Intelligent Cruiser (tm)
* Testimonials
"We had taken 5 cruises before and thought we already knew it all.
We were quite surprised to discover valuable methods for saving
money that we
simply had never considered before."
-Alan & Sarah H, Phoenix
"My husband and I did so much that we had never done before on a
cruise. We sincerely thank you for showing us how to use the system to
our advantage! This package is TRULY ESSENTIAL FOR ANY PERSON TAKING A
CRUISE."
-Tracy F., Ft. Lauderdale
"...WE SAVED $650 DURING OUR 10-DAY CRUISE without doing anything
but reading your information."
-The Ferguson family,
St. Louis
"I SAVED HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS on parasailing, snorkeling with turtles
and a catamaran party cruise. Every day in port was
worry-free as I avoided the disappointments that
other passengers were experiencing."
-Katherine R., Philadelphia
"WE BECAME VIPS ON BOARD AND WERE TREATED AS IF WE WERE IN THE
PENTHOUSE SUITE...and we had actually booked the cheapest inside cabin
on the ship!"
-Mr. & Mrs. Buckley, Dayton
"I was skeptical that this package would actually offer unique
advice. However, this team of officers definitely provides invaluable
information that only they could
possibly know."
-M. Goldman, Miami
"By just following tip #35 in the 'Expert Tips for a Smooth Cruise'
report, I RECEIVED BETTER SERVICE DURING MY CRUISE THAN ANYONE ELSE we
had met on board. We even managed to SUCCESSFULLY REQUEST SPECIAL
FAVORS that had always been denied on
previous cruises."
-Amy P., Santa Rosa
"I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SIMILAR TO THE CARIBBEAN COUPONS that
came with this report. I received $300 CASH BACK (actually, my husband
did!) when buying jewelry in St. Maarten and we took a complete ISLAND
TOUR OF ST. THOMAS AND ST. KITTS FOR ONLY $30 EACH!"
-S. Plummer, Boston
"I WAS ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE BONUS REPORT ABOUT RECEIVING
'ROYAL TREATMENT'. Not only did it work just as described, but I could
not believe the benefits we received without spending
a single extra dollar."
-Angela K., Charleston
"...going to the spa had never been possible during our previous
cruises due to our limited budget. This time, not only did we go to
the spa, but WE BOOKED DAILY MASSAGES AND SPENT HALF OF WHAT EVERYONE
ELSE WAS PAYING."
-Diane & William B., Houston
"Ex-Cruise Officer Spills His Secrets And Tells The _Must Know
Tactics_ That Will Save You Hundreds Of Dollars During Your Next
Cruise And Make Sure You Get VIP Service No Matter What Class Of Cabin
You Booked...!"
FROM: David Kirkland
Subject: Must-Know Cruise Advice for Anyone Wanting to Save Money &
Enjoy the Most Rewarding Cruise Ever
Dear friend,
Considering that most cruise advice these days is simply the
opinions of other passengers, finding truly worthwhile information can
be extremely difficult.
The reason I created the Complete Intelligent Cruiser Package is
because my team of expert colleagues and I are not passengers, but
Senior Cruise Ship Officers. We have spent over 10 years in some of
the highest positions on board cruise ships, gathering experience,
expertise and unique 'insider knowledge' that simply cannot be found
anywhere else.
As a result, you will soon discover genuine methods that lead to
guaranteed savings and unlimited benefits. In other words, you will
enjoy the most rewarding cruise vacation you have ever dreamed of
while spending far less money that you can imagine!
More and more people are becoming Intelligent Cruisers every day
simply because they cannot afford to ignore such reliable and
effective information.
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING SOUNDS BETTER?
1. _SAVING UP TO $600 ON SHORE EXCURSIONS, SPA TREATMENTS, SHOPPING
AND MORE_
OR
2. _BEING TREATED LIKE A VIP NO MATTER WHAT CLASS OF CABIN YOU BOOK_
Tough decision? Well, it was actually a TRICK QUESTION! I am not
going to make you choose between those two equally tempting and
desirable options. Instead, I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO ENJOY BOTH!
