.

What about Speed?

Does your computer feel like it

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