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TIRED OF WRITING ARTICLES, EMAILS, REVIEWS, AND ADS? TIRED OF SEEING
LOW CONVERSIONS AND EVEN LESSER COMMISSIONS?
WE'VE CREATED A SYSTEM WHERE WE DO THE WORK, AND YOU EARN THE
COMMISSIONS...
From the Keyboard of: RITOBAN CHAKRABARTI "> EARNING MONEY WITH THE
LEAST AMOUNT OF EFFORT.
If you've spent some time in Affiliate Marketing, then you probably
know, that Swinging the Magic Wand won't actually give you truck loads
of cash. If you're new, then you probably know, NOTHING.
FACE THE FACT: You're either one of those persons who:
* Buys E-books and courseware, wakes up all night reading the
material, convinced that tomorrow will be a new beginning in his/her
life, and goes to sleep. Then wakes up the next morning, only to
realize that his/her dream will never come true.
* Doesn't know an ounce of Programming, has the Technical Skill
Level of a DUCK, and expects that he/she's going to be the next
super-affiliate.
* Has had very little success in the past which has mainly been
overlooked by everyone around him/her only because the sales generated
were not even close to what he/she expected.
You've probably seen tons of sales pages on how Super-Affiliates are
generating lots of sales and cash by doing NOTHING.
FACE THE FACT: They ARE doing _Something_ OR They HAVE done
_Something_ in the past which is showing them the way now.
You can NEVER expect to generate sales/commissions/cash/leads, by
sitting on your computer and dreaming (I love to dream).
Are you tired of Logging-in to your Clickbank Account and seeing
those big '$0.00' again and again.
Are you tired of asking yourself the same question time and again:
WILL I EVER SEE PROFITS? WILL I EVER GENERATE ANY SALES?
IS IT EVEN TRUE THAT PEOPLE DO ACTUALLY EARN FROM AFFILIATE
MARKETING?
Don't bang your Head on the Wrong Question! (BTW, The answer to all
those ridiculous questions is YES)
I am Sick! I am Tired! I am Baffled at all those people who're
spending Hundreds/Thousands on ridiculous e-books again and again and
again!
STOP READING! START WORKING!
I could write an e-book on this and sell you for $50 and you would
still buy it. It has become a habit with you Dumbos to spend more
money than you earn.
I'll cut to the Chase. Whatever the case, the fact still remains
that you're Dumb. So, proudly announce to yourself... "Hello. I'm
Affiliate... Dumb Affiliate", James Bond style.
You might be thinking by now, "Ok! Enough. This guy has some point.
But what is he ACTUALLY going to do about it."
Ok. Your wish is my command. If you haven't read carefully till now,
leave it. What I'm going to reveal to you is Phenomenal! It's
Majestic! It's down right Outrageous!
THE EASIEST WAY FOR DUMB AFFILIATES LIKE YOU TO GENERATE MASSIVE
INCOME WITH MINIMUM EFFORT.
Now you must be thinking, "There he goes again! The same Crap Trap
to buy a silly e-book that will actually end me nowhere".
Stop thinking so much and listen up. Let's recap and decide on your
Status:
* You're too Dumb to Write Articles.
* You're too Dumb to do some Keyword Research.
* You're too Dumb to Create Websites.
* You're too Dumb to Compose E-mails.
* You're too Dumb to Create Ads for PPC.
OK! NOW I NEED YOU TO CHECK ALL THAT APPLY FOR YOU
I CAN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS AND FOLLOW THEM.
I CAN COPY-PASTE (CTRL+C AND CTRL+V) TEXT WHENEVER NEEDED.
I AM WILLING TO SPEND JUST A FEW MINUTES A DAY FOR MARKETING, IF
NEEDED.
I WANT TO EARN SOME MONEY WITH THE LEAST EFFORT FROM MY SIDE..
Great News! Now that you're ready, I'm going to tell you what all
we're going to offer you in your Dumb Affiliate Package
THE DUMB AFFILIATE PACKAGE
A Plug-n-Play Affiliate Review Site With 3 Amazing Product Reviews
Each Month
15 Unique Articles On Those 3 Products For You To Embed On Blogs,
Directories Etc.
9 Amazing Emails For Promoting Those 3 Products; Directly Input To
Autoresponder
Keywords And Ads For Automating Your PPC Campaigns On Those 3
Products
A Site Uploader Tool To Easily Upload Your Affiliate Review Website.
An A-to-Z Affiliate Classroom Training With Special Videos And
Articles.
We have a team of Professional Folks who worked for days on end to
give you the best of the best reviews, articles, emails etc. All you
need to do is Sit Back n Relax. My Team never compromises on Quality.
We Research on the Hottest Niches on Clickbank. We find the Products
that will profit you the most. Each Month, we shall find out a Niche
and Select 3 Hot Products from that Lucky Niche. Then our
Professionals get on their Job and provide you amazing content and
Information.
* We have Done ALL the Research for you.
* We have Written ALL the Articles for you.
* We have Composed ALL the Emails for you.