UNLESS YOU HAVE THE ESSENTIAL KNOWLEDGE AND TOOLS to be an
Intelligent Cruiser, YOU WILL REMAIN AT A VERY HIGH RISK OF FALLING
VICTIM TO THE SINGLE BIGGEST MISTAKE THAT CRUISE PASSENGERS MAKE.
I am offering you a perfect opportunity TO MAKE THAT RISK VANISH
INSTANTLY AND FOREVER!
INSTEAD OF SPENDING HOURS TRYING TO SAVE $100 ON YOUR CRUISE FARE,
HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN NOW GET INSTANTLY!
1. Do you want to avoid the single biggest mistake that 99% of
cruise ship passengers make?
2. Do you want to spend less money during your cruise while
drastically increasing how much bang you get for your buck?
3. Do you want to save up to 60% on everything you do in each port
you visit?
4. Are you interested in learning expert insider tips directly from
senior cruise officers?
5. How about a unique report that will ensure you are treated like
royalty during your cruise no matter what class of cabin you book?
6. Do you want to have direct access to the exact information that
cruise lines do not want you to know? And to learn why they want to
keep it from you?
If you have answered YES to any of those questions, the Intelligent
Cruiser is exactly what you need. I am about to offer you a
one-of-a-kind opportunity to learn how to benefit from my unique
knowledge and experience within the cruise industry!
MY EXPERIENCE:
I have worked as a 3-Stripe Officer on board 12 different cruise
ships over a 10 year period. As manager of the largest revenue
producing department, I was responsible for enticing passengers to
spend and spend often. Many times, my department earned over
$1,000,000 in revenue during a single 7 day cruise! That's right, we
convinced thousands of passengers to pay us a total of $1,000,000 for
services that could have easily been had for less than half the prices
we were charging.
Why were we so successful? Simply because the passengers didn't know
any better.
CRUISE LINES ARE ABLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR PASSENGERS BY
COUNTING ON ONE FACT: "MOST PASSENGERS ARE NOT WELL-INFORMED." As a
result, people spend more money than they should while also failing to
get the most benefit out of their cruise vacation. I know this is how
it works because I relied on this very fact myself!
I am now trying to put an end to this lack of fairness by OFFERING A
UNIQUE TOOL THAT INSTANTLY TRANSFORMS ANYONE INTO THE MOST EDUCATED
CRUISE SHIP PASSENGER POSSIBLE.
Unless you are content with being taken advantage of, I strongly
suggest that you try out this package of essential information. Even
better, you can try everything completely risk-free with my limited
time offer and unbeatable guarantee.
Every order comes with a 100%, No-Questions-Asked,
Money-Back-Guarantee!
CAN ONE CRUISE SHIP OFFICER KNOW IT ALL?
This is a very valid question! While my career has provided me with
an incredible amount of knowledge, I must admit that, no, I do not
know EVERYTHING. But that is why I SPENT MONTHS COLLABORATING WITH
OTHER SENIOR CRUISE SHIP OFFICERS, all of whom have as much or even
more experience than I do.
My aim was to create THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE, VALUABLE AND TRULY
EFFECTIVE PACKAGE OF CRUISE INFORMATION AVAILABLE ANYWHERE. Based upon
customer feedback, I am confident that my team of expert officers and
I have succeeded.
The colleagues I consulted with for this project include officers in
the following diverse positions:
- Chief Financial Officer
- Front Office Manager
- Shore Excursion / Tour Manager
- Assistant Restaurant Manager
- Spa Manager
- Revenue Committee Officer
In addition, my team of insider experts and I have worked for almost
every major cruise line, including Carnival, Costa, Crystal, Cunard,
Holland America, Norwegian Cruise Lines, P&O Cruises, Princess, Royal
Caribbean and the Yachts of Seabourn.
To put it as simply as possible - we know our stuff!
So let me get right to it and show you exactly what you will
receive.
