Joke Book of 1001 Best Jokes
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THE JOKE BOOK OF 1001 BEST JOKES
READ IT FOR YOURSELF, YOUR HEALTH AND YOUR OWN PERSONAL SANITY!
"You look like you could use a laugh" is probably one of the most
useless and aggravating comments/questions in the history of the
world, ranking right up there with "Is it hot enough for ya?" Or, even
better "Are we having fun yet?"
PEOPLE, REALLY!?
But, considering the probable negative circumstances causing someone
pointing out the obvious fact that we need a laugh. Isn't it painfully
true? Does one ever truly consider how good a laugh would feel at that
point in time? No, of course not.
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night.
In walked a group of blondes and they were chanting "44days! 44
days!"
One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster
in a frame.
The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and
asked, "Why are you chanting 44 days?"
She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, "A lot of people
think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and
put it together. It said 1-3 months, but we completed it in 44 days!"
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come
over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to
climb onto the roof of his house.
As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared
and told him to get in. "No", replied the man on the roof. "I have
faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat
went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher and suddenly a speedboat appeared.
"Climb in!" shouted a man in the boat. "No", replied the man on the
roof. "I hve faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in
the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save
him.
The waters contiuned to rise. Helicopter appeared and over the
loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on
the roof. "No". replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the
Lord; the Lord will save me." So the helicopter went away. The man on
the roof prayed for god to save him.
The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high,
that the man on the roof was washed away and alas the poor man
drowned.
Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God.
"Heavenly Father", he said, "I had faith in you, I prayed to you to
save me and yet you did nothing. Why?" God gave him puzzled look, and
replied: " I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you
expect?"
Unfortunately, these sayings will be around for as long as there are
people walking this earth. So, the only plausible solution is to nip
the formulation of the statement in the bud. Never give someone a
reason to tell you that you look so downtrodden miserble that you
could really use a laugh.
Point being, you should always have a fall back plan in the event
that bad day gets you down. And that fall back plan should be simple,
easy to implement and at your fingertips at all times.
_WHAT CAN BE SIMPLER THAT AN E-BOOK FULL OF TONS OF THE BEST JOKES
YOU'VE EVER HEARD? _
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off
her blouse, the doctor notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you
get that mark on you chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went
to harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard
sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse , he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did
you get tht mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend
went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale
sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you
have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, why do you ask?"
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very
small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him
to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves
closer to the boy's position.
He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little
fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over
and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently
and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!
The Joke Book of 1001 Best Jokes contains everything you need to
fend off unhappiness, from classic mainstay blonde jokes, to some of
the best Chuck Norris though guy jokes you've ever heard. It's all in
the book! For scholars, the book even contains political jokes and for
those on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, dirty jokes! With
so many rips, gags and humorous tellings, you can read one joke a day
and still have more than enough to get you through two years of
existence.
* _Adult Jokes_________
* _Animal Jokes_____
* _Bar Jokes_____
* _Blonde Jokes_
* _Computer Jokes_
* _Chuck Norris Jokes ___
* _Deep Thoughs Jokes_
* _Dirty Jokes_
* _Fart Jokes_
* _Kids Jokes _
* _Lawyer Jokes___
* _Medical Jokes _____
* _Men Jokes___________
* _Police Jokes_
* _Political Jokes_____
* _Relationship Jokes_
* _Religious Jokes___
* _School Jokes_
* _Sport Jokes_
* _Women Jokes_
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This ebook contains more than 225 pages most funny and humorous jokes
you have ever heard. Exactly 1001 great jokes. You will love it!
Read what Sally's got to say about the Joke Book...
"It sounds silly and trite, but I reference this book at least once
a day. I've incorporated it into my daily routine to get my day off on
a good start, and I take a minute to go back and read another joke in
the wake of a bad day. It's hilarious! And, if nothing else, it
provdes much needed mental break during crucial times."
-- Sally Johnson, Reader
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Hope you like this ebook and remember - laughter is good for your
health!
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