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WebmasterToolsMonthly.com - Access Hundreds of Online Tools And
Services All Of Which Cost You Nothing!

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HOW MUCH IS YOUR TIME WORTH?

If You're Like Me I'll Bet It's Worth A LOT!! In Fact Time Is THE
MOST Precious Thing We Have In Life!

Now Here's Your Chance To Take Advantage Of Almost 15 Years Of My
Scouring The Web To Save Yourself More Time And Money Than You Can
Possibly Imagine!! Guaranteed!!

Current Tool Count As Of November 2008 = 170!

From the Desk of Jeff Penchoff - Programmer/ Developer - Internet
Marketer
Date: November 19, 2008

Dear Fellow Website Owner,

ou've got all the time and money in the world right? Of course not.


Let's face it... In today's fast paced, hectic world we can all use
some time-saving products and/or services that make our internet
marketing lives simpler and easier, all without breaking our budget.

Wouldn't it be fantastic, and even more valuable, if those
time-saving products/services were FREE? Wouldn't it be awesome to be
able to access those products and services wherever and whenever you
have internet access? Of course it would!

Introducing Webmaster Tools Monthly!

The only web site that not only provides you with hundreds of FREE
online tools for the busy (and broke?) webmaster, but also a
convenient and intuitive Windows(tm) desktop application to access
them from!

Each month you'll receive an update to that Windows(tm) application
that will include 20+ new Web 2.0 webmaster tools as well as other
priceless web sites that will save you time, money, and increase your
bottom line - more profits!

The current release of my software application has over 160 web
sites and it's only going to get better from there. You see I have a
database of over 500+ tools that I have been using (many on a daily
basis) to save myself HOURS of time and I haven't spent a single dime
to use them! Sound too good to be true? It's not, I assure you.

And there are dozens more Web 2.0 tools and services coming online
every day. Why waste your time searching for them. Let me find them
and test them for you!

Check Out Just A Few Of These AMAZING Online Tools

Allow Me To Introduce Myself

My name is Jeff Penchoff and I'm currently the manager of software
development for a software development company in the Chicago,
Illinois area. I've been programming for over 25 years. In fact, I
wrote my first software application on an IBM(tm) PC with NO HARD
DRIVE, just two 5-1/4" floppy drives! (Stop snickering... yes.. I am
THAT "ancient".)

I also own and run over 100 internet domains. Some of which make me
money! (Yes that's sarcasm. My turn to laugh.)

I have been using the internet since the early 1990's and, in that
time, I have come across thousands of helpful (and some not so
helpful) web sites that have enabled me to

* Massively increase traffic to my web sites...

* Convert visitors into customers (in fact a few of my sites have
conversion rates of over 20%!)...

* Educate me in the fine art of search engine optimization (a
complex, and CONSTANTLY changing, art to say the least)...

* Create and modify/enhance entire web sites using online template
generation tools...

* Analyze my visitors activities with such powerful tools as
replayable videos of their EXACT mouse movements/clicks which has
shown me where I need to concentrate my SEO efforts and where I need
to "give it a rest"...

* Conduct business activities like project management, accounting
and client billing, storing data in online spreadsheets and databases,
managing my contact list , and even publishing physical products like
bound books and shrink-wrapped cds, ALL ONLINE!...

* And there's so much more! ALL OF WHICH HAS SAVED ME TONS OF MY
HARD EARNED MONEY AS WELL AS MY PRECIOUS TIME!

As I traveled the web I began keeping an extensive database of the
various online webmaster tools and services I encountered. And the
result is this amazing collection of web sites contained in one
incredibly easy to use application!

So What Kind Of Webmaster Tools Are We Talking About?

Well first off this isn't some collection of sites you've seen
before. (Ok, a few of them you may be familiar with, and maybe even
use, but I GUARANTEE you'll be stunned at these hidden "gems" I've
found.) These online tools are amazingly powerful. So powerful that I
no longer need programs like Photoshop(tm), Microsoft Excel(tm),
Microsoft Access(tm), and many other offline software programs. _(In
the interests of full disclosure I still use such programs but I no
longer NEED to and prefer the online equivalents to their offline
counterparts in many cases.)_

Here's a screenshot of the categories that the tools fall into as of
November of 2008, when this site was originally launched.

As you can see this is no lame list of "been there done that" web
sites that you'll be sorry you've invested in. This is a HUGE listing
of extremely diverse and valuable tools that you'll find priceless
from the moment you start up the WebmasterToolsMonthly.com software
application. (And I'll be adding even more categories as the months
progress! Wait until you see what the future holds!)

And don't think that the "Alternate Web Browsers" category in the
above list contains browsers you already know about like FireFox,
Opera, or Safari. I assure you they're not!

And talk about an intuitive and easy to use application for
accessing these online tools! Take a look at the screen shot below and
I know you'll agree. Basically if you can use an application like
Microsoft Outlook(tm), or Outlook Express(tm), or the Windows(tm)
Explorer program then you know how to use the Webmaster Tools Monthly
desktop application.

See what I mean? You simply select the site(s) you want to view from
the "tree view" on the left and the site loads in the viewer on the
right, ready to be utilized by you for seo purposes, multimedia
creation, adding widgets to your web site(s), and lots of other online
activities (a more complete list appears below).

PLUS, THE DESKTOP APPLICATION IS PORTABLE! YOU CAN COPY THE
APPLICATION DIRECTORY/FOLDER TO YOUR USB MEMORY STICK (FLASH DRIVE)
AND RUN IT ON ANY COMPUTER WITH INTERNET ACCESS!

So What Can You Do With These Online Webmaster Tools?

Here's just a partial list:

* Surf the web in "3D ", or even stay in contact, sometimes "live",
with colleagues and friends without leaving your web browser...