* We have Searched ALL the Blogs/Forums for you.
* We have Thought over All the Keywords/Ads for you.
We have ensured that the work required from your Side is the
Minimum. YOUR AFFILIATE REVIEW SITES RUN ON AUTOPILOT AND EARN YOU
THOSE BIG FAT COMMISSIONS .
EACH MONTH YOU GET BRAND NEW REVIEWS, ARTICLES, EMAILS ETC ON
ANOTHER HOT NICHE FOR 3 HOT PRODUCTS that will Maximize your Earnings
without any research/effort required from your side.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE PACKAGE A BIT MORE CLOSELY...
PLUG-N-EARN AFFILIATE REVIEW SITES
* Each Month we research the Clickbank Marketplace and choose a HOT
NICHE which shall promise you amazing conversion rates and high
profitability.
* We shall research and choose 3 Products from the chosen Niche
which would convert well, and our professionals will write a review on
each of these products.
* We shall embed these reviews, along with some other pages, such
as: Amazon Popular Products, Legal Page, and Contact Page, hence
creating a Professional Affiliate Review Site.
AFFILIATE REVIEW SITES ARE PROVEN MONEY-MAKING TOOLS WHICH TAKE JUST
MINUTES TO SETUP, HAND YOU THOSE BIG FAT CHECKS AND RUN FULLY ON
AUTOMATION
Following are the amazing features of your Affiliate Review Site:
* AMAZING REVIEWS FOR 3 HOT PRODUCTS IN A PROFITABLE CLICKBANK
NICHE.
You don't need to do research or write reviews anymore.
* 4 PROFESSIONALLY DESIGNED HEADERS TO COMPLEMENT THE DESIGN.
Your visitors will feel your professionalism and hence your site
will convert well.
* SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZED.
Your Affiliate Review Sites are Search Engine Optimized for better
Search Engine Visibility.
* LEGAL AND CONTACT PAGES.
Useful for better search rankings and to build your visitors' trust.
Contact Form with captcha support to block SPAM.
* YOUR AFFILIATE LINKS ARE CLOAKED.
User-Friendly links to ensure higher Clickthrough rates.
* AMAZON POPULAR PRODUCTS PAGE.
We've also included a page with Amazon's Popular Products of the
chosen Niche with your Affiliate Links. This page auto-updates with 25
Real-Time Popular Amazon Products. This will help increase your
conversions and generate an alternate income source as well.
ALSO INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE ...
PLUG-N-EARN UNIQUE HIGH QUALITY ARTICLES
Our Team of Copywriters/Ghostwriters will research and write 15-20
HIGH QUALITY ARTICLES for the chosen Niche of the Month.
ARTICLE MARKETING IS ONE OF THE MOST EFFICIENT AND PROFESSIONAL WAYS
OF MAKING MONEY ONLINE. THE OPPORTUNITIES ARE ENDLESS.
You can use these articles to write blog posts, submit to
directories, write e-books and lots more. Each Month you'll get the
15-20 Articles on the chosen Niche and YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE
ANYTHING. However, if you want to maintain uniqueness in your content,
then you should use these articles for research purposes and rewrite
them for better results.
YOU ALSO GET ...
PLUG-N-EARN EMAILS
Our Professionals compose 9 emails each month for the chosen Niche,
which you can DIRECTLY EMBED WITH YOUR AUTORESPONDER or broadcast to
your subscribers.
MONEY IN THE LIST: EMAIL MARKETING HAS ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN TO BE THE
EASIEST WAY TO EARN HUGE COMMISSIONS IN THE LEAST TIME.
You can imagine the ease at which you can operate. We've done all
the hard work for you. You just need to COPY-PASTE THE EMAILS and send
it out to your subscribers. Its all Plug-n-Earn .
WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET ...
PLUG-N-EARN PPC KEYWORDS AND ADS
We know how boring and tiresome it can get to actually do some
keyword research, and then create some Ads that complement your
Keywords.
You guessed right... WE'VE DONE THAT FOR YOU AS WELL
DON'T HAVE A LIST, OR A WEBSITE, OR A PRODUCT? PPC MARKETING IS THE
HOTTEST MARKETING STRATEGY THESE DAYS WITHOUT ALL THE HASSLES.
We Provide you a LIST OF KEYWORDS WITH GOOGLE STATS, such as CPC,
Advertiser Competition, Appx Searches etc. We also provide you WELL
OPTIMIZED ADS for the 3 products on the chosen Niche. You directly
Plug these Ads into your Adwords Campaign, and start Converting like
never before.
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER ...
AFFILIATE REVIEW SITE UPLOADER TOOL
So you don't know how to upload websites? You don't even know how
to edit a configuration file? Don't worry. You don't need to know all
this.
All you need to do is fill in a simple form which hardly takes 2
minutes, and click the 'Upload Files to Server' button. It
AUTOMATICALLY CONFIGURES the site for you and UPLOADS IT TO YOUR
SERVER, while you're clapping in joy. Your Affiliate Review Site is
now even easier to implement.