After creating this Intelligent Cruiser Package over 1 year ago, I
wanted to give each and every person a 100% RISK-FREE OPPORTUNITY to
order my product. I know that some people might hesitate to place an
order because they are not 100% sure if this information will actually
be of any benefit. So here's what I am offering to every person who
places an order:
GUARANTEED BENEFITS - HOW CAN I BE SO SURE?
#1: Thousands of customers have already ordered the Intelligent
Cruiser Package and have written to tell me exactly what I already
knew would happen - they saved a lot of money and enjoyed benefits
that they never thought were possible.
#2: Again, the information we provide comes not from opinion, but
from the real insider experiences of a diverse team of senior cruise
ship officers. Who better to teach you the secrets and tricks of the
industry than those who have practiced them for years?
Let's bring up a question that you might be wondering about:
HOW MUCH MONEY CAN YOU SAVE?
Here's my surprising answer: I have no idea! My expert packet
teaches such a variety of methods to save you money that I cannot give
you an exact figure.
_DO YOU LIKE MASSAGES?_ Of course you do! I offer a way to save up
to 50% on every single massage and spa treatment available on your
ship.
_ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO ASHORE IN EACH OF THE ISLANDS AND PORTS YOU
VISIT?_ Of course you are! Well, I can help you turn a $75 per person
sightseeing tour into a $25 per person (3 for the price of 1) tour
while ADDING a long list of extra bonuses.
_DO YOU PLAN TO DO SOME SHOPPING? HOW ABOUT EATING IN ONE OF THE
SHIP'S EXCLUSIVE ALTERNATE DINING VENUES? MAYBE YOU LIKE TO PARTY? OR
PERHAPS YOU WANT TO GO SNORKELING WITH THE TURTLES OR SWIMMING WITH
THE DOLPHINS? _
I will show you how to save big bucks on each of these while making
sure that you avoid getting ripped off at any time along the way.
QUICK FACTS TO CONSIDER:
- 80% of customers have saved at least "13x" the cost of this
package (that means savings of AT LEAST $200 for doing nothing but
reading this information)
- You will no longer be at risk of spending hundreds of dollars more
than you should during your cruise
- You will receive detailed, useful and easy to understand
information that every cruise ship passenger absolutely needs to know
before boarding their ship
- You will not only save money, but will also enjoy increased value
for every dollar that you do spend
- You will be shocked at how easy it is to receive unlimited
benefits every single day of your cruise
- This is your genuine chance to avoid falling victim to the number
one mistake that 99% of cruise ship passengers make
- You are bound to make your money back before you even step foot on
board the ship (especially with our current limited time offer)
- You have absolutely nothing to lose with our 100%
money-back-guarantee
Place an order today and the Complete Intelligent Cruiser Package
will be emailed to you instantly in Adobe pdf format!
One final note (just in case you are still not sure)...
I just want you to know that I would not be offering this package of
essential information if I was not 100% confident that it is not only
useful but more valuable than anyone could imagine.
THINK ABOUT THIS - IN ONE QUICK READ, YOU WILL LEARN THE SECRETS AND
TRICKS THAT CRUISE LINES ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW!
Remember, I am offering a completely RISK-FREE opportunity to try
out this package. So why not see for yourself just how easy it is to
spend less money (a lot less!) during your cruise while drastically
increasing the benefits and rewards. Once you start on your path of
unlimited savings, you will agree that $27 is a genuine bargain!
Regards, David Kirkland
IntelligentCruiser.com
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DISCLAIMER
Every effort has been made to accurately represent this product and
it's potential. The testimonials and examples used are exceptional
results, don't apply to the average purchaser and are not intended to
represent or guarantee that anyone will achieve the same or similar
results. Each individual's success with the provided information
depends on his or her background, dedication, desire and motivation as
well as various factors regarding his or her cruise vacation,
including, but not limited to, ship, itinerary and time of year. As
with any purchase, there is an inherent risk of not receiving the
desired results and there is no guarantee that you will save any
specific amount of money.
