Farm Secrets Revealed
* PAY CLOSE ATTENTION: YOU WILL BE BOMBARDED WITH EMAILS
FROM YOUR NEIGHBORS, BEGGING YOU TO SPILL YOUR SECRETS ABOUT HOW YOU
MASTERED FARMING, AFTER YOUVE READ THIS ...
ARE YOU TIRED OF SLAVING AWAY FOR HOURS TRYING TO BUILD YOUR FARMING
EMPIRE? THEN KEEP READING TO DISCOVER THE SECRET TACTICS THAT AN
ENGINEER AT INTEL STUMBLED UPON TO _SKYROCKET_ HIS FARM TO THE TOP!
October 26, 2009
3:20pm
From the Desk of:
"Bob" - Anonymous Employee at Intel
_(for 6 years now - so please keep this quiet!!!)_
Hey there, Fellow Farmer!
*stands up*
"Hi, My name is Bob, and Im a Farming Addict."
"WELCOME, BOB!!!!"
*thunderous applause erupts*
I wish I was kidding about the above statement. If my bosses only
knew about how much time Ive spent wasted on this game, Im sure that
Id be out of a job right about now. Let me give you a small taste of
just how bad I used to be into this game:
* I get up an hour earlier than usual, just so that I can check on
my crops.
* I try to rush home from work in time to harvest my crops before
they start to wither and rot, because if I lose out on all of those
coins, then Im never going to be able to buy the Manor of my dreams.
* _*looks both ways and over both shoulders, and quietly whispers*
_Yes, I farm at work.
* Instead of asking me how my day went, my girlfriend now asks me
how my rice plants are doing.
* Im reconnecting with old friends by sending them green hay bales
and making new friends by raking up scattered leaves.
* My new life goals include: buying a barn, and raising horses.
* I can now appreciate the beauty of real-life pumpkin patches.
* I know what fallow means!
Sounds pretty sad, doesnt it? I didnt think so. I mean, after all, _I
LOVE THIS GAME!! _But I will admit; the time that I spent on this game
couldve been much better used (like checking out videos on YouTube, or
reading up on TMZ for the latest gossip - another one of my guilty
pleasures, or better yet, actually working, lol).
Anyway, so here I was, wasting literally hundreds of hours building
my farm, when I should have been working on things like building a
smaller, faster chip for your cell phone (amongst over things).
Have you ever had one of those dreams where you experienced your
entire day? I did, and plenty of them. I hated when I would dream that
I got up, went to work, leveled up a bunch, earned a ton of coins, and
even once, I actually built my dream manor! They were so vivid and
real, and it was the absolute worst when I would wake up and realize
that it was all just a dream. Talk about a major bummer ...
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT JUST WASNT FAIR!!
I kept seeing other farmers building such amazing farms, so quickly,
and gaining un-real amounts of XP (experience points), while here I
was, feeling like I was sitting on my hands all day long or something.
I just couldnt understand it; it was literally driving me crazy. I
even came close a few times to just quitting the game ... thats how
utterly frustrated I was.
So, guess what my idiot brain decided was a good idea, at the time,
to do ...
CHEAT!
Let me tell you now: EXTREMELY BAD IDEA!!!
I googled around several sites, and found some software that they
call bots, that would help me cheat my way to the top. I figured that
itd be my own little secret. Boy, was I sure wrong!
Any idea what happened next? I lost my farm account. _*GASP* _I can
tell you now, that I NEVER want another farmer to experience that
feeling. To put it into perspective, its kinda like finding out that
your Mom cooked your favorite chocolate chip cookies (ya know, the
hot, fresh, home-made, oooey-gooey, chewy ones), only to rush home and
see that the family ate all of them without leaving you even a single
crumb!! (wow, does anybody else want some chocolate chip cookies right
about now? lol)
Thankfully, after a rather heart-felt, gut-wrenching letter of plea
to the powers that be to give me my account back, they let me have it,
but I had to promise that I would never, ever cheat again. NO PROBLEMS
THERE!
So, even though I had my account back, I was still right back where
I started: angry, flustrated (ya know, when youre both frustrated and
flustered at the same time, lol), and most importantly: I was ready to
get back to farming!
But still, I couldnt help but think ...
WHAT WAS I DOING WRONG?
I do consider myself an intelligent person. I mean, after all, I am
an engineer, and I managed to land a pretty good job working at Intel,
but I just could not figure this out. How were other players able to
build up their farms, collect their ribbons, and gain so much XP,
without spending countless hours doing so? Sure, I guess one way to do
it is to just buy coins with my credit card, or fill out those silly
offers, but I didnt want to take the easy way out; I love a challenge.
Im sure youre familiar with these 2 sayings:
"Dont re-invent the wheel."
"If you cant beat em, join em!"