OMG! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ...
AMAZING MEMBERS AREA WITH CLASSROOM TRAINING
You may be a newbie marketer. You may be an experienced one. But
the fact is, you STILL need guidance and help each step of the way.
This product is new for you, and we understand that you need someone
to hold your hand and tell you about Affiliate Marketing and its
Concepts.
We can proudly say that we have created an AMAZING MEMBERS AREA
which is nothing like you've ever seen before. Our Classroom has got
lots of FREE RESOURCES for you to read, watch, understand and
implement.
HERE'S THE ICING ON THE CAKE ...
BONUS PLR/MRR PRODUCTS EACH MONTH
Every Month, we'll find you some amazing
e-books/tools/graphics/software, which you can either use yourself or
sell them further. These Products come with PRIVATE LABEL RIGHTS or
MASTER RESALE RIGHTS
Leave everything aside; if you decide on selling these PLR/MRR
products, then you can EARN THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. Many Internet
Marketers make a living just by selling PLR Products. And, you'll be
getting 'em all here.
OK! We're done describing the Package, but let's get real.
WILL THE DUMB AFFILIATE PACKAGE ACTUALLY HELP YOU RAKE IN THOSE
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN COMMISSIONS THAT YOU'VE DREAMT FOREVER?
Let's not get too topsy-turvy here. We're no BS scam marketers, so
We'll tell you the REAL FACTS:
* Although, we're providing you everything that you'll need to setup
an Affiliate Marketing Empire, we still believe that you actually need
to use these Tools. If you download them, and then sit at home,
waiting for the checks; We've got news for you: They Won't Come.
* Affiliate Review Sites, themselves, can earn you at least four or
five sales a month with almost no publicity. But, we recommend that
you follow some basic Traffic Driving Techniques to increase sales.
* Email Marketers, Article Marketers and PPC Marketers are also
being provided with Plug-n-Earn Tools. But, the fact still remains:
You First need to PLUG... and Then expect to EARN.
So, lets show you graphically, how you'll be, AFTER you've joined
us.
We've built a MONEY-MAKING SYSTEM that's practially foolproof, and
capable of generating TREMENDOUS PROFITS EACH MONTH for you.
EACH MONTH THAT YOU'RE A DUMBAFFILIATE MEMBER, YOU'LL RECEIVE THE
FOLLOWING:
* A Brand New Affiliate Review Site with a New Hot Niche and 3 New
Amazing Products
* Emails, Ads, Keywords, Articles for these Products so that you
rule in every sphere of Marketing
* Access to our Special Members Area with some Super Free Bonus
Downloads which we keep on updating each month
* Special Training Material and Classroom Articles, Videos,
Downloads for your Total Marketing Knowledge
If you're still not convinced, just take a look at what some of our
members say about their Dumb Affiliate Membership...
WOW!
I just logged in to my new Dumb Affiliate Membership account. All I
can say is WOW! What an amazing value! This package is so complete,
and they've done all the work for me. All I have to do is log into my
account, download my monthly package, and to build my affiliate
business with the information available at site.
Most membership sites offer a complete package, but few rarely live
up to their hype. I have to say I'm very impressed with the Dumb
Affiliate Package.
Anyone who is looking to make money by affiliate marketing without
wanting to spend a lot of time learning how to create a review
website, do keyword research, prepare email campaigns, write
articles,or much of anything else should buy this package. It is that
good!
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UNCONDITIONAL MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
Buy your Membership with DumbAffiliate and use it for an entire
month. If you feel that you're not generating profits and the system
is not working for you, then simply contact us, and we'll issue you an
IMMEDIATE 100% REFUND. You get ALL your money-back.
Try the DumbAffiliate Package and you'll know why we're offering you
this crazy money-back guarantee.
YES, RITOBAN AND BANDEEP!
I want to get my hands on this amazing package that will give me
all the tools that I'll need for complete Affiliate Marketing
Dominance.
I also understand that I get an Unconditional Money Back Guarantee
and that I shall be able to download INSTANTLY after my order.
Get Instant Access NOW!
For Only $59
We accept payments via Credit Card, Paypal and eChecks. Order form
is built with SSL Encryption, which means that your transactions will
be safe and secure. So, Order Now! Without any worries.
NOTE: We are giving 100 MEMBERSHIPS ONLY for this package. Due to
the requirement of Unique Content for affiliates, we have kept this
restriction. There are only 100 67 Membership spots available as of
now.
TO YOUR ASTOUNDING SUCCESS,
&
RITOBAN CHAKRABARTI and BANDEEP JASWAL
NOT just Dumb Affiliates...
Web Developers, Innovators, Marketers.
P.S.: We can't emphasize enough on HOW important this Package will
be to your Affiliate Marketing Success. After using our Tools, you'll
be _light years_ ahead of other Marketers and we're so sure that this
system will work for you, that we're even offering you the
Unconditional FULL refund Guarantee. So, there's absolutely NO RISK
from your side. Stop Thinking .. Grab your spot before the 100
Memberships end.
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