* Track your time for billing purposes or just to be more
productive...

* Create t-shirts, mouse pads, clocks, calendars, you name it, all
with your web site logo and/or slogan on them at "dirt cheap" prices.
And you don't even have to bother with order taking, shipping, or
returns or any other headaches that normally come with marketing
physical products ...

* Store gigabytes of data and files online where it's backed up for
you daily...

* Access FREE content (even royalty free images), get FREE
publicity (using methods you may never have heard of), and download
incredible FREE, and hard to find, utilities that enhance your online
and offline productivity...

* Keep track of projects, business contacts, and pretty much
ANYTHING running your online business requires...

* Collaborate with others by making real-time changes and
annotations to images, videos, pdf files, etc...

* Use online whiteboards, web conferencing (including video
conferencing), and shared online databases and spreadsheets to make
sure everyone involved with your project is on the same page...

* Create multimedia presentations, streaming webcasts and podcasts,
all for FREE!...

* Convert files (like pdf files into editable Microsoft Word(tm)
files, audio files like wav files into mp3s)...

* Conduct niche research and gain access to thousands of freely
available public domain material and media...

* Social networkng tools...

* Web site security tools (believe me these have definitely come in
handy) ...

* Blogging tools for WordPress or any type of blog...

* Generate unbelievable amounts of statistics about your web
site(s) and/or your competition...

* Place widgets on your web site(s) to make them more "sticky" and
keep your visitors coming back for more over and over again no matter
what your niche is...

* And many, many more! Everyone of these tools has saved me time
and/or money at some point in my internet marketing career and I know
you'll experience the same success that I have! GUARANTEED!!

So How Much Is Being Able To Do All Of The Above, And Then Some, All
For Free, Worth To You?

If you spent all the time I have scouring the internet and finding
these priceless tools you'd lose weeks, if not months, of your
precious time! Not to mention your sanity. If you had to purchase all
of the software programs that do the same thing as the tools contained
in the WebmasterToolsMonthly.com application you could end up spending
your life savings!

But today you can get yourself a copy of one of the most
time-saving, money-saving resources you'll ever come across for just a
MEASLY ONE TIME PAYMENT OF $47.00! That's right! Not the $67.00 I'll
be charging after the initial launch.

AND THAT'S FOR A PREMIUM ("Lifetime")** MEMBERSHIP!! A premium
membership for the cost of a few large pizzas and a case of beer on
Saturday night! How can you possibly go wrong?!

This is your lucky day because this offer will NOT be around long. I
WILL RAISE THE PRICE OF MEMBERSHIP TO $67.00 SOON. And then I'll start
charging a monthly fee for access to the software as well.

So order today! Right now!

Do not wait until I've changed my mind and come to my senses. I know
you agree that this deal is just too good to pass up!

Here's my 60 day money back guarantee!

Here's the deal. I'm positive that you're going to be amazed and
delighted with the collection of tools in the Webmaster Tools Monthly
application. But if you're one of the few who aren't, or you
experience problems running the application that I can't help you with
(yeah right, like that's going to happen :-)), contact me within 60
days of joining WebmasterToolsMonthly.com, and I will gladly refund
your purchase price in full, no questions asked.

Or...

If you don't find tools and/or services in the hundreds I am
providing you with that increase your bottom line and save you time
and money than simply contact me within 60 days of your purchase and
I'll return every cent of your money back to you and we'll part ways.

That's four full months for you to decide whether I've delivered on
my promise to save you time and money!

That's how confident I am that you're going to love your membership
in WebmasterToolsMonthly.com!

Requirements: Microsoft Windows(tm) XP or Vista, Microsoft .Net
Framework Version 2.0 or higher (a free download in the
WebmasterToolsMonthly.com Help Desk Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
area.)

YES JEFF! I WANT TO SAVE MY PRECIOUS TIME AND MONEY BY PURCHASING
A PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP TO THE HUNDREDS OF ONLINE TOOLS AND SERVICES
YOU'RE OFFERING! COUNT ME IN RIGHT NOW!

INSTANT ACCESS - INSTANT DOWNLOAD

It's Hard To Go Wrong When You Only Invest Only $47.00 On A Valuable
Membership and Application Like This!

Your information is safe and will never be shared.

If you experience any difficulty in downloading, please contact us .


Get Your PREMIUM Membership to Webmaster Tools Monthly Today For
Only $47!!

You can download the desktop application right now... even if it's
2:00 in the morning!

Here's to Your Success!

Jeff Penchoff,

P.S. Remember that you're making a ONE TIME PAYMENT OF $47 FOR A
PREMIUM membership! There's no recurring fees or "forced continuity".
Plus you're getting 20+ new tools and/or services every month!

P.P.S. If at ANY time during the first 60 days of your membership
you think I've failed to live up to my promise to save you time and
money (or, since this is software, you experience technical
difficulties running the application that prohibit you from using it)
you can ask for a full refund and I'll send it to you. You simply can
not lose!

EARNINGS DISCLAIMER

EVERY EFFORT HAS BEEN MADE TO ACCURATELY REPRESENT THIS PRODUCT AND
IT'S POTENTIAL. EVEN THOUGH THIS INDUSTRY IS ONE OF THE FEW WHERE ONE
CAN WRITE THEIR OWN CHECK IN TERMS OF EARNINGS, THERE IS NO GUARANTEE
THAT YOU WILL EARN ANY MONEY USING THE TECHNIQUES AND IDEAS IN THESE
MATERIALS. EXAMPLES IN THESE MATERIALS ARE NOT TO BE INTERPRETED AS A
PROMISE OR GUARANTEE OF EARNINGS. EARNING POTENTIAL IS ENTIRELY
DEPENDENT ON THE PERSON USING OUR PRODUCT, IDEAS AND TECHNIQUES. WE DO
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