So thats what I set out to do. I started by reading the farming
forums on Facebook, and making notes of which players seemed to know
what they were talking about. I started messaging them, trying to get
any information out of them that could help me. I just needed somebody
(_anybody!_) to give me a little break, and spill the beans ...
THAT WAS EASIER SAID THAN DONE!
People just didnt seem to want to share their secrets with me. I
guess that I can understand where theyre coming from. If I had spent
my time and unearthed such a valuable discovery, I would be hesitant
to share it as well. But I was determined; I was (and still am)
addicted to this game, and I so desperately wanted to hit level 30,
and have my own mansion, and millions in coins.
And then, late one night (1:30am on a Monday morning to be exact - I
used to set my alarm clock so that I could wake up to harvest my
farm), I stumbled upon an ad that somebody had posted on a classified
ads website, offering to teach others how to annihilate the farming
world and build their own farming plantation empire ...
BUT HE CHARGED $20/HR !!
I sent him an email and talked with him for a little bit, and he told
me that he could teach me everything that I was dying to know, in
about 5 hours. Now you do the math. 5 hours @ $20 an hour ...
And you know what I did? I sent him a PayPal right then and there. I
wanted (no,_ I NEEDED_) to know what he knew. I scheduled an
appointment with him for later that night (8pm until 1am), then I
turned off my computer and got some much-needed sleep. I knew that
appointment couldnt come fast enough.
Fast forward 18 and a half hours later ...
I logged into MSN messenger, and painstakingly waited what seemed
like an excruciating 10-15 minutes, until my "mentor" signed online.
Finally, it was about to happen!
I spent the next 5 hours furiously taking notes, absorbing every
ounce of information that he threw at me, and when the session was
over, I breathed a sigh of relief, turned off my computer, and then
went to sleep. I had an early meeting in the morning; otherwise I
wouldve stayed up all night long playing.
THE HIDDEN TECHNIQUES I LEARNED MADE ME WANT TO HANG MY HEAD IN SHAME
It was so ... simple; so easy. I was admittedly a little embarrassed
that I hadnt come up with them first. It was so brilliant that if I
knew these techniques, you would just laugh at how shockingly simple
it really is to conquer this game, once you learn how.
* IMAGINE HAVING UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF XP PER DAY, WITHOUT SPENDING
COUNTLESS HOURS ON YOUR COMPUTER HARVESTING YOUR FARMS.
* Imagine creating huge amounts of coin any time you want.
* IMAGINE HAVING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR RIBBONS.
* Imagine having your manor.
* IMAGINE HAVING A LEVEL 70 ACCOUNT.
I dont have to imagine any of these things anymore; I know exactly
what it all feels like. Now what really shocked me was just how much
less time I had to spend in the game, and how much better results I
was getting. It was almost like I was in some sort of secret society
of sorts. Here I was, now part of (what I felt was) an elite few that
completely dominated this game.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, TOO
Ever since that fateful night that changed my farming experience
forever, I became almost obsessed with getting my farming strategy to
a near-perfection level. I became so good at it, that my "mentor" even
approached me to help him teach others. But I turned him down.
I dont expect everybody to be as obsessed as I was (but you have to
admit, farming is highly addictive!), and I certainly didnt expect
(nor want) people to pay $20/hr to finally be led out of the dark.
It got to the point where I would login to my Facebook account every
morning, and see all of these incoming friend requests, a plethora of
free gifts, and even messages from other users, practically begging me
for any help I could give them. It was as if I had become a farming
celebrity.
I STARTED TO FEEL BAD FOR MY FELLOW FARMERS
As far back as I can remember, Ive always held an endearing
compassion for helping other people. I hate seeing people suffer, or
in bad moods, or being frustrated because they cant have what they
want. And while theres no way for me to possibly know the statistic, I
would guess that around 90-95% of the farmers playing this game are
just like I used to be: frustrated, upset, and just wanting to level
up and gain as much XP, coins and ribbons without have to log in every
4 hours to harvest strawberries! _ (Heres a little tip: Plant grapes
as soon as you can - they take 1 day to grow, and you get 2 XP for
each one you harvest!_)
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IM NOT GOING TO HOLD ANYTHING BACK
Ive crammed everything that Ive learned into an easy-to-follow,
step-by-step instructional guide. I dont leave ANYTHING out. Youll
find everything laid out for you perfectly in my super-exclusive
_"FARM SECRETS REVEALED"_ guide. Let me take you by the hand, and walk
you through every single secret technique that Ive mastered throughout
my entire time farming (_Ill even use baby-steps if you need me to!_).
And I do mean EVERYTHING. The exact same techniques that I used to
skyrocket my farm first to a level 30, then straight skyward to that
coveted level 70! And you know what? Immediately after you finish
reading _ "FARM SECRETS REVEALED"_, youll be able to begin
implementing my ninja tactics, and on your way to joining me in the
ranks of the top farming elite.
Remember, I Paid $20 an Hour to Pick My Mentors Brain
and Uncover These Secret, Proven Techniques
Im not going to waste your time teaching you things that dont work.
Im not going to show anything that could put your account at risk of
being banned. Everything that I will show is completely 100% on the up
and up. I already lost my account once, and thank god that they gave
it back to me, and I refuse to ever put anybody at risk of the same
thing. I wont show you where to download or how to use any cheat or
automated bot software. After all, you do want to continue farming
your heart away, dont you?
Let me ask you something. How often do you see truly amazing farms?
Farms that look like the "farmer" behind it must have college degrees
in architecture, agriculture, AND economics in order to pull off such
a design? Not very often, right? How would you like to own of those
farms?
Immediately After You Download "Farm Secrets Revealed",
You Will Know the Answers to these Questions:
Why do 90-95% of the farmers play this game the absolutely worst
possible way?
How can I earn massive amounts of XP, as quickly as I can,
regardless of my level?
How can I decrease the amount of time that Im playing, and still
be able to harvest my crops faster than Ive ever been able to before?
How can I farm smarter and more efficiently than I currently am?
How do I get a ton of coins so that I can buy whatever I want to
help me farm?
How in the world do I get some of the best farmers in this game to
become my neighbors?
How can I guarantee that my crops will never wilt and rot while Im
away from my computer?
Ive heard that theres a hidden tactic so that I dont have to
replow my field before I plant more seeds. Is this true ?!?!
How can I most efficiently conquer each level, in the shortest
amount of time possible?
Is there a way that I can earn XP automatically, without me being
at my computer?
How can I get more neighbors without constantly bombarding my IRL
(thats internet talk for _"in real life"_) friends with requests and
invitations?
Is it really possible to reach level 70 in less than a month?
Why are Reeses Peanut Butter Cups the absolute best chocolate
candy ever invented? _(okay, just kidding on this one, but seriously,
they are the best!!)_
Is your mouth watering by now? I sure hope that it is, because you
have no idea how incredibly giddy-like-a-little-girl it makes me to be
able to say that I have mastered all of the above ... and I want you
to be able to do the same!
I dont expect you to take my word for it, though. Heres what some
of the farmers who had the fortunate opportunity to read "FARM SECRETS
REVEALED" had to say about it:
Convinced yet? Dont you want today to be the very last day that
youll have to login to your account and farm every 4 hours? The last
day that your experience points and coins are at embarrassing levels?
Wouldnt you want today to be the day that random strangers start to
message you, begging to be your neighbor, filling your inbox with
gifts, and asking for your help on just how in the world were you able
to master farming so darn fast?
TODAY IS THAT DAY!
Ive taken out all of the guesswork, and my own farming account is
proof of it! I want you to be happy; no, I want you to be BEYOND
THRILLED and COMPLETELY EXCITED about this. I am 100% sure that you
will be satisfied with "FARM SECRETS REVEALED", and Im even willing to
back it up with my ...
"QUIT HARVESTING STRAWBERRIES EVERY 4 HOURS" 100% MONEY-BACK
GUARANTEE
Not that I have anything against strawberries or anything; in fact,
I find them rather tasty. But I sure did grow to hate having to login
every 4 hours to harvest them, or else risk losing them when they
would rot! And Im going to go ahead and go out on a limb here and
assume that youre not too fond of doing so either. So heres what Im
offering: Ill give you a full 60 DAYS to prove me wrong. At the end of
those 60 days, with how much youve learned, with how much XP youve
gained, which how many coins, ribbons, neighbors, and free gifts you
have, if you still enjoy harvesting those darn strawberries every 4
hours, then just let me know, and Ill give you every last penny of
your money back.
Doesnt get much better than that, now does it? YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING TO LOSE - I have removed every shred of risk to you.
There are currently almost 60 million people playing this game, with
thousands of new farmers joining daily. Do you really want to be left
behind? Dont you want to be able to have the most beautiful, amazing
farm that youve ever seen? Im talking the type of farm that other
people will take snapshots of, and post it on their Facebook account -
because that is exactly what is going to happen when you get your
hands on "FARM SECRETS REVEALED"!
YES PLEASE! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW! I PROMISE THAT I WONT
SHARE YOUR SECRETS WITH ANYBODY, NOT EVEN MY CAT !
(okay, so I might tell my cat, but nobody else - I swear!!)
I UNDERSTAND THAT FOR THE ONE-TIME-ONLY UNBEATABLE PRICE OF JUST
$24.99, I AM GOING TO RECEIVE INSTANT ACCESS TO MY VERY OWN COPY OF
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I hope that you choose to join our little elite "inner circle" of
farmers. I cant wait for you to show me how awesome your new farm is!
Heres to Being New Farming Friends,
"Bob"
P.S. What are you waiting for? I guess you must **love** picking
those strawberries every 4 hours, day in, day out ... *yawn*
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